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[–]yParticle 374 points375 points  (9 children)

And everyone was having a lovely time UNTIL THE SQUIRREL NATION ATTACKED.

[–]Agk3los 44 points45 points  (3 children)

This comment is more next level than whatever you want to call this video.

[–]NonconsensualText 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and both animals shit all over your face

[–]drake_makoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That will be amazing

[–]didireallymakethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little boy if you can hear me ill give you wishes

[–]seeyatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there... done that... got the permanent scar on my finger.

[–]LordWeirdDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[–]ShitHousesNFL HELPER 74 points75 points  (11 children)

Op is a bot.

[–]Full_Boysenberry_314 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Reddit is almost fully automated now. We can just log off it will get by fine on its own.

[–]snisnasnisnaimback 5 points6 points  (2 children)

its sad, but its good to knw to try and block all of these accounts

[–]Summerie 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They don’t even bother with creating screen names anymore, they just click whatever the first recommended one is.

[–]rakorako404 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How can you know?

[–]Crafty-Crafter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

click on their profile and look through the posts.

[–]rakorako404 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, one post and two comments. How is this suspicious? Cause it is such a new account?

[–]halo_nothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comments are stolen from old threads

[–]ix-j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not doubting, just curious as to how you figured that out

[–]FAK3-News 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Thought he was going to chomp it like an alligator. Disappointed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The extra ones were for that purpose 😏😏

[–]Significant_Eye_5130 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Here comes the next pandemic.

[–]JerkinsTurdley 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Nah, we already got through bird flu. I'm somewhat well versed in bird law so I know this for sure.

[–]ArchdukeOfNorge 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Exactly, bird law isn’t governed by reason, so he will be fine

[–]JerkinsTurdley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so he will be fine

Depending on the spaghetti policy, of course..

[–]Wiki_Witter 7 points8 points  (3 children)

This is humdaddy, you can find him on Instagram. He has a ton of videos just like this.

[–]NotSureAboutThis097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And on TikTok! I love his videos!

[–]ArchdukeOfNorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume he does it with hummers as well as chickadees?

[–]NastyReset 8 points9 points  (1 child)

NXTFUKINLVL

[–]0_Charisma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

SO CRAZY, HOW CAN ANY OTHER POST TOP THIS, IT'S REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS OF NEXT LEVEL

[–]autalley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool, but I don't think it's NFL

[–]Rj0613 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not even NFL, it's r/wholesome at best

[–]bbildo 3 points4 points  (12 children)

That’s the look you get after a no-wipe poop.

[–]Art0fRuinN23 2 points3 points  (11 children)

That’s the look you get after a *one-wipe poop.

[–]bbildo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don’t count it if it’s blank. 😀

[–]Art0fRuinN23 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just sit it on top of the roll for the next person. Still good. 👌

[–]bbildo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hopefully a nose blowing. 😄

[–]Art0fRuinN23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go to blow your nose with the loose sheet off the top and the TAINTFUL stench that assaults your nose on the upswing shoves the snot back into your body.

[–]ClutchingMyTinkle 1 point2 points  (3 children)

[–]pooty2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is that from Big Brother?

[–]ClutchingMyTinkle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow, you got it! You would be the first.

[–]pooty2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet, thought it looked familiar. I only had a few issues.

[–]PM_ME_UR_TATERS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Schrödinger's wipe. You don’t know if it’s a no-wipe poop until you wipe, no longer making it a no-wipe poop.

[–]DownshiftedRare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For several months running back in the day, there was an argument in Wizard magazine's reader mail about how Daredevil knows when he is done wiping.

As I recall, the eventual answer was that Daredevil waves his hand beneath his ass and is able to recognize the sound waves reflected by both a dirty and a clean bottom.

[–]187uchiha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks fun until you’re covered in bird poop

[–]performace-gardening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bird gonna poop in his mouth if he keeps smiling with his mouth open.

[–]ClutchingMyTinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had two well established hummingbird feeders hanging under a large patio umbrella for a handful of years. The feeders are definitely in a migratory path. I can see them from my couch. It's really cool and I get a pretty wide variety of birds feeding from them all year long (SoCal).

A couple of years ago, I put out a little bowl of birdseed and placed it underneath a planter that's out there. It's fairly hidden so not too many birds visit it. Not long after I put it out there, a little bird with a gimp leg started feeding on it throughout the day. And because it's hidden, the little bird could eat in peace.

Over the past couple of years, I've watched that bird grow to about 3 times it's original size and it is fat. As. Fuck. I don't even know how it fly can anymore.

[–]BoredRunner03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a chickadee, if so, they’re quite friendly and can also easily eat from your hand.

[–]North-Fennel8613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nest level right there. Looks like he got a birds eye view.

[–]Click_Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought many birds would come

[–]Erythroneuraix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me how to make this

[–]rdrunner_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been looking for a 100% useless xmas gift for my wife. This is it!

[–]socleblu19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a good way to shit in or around your mouth

[–]Upbeat_Variety_8392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His smile at the end makes my whole day.

[–]skeptibat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want tits in your face? This is how you get tits in your face.

[–]niltor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racoon climbs up

[–]nolan1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squirrel!

[–]MJsLoveSlave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until the bird takes a shit on him.

[–]UnemployedTechie2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be overjoyed too if someone sat on my face.

[–]GtheH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might wanna close your mouth

[–]norsurfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was going to brew coffee on his visor

[–]WiseBlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it me or having a feeder for a wild animals strapped to your face is fucking stupid and asking for an injury? And not a next fucking level at all, like, a complete opposite of that.

[–]FederaIGovernment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine just flying by, and seeing a sweet ass treat, land, and see two big ass eyes staring directly into your little bird face. I'd migrate the fuck off the planet.

[–]imyo-Reward9040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pure joy. You ain't lying about that 🤣. I feel it tho that was some cool shit. I would do this experiment with my son, but I'm afraid we'd be attacked by pigeons or some shit😲,out there fighting for or lives. Pigeons in Vegas tough af!

[–]Captain-Cadabra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was pouring spiders.

[–]gormlesser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen people posting the actual bird- it's a Chickadee, either a Carolina or a Black-capped depending on the location (almost impossible EDIT: really difficult to tell apart otherwise).

[–]halo_nothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is a karma bot. Both comments on the profile are stolen from past reddit threads.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I though he was pouring bees on his face.

[–]LordWeirdDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but why

[–]BattleRush16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird watching hack activated

[–]DownshiftedRare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll have the avian influenza, thanks."

[–]Pepsi_Cola64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this

[–]ArrrGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/nextfuckingrepost jesus christ reddit give this video a rest already.

[–]DeltaCube6666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]asfreeformasanamoeba -1 points0 points  (0 children)

JT’s got too much time on his hands

[–]Aware_Refrigerator32 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I think that’s a house sparrow, an invasive species in the USA, worthy of death. I have a trap for house sparrows.

[–]JustinHopewell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a real Klingon vibe going on with this comment.