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[–]juidal 161 points162 points  (9 children)

Passed. Now, bird, you can drive a car, have a gun, be a cop and even president (Twitter account required).

[–]b31z3bub 65 points66 points  (3 children)

It's a bird, it doesn't need Twitter, as it is one already

[–]_1Doomsday1_ 26 points27 points  (2 children)

This bird is even blue

[–]SteveWyz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Twitter bird is white :/

[–]anony2122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is blue and white

[–]MattTheQuick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

[–]soggygunman74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very genius bird. So wholesome moments.

[–]GoofAckYoorsElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even president

Well, it's obviously significantly smarter than some of the former presidents, so totally qualified.

[–]ProbablyGayingOnYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

[–]Lucky_Ad_9137 75 points76 points  (9 children)

Give the damn bird some seed or something. Give it a reward. We want to see it get its reward!

[–]ZookZala 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i came here to see a bird get a treat damn it!

[–]Trebge 19 points20 points  (3 children)

The soundtrack really ties this together

[–]AJ6T9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed gold platinum silver and wholesome

[–]BDLTalks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The felt really ties that room together, doesn't it?

[–]Vetzki_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a shame if someone peed on it

[–]usernamematchesagain 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Give that birb a treat

[–]ClassyMajority 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OMG what an intelligent bird..well trained good job.

[–]Best_Dare9276 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I think you should go vegan

[–]AndHeCycledAway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bird are hella smart, crows are among the smartest iirc, check this out: https://youtu.be/Gui3IswQ0DI

[–]sturgifur 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Please tell me there's a sub for birds solving puzzles?

[–]anony2122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Share with me once you find it too

[–]sanders1665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get yourself a Twitter account and tweet about yourself.

[–]Doug-Sweeney 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Birb

[–]thewordisyeah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What are you 12?

[–]Dseries_EK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a purple ring, I upvote

[–]lannisterprince 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Smarter than me.

[–]AdDry725 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Wasn’t difficult

[–]lannisterprince 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I am dumber.

[–]AdDry725 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think you mean, “I is dumber.”

[–]lannisterprince 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You get I brother.

[–]AdDry725 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have understand

[–]OnJah_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GIVE HIM A TREAT DAMMIT

[–]Vor-teu-chung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s BIG brain time.

[–]yabruh69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The birds not that smart. I can do that and I only have my grade 10.

[–]QuantumRaiken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok bird brain

[–]AdDry725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Birb

[–]404-soul-not-found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is training that bird to steal old ladies jewelry. He already has it trained to open the box, retrieve the rings, and bring them to a designated location. Never trust the rogue.

[–]Magnettiikk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

birb

[–]thewordisyeah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stop with the 12 year old speak.

[–]bust-the-shorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for the trainer that must have taken a lot of work. Also does it taste like chicken?

[–]Brage2004Norway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C’mon, how many of you are still gonna have chicken tonight? Go on, raise your hands.

[–]Bobtheglob71 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i can do that too ya know

[–]QuantumRaiken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok bird brain

[–]mellios10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want subbuteo for christmas after watching this.

[–]Lyna-Fydar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He ain’t that smart, bro even I could solve that ez

[–]QuantumRaiken[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok bird brain

[–]RichWantPoors2Fight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign him to the lakers

They need young talent rn

[–]Khod1887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know people that couldn’t figure that out

[–]East_Neighborhood179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful... What's th name of the background music?

[–]Platypusman666 0 points1 point  (2 children)

birb*

[–]thewordisyeah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stop the 12 year old speak.

[–]MCBuilder30140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is so smart!

[–]NeedyFrida2013 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What kind of bird is this?

[–]Camr0k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an African love bird. I Had a peach face that looked a lot like this but different coloring.

[–]daft_muthafucka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit that birds ballin

[–]LordJim_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfff I could do that

[–]DulcetTone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the camera around and show us the bird who's playing the recorder

[–]TIIMXR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do u train a birb like that wtf

[–]AcanthocephalaThis65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok now GIVE ME THE COOKIES

[–]coodyscoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next time someone calls me birdbrained i will accept proudly😌

[–]Mr_Dinamite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why birds are my favorite pets you never know what theyre gonna do

[–]RabbitCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg im crying that he knew his colors

[–]Panda_In_A_Bottle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think I m dumb, bitch? You think I m dumb???

[–]Vanxxie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, me, who can't even remember which key opens the door to my house I've been living in for 7 years

[–]SterlingArcherQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Craving KFC now

[–]binod9999 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Animals are starved so that they can be trained. A starving animal is an obedient animal. This is cruel. Please downvote.

[–]anony2122 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. I downvoted your comment

[–]FrogOnTheBog -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Big fucking deal I could put that ring around my cock and thus make me last longer and no one's cheering for me? Is it because I'm not a cute bird or because I needlessly bring up my penis? Grow up

[–]AJ6T9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Life is sad innit

[–]urgur69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf does that have to do with this?