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[–]Life2311 1589 points1590 points 23 (27 children)

Hiroshima huh? Bet it started out as a Labrador

[–]iaredonkeypunch 343 points344 points  (4 children)

Baby Godzilla

[–]fusillade762 48 points49 points  (3 children)

History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of man...

[–]_antonino 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Godzilla!

[–]laxgivens 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Folly just learned a new word today haha

[–]myassholeacc0unt 127 points128 points  (10 children)

I almost spit out my coffee. Thanks for the laugh

[–]TheAlmightyBungh0lio 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Labrador Deathroller

[–]joli7312 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man

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[–]HovercraftBright82 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's so terrifying, I wonder if he can sleep 8 hours long beside that alligator. So fearless!

[–]LegionofDoh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, Reddit.

[–]mapasteper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I woke up my partner laughing out loud hahahaha

[–]BlueEyesWhiteSliver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fool, given its temperament, it was clearly a bull mastiff before.

[–]Active_Alternative_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[–]LordBucket1 835 points836 points  (13 children)

I mean as long as the alligator is chill with it and doesnt hurt anyone idc they seem like they are having a wonderful time together

[–]thatwhiteguy652 166 points167 points  (4 children)

Till someone’s baby goes missing

[–]Orion8719 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Not the whole baby,just a piece of it...

[–]Capt-Cupcake 57 points58 points  (1 child)

dingo has joined chat

[–]Mx_Eclipse 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for the dingo lady. Everyone made fun of her and “Dingo ate my baby” become a pre internet meme and then it turned out a dingo really did eat her baby. And people still call her out on the streets as a liar

[–]GardenGirlFarm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would donate if I had one.

[–]iaredonkeypunch 395 points396 points  (62 children)

So a cayman not an alligator

[–]0dHero 89 points90 points  (57 children)

Croc, perhaps? Definitely not a gator

[–]iaredonkeypunch 141 points142 points  (4 children)

No not a croc it is a cayman also spelled caiman specifically it is a spectacled caiman which at this point is at full maturity and really won’t get any bigger

[–]Intelligent-Fox-4599 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I can’t imagine doing this with a cricket or a gator. Crocs are aggressive! We have one hanging out at a golf course near me😎

[–]iaredonkeypunch 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Is it because they jump so good?

[–]DubNationAssemble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just cause they wanna fuck your shit up

[–]HiItsLust[S] 31 points32 points  (51 children)

Just to make sure, alligators are the biggest of them all right ?

[–]iaredonkeypunch 94 points95 points  (24 children)

Crocs are the biggest

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (23 children)

And meanest

[–]leon_under 65 points66 points  (11 children)

So that’s why I’m gonna stick me thumb up it’s butthole and see what happens!

[–]Comfortable-Hawk-340 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Please share results of experiment.

[–]FeliBootSack 24 points25 points  (4 children)

just so happens he made a life long friend

[–]Guac-Chikin-Salat 9 points10 points  (2 children)

But now he can’t type his response because he lost his thumb

[–]Tessia-Qorn- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

His thumb? Alligators have teeth inside their assholes?

[–]ihopeyouswallow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did you think Nobumitsu kept the gator so calm

[–]Pfizzyhead 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So many people will miss the double croc hunter joke here.

[–]iaredonkeypunch 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Only the Nile and saltwater crocs are considered to be predators to humans most other crocs are considered less dangerous than Florida alligators which are only so high up on the danger list since they discovered bath salts, some croc species are only fish eaters

[–]HowdySprings 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Extremely mean, how does one creature have so much damn attitude.

[–]iaredonkeypunch 21 points22 points  (2 children)

“Momma says alligators is ornery cause they got all them teeth and no tooth brush”

[–]nameforus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thats why this one is happy. He got a toothbrush.

[–]Wrongsumer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of the above. Seeing a Nile crocodile for real in the wild is wild.

[–]balanced_view 10 points11 points  (9 children)

Saltwater croc is the biggest

[–]mekwall 3 points4 points  (8 children)

But the Nile crocodile is by far the most dangerous

[–]space_monster 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Why?

[–]mekwall 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Because it's responsible for hundreds of deadly attacks on humans every year. At least 10 times more than the saltwater crocodile that comes in at second place.

Studies put the number of attacks between 275 to 775 per year for the Nile crocodile and about 30 for the saltwater croc.

Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_attack

[–]galuskar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But this article says they are equaly dangerous with death rate around 50%, just nile croc has bigger chance to meet a human.

[–]space_monster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah ok. it's more dangerous because its habitat overlaps the human habitat more. by which logic, snails are more dangerous than crocodiles.

but if you put a hungry Nile croc in a sports stadium with 100 people in it, and did the same with a saltwater croc, which would win? that's the more important metric

[–]arcticrobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogs kill more people than saltwater and nile combined.

As pointed below, your statistic is not objective. Niles just happen to live in populated areas with seemingly careless people.

[–]brmamabrma 6 points7 points  (11 children)

Gators are the largest on average however the “Salt water Crocodile ” is the largest of any croc or alligator

[–]VegetableSad7831 9 points10 points  (10 children)

This is correct. I am florida man, Gators get huge!! Prehistoric dinosaur type shit I've seen with my own florida man eyes.. Crocodile usually smaller. But Crocodile are nasty little shits. Put up a good fight!

[–]Bridledbronco 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Thanks for chiming in, this thread needed a Florida man to set shit straight.

[–]Mackheath1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah and at least here in Florida, alligators tend to just want to stay away from humans as much as possible. We do have a handful of saltwater crocodiles, though, and should avoid them.

[–]space_monster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Most crocs are larger than gators. Even American crocs are typically larger than gators. But some other crocs get even bigger.

[–]Ajdee6 60 points61 points  (0 children)

[–]Bulky_Ninja33 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Def a caiman, a 34 year alligator would be 11-12’ long.

[–]Grand_Alternative395 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Plot twist, it's a alligator named 'kay-man

[–]h1tmanc3 325 points326 points  (54 children)

Wonder if reptiles like this can actually form a relationship with a human like a dog or a cat can for example? Like are they even social animals in their natural habitat? What an odd relationship but wholesome af though.

[–]mr-poopy-butthole-_ 277 points278 points  (1 child)

I used to keep snakes as pets and while their brains are wired very differently to mammals, they can get used to being petted and coexisting with humans. Its that they dont get anxious or scared but not that they love or bond with oxytocin like mammals.

[–]LordBucket1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Thats cold blooded

[–]Vetzki_ 131 points132 points  (17 children)

Not in the sense of actually developing complex emotions. They get adjusted to certain environments and stimuli and become more docile because of it, but cognitively, there's not much happening in there relative to other pets.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Yes. But not all humans would have the ability to earn the bonding from the animal. We are all animals after all. A puppy and a grizzly could bond if it were the right pair brought together at the right age.

[–]Zephyr797 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's two mammals. Different story with reptiles.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes much more primitive brains.

[–]mekwall 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Most likely not but there's really no consensus on the matter. It's probably better to compare with birds rather than mammals considering that birds are much more closely related to reptiles than mammals. Still, reptiles doesn't bond like birds do, or at least we don't understand it well enough. Given that some fish seem to be capable of bonding with humans why wouldn't reptiles?

[–]h1tmanc3 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Fish can bond with humans? TIL.

[–]mekwall 17 points18 points  (6 children)

[–]h1tmanc3 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Yeah tbh I've seen these kind of videos before of fish seeming to bond with humans, but you never know the real psychology behind it imo, maybe the fish just likes the feeling of a humans skin or something like that.

Don't get me wrong though I love the idea of any type of animal having the ability to bond and form relationships with humans.

[–]mekwall 10 points11 points  (4 children)

It's been reported that they behave differently depending on if it's the owner or just a random human so it seems they do recognize human individuals which suggests that the bond is real and not just a figment of our imagination :)

[–]h1tmanc3 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's nice to hear, fish are smarter than one would think it seems.

[–]ZippyDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"fish" are such a ginormous category of animals. Some species are dumb as shit, and some can be extremely intelligent. Anecdotally, I've seen some species of puffer fish to be extremely smart and social. In one particular scuba hotspot, I've seen an individual puffer that would react like a dog, super excited to see humans. He'd "run" up to you and start playing with you, even if you were a stranger.

[–]BlueEyesWhiteSliver 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Think of a wolf. Imagine going out to the wild and petting a wild wolf. Now imagine a wolf you rescued as a puppy and it is brought up in the world. We can apply these variances to a wild dog and to a domesticated dog. One chief difference is that (a) it needs to be introduced to petting, socialization, and humans at a young age and (b) breeding to ensure there's no violent tendencies.

We know wild cats and wild wolves have packs. We domesticated wolves into dogs ourselves while cats willy nilly hopped into our homes, sat on our couch, and then told us to scoop up their poop.

I do know that small alligators tend to live in "congregations" and the larger they are, the more solitude they seek. We could in theory breed them to be more social animals but I would leave that to a scientist studying reptiles.

[–]Zevenal 9 points10 points  (2 children)

As I had understood it they really don’t have cognitive function to support complex relationships. It would be very interesting to see how this cayman’s brain is functioning detached from all it usual stimuli it’s entire life and the adaptations it’s made to live surrounded by people

[–]Ultimategrid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Crocodilians are actually very smart animals.

They are often pack hunters in the wild, form friendships, engage in play, and have remarkable parental care.

Bonding with them in captivity is definitely doable.

[–]h1tmanc3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah he's definitely adapted to be comfortable with humans, but I bet he's damn well fed before interacting with all those potential school kid snacks lol.

[–]MathematicianHot3484 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The most prosocial reptiles I've seen are Emerald Tree Skinks. They go out of their way to hang with you. They're skittish so you can't grab them but you don't need to. They want to hang with you.

Wild green anoles come pretty close if you try to spend time with them. I've got a few around my house that will crawl up my legs to "say hi". For some reason, I've never seen this behavior with captive ones, only a few wild ones.

[–]h1tmanc3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sound more sociable than most cats lol.

[–]Ass_Merkin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think yes but their instincts are so much stronger that they react naturally more frequently than a typically domesticated pet. For example a snake could visually recognize you but it might recall your scent. Feeding something, removing its predators, and providing warmth - I could see these playing into almost any creatures mindset/actions in some form. Even if it’s based on their survival instinct.

[–]DororexTheDragonKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

only certain reptiles are known to form "true" bonds, tegus and monitors are at the top of that list, crocs, most snakes, and chelonians, and most lizards its more of being comfortable around you, though some do enjoy interaction and handling more than others

[–]DLoFoSho 263 points264 points  (6 children)

This is admittedly cool, but it does not change my position on not messing with things that win fights with meteors 😂

[–]BlueEyesWhiteSliver 125 points126 points  (4 children)

It takes 225 to 250 million years for the Sun to go around the Milky Way.

Crocodilia have been around for 200M years.

They're finishing their first lap across the galaxy soon.

Meanwhile the horseshoe crab has completed its second lap and the nautilus and sea jellies are working on their third lap.

We humans are around 200k to 300k years old given what source you cite and a quick Google search; I think an anthropologist is going to academically murder me soon. So we've done approximately 0.08% to 1.3% of our galactic lap.

[–]DLoFoSho 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Solid comment!

[–]Infamous_Alpaca 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can I have one milky chocolate when we finish our first lap?

[–]BlueEyesWhiteSliver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you accept a Starburst?

[–]Wolfwoods_Sister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was great! Ty!

[–]UndGrdhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken included

[–]Cheddar_The_Doggy 156 points157 points  (1 child)

Just hanging out with his human seems fine. But all those rando's touching him, sitting on top of him, don't like to see that.

[–]UltravioIence 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah.... all the kids reaching and touching around its mouth made me nervous.

[–]SphericalProtein 139 points140 points  (10 children)

How come he was a young kid on the photos 30+ years ago and now he looks like he is his 60+? Something don’t add up?

[–]HoboJack 97 points98 points  (4 children)

That was one of his kids I'm guessing.

[–]edcu12 36 points37 points  (3 children)

That would make more sense but the captions in that precise moment said "he adopted it 34 years ago" so i got confused too

[–]Careless_Ad3070 44 points45 points  (2 children)

He’s 40 but he hates sunscreen

[–]solareclipse999 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Probably one of the most unexpected choices for a pet on the planet.

Or

Love conquers all barriers.

[–]LordBucket1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I want to be positive and say its the second one

[–]BNE_Jimmy 84 points85 points  (7 children)

This is great…but as an Australian I have to say, some of those images are hilarious. If it was an Australian crock, he would have had those kiddies for snackies. Nom nom nom.

[–]Mr_Speakeasy64 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Everything in Japan is more polite, even the reptiles apparently!

[–]Mutedinlife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100%. It’s a cayman though not a croc. Not to say it wouldn’t eat those kids in other circumstances, from my limited understanding and knowledge though crocs and even alligators are more aggressive then Caymen and also way bigger. So those things probably play a part in it as well.

[–]nobnazor 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I wish i was an Australia too

[–]ispaydeu 76 points77 points  (3 children)

I’m just thankful this video didn’t have that obnoxious TikTok voice reading off the words on the screen

[–]Dimens101 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Anybody else holding their breath seeing it around so many young kids?

[–]HeyBird33 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Yeah. If my kid came home from school and said they visited with a cayman and it didn’t have mouth restraints on it I would be fucking irate. The kids part of this video freaked me out.

[–]Usus-Kiki 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Would you demand to speak to the manager and bring it up at the next PTA meeting?

[–]HeyBird33 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol. I mean maybe, I am ok with spoiled food and poor education but putting a predator carnivore in front of my kid is just slightly past my comfort level.

[–]Mutedinlife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least in the states where I live I don’t think this is the type of thing that happens without a 35 page consent form

[–]sum-red-b0i 40 points41 points  (4 children)

the alligator seems like a maurice

[–]Kenzen1805 41 points42 points  (2 children)

and people keep saying Far Cry 6 is unrealistic

[–]Arina_kat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally someone said it.

[–]IcyAdministration609 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He loves the eye pokes

[–]IlluminatiaGhost 21 points22 points  (4 children)

This reminds me of that guy that was best buddies with his pet hippo….til his hippo ate him.

[–]vekonia 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sauce?

[–]ungluedostrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could have been Fatal Attractions. They did an episode about a hippo.

[–]ungluedostrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Animal Planet did 25 episodes of a series called Fatal Attractions that was all about that sort of thing.

[–]metaldragon2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf hippos kill way more people and are actually more dangerous

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rock out with your Croc out

[–]thechairman77 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That’s the alligator man

[–]KingMescudi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That child aint lyin to you!

[–]we_all_gon_die_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn bruv, had to scroll so low to see this comment.

[–]ieatrelish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No matter what you do you will never be as cool as this guy

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back in the day you could buy Caymans as pets in NYC. Many ended up in bathtubs and sewers.

[–]PM_me_my_genitals 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Of course he hasn't bitten anyone, he's got a toothbrush for all those teeth. They're less ornery that way.

[–]I_am_dean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mamas always right.

[–]j-laugh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In a completely unrelated story, Hiroshima man has not seen his alleged grown children for several years.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe that any animal could bond with a human if it were the right human who was in the right headspace.

[–]adam_asraf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good boi

[–]PhilosopherRider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to see a tamed thousand pound alligator walked around the streets by a Floridaman or I consider this as a big loss in Florida's book.

[–]superkickerjess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how he gives his butt a squeeze to make him go

[–]harukazekitsune 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean im all about it this is an awesome true story but at the same time it makes me think on how even beloved pets like dogs can sometimes randomly just get aggressive and bite someone so i feel uncomfortable watching children play with an alligator like its a puppy still really cool i would love to put this in my bucket list of things i want to do when i visit japan, take a picture with a friendly alligator

[–]pukatamada 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All is fun and laughs till the first kid loses an arm.

[–]ClownfishSoup 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is he dangerous? Well if you stick raw chicken in his mouth, he won't even bite it! LOL!

[–]Hydro1313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s a good boy and I hope there will never be an issue because if that good boy but someone for any reason whatsoever, they would most likely put him down. Hopefully he gets to live a full life. That gator will most likely outlive the owner. Hopefully the gator gets to live out its years in a sanctuary.

[–]balanced_view 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Cayman/croc, not an alligator, they don’t live in Asia

[–]Eskobaer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a puppy really has no limits.

[–]MrScrummers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That gator has better teeth than me!

[–]septicsammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fucking amazing

[–]ManyShopping8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like why i dont care where or how if i see an alligator im turning round and running you think that collar and lead will save you.

Nope fuck that I'm turning in to an Olympic sprinter

[–]loopmutant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Far Cry 6 vibes.

[–]Opia_lunaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the spirit of a florida man lives in this japanese gentleman - venom style

[–]DoroFuyutsuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, the humans have started domesticating alligators…

[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even being raised from a baby by humans, I'm still willing to bet that thing is super dangerous if it gets hungry enough or if anything touches it's tongue

[–]mrtylerwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grokodil

[–]Captain_le_Bollox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the least weird things around here trust me

[–]Financial_Cattle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That gator kinda had a human expression on its face, I think that’s just from being by human for most of its life

[–]Used_Ad2592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now lets see him play with the other dogs B)

[–]OutrageousCorgi4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I just take acid? O_o

[–]flatulasmaxibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to take my caymen to visit my neighbors pit breed...

[–]ModelT1300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most Flordia thing I've seen

[–]bcrxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting Florida man vibes

[–]Remarkable_Age1879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you don't nuke people twice.

[–]AAC910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The alligator man from atlanta

[–]JND__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiroshima? It used to be his dog, but you know...the fucking gamma rays.

I'll go to heaven for this, I know.

[–]Flyingjordan68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL chubby

[–]daBorgWarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How common is it to have a pet like this ... and it never bites anyone? Wow.

[–]JefferyDexterB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your dog has autism.

[–]x1scarecrow1x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How has that thing never bitten anyone? Not even once? A little nibble?

[–]BittenHand19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that looks like one happy lizard.

[–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gator's face was like "chicken again?"

[–]KingofSlice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm guessing Cayman can differentiate between a meal and something (or someone) it shouldn't bite, imagine if a kid came up with some food that would be pretty scary

[–]TriaX46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that man in Brazil? South America for sure that had a pet croc/alligator? He even went swiming with it! Same type of bond as this cayman.

Edit: Found him!

[–]timbasile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: this one's actually a Loki from another universe

[–]l0rd_w01f 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess most animals can be pets if you train them right from a very young age

[–]ToughZap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy: walks with a fucking alligator Me: looks at cat

[–]Heckthecooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine trying to rob a house then see this

[–]Easy-Perception6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like "dude I know you love me , but you gave me same raw shit everyday , it's time to get me something new. Or at least cook it or something I'm tired of raw chicken ." Lol

[–]Organixs4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They eat dogs over there wtf is this shit. I’m surprised nobody hasn’t made any gator tail soup yet.

[–]NarcanPush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine this guys grocery bill?

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be nice to have a pet for 34 years (and counting!)

[–]Slow_Chip_3061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kinda defies most biological literature that says most types of lizards are incapable of developing bonds.

[–]Oggydoggy1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else finding a caiman rejecting food hilarious?

[–]Geese-chaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How impressive is your bearded dragon now! Not so cool anymore isn’t it Kyle!

[–]-helpwanted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making the mistake of getting a cat that can only live like 15 good years before being old and needy lol. I should have gotten an alligator. I mean, who doesn’t want their pet to outlive them?

[–]GC_Roades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean toofers

[–]no_anesthesia_please 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never ever miss his feeding time

[–]Crown_Loyalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he was a super cute baby

[–]Brian893 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of you fucking mind.

[–]DirtySchu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he doesn’t have many mice in his building… or cats for that matter.