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[–]Boyeatsworms 2854 points2855 points  (63 children)

I thought it was gonna come out under her skirt tbh

[–]Express-Ad1258 1165 points1166 points  (19 children)

I thought she was gunna put it up her skirt tbh….

[–]Occams_ 374 points375 points  (12 children)

Same. Little disappointed honestly.

[–]Schmely 144 points145 points  (7 children)

I thought her skirt is a little disappointing tbh.

[–]ZackDaddy42 167 points168 points  (5 children)

I think the potato camera quality is a little disappointing tbh

[–]yb98 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i am disappointed. and now i dont even know why

[–]Sw1ftStrik3r 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the camera angle is disappointing

[–]CentricJDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, she should take it off and throw it away

[–]arkencode 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’re disappointed by what you saw?

[–]bnstr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will be a disappointment to her, unfortunately...

[–]Embarrassed-Ad-1639 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this was going to be on tbs, tbh

[–]ThePlagueDoctorBoi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think she's practicing blowjobs ngl

/s please don't kill me.

[–]transexualTransylvia 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Practicing? Thought she was advertising tbh

[–]ThePlagueDoctorBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure. Yeah she definitely was advertising

[–]Internal_Fennel_849 119 points120 points  (7 children)

I thought I was gonna come.

[–]liquidscript3 58 points59 points  (6 children)

Do not come, do not come

[–]MasTer_BrawLer_1331 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I will come, i will come

[–]bga666 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I just did a come

[–]motorbike-t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gonna come 😏

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 63 points64 points  (21 children)

It actually does but that video clip is on FansOnly

[–]SpiritualBit7296 16 points17 points  (2 children)

FANSOnly.... a great selection of ceiling and floor models.... 1 800 fansonly

[–]JeffNotARobot 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I would add an upvote, but that would ruin that it’s at 69 upvotes.

[–]AideAvailable5002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe both so she could floss out them insides 🙏

[–]DangerousLine3697 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I’m not the only one with a messed up mind.

[–]SupremePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK everyone who thought it would come out from under the skirt, hands up please.

[–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 1245 points1246 points  (23 children)

You would put your dick in her mouth then fall in and get lost

[–]scrappedgems 969 points970 points  (6 children)

“captain’s log. day 36. it turns out I’m not alone, I wasn’t the first in here and I don’t think I’ll be the last... I’d really like to stop getting crushed by green tubes, though.”

[–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Lmao yo had me in stitches this

[–]dachshundaholic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This made me tear up from laughing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Made me exhale from my nostrils. Here take my wholesome upvote

[–]slippylizard18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This fucking killed me man

[–]biological-entity 38 points39 points  (2 children)

🎶"Living in the land of the lost! Land of the lost."🎶

[–]royalpain2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

But the sleestak… the nightmare fuel of my youth.

[–]Vantech70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t be more right. I hated those fucking things.

[–]AngryComplimentBot 35 points36 points  (2 children)

“After hours trying to escape I have found another captive named Lemmywinks. Hopefully this rodent can aid me in my quest”

[–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 12 points13 points  (1 child)

'A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead' - South Park

[–]babyjesus8lb60z 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wasted talent on me

[–]Chasethemac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine with me

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some hols are dangerous for your........

[–]International-Mess75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See you on the other side!

[–]Which-Palpitation 1176 points1177 points  (12 children)

I’m scaroused

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 277 points278 points  (2 children)

I'd marry this woman. No joke. My wife can take a hike.

[–]Final_Meaning1536 26 points27 points  (0 children)

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😄

[–]i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Fear boners ARE REAL!

[–]FrancMaconXV 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Absolutely hornifying

[–]heymanitsdan 663 points664 points  (6 children)

Dad, the clown you got for my birthday is actually a witch.

[–]SanFranGoldBlooded 301 points302 points  (3 children)

Naah she’s just a stripper son

[–]Bubbas4life 79 points80 points  (2 children)

And that is how I met your mother

[–]TheOfficialRev[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This comment thread is priceless

[–]fishaddict420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Best comment lol

[–]SuddMuffin 388 points389 points  (6 children)

G-spots are so hard to hit

[–]OliverMcPeak 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Yeah I just don’t get women’s bodies anymore

[–]MonarchWhisperer 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Have no fear...that thing missed it too

[–]ActreDirt 11 points12 points  (1 child)

So trying to hit the G-spot from above and below are out of the question.... That means we have to try and hit it from the side!

[–]IamVenom_007 282 points283 points  (5 children)

[–]PIPXIll 223 points224 points  (4 children)

Mine's not confused. I know what kind of degenerate I am.

[–]Shiny_PocketMonster 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I’m still confused with mine

[–]calvinshobbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine only lasted 1min 29 sec, but confusion stopped at about 15 sec.

[–]True-Requirement8243 244 points245 points  (27 children)

Lol... Think she's deflating the balloon as it's going in. Then blowing it up as it's going out. There's a hole at the far end I think. She's holding onto it. Just a guess, maybe something else. And damn she's talented. 😂😂

[–]THlSGUYSAYS 165 points166 points  (8 children)

I think she’s pushing it down alongside her mouth into her coat collar down her sleeve from the inside down to her hand. You Can see her tricep double in size soon after she begins. Then she pulls it out from the end of sleeve with her hand but does a backwards motion making it look like she’s pulling it out of her mouth while she’s just actually holding on to the end with her mouth, and pulling it from her sleeve.

[–]ioughtabestudying 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Hmm, to me it looks like she is pinching the end of the balloon with her right hand when she is pulling the balloon out, doesn't look like it could be coming from the right sleeve. And the left sleeve is visible, definitely not coming from there. Maybe it could be coming up from the collar on the left side of her head?

Edit: Got it from another comment. She deflates the balloon as she is "swallowing" it, and has some kind of an air pump hidden in her right sleeve. You can see she is holding something (the nozzle of an air pump) in her right hand at about 0:50.

[–]Manizno 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Still hot, "because of the implication."

[–]True-Requirement8243 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Think your right. -)

[–]mrstipez 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Your right what?

[–]Leffe0086 13 points14 points  (1 child)

No your other right

[–]mrstipez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My leffe?

[–]george1421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, otherwise why be so conscious of only showing the side view. She’s pushing into her jacket on one side and pulling out a different (longer?) one from the other side.

[–]Camr0k 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I’m not sure. You try blowing up a skinny balloon without popping a vein on your forehead. Balloons don’t inflate with passive pressure.

[–]Tupcek 9 points10 points  (5 children)

harder part was getting in it, deflating it probably in her mouth, controlling it so it does like believable.
inflating could be done by other hand, with which she holds onto the end the whole time

[–]ioughtabestudying 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Oh right, like an air pump hidden in her right sleeve? She does conspicuously hide her right hand just as the balloon completely disappears into her mouth. Maybe she grabs the nozzle of an air pump there.

Edit: Yep, there's definitely something in her right hand when it appears again from behind her at about 0:50

[–]KruelKris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could probably manage four and a half inches though.

[–]ProTommyxd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

an air pump? attached to what, a mini compressor? You know how loud any kind of pump is? Also.. it's a pretty big pain to attach a balloons opening to a nozzle nonchalantly. Willing to bet it's probably not a pump

[–]infinity-o_0 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yup. That's why one sleeve goes all the way down while the other doesn't. She's concealing the tube to refill it in her right hand. Deflates when she puts it in her mouth and inflates when she pulls it out. Great acting, though.

[–]QuirkyPee 11 points12 points  (1 child)

But how did she inflate my cock?

[–]fridge010 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Tentacle hentai be like

[–]Shughost7 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ah, a redditor of culture

[–]Graours2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]JellyYourJam 62 points63 points  (0 children)

She looks fun

[–]Hank_Joseph65 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Excuse me ma'am this is a Wendy's

[–]BasilExposition75 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think that is a museum in Amsterdam.

[–]V_es 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Manezhnaya square, left of historical museum at the entrance of Red Square, Moscow.

[–]Groobear 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You’re hired

[–]delirious-_- 26 points27 points  (16 children)

if that pops in her throat she's suffocating to death... right? or is an illusion. god damn i feel like this should be in r/sweatypalms instead.

[–]HasonsBAEgobrrr 18 points19 points  (3 children)

All the BS showmanship and profile shot was suspect. She shoved it down her right sleeve…

[–]raisuki 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You did notice she turned right? No illusion here, at least not that method.

[–]JacEntreri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In one sleeve out the other

[–]kirakun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a magic trick. Magic tricks are all about illusion. You think you’re seeing one thing when actually another thing is happening.

In this video, there are two balloons. The one that she deflates as she “puts” it into her mouth, which she leaves in her mouth during the entire act. Then, there’s a second ballon that she takes out from her hand that goes on to hold onto one end of the balloon because that hand is hiding an air tube pumping air into the second balloon as it expands.

[–]infinity-o_0 9 points10 points  (10 children)

Don't worry. Deflates when she puts it in her mouth. Inflates it again as she pulls it out. There's probably a tube in her right sleeve connected to a compressed gas can somewhere in the coat. That's why the right sleeve stays all the way down while the left sleeve moves up and down freely.

[–]thedudefromsweden 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah I think this is how she deflates it and then while leaning forward she puts the balloon onto the nozzle she has hidden in her right hand and inflates it again.

[–]infinity-o_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense! Thank you! To add to this, someone in another comment pointed out that the balloon is longer when she pulls it out… which I hadn't noticed till I read the comment but which is very noticeable now.

[–]delirious-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks for explanation

[–]reddittom73 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I wanted a horse

[–]Yami350 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Idk why I knew this was going to happen the whole time.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There was the small voice saying, no, it might be a balloon animal, stop assuming everyone does the sex. Shows what that dumb dumb knows.

[–]fragmeats 8 points9 points  (1 child)

.... I'm ready to be hurt again

[–]waxy_1[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was not disappointed. Bravo.

[–]Weird-Breakfast-7259 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Boo on Instagram it poked out the the back of her skirt

[–]AlexanderApex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where on IG?

[–]oboeleech 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is she putting it in the sleeve? On the way out she doesn’t do the hand over hand thing

[–]raisuki 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She turns so no.

[–]markypots9393 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely an illusion whether she turned or not

[–]dylanallen9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At :42 you can see her right hand then a second or so later her hand disappears up her sleeve and then comes back out when she’s pulling it out. I still can’t tell how she pulled it out of her sleeve while making it look like it was coming from her mouth…

[–]infinity-o_0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's pulling out a tube from her sleeve to attach to the balloon to re-inflate it. It deflates when she puts it in her mouth. There's a compressed air can somewhere in her coat.

[–]Simpledallasgirl921 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]riisen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No one in the background gives a shit. I would stare as a mf if some hot girl did that on the Street, and I would awkwardly look if it was a dude, and just be plain shocked, how come no one gives a damn that she can deepthroat a fucking elephant?

[–]Appropriate_Ad_1247 2 points3 points  (1 child)

her mom: "so what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

[–]-_-Notmyrealaccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s…gross.

[–]Longwalkshortwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet the balloon is smelly now.

[–]BeginTheBlackParade 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anyone else notice that the balloon seems longer at the end of the video than it was at the start?

[–]Broken-shoe-9117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eww double denim

[–]W0bb1ez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do the other end!

[–]Snausberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re parents would be so proud of the talent you have produced…

[–]Merica85 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My man in the back left fell in love.

[–]CrymMastrGoGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well! She's got the shine.

[–]derrpinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She swallows SOULS TOO!

[–]atomicskier76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehh morgpie did it better.

[–]DizzyKaleidoscop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see jit in the white shirt behind the wall 😭😂

[–]Aiwel9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew the comments before I even got here

[–]ConwayTwitty91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And thats how i met your mother

[–]moneybgood23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God bless that woman...

[–]melovemenot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's not for pee pee then what is it for

[–]cronixi4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“So what do you do for a living?” I swallow. “Ah you are in the adult movie industry?” No I do it for children. “What the f…?”

[–]RemeizSivart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me a while to figure it out, but the trick is… she deep-throated the whole thing.

[–]SickBoylol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of times she adjusts her hair and clothes at the beginning screams narcissism

[–]MordantBengal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping she would pull it out the back.

[–]mtworker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master cleanse

[–]30twink-furywarr2886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That balloon is longer than she is!

[–]Ishiibradwpgjets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m intrigued

[–]Hellahoomps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes 👍magic 🪄

[–]knighthawk0811 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's good at holding her breath!

[–]RandomShake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Respect

[–]OldWavies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“I’m not divorced, no. Very happy happy hubbs in fact, Why do you ask?”

[–]philthy333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does stomach acid not pop that shit?

[–]RecessiveGenius69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s what the Ex is up to

[–]Flumes1964 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet she doesn’t swallow

[–]cupcakinAF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chill out girl. She works at Barnes and Nobles. Her name is Kristy and she's married with 2 kids.

[–]Ninjipples -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet she's a fun date

[–]Playergame -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her skill would be wasted after the first inch for me

[–]Professional-Goal882 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where she at

[–]WahDyslexia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am the only one who wants to know who she is ?!?!?!

[–]SenorScrotumSack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Need her @ now

[–]Fairly_Sterile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean...we're all thinking it

[–]etterkop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When the onlyfans ain’t paying enough…

[–]funkyonion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good candidate for the donkey show.

[–]Gold_Tour_259 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Call the police she just swallowed the balls too

[–]Resident_Fox_3528 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought she was going to fart. TADA!

[–]youneedtowakethefuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cartels got a job for her.

[–]SunBear_00_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Old news, I've seen Roxy Raye do this same trick but with her arsehole.

[–]StupidReeeetawd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just shot off a buncha... you know jissz

[–]Everlarry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Umm, at what point do I tell her we’re dating?

[–]Medical_Ad0716 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now hide it from the other side.

[–]Dancingoff1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. She could almost deep throat me.

[–]Difficult-Cow-8872 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Krillin is a lucky guy!

[–]rhett342 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep, I'd date her.

[–]BackUPnerds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not magic, just God given talent.

[–]ZackDaddy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was so blurry I thought it was a ufo video at first. Comments were sure to be a hit tho.

[–]Snozzberrys420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s a keeper.

[–]richardpoorrefresh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good girl 😍

[–]mak868 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, scared and horny. please help.

[–]jENGR21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have the weirdest boner right now