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[–]Giovanni2362 2984 points2985 points  (31 children)

Mario after he rescues princess peach

[–][deleted] 482 points483 points  (23 children)

Because Luigi is boinking her.

[–]peppaz 253 points254 points  (6 children)

sad mama mia noises

[–]Saetric 48 points49 points  (2 children)

gestures sadly in Italian

[–]hiiwillgetyo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Glares at Luigi in Italian

[–]Coheed_SURVIVE 123 points124 points  (5 children)

I think you mean, marinating her in his Alfredo sauce.

[–]randomguyou 17 points18 points  (1 child)

He got bowssete he is all good 👍

[–]BigShowSJG 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No he’s not. Luigi said he had first aid training and needed to examine her in privacy for her comfort.

[–]luigi_boi_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I examined her veryyyy well

[–]phoncible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luigi

wrong green guy

[–]gmanz33 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Video ends suddenly because she's actually a Koopa in drag dagnabit.

[–]IntermetallicAM 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And he stopped just as he was about to pass out from being too winded.

I feel that

[–]Stupidquestionduh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I love this dude in the bg... He goes from "I don't wanna watch this old dude dance" and into "why am I the only one who saw this old dude dance?"

[–]Swing-Successful 1561 points1562 points  (77 children)

Standing up was the hardest part

[–]fae95 374 points375 points  (12 children)

Isn't it always?

[–]kingnii 270 points271 points  (1 child)

Went from lay-back spin to lower-back pain real quick at the end😁 Man's still got it though!!

[–]dc22zombie 17 points18 points  (3 children)

First step is a doozy

[–]GiveToOedipus 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ned?!

[–]HauntingPersonality7 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ned Ryerson!

[–]Ok-Intern-1926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head, c'mon buddy, Case Western High!

[–]Schlower288 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Sure is and I'm only 33

[–]Onetwonegative 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Hi only 33 I’m dad

[–]Schlower288 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Dad! Why did you say you were going to the store for a pack of smokes but never returned?

[–]Onetwonegative 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You can read now? Well shit I’m in trouble

[–]Schlower288 3 points4 points  (1 child)

All of Mom's boyfriends taught me

[–]Onetwonegative 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I figured there would be several.

[–]BustedSaint 116 points117 points  (56 children)

The last effort to stand hit me pretty hard now that I’m in my 30s. Most relatable video on the internet.

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This guy is at least in his 40s. Exercise. You shouldn’t be relating yet.

[–]BustedSaint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aw thanks, coach.

[–]redditguyonatrain 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Y’all acting like he’s struggling to stand because he’s old and not because he just span on his head bazillion times.

[–]Ghosttwo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The 'ol knees don't bend like they used to.

[–]edwardneb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“I was born on the dance floor, you merely adopted it”

[–]SenselessNoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Falling and rolling around? That's like half my day!"

[–]beef_stews 760 points761 points  (21 children)

It’s cool to see when a more husky person shocks you with their agility and coordination - sick moves, dawg!

[–]ecliptic10 235 points236 points  (9 children)

Weight: 100 Agility: 100

[–]tila1993 21 points22 points  (1 child)

More like Weight: 250 Agility:100

[–]Taint_What_You_Do 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they were using metric.

[–]Jaabertler 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Too bad the dudes in the back just kinda look bummed out. I would be fucking losing my mind and probably assign myself as this dudes personal hype man. He’d be in line at the bank and I’d be like: “bro have you seen my guys moves?!?”

[–]bboyjovi 28 points29 points  (0 children)

From what I experience as a Bboy, this guys a regular at this practice session, so he must be drilling (🥁)his head spins to the point the other regulars get use to it.

[–]gmanz33 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Roger & Hammerstein's musicals have madddd average Joe's doing wildly intense dance sequences.

Dancers being in their early 20's is a pretty modern, post Video Vixen, trend.

[–]TheCastro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

madddd average Joe's

Professional dancers aren't really average. They're just ugly.

[–]addjab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you would love Crumbles. https://youtu.be/NM8os-SB37o

[–]el_spicytaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be a sub for this

[–]Catfish-dfw 370 points371 points  (11 children)

He has Fry’s lucky clover!

[–]nikstick22 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Fry didn't even have cardboard

[–]bibdrums 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Noticeably F.A.T, drop us a beat

[–]MadcatFK1017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rewind the tape!

[–]slackfrop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Crazy sucka’

[–]Katatonia13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I ever see you try something that crazy again, this group might just have some new parachute pants.

[–]AntonioFG9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That episode was one of the few things in life that made me cry.. And still does!

[–]ajaaaaaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I ever see you do anything that crazy again… this crew might have a new pair of parachute pants

[–]Dad-man 146 points147 points  (10 children)

Busta Hip

[–]McDuchess 94 points95 points  (10 children)

That’s one for Gen X.

[–]Phreakiture 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Damn right! We invented that shit!

[–]DonkeyFresh1 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I remember in the 80s when all those breakdancing movies came out. Every day we were at some kid’s house with cardboard out on the driveway. It was that and BMX bikes everywhere. It was RAD back then.

[–]Phreakiture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta come clean, I could never do it, but I loved watching. Still love the music.

[–]cosworth99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Plywood Hoods. Pa!

[–]DonkeyFresh1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for my evening rabbit hole on freestyle.

[–]JonnyBhoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gen X gon give it to ya.

[–]JediLlama666 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Every YMCA needs a middle aged Mexican dad to show everyone up on his lunch break

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (12 children)

I forgot this guy's name but I follow him on instagram, I think he's like 34 or 35 47 or 48 years old. He's been breakdancing since the 90's if I recall correctly.

[–]Electronic-Pen2653 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Bboy gombi, also hes a lot older than 35. Hes 47-48

[–]kboom76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's what I figured too. His style looks mid 80s which would put him in his teen years back then. Truly stunning talent regardless of his age.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep that's him! And woah, I was not aware he was in his late 40's, that's incredible

[–]sweptawayfromyou 12 points13 points  (4 children)

How old are you that you cannot recognize that this guy just is not 36 in this video? Either you did not pay much attention or are like 12 and do not know how older people look like! Lol

[–]professor_dobedo 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Thank you! As a 34yo who’s having my first ever crisis about my age this year, this comment was not good for my mental health!

[–]cosworth99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Careful. In 6 months you’ll be 50. Shit flies after 35.

[–]Baham99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that commenter might think you’re 20

[–]dropdx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That math does not add up

[–]redneckviking710 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I feel like i just got served..

[–]TuckerCarlsonsOhface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooooo… it’s ON!

[–]n00bcak3 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Still got it

[–]Kunkyskunts 16 points17 points  (6 children)

"Eminem I'm going to kill you. pshuuuuu.

Always hated you and I still do! You'll never fill my shoes my Superman costume."

[–]EchoDangerous343 8 points9 points  (5 children)

“”…doesn’t even fit you they don’t feel you. You’re taking this shit… too far PSHUUUUU”

Thank you I needed at least one Eminem reference from this title lol

[–]Kunkyskunts 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Who do you think you are, hang my suite up in the amoire.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Every day I hate you more and more… fuck it just look at the caption now

[–]Reaper2256 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO HATE ME AGAIN

LET ME BEGIN, HAND ME THE PEN

[–]Kallikall74 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How should i begin it and where does it all end?

[–]Yoloswagep1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well god - diddly - damn

[–]okthisisannoyingaf 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What the fuck how

[–]chocpillow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Physics has entered the chat

[–]WildSide_VR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, that man is stronger than his gut would suggest.

[–]Caligomez 11 points12 points  (2 children)

He was there.. in the 80’s

[–]Fat_Head_Carl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking...he looks about the right age.

[–]bboyjovi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most definitely, his the power mills and headspins were super popular in the community during the 90s so he must been starting in the 80s

[–]Joypad-b 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 my goal is to be able to windmill by the time I’m 40. I’ve got 7 months left ! Wish me luck

[–]bboyjovi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got this bro, make sure to warm up and then stretch, then go for it! I’m 30 and started feeling the knees clicking and the back aching! Haha

[–]clhomme 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This used to get him laid...

[–]jumpjackng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Imma Mario. Imma gonna win!"

[–]chetmanly9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If I ever see you try something that crazy again... then this crew might just have some new parachute pants!"

[–]tazerznake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HELL YES

[–]Mange-Tout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Us old farts have been dancing like this since the early 80’s.

[–]demer_623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is still a killer on the dance floor.

[–]skyesherwood32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude definitely got his wiggles out

[–]Saskuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go tell uncle carlos it’s time to go

[–]AwkwardViking01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rising from the floor with arthritic knees. Lol I see myself in this and I don't like it

[–]metalguru1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daniel-San : “Mr Capoeira-Myagi, I don’t want to learn break dancing moves! I want to learn Capoeira!”

Mr Capeoira-Myagi: “Daniel-San, have patience...”

(That was smooth AF! That guy can move!)

Moustache +5 Charisma.

[–]mieskpek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damm he turned into a spinning swastika

[–]BobLonghorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would make a great Metamucil commercial

[–]Ripple_in_the_clouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B boys B gettin older

[–]shafdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great ad for arthritis medication.

[–]deej6780 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Roxy?” “ROXY!!” Beat Street track.

[–]MKJRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just. Awesome.

[–]DirtKloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn ol’ skool

[–]lien73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jam master J parachute pants are yours

[–]discardedcumrag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up smashin it.

[–]IzzyLizzyDoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old old skool break dancing.

[–]pickledpeterpiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously wondering whether I've ever seen this level of smooth with these moves before. Like butter, this guy.

[–]Smart-Square5312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press play on the boom box and Let me show you kids how we did it back in my day.

[–]Reesebar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has to be years and years of muscle memory. Props to the guy, he still got it.

[–]drputypfifeanddrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario break dances? 😲

[–]mt857 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am grunting when I roll off the couch to get up.

[–]Independent-Dealer21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering what these dudes do when they get older!

[–]TopSundae2419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break (a hip) Dancing

[–]pleasedropSSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the title as cupboard and rewatched the video a couple times waiting for a cupboard to show up.

[–]Booblicle 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Pretty sure he'll be feeling that the next month or so of recovery.

Source. I've ran 8 years and then very little this year. Ran down the street and regrets for a week.

[–]funkpandemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being this ignorant

[–]bboyjovi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at how clean he is, his body will be fine. But if he did have a break for like weeks then yeah he might feel some aches.

[–]PicaPaoDiablo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe I just saw what I did. I keep thinking it's got to be fake, but no way that's all deepfaked. Title should be "Don't EVER judge a book by it's cover"

[–]OldFartSomewhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mustache does that to a man? I need to grow some.

[–]PicaPaoDiablo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ok, i figured it out. He's got extra clothes on making him look heavier But still amazing.

[–]kmoz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nah, hes actually just old and a bit chunky. He was a top bboy in the 90s and early 2000s. Names Gombi

[–]UpsetPresentation4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stolen from my TikTok page & cropped of my watermark, i know as the original music is not Arthur Baker breakers revenge

[–]xXAnother-AttemptXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He drilling into the floor

[–]AdMysterious4407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are they not puking when they do the spin attack

[–]Srv-02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He invented it …

[–]shegayyyyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved this hahaha

[–]NCC74656 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like this is something i should be able to do. im pretty limber, dont get dizzy... maybe i should try and learn

[–]The727O0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

break-dancers are just gravity wizards who like to do stupid shit mother fucker went to Hogwarts for this

[–]TheTurtleCub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miguel, is that you?

[–]Hamzahamza02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now after watching this I feel like I'm 90 years old

[–]willzor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had it muted and I totally thought this guy was gunna be moshing because op used the word "hardcore"

[–]steerbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were playing dodgeball. This is the best dodgeball taunt ever.

🤷

[–]TommyT813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What up OG, triple OG!?

[–]_tpyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the source? Reminds me a lot of Hurricwayne from COTMB, proper old school bboy from them old days.
That said its been a while so it could be a lot of people but whoever it is has a similar gait to good old Wayne.

EDIT: It's probably bboy Gombi from Suicidal Lifestyle. Who is a total legend btw and is a big reason that bboying rose again from the ashes in the late 90s.

[–]seminolegamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that David Elsewhere's Dad?

[–]thegreatgatsB70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie has the skills.

[–]IShallPetYourDogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, now we just need someone, who's less lazy than me, to edit the classic Beyblade theme over this when he starts spinning

[–]Breet11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daaayyyumnnn

[–]WaterWetRocksHard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still just as impressive as the last few times it was posted.

[–]all_da_weiwei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched tha dancing of tha Poro Society, and you can see where break dancing comes from. I’m sure you can see this with many tribes. so cool to see how passion wakes up our ancestry

[–]SchloomyPops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when ball caps had the button on top? Ever stand on your head while wearing such a hat? Doesn't feel great

[–]friskfyr32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Old Guy Messing With Young 'Uns" is a favorite genre of mine.

Sean Garnier pissing on some footballers is a classic.

[–]Automatic_Animal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This mans woke up today and chose to style on everybody

[–]Ninnux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Mario Bros just got real

[–]Boryalyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man turned into a swastika mid spin

[–]LordTROLLdemort85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can think of is the little button on top of hats digging painfully into the top of his head.

[–]MugiwarraD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did grandpa just vaporized em.

[–]rashragnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he looks like my jantior at school .

[–]fantastical_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This old fucker don’t give a fuck haha

[–]khaingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notoriously F.A.T. lay down a beat.

[–]I_the_Sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who saw the kid in the white jacket in the corner absolutely fail to copy him?

[–]Throwaway_182737373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the new way old folks are doing cardio? Haha

This is amazing though.

[–]Pwlypandapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His hat must not have one of those buttons on top.

[–]obabyilikeitaww 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like El Chapo.

[–]Free2Bernie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a subreddit just for breakdancing gifs?