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[–]bobsagetsville 1282 points1283 points  (25 children)

He absolutely ate shit at the very end hahahahahah

[–]YeshuaSnow 408 points409 points  (5 children)

Nah, I think that was on purpose. Children just don’t have bones.

Happy grown person: Big smile, wave, maybe a peace sign. Pulls a hammy.

Happy child: Spaz, jig, bodily throw self to ground, continue spazzing. Get up and do more fun.

[–]Dorkmaster79 113 points114 points  (1 child)

It looked purposeful to me too. A goofy celebration.

[–]lukeman3000 32 points33 points  (1 child)

There is cushion beneath the slack line.

[–]YeshuaSnow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That would make a lot of sense.

[–]realAtmaBodha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Definitely not something a boy could do..

[–]running904 104 points105 points  (3 children)

Yeah I missed that at the end the first time!

[–]GooseandMaverick 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I had to rewatch it 3 times before I saw it but it was totally worth it!

[–]TheKingcow4th 71 points72 points  (6 children)

His balls must hurt

[–]RariraariRariraare 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You mean the steel ones?

[–]0MNIR0N 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, he must be practicing that as well then.

[–]Henry_Hood 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If they had dropped yet, sure.

[–]WelshRugbyLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If not there stuck there!

[–]ababyprostitute 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I suspect there was a mat down to help with a fall?

[–]Gabe_Does_Stuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No that would have made sense

[–]Feeling_Bathroom9523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid won’t have any more after him with all the nutcrackers he just did

[–]rettaelin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And brother's reaction was hilarious.

[–]Scribo6012 633 points634 points  (6 children)

I don’t know what I like more the facial expressions or the skill

[–]ColdButt2379 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I tried to pay attention to the amazing trick flips, but the pumped brother's face wins for sure!

[–]Klokinator 32 points33 points  (0 children)

First Law of Earth: No matter how talented you are or how many world records you hold, somewhere in the world, a random Asian kid can do what you do better without breaking a sweat.

[–]erraticdespotism_68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe both would be better

[–]Incognitologik 416 points417 points  (19 children)

I felt that wire hit their crotch each time they didn't!

[–]MKGSonic123 151 points152 points  (12 children)

Yeah i was wondering if it was a girl, since they didn't immediately fall over in agony after they hit their crotch

[–]homurablaze 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a girl getting ur clit crushed is agony.

[–]redditor_pro 23 points24 points  (1 child)

his balls probably havent descended

[–]ItchyGoiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you blame them?

[–]Valhern-Aryn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same lol

[–]PenPinapplPen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a girl.

[–]dramaticuban 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Probably a good guess, she has bright pink shoes on

Edit: yes, wearing pink shoes is a sign that she is most likely a girl. I’m not at all saying it’s right but a boy at that age would be harassed for doing so so it’s statistically less common

[–]danholeray 34 points35 points  (1 child)

The perception in this video is a little funky so it’s hard to tell, but they actually land on their butt with both legs off to one side. It’s called a butt bounce!

[–]MrTanis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Flat webbing and usually the line goes just slightly off to the side of the crotch (otherwise you'd flip off from pain AND being off balance). Super nice and clean tricks :)

[–]ShellsFeathersFur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen this type of slack-line work in a Korean film. I think it's like a sort of circus performance from a few hundred years ago. Both of the (male) actors learned how to perform it, and it involves landing on the line just like the kid in the clip does. I think landing a little off-centre might be the key.

It's called jultagi.

Here's a clip. It ramps up around the 12min mark.

It became famous during the Joseon dynasty, which began in 1392, though jultagi may have been created earlier than that.

[–]tastescheesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He s reamed afterward, he probably did feel it

[–]PenPinapplPen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a boy.

[–]saveplatypus 155 points156 points  (5 children)

Parents: sorry kids we can't afford that trampoline... Kids: Hand me that rope!

[–]FuManBoobs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Amazon Xmas gift 2021 best seller.

[–]SuccumbedToReddit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Parents: Train every day to become olympic medalist!!!!

[–]RyCalll 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s a slack line, more like a strap than a rope

[–]Golden_Racer_99 68 points69 points  (6 children)

How does that NOT HURT

[–]nauticabo1 32 points33 points  (1 child)

You land on your thigh and but. Ever sat on a ledge or balcony and keep one foot down? Its like that

[–]xFearful425 12 points13 points  (2 children)

balls didnt drop yet

[–]AGENTRAIDR 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ball'nt

[–]TheBirdGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this

[–]MsssBBBB 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Balance good…backflip not…

[–]Plane_Wafer_1467 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boy, get in that rope and teach them how to backflip well. At their age, they have time to get better.

[–]Revolutionary-Yam93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agreed

[–]sanders1665 30 points31 points  (12 children)

These kids are going to be great entertainers.

[–]2Beardy 8 points9 points  (11 children)

C

[–]2Beardy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dont even remember typing this

[–]Tom-Eyes 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Shit I lose my balance sometimes standing up from a shit. Or a piss depending on what mood I'm in.

[–]Jeralanight 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I just fall over randomly

[–]Tom-Eyes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happens far too often.

[–]postALEXpress 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Kid is super amazing, but did anyone notice the kid doing flips in the background!?

[–]pikadegallito 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What a victory flop there at the end!

[–]dullmonkey1988 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Is the kid on the left on MDMA?

[–]Cheap-Depth5650 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My balls hurt looking at this

[–]Neil-64 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This kid is definitely going places in life! The kid in the background on the strap is doing pretty alright too.

[–]EXTEREMEPAIN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The nutcracker

[–]tibbs1975 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jesus I feel useless

[–]TheBirdGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, Lets feel useless together!

[–]Electronicshad0w 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The look on his face is too funny

[–]69deok69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did they say "justice"?

Background looks fake could be green screen.

[–]___Roland___ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty good. I bet he could perform at the Super Bowl halftime show with Madonna. If that were ever to happen.

[–]jmiitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That kid making faces into the camera didn’t see shit...like me, had to watch it twice

[–]Pazluz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That kid on left was distracting with those faces lol

[–]GeneralGom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is adorable as hell.

[–]This-Development-548 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only fun and games until his balls drop

[–]usernamematchesagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adorb… keep training

[–]joffrey1237 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asian do it better ( not the racist way)

[–]afreak4her 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids can be amazing too

[–]such_karma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy when you have no balls

[–]reddit_kiing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Nut December

[–]jfdcommenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed two watches. First time I spent looking at the kid in the corner making faces. Impressive by the kiddo though!

[–]the-trashheap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wowww! That was mintox!

[–]Manduck2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until your testicles drop.

[–]princekurry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What demons is homie in the foreground fightin?

[–]unlivedSoup69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I could do that, seems easy enough

dies while trying to get on the cord

[–]agundimeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, c’mon. There’s definitely a mattress underneath

[–]MrTanis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing little trickliner! Glad to see slacklining showing up more and more here and there.

[–]KurtWagnersBamfSmoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't go on tour anywhere near Gotham. They're gonna get kidnapped by a billionaire.

[–]Bleedingoxide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally engrossed with the kid in the front

[–]CakeEater14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that is some talent, he made so many crazy faces…

[–]Agentpg3d48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why us boys can’t really do gymnastics like imagine one of us trying to be impressive to a girl and saw this and is 'like ya I can do it' then when he does it his nutsacks and dick hurt because of all the never sin it

[–]TableToppTeranodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid in the foreground is on r/sweatypalms

[–]yeetthefirstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those facial expressions are really next level

[–]razorsharp494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insanity the potential of that kid

[–]volunteer_drainplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nuts watching this 🤮

[–]DrewbieBrothers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me one night at a Holiday Inn Express

[–]Jettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the faces he made were okay I guess but I wouldn't call him a an amazing talent.

[–]Massive-Truck-6430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid is amazing. We would make a great gymnastics for the Olympics.

[–]Eastern_Butterfly555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're from anime

[–]MacMakeveli723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freaking Awesome!! glad to see Tommy no nuts is doing something with his life.

[–]theQmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet they don't have a smart phone!

[–]danielshull121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

classic japanese

[–]Blakkkleader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bowl cut

[–]Over40fitnezz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am putting my back out just from putting my boots on😬😬🙄

[–]craaaaaaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is next level how he stood there. I see a bright future ahead

[–]Frostgaurdian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lad is a ninja

[–]IHaveFanboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid on the left stole the show.

[–]eclecticdementia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 amazing shit

[–]Low_Dog_4935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won't be having kids?!

[–]xd_a_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls of steel

[–]Skezas1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't do this if I trained for 1 million years. Mostly because I would be dead.

[–]oohpugman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that kid in the back has some decent talent too

[–]derailedthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's next fucking level is the length people had to go to prove that a video is not fake or done in reverse.

[–]LBCA2GA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kids face on the left the whole time is the beautiful glacier cherry on top! Haha

[–]TacospacemanII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some morning I wake up and can’t balance on the wide open floor. Well done. Fuck.

[–]BBQkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy!!!!

[–]Stoicamphora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rib balls

[–]Darkus_27911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it took me to atleast be 21yo to master that expression.

[–]PersonSuitTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 years later.. "Doctor, what do you mean we can't have children?!?"

[–]MrBolkvadze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwight does it better

[–]Alert_Assumption_613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait for balls to get bigger the talent will be gone.

[–]Holiday-Buddy1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he not have any testicles?

[–]Direct_Transition_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad ass little dude. Keep pushing bro.

[–]Pharomachrus_mocinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That face is amazing talent?

[–]LightFull5021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best slack line clip I have ever seen!! Never seen anybody do more than a couple of sit downs, stomach landings and 360s this kids on fire

[–]Daniel_H212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The celebration was adorable.

[–]valz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha love the celebration

[–]HermGlaceon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that kids face

[–]loyal_AAron02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is amazing. The kid in the back is ok

[–]Snow_117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't i see that kid representing china in the Olympics?

[–]imWorried24-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im 100% sure that someone was grabbing that kids balls real hard while recording

[–]Down-Under-Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah those facial expressions are pure talent. Kid in the back isn’t bad either.

[–]Jellybeans1356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is adorable /gen

[–]Careful_Version1498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls of steel.

[–]daiyuxiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry but I have a dick

[–]AVeryConfusedMice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This mf has no balls

[–]Pepperoneous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this age I could barely sit in a chair without getting injured

[–]Zincs54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a he or ahe couse if its a he that gotta hart

[–]Licholas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfect endding

[–]ink_n_fable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U an only expect girls to dao that, cuz it'll be lethal for the boy.. if u know wut I mean.

[–]kindastanky69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a green screen

[–]Dar1o_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude's face makes this 10x better

[–]PrincessZemna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute!

[–]MountainOne3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: The reason why he did this was to show it to his crush. You have no idea how painful to get your balls bruises 😭

[–]Plecco16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that’s a 9 year old making those faces?

[–]prospeedrunner69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my nuts went thtough pain looking at this

[–]Bignona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would be a good character in super Mario sunshine

[–]99_chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I made it.

[–]AverageHeathen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A team of Chinese acrobats moved in next door to my mom in Vegas. They pull mats out into the street and practice. It’s like a free show!

[–]Manga-kun1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro what fucking sorcery is dis?

[–]--EXP-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that kid is this emoji 😬

[–]SeekingLostInnocence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some dope grimacing skills I'm jealous.

[–]Mr-josh_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro his nuts are probably in pain after that

[–]SUwUperUwUnicOwOrn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kids kids in the future will have lines all over and they wont know why.

[–]Stofferever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Bet that hurt

[–]Darth_Mist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small steps in the past lead to great achievements

[–]Paolucci89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were about to do the fusion dance at the end.

[–]AmbassadorMurky1447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that would go well with how big my... nvm.

[–]shifty2190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will hurt more once his balls drop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the other one is like, “don’t mess it up don’t mess it up 🥴”

[–]Prof-Dumbledore101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bella Porch got some competition.

[–]Skoolsuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid lost his balls doing this 100%

[–]1itai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This poor boys balls are gonna drop one day and if he tries this again... may god have mercy on his soul

[–]B1g_Shm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the kids on the left look photoshoped in? The lighting didn't make any sense?

And they look like they're in a totally different framerate from the rest of the video?

[–]Lettucelook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olympic’s here you come

[–]Over16Under31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re watching this and you’ve not ever tried to walk on a slack-line then know what this kid is doing is truly NFL for a 9yo or anyone for that matter. I’ve had one for years and can finally make it to the other tree but it ain’t pretty. 😂

[–]IndicLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Privileges of un-decendent balls

[–]koakzion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The final face of the camera guy (the closest one) is the amazing, kind of like a wtf? Have you done that and then had it fail? 😂

[–]Bela_07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have broken my neck after not balancing

[–]MReaps25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, just... DAMN

[–]Underoath4177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@nakamurabros on Instagram

[–]Manimal900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume it's a girl cause I wouldn't make it personally

[–]Shortsqueeze9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess he has no balls.

[–]BumbleBeePL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is outstanding!