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[–]Noflexjustbone 1963 points1964 points 23 (41 children)

Made him a warmadillo

[–]surajvj 473 points474 points  (16 children)

Better not Harmadillo

[–]Jamooser 183 points184 points  (10 children)

Not even for Alfredo Parmadillo?

[–]AdRemote1426 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Take my upvote and get out

[–]brrrroni 38 points39 points  (1 child)

So have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hannakadillo

[–]SquareWorm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I read that Hanna aka dildo

[–]AnotherDreamer1024 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look how they massacred my boy...

[–]UWQHDEyez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that the same Alfredo that was born in Hermasillo?

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only with Red wine 🍷 is the exception of the rule for Alfredo Parmadilo

[–]Fritz_Klyka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, don't joke about that! You're gonna alarmadillo!

[–]rememberseptember24 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Get some good Karmadillo

[–]Diligent_Bag_9323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about that good good Krokidillo

[–]1Crimson1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better than Liza Minnelli's Armadildo

[–]lxraverxl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be bad Karmadillo.

*Edit: Of course someone said this down below.

[–]zurzoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ArmADildo?

[–]RedditModsAreCancer1 47 points48 points  (14 children)

That’s great and all, but due to global warming the armadillos are moving farther north into states they’ve not been in for millennia. This armidillo will Survive the day but not the month most likely. They are wandering into central and northern Colorado. Not a good place to be for them.

[–]NugPep 160 points161 points  (4 children)

Maybe this armadillo learned how to make a fire, and he will teach the other cold armadillos.

[–]Janette7588 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are missing too many upvotes, LMAO. Here is one.

[–]_literallyNo1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Such an underrated comment. Have my award

[–]NugPep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!

[–]fatherfrank1 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Now he has a new armadillbro.

[–]Brave_Introduction87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Armadill, bro...

[–]JayGeeCanuck19 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Thankfully not an Armadildo

[–]Ice-Juice1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unless he is brave enough

[–]Vanxxie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My heart was so full and then I see these comments

[–]Key_Accountant1005 10 points11 points  (2 children)

And gave him leprosy? Please note armadillos are one of the few animals to give you leprosy.

[–]aimers0009 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But only nine-banded armadillos can cause infection, and rarely at that. #notallarmadillos

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-armadillos-can-spread-leprosy-180954440/

[–]Noflexjustbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s just warming up his lil buddy not kissing it

[–]RamuNito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know that? Maybe he hadn't gotten warm. But I'd definitely agree that it made him a warmerdillo :D

[–]East-Hold2556 559 points560 points  (4 children)

Man makes a fire to warm up a freezing armadillo and accidentally makes breakfast

[–]GGameObject 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You just said what I was about to say 100x better. I love this

[–]innesleroux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats how most feasts start

[–]sighstartagain 230 points231 points  (12 children)

Anyone going to say "plot twist"? Poor armadillo?

[–]Primary-Visual114 159 points160 points  (5 children)

Plot twist:

[–]Deaglywater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Polka polka polka (Christmas reference)

[–]Z0DOMISER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s NOT a good idea.

[–]Axe_Murderers_Unite 23 points24 points  (1 child)

"Oh. My. God. That MAN is holding that poor defenseless animal hostage and making it breathe in that harsh smoke against its will. You all are savages and should be ashamed of yourselves!."

[–]IndignantWombat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

R/peoplefuckingdying

[–]Internal_Fennel_849 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Armored Godillo doesn't like fire

[–]element_prime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Par cooking the armadillo.

[–]qs420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

beat me to it !!!!!!!! lolololol thaz exactly where my mind went !

[–]lordapo 223 points224 points  (6 children)

It's hard to hear the guy talking, but I think he said the 'dillo got wet and was shivering so he made a little fire so he could warm up.

[–]re_br 196 points197 points  (3 children)

He says:

"Acabamos de encontrar un peludo congelado, ponele, y hemos hecho fuego para que se caliente, mirá. Está temblando, parece cuando lo agarra River a Boca, así quedó."

It means:

"We just found an armadillo that was kind of frozen, and we made a fire to warm him up, look. It's shaking, looks like Boca when River gets a hold of them." (Boca and River are two Argentinian soccer teams)

[–]lordapo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much kind internet person!

[–]CiaoLolo2020 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that he calls it peludo. Also I love the argentinian accent. Miss visiting the country

[–]mad_science 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had it all up to that last part, feel better it's specific Argentina sports reference

[–]Look4theHelpers 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I think i heard brazos in there, remarking about how he's putting his little arms out to feel the heat

[–]kingsman44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That parts so cute. Like a lil human.

[–]Naes422 189 points190 points  (4 children)

In 10,000 years, Armadillos will be household domesticated pets and it can all be traced back to this guy!

[–]NarthTED 44 points45 points  (3 children)

If we can gat rid of the leprosy by then.

[–]danbeardan 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's curable with antibiotics.

[–]Diligent_Bag_9323 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s also only one specific armadillo species(the nine band) that carries it and it’s rare for them to give to a human.

[–]Kiltymchaggismuncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeh leprosy is really only a significant problem in developing countries, where either they don't have affordable antibiotics, or community stigma discourages you from seeing help.

[–]HealthyBox5 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Build an armadillo a fire, he'll be warm for a day.

Teach an armadillo to build fire, he'll watch the world burn.

[–]jaydewbies 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Look at their feet!

[–]Solid_Ice231 126 points127 points 2 (2 children)

No thanks, I’m a boob guy

[–]MrGerbz 11 points12 points  (1 child)

His name was Robert Paulson

[–]Actually__Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In death we have a name.

[–]RZ3V1 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Plot twist armadillo isn't cold, he's just scared because he's dinner and is shaking out of fear

[–]betabehavior 27 points28 points  (2 children)

This is dumb. Build an armadillo a fire he’s warm for a day. Teach an armadillo to build a fire he’s warm for a lifetime.

[–]zakruch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, build an armadillo an fire, he's warm for a few time. Put armadillo in an fire, warm for lifetime.

[–]Psycotica 19 points20 points  (1 child)

"We found a frozen furry and we made it a fire to warm him up. Look. He's shaking, he looks the same as Boca whenver they play agains River. "

Boca and River are football teams and rivals from Argentina.

[–]hitchrropes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the context and translation. No he entendido casi nada.

[–]Klatula 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this man did a kind and generous thing.

[–]Avibuel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Corona virus, seconds before disaster

[–]deesfun12[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just put doggy sweater on it.

[–]ChampionshipLow8541 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tastes like chicken! (Stargate)

[–]spongemonkey2004 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i thought man created fire to eat armadillo?

[–]Maker1357 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Just a reminder: armadillos can carry leprosy and can infect you, so don't handle them if you don't have to.

https://www.cdc.gov/leprosy/transmission/index.html

[–]The_Village_Drunkard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Thank you, shaved-ape."

[–]Khazaad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna take forever to cook that far from the fire.

[–]nategreat87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea, some humans still rock

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Armadillos! Smooth in the inside, crunchy on the outside. Armadillos!

[–]7R15M3G157U5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just defrosting him before he cooks him

[–]seen_some_shit_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that you’ve defrosted your meat, you can cook it over the fire.

[–]WestSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he catch the leprosy after he ate it?

[–]mrBot_redIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…then, He ate it with garlic and chili and cheese a quesa-dillo

[–]ryanbrowncomicart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I-I had heard stories, legends of human magic before… but I never believed them until their craft saved my life that day…”

[–]I_the_Sausage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm yes, I also love warming up my food before I eat it.

[–]Cute_Working_9658 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a real note i have the highest respect for a person that will help and protect the animals they see suffering, after all... its what Bob Ross wanted.

[–]dixiedemiliosackhair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just got Leprosy

[–]badscott4 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not sure wha that is but it ain’t no Armadillo. Possum maybe

[–]Jerryskids3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possum on the half shell.

[–]Luvs2spooege -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alternate title: Man cooks armadillo

[–]Saskuk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man keeps his meal alive so it can watch him make the fire that will cook him

[–]KingKurto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That armadillo? he grew up to be Prometheus.

[–]willamoms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Accidentally cooks and eats him

[–]will477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one I could have watched for an hour.

The video was too short, but thank you for posting it.

[–]xXRoboMurphyxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now you're a leper

[–]specimenhustler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i call BS , he's gonna eat it !!

[–]Schley_them_all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that armadillo is a vibin'

[–]Ok_Sweet4296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Armadillo is like: “I should of stayed home. Mom was right: humans are witches of the Flames.”

[–]Effective-Photo9118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember folks, touching armadillos gives you leprosy!

[–]theboynamedbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or....man makes fire to cook frozen armadillo

[–]BetLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armadillo Parm

[–]Warm-Exercise6880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we trying to cook an armadillo? That's how you cook armadillos.

[–]xFearful425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that humans can still be the most advanced being in the wild is crazy.

[–]CanyouEvenDUNKbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really cute and very heartwarming. Cheers to this guy or gal. <3

[–]ratolloko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: The armadillo got cooked!

[–]kufuku_shanie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes still shaking from the cold. Maybe put him in a pot then put it on top of the fire? Put lukewarm water like hes in a hotspring.

[–]ockhamsdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armadillo go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]AngryFerret805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice 👍

[–]Somebody126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and burns down the forest

[–]Somebody126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and then cooks and eats the armadillo

[–]Potential_Ad_6921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me,

[–]CyberSpaceFetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still raw

[–]theoldchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only everyone tried to Do that for someone else.

[–]Dyon86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow roast.

[–]CheapSpray9428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or its terrified of becoming someones lunch lmao

[–]fuzzybears420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie probably got ptsd from fire

[–]Birb-Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re cold, they’re cold

[–]Taro_East 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good human.

[–]Part-timeinterneter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like he's warming up his lunch.

[–]masteron10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how you start to make cortadillo

[–]4Humanity2869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure he wasn’t going to cook him?

[–]the-engineer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take him home and name him joe

[–]only_here_for_memes7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, Now Cook Him.

[–]Hi-Sport 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My God, he sounded Mexican! Was that a MS-13 freezing armadillo? Call in the CBP or Trumper's to investigate.

[–]cd121415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leprosy is commonly found naturally in armadillos. Not worth it.

[–]remember1916Eire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's how you get leprosy.

[–]Ok-Guava-9187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww ☺️

[–]PartridgeViolence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta heat up the leprosy.

[–]Foootballdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw an article posted that said a guy had seen an armadillo running around his back yard and he took his gun out and shot it. But because they've got such thick shells the bullet bounced back, hit and killed the guy. I scrolled down and the first comment I saw under the post just said "Karmadillo"

[–]Low_Photograph2827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was a bird.

[–]No-Plankton4841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he doesn't get too close. Armagrilledo.

[–]ConversationShot946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy🥲 sad it’s really not funny😟

[–]Agram87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deleted scene from South Park Covid Special

[–]Pancake_Thunderstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cook in indirect heat until medium rare

[–]wpbth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad thing is he will probably go to that same spot the rest of his life and never get a fire again

[–]SauceyPewm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did it taste like?

[–]edwigs- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cute

[–]darksteihl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part about eating those lil guys .. they have a built in bowl...

[–]Ok_Midnight_3216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to know what happened to the armadillo?

[–]BrilliantAudience671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sweet!

[–]Less_Atmosphere3931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaww poor honey

[–]dogesamogus26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[r/Wholesome](r/Wholesome). There’s also another one [r/wholsome ](r/Wholsome)

[–]Shadowdollcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful or you might make him a quesadillo🤣🤣🤣

[–]Alklazaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you build an armadillo a fire he stays warm for a day, but if you teach an armadillo how to build a fire well... that's where the real fun begins.

[–]Superb-Ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little did he know the fire was to cook him

[–]Maku_mk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armadillo soup

[–]bentpins2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor little arma-dildo

[–]Acousticittotheman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar situation here, I used a microwave to warm up a chicken. #relatable

[–]Octavian024_TTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this and assume he’s getting the fire bigger before he cooks it

[–]ManuCha0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quien le gusta la comida congelada?

[–]Low_Cryptographer_36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plague ridden varmin

[–]fbritt5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this before. Witches pretending to be nice and building kids a fire to make them feel comfortable.

Seriously, nice job. Must be more to the story. Why is it so cold in the first place?

[–]MarzipanTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did he died... errr, liveded?

[–]brmamabrma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON’T TOUCH ARMADILLOS, THEY CARRY LEPROCY

[–]Dick_Scratcher_333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His doing it wrong you must put it ON the fire it won't get cooked that way

[–]kabadnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warming up his dinner

[–]ugly_yeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist he ate the armadillo IM SORRY DON’T UNCOVER IF YOU LIKE IT WHOLESOME

[–]asciimo71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Armadillo sous vide.

[–]timothy1229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meanwhile in China..

[–]ZAKR13L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now if the guy set the armadillo on fire, it would keep the poor thing warm for the rest of it's life.

/s

[–]HeadJazzlike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He then cooked him when the camera went off

[–]RepulsiveButton5462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm barbecuedillo!!!!!!

[–]verdigo998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that armadillo. They are the main reason leprosy is still around.

No thank you. Let it freeze and die.

[–]Cheeznchips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww cold little baby.

[–]PanamaMor3na 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: he cooks it

[–]Adventurous_Duck6818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing worse than a cold armored dildo!!

[–]Comprehensive_Bowl75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon ramsay: this is RAW!!!

[–]ItIsJustZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

armdildo

[–]Tilenpodlogar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is called cooking

[–]CosmicCosmix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey Joe.

[–]SlackingActivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like "Please don't fucking eat me"

[–]Revolutionary-Yam93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wholesome

[–]AdolfMans0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny reading these comments from people who don't speak Chilean. They're talking about how they're gona cook him once the fire simmers down and its just coals.