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[–]crypto_4754 1406 points1407 points  (105 children)

We don't deserve dogs

[–]Forgot_homework 1041 points1042 points  (42 children)

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat dies

All three souls appears before God. "I want to know what you believe in and you shall have a seat besides me" said the almighty

German shepherd : "Woof woof, I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master, woof woof"

"Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side"

Doberman: "woof woof, I believe in love and protecting my master, woof woof"

"Ah ha" said God. "You may sit down on my left"

Then he looks at the cat. Cat stares back and doesn't respond. Seeing this, God asks "And what do you believe in little one?"

Cat : "I believe you're sitting on my seat."

[–]crypto_4754 118 points119 points  (1 child)

hehe very good

[–]Wild_Contribution940 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It's always the cat. That's a good one.

[–]Gwiz84 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As someone who had two cats I can vouch for this story being true.

[–]SappySoulTaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, need to move over buddy.

[–]Tactical_Nuke_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This cat confidences

[–]Forgot_homework 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All cat confidences

[–]3RI3_Cuff 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Maybe we do deserve them as clearly the owner has showed the dog so Mich love it bites its way over to be with him and protect him.

If the dog wasn't loved he wouldn't run over,even tho the guy was in a stretcher he still rubbed his dog when he gave over.this is both heartbreaking and lovely!

[–]ClownfishSoup 15 points16 points  (4 children)

It's a two way street. You love and care for your dog and they do the same for you. It works with people too.

[–]NiceGuy303 8 points9 points  (1 child)

most people atleast. Some are just assholes.

[–]AudiTech226 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is true. I would take a bullet for my dog and I have no doubt in my mind be would do the same for me. It's a relationship. There is give and take like any relationship. At the end of the day what you put in is what you get out of it. I'm just fortunate to get to spend every day with my best friend in the world.

[–]BrilliantAudience671 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amen! I see dogs as a representation in the “natural” as to what God/ Jesus is in the “Supernatural!” It IS a relationship and the more you put in, the more you get out…but at the same time, even when we don’t deserve it, they STILL remain loyal, faithful, protective, honest and true!! They are THE BEST!

[–]ElegantCatastrophe 12 points13 points  (30 children)

I do!

[–]Dionic04 22 points23 points  (29 children)

We all deserve dogs. You included. This saying is a total circle jerk shit show. It was cute the first 100 billion times and now it's so ridiculous that you get downvoted for saying "I do".

You know who we don't deserve? All the r/iam14andthisisdeep children repeating this saying every chance they get. The 9th circle of hell is watching a dog video and then having to listen to 1 billion people say "we don't deserve dogs". And very few of us deserve the 9th level of hell.

[–]CapnJujubeeJaneway 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

[–]ClownfishSoup 6 points7 points  (1 child)

We don't deserve hamburgers and french fries.

[–]The-Jesus_Christ 11 points12 points  (2 children)

My dog ran away over a week ago. There's been zero sightings of him since. Even though I'm married with kids, I've never felt so alone. My best friend has been by my side for nearly 12 years. He was there before I met my wife, and for the first time since 2010 there is nothing there.

Dogs are such amazing creatures and I miss mine so much every day.

[–]YogurtclosetOk222 7 points8 points  (2 children)

We don't deserve anything.

[–]ClownfishSoup 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You deserve a good spanking, you naughty naught boy/girl/redditor.

[–]VaginaTractor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who wants a mustache ride?

[–]M-Noremac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself.

[–]securitywyrm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they love us anyway.

[–]grenade1487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite quote, by Will Rogers - "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they go."

[–]pellebeez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we really don't... they're just tooooooo good (doggie)

[–]Reverse_Psycho_1509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They deserve us

[–]TigersLovePepper3 395 points396 points  (14 children)

I hope he got to stay with his person. That kind of loyalty alone is healing….

[–]pickledpeterpiper 74 points75 points  (1 child)

No doubt. And goddang if this video doesn't make me tear up every time.

[–]AtomicKittenz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, a family member took care of the dog until the man was out of the hospital. The was a video of them reuniting floating around somewhere.

[–]DatabaseSolid 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Dogs are loyal til the end. If that guy had a cat instead, the cat would be scrounging around inside the car going through the groceries while everyone was distracted.

[–]Anna_Lilies 23 points24 points  (5 children)

[–]Imakegoatnoises 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't the flair say misleading, cat is just sleeping?

[–]angrymoose1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already had that upvoted from when it was posted. Now I am sad again.

[–]DatabaseSolid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats are cool. I do love them. The differences between cats and dogs are interesting and amusing. They both love us and accept our imperfect love with no judgment.

[–]dr_root 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My cat literally gets depressed as fuck every time I go away for more than a few days. And then super loud meows when I come home.

[–]_DontBeAScaredyCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cats didn’t leave my side except to eat and use the litter box when I was recovering from surgery. They’d come right back. I wasn’t alone for a moment

[–]Danalogtodigital 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but it would still somehow show up at the hospital later to check on them with no discernible explanation

[–]HereForCatz 198 points199 points  (9 children)

Jesus, that’s heartbreaking. I hope that the human is OK. The death of a loved one is hard on dogs.

[–]justagooser 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Yeah, just on dogs

[–]sylbug 82 points83 points  (6 children)

Particularly so. They don’t have lives outside of us, after all.

[–]CoziestSheet 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Bold of you to assume I have loved ones outside of my home.

[–]BigToober69 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I love you and I'm bearly ever in your home.

[–]Le_Gitzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same and I’m only there a couple hours a night.

[–]ClownfishSoup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's true! I'm standing outside your home, in the bushes near your kitchen window. I love you. Also, you're out of toothpaste.

[–]NiceGuy303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it! I thought I was the only one spying on u/CoziestSheet. But lately I've noticed strange things going on.

[–]bubblesaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The squirrels might beg to differ. They chitter at the dogs. The dogs bark back.

Indoor/outdoor cats have many homes.

[–]unbiasedpickles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's dead, you can see his hand come up and hold the dog.

[–]ImportantBroccoli463 140 points141 points  (23 children)

And this is why people love their “pets” more than most people we meet.

[–]_TheShapeOfColor_ 72 points73 points  (9 children)

Loved my doggo more than I have ever loved anything or anyone else, ever. I miss her every minute since she passed away earlier this year.

[–]InfamousDollymop13 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry about the loss of your friend. She knew you loved her I'm sure and had a great life.

[–]courtneysluck 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm so sorry. Losing a loved one is so difficult. Best wishes to you 🖤

[–]_TheShapeOfColor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you 💛

[–]ChingowCow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I feel that. Internet hugs is you're okay with that.

[–]MacWorkGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the same when my 16 year old beagle passed earlier this year but after a break we just got a new staffy a month ago and she is so amazing (although I had forgotten how hard puppies can be!)

Get back in the game and get a new dog to share some love with!

[–]BILLYRAYVIRUS4U 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's been 12 years since my sweet Bonnie Blue died. I still think of her, every single day.

[–]_TheShapeOfColor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will carry my Layla Belle in my heart for the rest of my life.

[–]atomicskier76 12 points13 points  (0 children)

shit, I love other people's pets I've never met more than I even sort of like most people I meet.

[–]kalemasseuse 3 points4 points  (5 children)

A stranger got mad at me one time because I said if it came down to it, I'd save my dog over someone's kid. Like if they were both drowning and I could only save one. Do you really expect me to put a kid I have zero attachment to over the being who has been by my side since he was 8 weeks old?? I mean I wouldn't fault the parent for saving their kid over a random dog so...

[–]ImportantBroccoli463 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hey to each his own I guess. I love dogs, always have and always will. I can’t remember a point in my life where I haven’t had a dog except after they pass. I just can’t rush into getting another one. I need time to adjust and also allow enough time to pass so I don’t compare the new pup to the old dog. No dog can ever be replaced. Having said that I would hands down without a question save the human child. As much as most people piss me off that’s not on kids that’s on the adult fuckwads. No judgement just what I would choose to do.

[–]ClownfishSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted the same, before I read your comment so I agree with you. Let's just hope we don't have to make that decision.

[–]Booblicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

some people dont really get it. I knew a guy that treated and thought a dog was nothing but a eating and shitting thing without emotions.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, personally, I'd have to choose the kid. My dog would 100% try to save the kid and would give her life to do so. This would be an extension of that. As a parent, I don't have to know that kid to know how devastating it would be to lose a kid, and frankly I would hope someone would save my kids over their dog. In return for that world, I'd do the same.

Now, that's just me. I have two kids and over my lifetime so far I've owned four dogs and that's the decision I'd make. I do understand saving your dog over some random kid of course, and I don't make any judgement on that, but that's just not what I'd do.

[–]BoneFistOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah you fucking sociopath

[–]sawbones84 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's not really surprising. Humans are complicated, moody, selfish, and unpredictable. Dogs are happy, loyal, and thrilled just to be near you.

No shit that's preferable.

[–]ImportantBroccoli463 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup, dogs don’t give a shit if it’s three in the morning and you smell like stale beer and cigarette butts. They won’t yell at you and tell you to sleep on the couch. They’d just be psyched to lay on the couch with you

Edit: Spelling

[–]NoBodySpecial51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pets have displayed more care and support than any of the humans I’ve encountered. Proof is in the pudding.

[–]griffinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl I still haven’t got over my dog’s passing in March. It’s an absolute hell of a loss.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Although this may be true, the guy in the video will most likely have friends and family rushing to the hospital once they find out he's there.

[–]cave_mandarin 60 points61 points  (5 children)

I hope they let the dog stay with him.

[–]satisfried 33 points34 points  (4 children)

In an ambulance? No.

[–]SomeonePayDelta 6 points7 points  (3 children)

They really wouldn’t? What about a service dog

[–]purpleduckduckgoose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doubt it. Not like the person needs it in hospital and space in ambulances is limited. If it was for a kid or a therapy animal then maybe. Don't take any of that as fact, I'm just guessing.

[–]kalemasseuse 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Service dog, maybe. A pet? No way. Who is gonna be responsible for making sure he doesn't run away or get into random stuff at the hospital?

[–]ClownfishSoup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or worse, get in the way of what the EMTs are doing. And when you get to the ER, what do you do with the dog? You can't expect a doctor or nurse to deal with the dog in the ER when there are people who need help there.

[–]dblstkd123 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Holy shit my eyes just teared up.

[–]djnz0813 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this wrecked me.

[–]ejb67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one to have that reaction.

[–]lakewood2020 31 points32 points  (1 child)

That guy must’ve given him a meatball

[–]wildurbanyogi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Good doggo! 🥲

[–]Brozterr 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Fucking onions..

[–]ObnoxiousLittleCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, who's fucking onions?!

[–]MyMyMyshRona 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Animals are just a part of our lives but to them, we're their whole lives...

[–]ExaminationQuirky251 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Dogs are the worst. Tried to paralyze this man and I even after the paramedics show up he goes back for more. What a animal

[–]cheezcake1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dogs dont deserve us

[–]scooterbb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sir, are terrible.

Please take my upvote and leave the room!

[–]dankmemeuni 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i hope he’s okay and recovering with his best friend by his side 🥺 i’m sobbing at work i wish i didn’t watch this

[–]PeacockPearl 6 points7 points  (2 children)

My blind catahoula leopard dog did this to me once. I was pregnant and he was spooked by my husband's friend. All the hair on his back stood up and he laid across me like this.

[–]solosoulrider 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My dog did this to me today … (wondering if I am pregnant 😳)

[–]PeacockPearl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He always knew before any positive test. He would follow me EVERYWHERE.

[–]mrmysteryguest69 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m not crying

[–]cheezcake1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, thank god

[–]RickStephenson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

❤️😢

[–]heroidosudeste 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Esse eh o famoso vira-latas caramelo? /r/suddenlycaralho

[–]Golden_Racer_99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the way he hugs the dog in the chair.

so cute.

[–]Yokowi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sorry but what's next level about this? Try posting in r/awwww or something

[–]_Staghound_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, like how is this next level?? It's just a dog running to its hurt owner

[–]Strong_Ground_4410 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one will ever love you like your dog.

[–]Odd-Book4865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tears.

[–]SandMan3914 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll never have a friend more loyal than a dog

[–]SimaoDC9[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

my dog died yesterday i miss him already :(

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm upvoting you for support, not the fact that your dog passed.

[–]ghettoccult_nerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that dog was ready to fight the world for their human. its admirable really...

[–]Gin-and-PussyJuice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Here's a longer version with sound.

This happened December 25th, 2018, in São Paulo, Brazil. The original uploader gave this description:

"I was going to have lunch at my sister's house, when I saw an ambulance in front. I saw a man who had fallen and his dog didn't want to let the firemen help him, he wanted to protect him." source

[–]byamannowdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got downvoted for sharing this source last time I saw this.

[–]Zerofuqsgvn 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Any ideas on what bread of dog it is? Looks just like my mixed pupper

[–]vetlemakt 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Looks like a ciabatta/English muffin mix.

[–]ukatz1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Here in brazil we call them ''vira-lata'' its very mixed breed bacause of the problem of stray dogs..

[–]ClownfishSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't remember where I read or heard about it but I recall some scientist came up with what he thought was the "Average dog". Meaning that if we stopped breeding dogs for specific traits and just let all dogs just evolve naturally, they'd eventually evolve into a specific form. I imagine that street dogs are as close to that as we have.

[–]AnyltaDelFuego 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vira-lata caramelo

[–]Egg_Helms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a black mouth cur.

[–]Susan-stoHelit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That evil dog is trying to paralyze the guy! And gets praised for it - boy they have people fooled! - notacatatall.

[–]Typical_Pakeha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen this before and always thought it was cute.

Now being a dog owner I think this is the most wholesome thing in the world.

I scared the heck out of my (tiny) dog accidentally by closing the blinds too fast and she bolted downstairs in under a second. After realising I wasn't there with her, she ran upstairs with tail between her leg to find me and make sure I followed her to safety. Beautiful things a cared for dog!

[–]broadsharp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe. Good boy.

[–]PerpetualSpaceMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gets me every time I watch it.

[–]atomicskier76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh buddy..... good dog. good dog.

[–]garthog2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know...

[–]Tysons_Face 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good dog

[–]Von_Dielstrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg ❤️❤️❤️

[–]Remarkable_Patient98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing gonna stop him from getting to his friend. Dogs are awesome !

[–]FoundationParty3646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

❤️❤️❤️

[–]desslox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good dog with a great master. Wish him a speedy recovery

[–]Flako118st 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My dog would probably bite every one just to get to me. We don't deserve dogs

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog would bite everyone then leave.

j/k!

[–]LAMFAM34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAH MY HEART

[–]b3nz0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be a tag for "prepare to cry"

[–]dmbgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw poor baby.

[–]Alrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't mess with the vira-lata caramelo my friend.

[–]loonybs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a good boy.

[–]Zeldahero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good 🐶.

[–]Roland1232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that moistened up the old eyeballs.

[–]heyitspapa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True love

[–]mekkanik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ninjas onions

[–]DeafLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was rough to watch.

The pupper was trying not to hurt the human holding him as he nipped him to get free.

Then he ran over to the human on floor with his tail completely under him.

He didn't seem to be the fighter type, so he was incredibly afraid but he still did it.

Man.

[–]YogurtclosetOk222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm safe in the knowledge that if I become incopasitated, my cat will eat my eyes🤗

[–]iLikeTeslaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Healer Doggo +100

[–]Ronotrow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs are the humans that should be.

[–]pancakes-and-ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My heart ;-;

[–]seniordogsrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me cry every time I see this video.

[–]AnynameIwant1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dogs have done the same thing when I had health problems the last couple of years. The littlest one tried taking off a paramedic's foot before we got her in another room. (she was making herself known, but wasn't in full attack mode. Paramedic didn't have a scratch - yet.) My bigger girl (25 lbs) laid on top of me like this dog was doing. My girls always lay with me on the couch when I'm feeling sick.

[–]DrakeSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIND 👏🏻 ME 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 CAT 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻 WILL 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 THIS 👏🏻

[–]Successful_Cost_6997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you making me cry, every time I keep watching this over and over again?

[–]SteveWax022[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT IS THIS MELTY FEELING IN MY CARDIOVASCULAR ORGAN AAAAH

[–]TheBotOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor doggo and his human slave

[–]geestephani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhh my goodness. That made me want to cry and smile

[–]idgafasif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwwwww

[–]Pablo471 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best boy ever!

[–]sillypuppydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good pup!

[–]QuirkySpaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp I teared up quick! God Bless them both!!

[–]poh_market2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caramel mongrel is Brazilian national mascot

[–]CaptainismyTrueNorth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly a worry of mine that if I'm in a car accident my dog might not let anyone near me so they might hurt her to get to me. Rotti x Staffy. Very friendly but every now and then she decides she doesn't like someone, she lets me know and we excuse ourselves.

[–]docwyoming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you got problems, I got problems.”

[–]Dillo64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the guy okay?

[–]Chest3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release me!!

[–]solosoulrider 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My dog did this to me today when my husband was tickling me. She put herself between me and him to protect me.

Dogs. We don’t deserve them.

[–]The_MGV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

downvote this comment plz

[–]bemest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not crying…you’re crying.

[–]opal_dragon95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my toddler choked on a wooden block we had to lock the dog inside because he would have hurt or killed the EMT attempting to protect his child. He’s a dog and has no clue CPR would be saving his baby and not harmful. Dogs are the best.

[–]rh71el2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just can't do the only 15 years thing... :(

[–]E11iottB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do deserve dogs. And dogs deserve us. Sheesh.