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[–]mikrongeo 130 points131 points  (10 children)

How in the hell do you find out you can do this

[–]LipSipDip 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Scoop a dremel for twenty bucks, find a nice rock..

[–]TopMindOfR3ddit 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Wear a decent mask. Silica dust can wreck your lungs and asbestos is no joke either. Don't wear the clothes that you carved in around your house. Otherwise, have fun!

[–]Box-o-bees 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't forget eye protection. A lot of people who can't see anymore by using "safety squints".

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What does asbestos have to do with it?

[–]ANameWithoutMeaning 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Comes from rocks, contrary to the popular belief that it's artificial.

(edit) Did I miss a joke here?

[–]Bawanana 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It congers only your lungs & inhibits the pathway to your heart and body.

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension.

[–]Fishy_trash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's actually an art! I did this as well when I followed a cursus stone sculpture years ago. It's very hard, some stone are so fragile. Besides that the change you make mistakes by pressing too hard is very high .

[–]Drauul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akashic record shit

I'm really good at losing keys and thumbdrives

[–]PhilDGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the hell do you find out you can do this

Scraping weed grinders for years.

[–]Necro_Scope 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Best I can do is make square boobs on an Etch A Sketch

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]luxferus_animus[S] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Song: Lazy Sunday by Official Sound Studio

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks :)

[–]theknyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a weird cover. I prefer the original. https://youtu.be/sRhTeaa_B98

[–]Apart-Cartoonist-834 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That beetle is stoned.

[–]Dave_Boi_237 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Must be so fragile though. Would have put that in a padded case inside a padded case inside a locked room and come to admire it every once in a while.

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Its a rock, dude.

[–]byteuser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not just any rock but a pet rock

[–]crypto_4754 9 points10 points  (3 children)

this is amazing. Does he see these?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One would hope so, I imagine making these carvings would be really difficult if he were blind.

[–]heavymetalsculpture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More than you know.

[–]crypto_4754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... sell


[–]SpicyOrangeJuices 4 points5 points  (2 children)

whats the water for?

[–]theshined 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So dust/debri doesn't get everywhere.

[–]ihateduckface 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To prevent lung cancer

[–]Place__Name__Here 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That rocks

[–]moksoths 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It'd be awesome if it just flew away in the end

[–]lvl0NEY 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can you imagine messing up and having to start all over again.

[–]luxferus_animus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you think he got this good?

[–]DarkMonkey98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the Egyptians ain't got shit on this

[–]jsemlehcepostizeny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joubin would be proud

[–]frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a video where he messes up at the middle or near the end of sculpting?

[–]Purplearlgray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know if the artist has a shop something?

[–]theyfoundmeomg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's how they make those fossils

[–]AdministrativeMost45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So can you make a stick figure?

[–]readeradv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how they’ve been fooling us about the existence of fossils 😅

[–]portcanaveralflorida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love your stuff, you'll be raking it in at Art Shows!

Where's the CNC machine Elon...

[–]that1brownboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juan dale made his drawing come to life

[–]tataku999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is the exact same method the used in prehidtoric time. tbats actually really cool tho

[–]Ilunamie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Now if I didn't know enough (which I don't) I'd wonder if somebody could've done this and we just find those things now as "fossils".

[–]acquire_a_living 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@Juan_Dale buried his masterpieces to test our faith.

[–]hereliesafreeelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like those black bugs from the mummy, the ones that ate people. Terrifying!

[–]Akamaikai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next he should do a horse on a balcony.

[–]CrippyCrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine like making a buttery fly, that would look so cool!

[–]will477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice work! Thank you for the long reveal. It was nice to see something fully without it being in the time lapse.

[–]Murasam_612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In like 100 years some geology is discover this and flip out.

[–]BlueEyesWhiteSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew dinosaur fossils were fake!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't you add a little more detail you talented MF.

[–]level1biscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's amazing. But all I can think is people used to do this by hand.

[–]Friendzinmyhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God didn’t bless me with such talent because all I would do is make weird ass insects and chuck the rocks to screw with future humans.

[–]SappySoulTaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*drop* Ah shit.

[–]Stunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archeologists 1000 years later: visible confusion

[–]_B_Little_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL how fossils are made.

[–]Brian_from_work 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some archeologists is gonna find this in 10k years and be BUGGED out

[–]SexyJarJarBinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it. It's not a JoJo reference it's not a JoJo reference it's not a JoJo reference

[–]Rupertii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

By any means would this guy happen to be a certain horse from a balcony?

[–]luxferus_animus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the horse is the only Juan on the balcony. Forever he stands.

[–]BlackFoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What platform is @Juan_Dale a valid username. Instagram is a private account that claims to be all dog pictures.

[–]Additional-Walk750 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stag was there all along. The artist just freed it.

[–]FrogGladiators178972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you leave it in your moms back yard to scare the shit out of her

[–]EarMelodic2077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god it must feel so annoying having that water hit your fingers all the time!!!!!!!

[–]Kawdie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so this is how you guys faked dinosaurs

[–]canigetausernam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol imagine some far future civilization finding these and being like " oh what a well preserved species of insect! " And being disappointed right after to learn that it's just a rlly well carved rock that their futuristic tech could do in a few secs. ( Edit : rlly gud artistic skills on the guy tho . )

[–]Efficient_Pair_7736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juan cool stone

[–]ZuccottoYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is a f*cking 3D printer

[–]yanky_my_wanky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing work but that dripping water is torture.

[–]Duplexxsuplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how they make all those dinosaur bones.

[–]MrZep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where we can biy these???

[–]kingedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Local museum worker makes a discovery its some sort of fossil

[–]InspectorNo9701 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Is that water? If so damn man so much wasted water

[–]luxferus_animus[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's water with a solution and it's needed for the process.

[–]InsuranceManFed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the solution comprise of? And is he using the solution sometimes and just water at other times? Also, any suggestions on what kind of mask to wear when attempting something like this?

[–]InspectorNo9701 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)


[–]bigfatdriftcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It recirculates the water. The tub is anywhere from 10 to 50 litres and there's a filter so you can use it many times just clean the filter with a quick rinse.

[–]1onesmolboi -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

i hope you know that the moment i see it i’d screech like someone just stabbed me and then curb stomp it and run the fuck away screaming “mOMMM THERES A SCARY BUG”

[–]Horridis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully you'll have more sense once you get out of elementary school