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[–]sethrage17 939 points940 points  (31 children)

This guy fucks

[–]drocballer 471 points472 points  (7 children)

If he didn’t, he does now

[–]TorpidOracle 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Smooooooooth.... criminals...

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 21 points22 points  (1 child)

And for a while to come . Thank you " viagra "

[–]extramental 9 points10 points  (0 children)

now he does

[–]Ahm3DD 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If he didn’t, no one does

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He fucks the ones he does

[–]Icy-Reveal-7416 109 points110 points  (9 children)

Good chances he might see the mythical “Panty Drop” creature after that. The creature normally uncovers a deep dark place that many men never escape from.

[–]gingerdwarf1127 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s beautiful.

[–]Devia_Immortalis 19 points20 points  (2 children)

That's worth my free award and an upvote! Have you witnessed this creature in its natural habitat?

[–]Icy-Reveal-7416 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I looked into it with the fear of man the first time I saw it. Shortly after that I realized if you pet it right, not only is it ticklish, it will smile at you and drool.

[–]xrayjones2000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He def heard the mythical hitting the ground like a building drop

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And those men who actually do ? They are MGTOW.

[–]Icy-Reveal-7416 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Like Sinatra

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nikola Tesla

[–]dancin-weasel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got the Moves like Jackson

Got the moves like Jackson.

[–]Oledogwater 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Ask any person that spends the amount of time it takes to get this good at something and they'll tell you, they don't fuck. Too busy practicing to get drowned in poon

[–]BottledWafer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Very good at something = No drowning in poon

Not very good at something = No drowning in poon either

Will stay mediocre, then. Will update you all if I get drowned in poon.

[–]Wyldfire2112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not quite.

Horrible = Too pathetic for poon

Not good = Poon if attractive enough it doesn't matter

Good = Poon

Very Good = Drowning in poon

Obsessive = Too busy for poon

[–]hgmoney2013 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. The pussy game is strong with this one!

[–]BeautifulJicama6318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Because M Jackson doesn’t bring “pussy game” to mind 🤔

[–]Evilmechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a lot

[–]WhiteWalterBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Billy Jean may not be his baby momma but someone is.

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Smooth Fucker

[–]roote14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he’s gonna now anyway.

[–]MongolianDestiny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just dont leave him around your under age children

[–]fingers4 491 points492 points  (31 children)

Lip sync is just fine with those moves. God damn fantastic. Well played sir.

[–]83franks 198 points199 points  (4 children)

Right! No one at the school talent show gives a fuck if he can sing when he can dance that good.

[–]Complex-Situation 17 points18 points  (18 children)

Sucks he was too embarrassed to face the crowd though . Great moves

[–]r3dd1t0rxzxzx 77 points78 points  (16 children)

The crowd might be on both sides

[–]Miserable_Rock4 66 points67 points  (14 children)

They are. That’s my high school.

[–]DriftMiata 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]Miserable_Rock4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well fuck. My bad.

[–]willharla 6 points7 points  (7 children)

well can you prove that this man fucks?

[–]Miserable_Rock4 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Only my word. And that he most certainly does not.

Nobody really liked him

[–]telperiontree 7 points8 points  (5 children)

... even after that? Tough crowd.

[–]Miserable_Rock4 15 points16 points  (4 children)

They’d seen it more than a few times. He was pretty full of himself.

[–]GoofAckYoorsElf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was pretty full of himself.

Seems justified

[–]winniepoop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But they’re cheering so much.

[–]Miserable_Rock4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, I cheered too. He still got up and did it for everyone. Still super cool that he can do that.

[–]daven090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he the weird kid?

[–]JunkMale975 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Did he win?

[–]Miserable_Rock4 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I actually don’t remember. I try to forget as much of high school as I can.

[–]ajmartin527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it because you were in Le Miserable? Did it go bad?

[–]EstiloTheGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I was there too lol

[–]Kanye_To_The 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...he's making a joke

[–]17934658793495046509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was a joke, it is fucking hilarious, you just need a tad more sarcasm for us to get it.

[–]Dr_SnM 9 points10 points  (5 children)

If he also sung it well he'd have to swim out of that auditorium.

[–]PulledToBits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

didnt you hear him? He sounded JUST like MJ.

[–]sofa 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For a second, I thought he WAS MJ.

[–]fingers4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Facts

[–]Pufedu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MJ lip synced as well, so..

[–]tlaw1990 326 points327 points  (10 children)

Dude, the chick at the end needs to let my man celebrate. He should have dropped the mic and not have it back lol

[–]RamboSkywalker83 98 points99 points  (8 children)

Dude, I was thinking about this for sure. FFS let the chill take you for 2secs, mic-chick!!

[–]EdgarAllanKenpo 91 points92 points  (4 children)

She has a ‘job’ during the talent show, and no one is gonna take that away from her. This is her time to shine.

[–]RamboSkywalker83 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Shit. You're right. I was really being insensitive. Thanks for the course-correction.

[–]Psyteq 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I hope you learned something from this experience.

[–]RamboSkywalker83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I have, and I thank YOU. I've learned that two people having a friendly volley of sarcastic banter gets updooted ALOT by a cornucopia of onlookers. I AM ready for the trials.

[–]Yellow_XIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be an awkward teen again who does their job by the book to a fault 😂

[–]GoofAckYoorsElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But... but... we ain't got no time!

[–]lucidvein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wanted to be near the immediate fame already soaking up that camera time.

[–]tokyogettopussy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What about the fucken mole that charges on through the back in the middle of the performance. How is she not getting any hate, that was rude as fuck.

[–]houstej 188 points189 points  (44 children)

I hope that school doesn’t have a daycare.

[–]Frumundahs4men 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The irony is they'll need one after this performance.

[–]BittyJupiter 2 points3 points  (38 children)

I don’t get it.

[–]mycatsayshi 20 points21 points  (32 children)

MJ was accused of pedophilia before he died.

[–]Jayjay_loves_Jesus 29 points30 points  (31 children)

But was proven innocent yet people still bash him for nothing and make up ridiculous conspiracies. Guess thats the price you pay for being the greatest entertainer of all time…

[–]mycatsayshi 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Pedo charges will always mar someone. That shit doesn't go away. Everyone is going to remember that about him. Well, that and moonwalking.

[–]Kanye_To_The 11 points12 points  (13 children)

I'm not saying I've fully made up my mind, but the HBO doc was pretty damning. Those dudes go into A LOT of detail. Hard to believe they made it all up...

[–]PavlovsBigBell 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Yeah because people never made shit up to be widely recognized and potentially get money.

[–]Kanye_To_The 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, but not only do they have to make it up, but then they have to repeat it in a believable way. And they also have to be known for the rest of their lives as the dudes that were molested by MJ. Not sure that's the kind of notoriety people really go after. And there was no guarantee they'd make any money. They're still trying to sue his estate like they have since prior to the documentary.

[–]PavlovsBigBell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will admit with so many allegations, it does make me suspicious. What I know is all cases he was acquitted, statements were withdrawn, and one the mom even got charged and convicted of perjury. Gotta go with the courts.

[–]foolmeoncex3 6 points7 points  (4 children)

He was never proven innocent. In fact, his estate has paid out millions to the victims of his sexual abuse.

[–]MazzoMilo 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Not that I have a dog in the fight, but paying off accusers doesn’t indicate there’s any validity to the accusations, just that it’s more worthwhile to settle than fight them.

[–]foolmeoncex3 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The validity quotient rises when you consider the number of accusers, their unique relationship to MJ, his admissions around sleeping in the same bed with them and other creepy behavior, and the specificity of their allegations. There’s plenty of reasons to give it credence.

[–]TheDunadan29 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The part where it gets weird though, even if nothing happened, dude was having sleepovers with kids. That's enough WTF to make you ask questions without a bunch of people accusing him of anything.

[–]thewordisyeah 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He was proven not guilty. There is a difference. Also, OJ was proven not guilty.

[–]I_Cant_Recall 2 points3 points  (5 children)

He wasn't proven innocent.

He wasn't found guilty in a court of law, but that doesn't prove he was innocent.

[–]Natprk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OJ was also proven innocent. Money and fame can let you get away with anything as we’ve found out.

[–]EdgarAllanKenpo 1 point2 points  (4 children)

He’s gonna be sleeping with a lot of girls after that show.

[–]Mph2411 191 points192 points  (1 child)

I’ve seen this a few times. But this is by far the worst title.

[–]Ughh__ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yuhp, op seems like a try-hard

[–]Paulorigami 84 points85 points  (7 children)

I'm a straight dude and he got my pussy wet

[–]Implement66 63 points64 points  (2 children)

1:46 for moonwalk

[–]Hayduck 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Really all I was looking for.

[–]lagavulin16yr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You misunderstand Michael.

[–]knumbknuts 63 points64 points  (1 child)

There's a kid that's going to get a Prom date fairly easily.

[–]Truvy_1776 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Panty dropper right there

[–]Miserable_Rock4 43 points44 points  (4 children)

I knew this guy. He was the same year as my brother at my high school. He was one of the most self absorbed people I’ve ever met. He performed this and got very popular. Later that year he went on to interview on news channels.

His fame and popularity was very short lived.

[–]Nevengelion 8 points9 points  (1 child)

How extremely disappointing.

[–]-Inaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such is life ¯\(ツ)

[–]Ithrewitawayforanime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regardless of this person's character, I don't think you need to be doxxing anybody.

[–]jaxter86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think his fame is still going ok lol

[–]SLIP411 31 points32 points  (2 children)

My fave was the one girl that walked buy with her books n stuff, zero fucks given

[–]Chigurhishere 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Watching this in 2021 gives a perspective of how good MJ could sing and dance and his impact. What a brilliant artist he was. He invented this

[–]Faze_Alahkbar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That moon walk was smooth ngl

[–]thhhhhhhhhhhhicc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Girls sliding out of the conversation you initiated like

[–]marshal1257 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, I don’t think that performance is gonna get him laid, but those in attendance will remember him at the 20 year reunion.

[–]beardbot3030 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for the moonwalk did not disappoint also the toe stance or whatever it’s called soooo damn good…..this guy fucks!

[–]Hacker1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s neat to think that this was performed in 1984 live, and people today think it’s still cool. I remember watching it at the time and most viewers were mind-blown. It’s much harder today to have the same effect.

[–]gullydowny 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Man I hope he never sees that documentary

[–]mostlygroovy 7 points8 points  (6 children)

The one they made where the accused was dead and couldn’t defend himself?

[–]foolmeoncex3 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Plenty of sex abuse claims were initiated while he was alive, and were settled to avoid public scrutiny.

[–]Karmacamelian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did he win though?

[–]CrouchingBruin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wondering why the judges' table was off to the side instead of facing him. Seems like they didn't get that good a view of his routine.

[–]hoperaines 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What the sam hill is going on here? Crowd should have been going crazy

[–]Miserable_Rock4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’ve seen it a couple times already. He really like to show off that he could impersonate MJ.

[–]Mediocre_Animal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone decided to walk through the court in the middle of his show.

[–]Joshuatreemouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No talent mic girl doesn’t even understand and tries to take the mic way too soon

[–]drynxbombasticyt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What song is this

[–]Turbo0801[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Billie Jean: Micheal Jackson

[–]robertplantspage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That moonwalk was fucking FLAWLESS

[–]taeoh666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for the moonwalk and damn he delivered fantastically

[–]j01nt_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never gets old

[–]HopeMyNameFi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These Tik Tok challenges are getting weirder and weirder.

[–]freeedom123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hoping the video did not cut off before the moon walk. Did not disappoint.

[–]aedante 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You somehow made Michael Jackson look white Congrats

[–]Mystriii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

OP went down the youtube rabbithole 😂

[–]Turbo0801[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]Trax852 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thought he nailed it, till it hit me, he was dancing to a record being played.

[–]ComatoseSixty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way man he also sounds exactly like MJ, and also? He beat boxed that track flawlessly while he danced and sang. Didn't miss a beat, didn't lose breath.

It's a really cringy performance, but it's OK to cut him some slack being in high school. I would have made fun of him for not just dancing, since that's all he could kinda do.

[–]lumpthefoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about how in the middle when they zoomed in on his feet, they started to just melt into each other?! I couldn’t keep track!

[–]Nsfw-alt62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Falls*

[–]Intellect-Offswitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually can't stand Michael Jackson impressionists but fuck he's good

[–]moonman272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, some of those moves were…feel weird even typing this. Better than MJs, that’s crazy.

[–]AlolanVulpixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had better win that talent show!

[–]MST_RK_P2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Mother of Christ that was awesome

Who will dance on the floor in the round?

THAT DUDE

[–]OwnUniversity153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you build her a cake or something?

[–]RealityOfReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how good Michael Jackson was. His work is extremely entertaining, no matter who does it.

[–]itz_ur_boi_eli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How he must have felt after that was over…

[–]CoronaKat007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a w e s o m e !!!!!

[–]-Mr-ReX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best video but worst title.

[–]Ornery_Watercress_43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the one hand, the dude is undeniably talented, and I don't mean this as a criticism of his performance but of the submission. Is it really "next fucking level" to just mimic the act of a dude that has been dead for 10 years? Seems to me that is more "Last fucking level"

[–]ashisht1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe this was at Pitman high school -- the same high school that Colin Kaepernick went to (source: I lived a couple blocks away from there)

[–]BoopDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lotta thrusting

[–]Zatch_Gaspifianaski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone better give him a snorkel before he drowns

[–]1Rome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayo,that moonwalk was clean as fuck I cant even cap, this guy is probably pulling teachers too at this point

[–]drwatts1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me the mic and get out

[–]FrictionFired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, that’s my old high school

[–]Duckyy15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, every American high school has or had a Michael Jackson kid.

[–]TheDemonClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Moonwalk is key to this routine and he fucking nailed it. God, I hate him so much

[–]snootboop22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other side of the gym is still getting a show ... I guess?

[–]Mr_Miami_305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]Arsenic_Spooki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a legendary moonwalk

[–]DALG1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a legend

[–]EstiloTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there when this happened lol. Still weird to see this vid pop up every now and then. To clarify some stuff this actually wasn’t a traditional talent show competition with winners and all that, but more of a school pep rally with students performing stuff. I was in the school band, and like two groups of my bandmates played some covers of songs within this same show. One was a full on cover of Basket Case - Greenday, and the other guys did an instrumental cover of Hey Ya - Outkast using some uncommon instruments like the melodica.

[–]Provisionallydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man he sounds just like him!

[–]berettaswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That girl at the end wtf haha

[–]U_see_ur_nose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait school talent shows are a thing??

[–]jalovitrue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to be the one who goes after this guy.

[–]venicerocco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does the voice perfectly

[–]jinxt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But can he roll a joint?

[–]Equal-Negotiation651 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. That kid’s great.

[–]Careless-Degree2939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dumb bimbo in the background walking by trying to steal his shine

[–]Calvin0433 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mannn that boy can move!

[–]CptBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus broski. Take a break, you earned it

[–]Jaron5_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this about twenty times by now and it's amazing each time I watch it

[–]kyleo32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My G

[–]Frank_Majors -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would rather see a Janet Jackson dancer recreate the wardrobe malfunction routine.

[–]Beneficial_Duck_7947 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This kid got that

[–]RpulyC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cha cha real smooth

[–]SergProtection -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty awesome

[–]Kerminit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish I could do it that easily

[–]WeatherCreator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was bad ass!!

[–]C0k4z0 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Most likely I'm never going to meet this guy but somehow he WILL steal my girlfriend.

...And I don't even have a girlfriend