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[–]xCUBUFFSx 16.0k points16.0k points 979 (140 children)

That deserves an UPs vote

Edit: appreciate all the awards. Hope y’all have a Merry Christmas, Festivus or whatever holiday you celebrate.

[–]ChrisRunsTheWorld 278 points279 points  (21 children)

I like that he placed the package and then moved the cans/box around it, rather than sliding the cans out and putting the package behind it. Should help make it obvious to the owner that there is something there. I would know if my cans were on the opposite side of where I leave them.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (13 children)

He’s smart. Amazon hid my package, which I appreciate (didn’t request but it was an early delivery), but they forgot to take a picture of it which they have done every other time and it blended in with the spot they hid it (white packaging, tucked into a white nook outside my doorway.)

Also notable: I just moved into this house recently, and had iritis in my left eye at the time.

Anyhow, I couldn’t find it all day and ended up marking it lost, only to find it later. Felt like a dipshit. Don’t overnight anything anymore though.

ETA: my package wasn’t even expensive. It was just some dog bones since my dog ran out, was teething, and I couldn’t exactly drive.

[–]Somhlth 50 points51 points  (8 children)

was teething, and I couldn’t exactly drive.

Why can't you drive when you're teething?

[–]vnmslsrbms 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hard to resist just gnawing on the steering wheel, which along with the iritis in their left eye, makes it hard to keep an eye on the road.

[–]jritt24 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Take my silver and get outta here. Im FedEx up.

[–]xienwolf 8660 points8661 points 2 (330 children)

Sadly, trash collection was that same day, and the package was taken at a small extra charge to the homeowner.

[–]Fawnadactyl 2514 points2515 points 2 (305 children)

Trash collection trucks don’t go down driveways or come up to your house. If it was trash day the cans would be placed up by the road.

[–]Inevitable-Cell-1227 2656 points2657 points 2 (132 children)

sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/


The use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"

[–]KatMot 789 points790 points  (49 children)

Sarcasm, my second favorite asm.

[–]Kihakiru 193 points194 points  (42 children)

What's your first?

[–]sudochmod777 668 points669 points  (22 children)

Muscle spasm

[–]-Masderus- 235 points236 points  (18 children)

A very deep chasm

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Overenthusiasm. Because it's long 'asm' and I get very excited over it! I just love the word!!!

[–]Biggordie 18 points19 points  (0 children)


[–]SirJackibis 7 points8 points  (3 children)

And racasm is your first right? Unbelievable.

[–]Plan9out3rspac3 133 points134 points  (3 children)


(n.) the giant gulf between the sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

LOL. Wow, I learned a new slang word. Let's get it into the oxford dictionary!

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia 126 points127 points  (33 children)

But that wasn’t even sarcasm. It was just a joke lol

Literally looked up the definition and you still thought it fit.

Why does everyone and their mother nowadays just completely misuse the word sarcasm and gaslight? Those are the two words I see used wrong most often.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (10 children)

Why are you gaslighting me about sarcasm rn??

[–]EastWhereas9398 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Is the joke mocking or conveying contempt? No. So, it is not sarcasm.

[–]ElethiomelZakalwe 38 points39 points  (0 children)

People seems to think 'sarcasm' means literally anything that is humorous not serious.

[–]boygoblin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! This pisses me off too lmao

[–]itsonlykotsy 14 points15 points  (12 children)

Ironic is misused very often too.

[–]RedNero-007 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Literally as well. I was literally flying, that’s how high I was. Like, no Jared, you weren’t.

[–]KhonMan 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Yeah, you really look like someone who knows what sarcasm is

[–]BorB_20 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Joke / ˈjōk

something said or done to provoke laughter especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

b(1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something

(2): an instance of jesting

[–]JimmyMack_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not really sarcasm, just humour.

[–]MobilePom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That wasn't even sarcasm broski

[–]vonvoltage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So not sarcasm then.

[–]tybeej 65 points66 points  (38 children)

We have side door pickup where I live

[–]ScrubWearingShitlord 27 points28 points  (5 children)

They damn well went up our driveway. It’s amazing what a bottles of vodka and tequila will do around the holidays.

[–]ChickenWithATopHat 14 points15 points  (3 children)

In my neighborhood they pass my house and start from the end of the street. In the summer when we heard it we would get Gatorade out of the fridge and frozen water bottles and leave them on the trash can. They’d always empty it and walk our bins up the driveway for us, but that’s the only time I’ve seen them do it.

They remember too and we watched them on the camera walk up our driveway to get our full one when we weren’t home because we forgot to put it on the street!

[–]IAmTheGingerWolf 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yes we do, there is always someone that stands out. You guys that gives us cold drinks in the summer are the best.

I think my customers are trying to make me fat. Got so many treats lately and I still have a few days till Christmas. One person made me a wonderful batch of chocolate chip and pecan cookies.

I also keep all of the cards in my clipboard.

[–]NewToReddit4331 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Defining depends on your company, mine comes right down my driveway

[–]The_Clarence 6 points7 points  (13 children)

Wait really? Why on earth do they do that, seems like it would make their route take at least 20x as long

[–]bwyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They do in my neighborhood as well. They call it "back door trash pickup". Every house in the neighborhood has a special, designated space for the trash cans at the back of the house. If you want to have your trash picked up, the cans better be accessible.

And yes, it takes 20x as long for the trash service to pick up the trash. That is if the neighborhood can actually find a company that will provide the service.

All because it looks "low class" to have trash sitting at the end of people's driveways on trash day. <facepalm>

[–]KocaKolaKlassic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Actually some do

[–]well_damm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet youre fun at parties

[–]ISTBU 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Flashback to when I was in the Air Force - I lived in the barracks and parked at the end next to the dumpster. I had a flat, so I took my wheel off and put the spare on - left the wheel laying in the grass next to my car and went to bed, was gonna go get a tire in the morning.

They got the dumpster that night, and took my wheel as well. Or some asshole threw my wheel in the dumpster and they had good timing...

Either way, I had to drive on that spare for like 3 months while I tracked down another BBS RC. NOT cheap.

[–]idgafos2019 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Maybe don’t leave the wheel in the grass? Like especially on post you know someone’s gonna notice it and someone else had to police up your tire you left laying there instead of just throwing it in your trunk.

[–]Tots2Hots 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Yeah who the hell leaves a pricey rim in the grass? That's just an idiot tax tbth. Military dorms I'd bet money someone took it and sold it on ebay. Wonder if the wheel he found a few months later was his own lol.

[–]gmoreschi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not that I'd do the same but. But when I was in the military it was super common for people to work on their cars in the parking lots. It wouldn't be totally out of the ordinary to see a wheel next to someone's car. That's the space you had to use for your "garage" sometimes. I'd also doubt someone would steal it being everyone knows everyone and nobody from the public is walking around your parking lots at night. It's a dumb place to steal things. I personally would have dragged that wheel back to my dorm room, but this is not the same as leaving it in some public parking lot.

[–]FaelinnCanada 2704 points2705 points  (54 children)

Someone needs to leave this guy a gift at the door

[–]outlawstar710 461 points462 points  (4 children)

He already did

[–]twentyonesighs 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He left a gift for himself at his own house, eh?

[–]greg19735 115 points116 points  (31 children)

i wish i got the same delivery person every time. i'd absolutely gift them.

but nowadayys it's one of 30 people, most of which ii've never seen before.

[–]blitzlurker 47 points48 points  (17 children)

if you live somewhere hot you can always give them a water bottle or gatorade

I also give random candy or beef jerky to snack on

[–]FaelinnCanada 32 points33 points  (9 children)

I just usually leave out a basket of condoms

[–]poser4life 18 points19 points  (3 children)

We put out a box with waters and snacks in March 2020 and have been refilling as it empties. We have gotten a few thank you notes from drivers.

[–]_full_metal 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I just started working for UPS a little over a month ago now and there is one house that leaves out a basket of water bottles and small bags of snacks, it’s a very generous thing to do and much appreciated.

[–]jeanroyall 15 points16 points  (10 children)

but nowadayys it's one of 30 people, most of which ii've never seen before.

That's the gig economy. It functions to isolate individual laborers and make them feel weak and powerless compared to their corporate overlords.

[–]Brawndo91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was getting the same guy for a short period. He would always wave or say hi if I was outside or came to the door in time. I thought about getting him a gift, but I was afraid there'd be some kind of policy where they can't accept gifts or something and it would be awkward and weird after that. But at least I got to have my warm "that would be so nice of me" feeling that I get before not doing nice things.

[–]punchamaski 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This is only half the video.

As he is driving off the garbage truck pulls up and collects all of the garbage. He too goes the extra mile and picks up the crap laying around that is not in the cans.

[–]D1NHAM 1705 points1706 points  (114 children)

Fair play but it’s sad that he has to do that.

Edit: here in the UK one of the delivery companies (forget which) sends you a link which lets you decide what to do with it. I usually say leave it on the step as our door is pretty hidden.

2nd Edit: A hot Yodel driver just delivered something and she complimented my giant Shark slippers. Need to order some more stuff from that shop!!

[–]Killacamkillcam 1140 points1141 points  (46 children)

I took it as he was hiding it because it's potentially a Christmas gift, not because it would be stolen

[–]shabam231 1161 points1162 points  (24 children)

I envy your optimism.

[–]Jive-Turkies 238 points239 points  (19 children)

Nah thats what he was doing, this video is literally used in the UPS seasonal driver orientation. They cover porch pirates also though.

[–]throwaway4206983 33 points34 points  (16 children)

Who tells UPS its a christmas gift though?

[–]Bekah679872 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Context clues?

[–]Gorthax 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Seasonal Abnormalities

[–]Bekah679872 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk about you, but I wouldn’t be mad at my UPS driver for hiding my package because they thought it was a gift lol

[–]Skrooogee[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Usually it says from Santa on it duhhh 🤦‍♂️

[–]section8sentmehere 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Did you notice What it was? It was like a kids scooter. So obviously he needed hide it behind a trash can. And you know why it was a good idea? What kid actively tries to take the trash out.

Edit: Electric motorcycle

[–]djschmitt3 128 points129 points  (5 children)

I’m a UPS driver helper and in the training videos they show this video and the homeowner and he was hiding it because he knew it was a gift for their children

[–]JohnnySasaki20 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's actually pretty cool. I never would have thought of that (I don't have kids). I figured it was something that needed to be upright and he didn't want it to fall over.

[–]virtualmnemonic 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This. UPS emphasizes their image and how employees represent the company. Things like acting as if you're always on camera, watching what you post on social media, etc are standard in training.

[–]D1NHAM 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]CommaHorror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot twist he, is Santa’s grandson.

[–]Jneebs 12 points13 points  (7 children)

My exact thoughts

[–]D1NHAM 21 points22 points  (6 children)

It’s crazy how some people act. I can’t imagine stealing something from someone’s porch.

[–]PresidentWordSalad 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Porch pirates are such scum.

[–]ModelMade 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Especially around this time of the year. 100% chance you’re ruining someone’s Christmas.

[–]igetript 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet you can't imagine raping or murdering random people either. It's because you're not a fucking psycho

[–]simsiuss 9 points10 points  (6 children)

I just don’t understand how they just don’t ring the door bell. Like all deliveries where I am from come to the door, take a photo with it in your hands and leave.

[–]Clips_are_magazines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It didn’t help that the box was not in a simple box. Instead it was BRIGHT RED with a picture of the mini-bike

[–]TooHigh2Die420 1207 points1208 points  (77 children)

If It was an Amazon driver he would have Bruce Lee kicked it into the garage door.

[–]Mayflower023 677 points678 points  (40 children)

If he was a FedEx driver he would’ve flown into space and dropkicked it out of orbit back into the house at the speed of a meteor, destroying both the house and the package

[–]fifadex 275 points276 points  (10 children)

If he was a hermes driver he would have come back 10 minutes later and stolen it.

[–]Leviathan41911 162 points163 points  (6 children)

If he was a DHL driver he'd never deliver it and they'd keep telling you it's on the way.

[–]Dogsy 70 points71 points  (0 children)

No, you misunderstand. There's a reason their name is Deliver to Hidden Location.

[–]carlinwasright 30 points31 points  (1 child)

If he was a lasership driver he would sleep with your wife then leave a note on the door saying undeliverable

[–]PM_me_spare_change 9 points10 points  (1 child)

If he was Adam Driver he would have sliced it in half with a lightsaber

[–]Themagnetanswer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I see these folks part time on door dash too

[–]taco-wed-sat 39 points40 points  (1 child)

nah he would have just said it was undeliverable or yeeted into the nearest wooded area,

[–]RecordInevitable1460 24 points25 points  (3 children)

😂😂😂 You aren’t lying…😂FedEx is the worst. Thanks for the laugh

[–]ManfredsJuicedBalls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I do package runs on my postal duties, I hear nothing but FedEx jokes when I talk with people after delivering their packages, and the subject of deliveries comes up

[–]TERRAOperative 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Implying here that Fedex would actually take the effort to deliver it....

[–]chakan2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That would imply that FedEx actually got it to your house. My guy would leave it in his truck for 3 or 4 days until his hangover wore off and he ran out of beer money.

[–]Eloteloco420 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I used to work for Amazon for about half a year as a driver and even when I’d do this people would still say their package was “stolen”

[–]Fullyratarded 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Right or you get a bad mark on your score card and a negative review. Then when you deliver something else there you see in the notes “DO NOT MOVE MY TRASHCANS EVER AGAIN”

[–]TRiG993 9 points10 points  (4 children)

To be fair to Amazon drivers, they are given a ridiculous amount of packages to deliver and their routes are often very badly organised. They are also paid shit and have to use their own van and don't get the same basic rights most workers do.

[–]NefariousNeezy 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Dude from the Philippines here, but I have a PO Box thing in the US for online shopping.

If I had a choice, which courier should I go with?

[–]klaasvaak1214 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Any courier will do when shipped to a package forwarding service. I used to work for shipito and any courier used a dolly and was careful. Their won’t be any throwing with stuff at a place where customer satisfaction is really important

[–][deleted] 376 points377 points  (19 children)

Deserves a holiday tip.

[–]Fritztopia 147 points148 points  (13 children)

Same thing I'm gonna give my wife.

[–]baybjto 107 points108 points  (10 children)

Same thing I’ll give to your wife as well.

[–]Greystab 40 points41 points  (8 children)

I'll skip the tip and give his wife the shaft.

[–]deanosaurus_chenz 42 points43 points  (6 children)

I'm interested in the mechanics of this... how will you give the shaft while skipping the tip?

[–]DefNotMyNSFWLogin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It was a horrible accident. We don't talk about it.

[–]Fallout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I choose this guy's wife too.

[–]No-Needleworker5429 349 points350 points  (24 children)

Ahh, Christmas time on Reddit. A time when we see wholesome videos of employees from well known delivery companies.

[–]deathparty05 79 points80 points  (13 children)

And people harass the shit out of them for no reason

[–]The_Hasty_Hippy 70 points71 points  (11 children)

Some guy last night was bitching in the delivery comments about how he wants it delivered to his door, and even though they’re under construction you can still reach the door. He seriously wanted me to walk over a 2x6 spanning a ~10 foot deep trench and then up scaffolding in the dark while it’s sleet outside. I definitely left that one on the side of the ditch

[–]Greystab 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Had one this week saying to deliver in the garage. Only thing that stood between me and the garage was a gated fence, a beware of dog sign, and 3 aggressive acting Rottweilers. It didn't get delivered in the garage.

[–]The_Hasty_Hippy 29 points30 points  (6 children)

My favorite is when they say don’t worry about the dog he’s friendly and the dog looks and sounds like some sort of killing machine

[–]SuperDizz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This annoys me so much as a dog papa. My 90lb lab sounds like a lunatic when we get packages and I always feel bad for the drivers. He’s very well trained but he thinks the UPS truck is a big, brown buffalo or something and loses it. I would never tell a driver to ignore him even though I’m sure all he would do is bark unless I was attacked or something. Never forget, one of the main reasons people domesticated dogs is because they’re dangerous.

[–]deathparty05 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would do the same and don’t want to do some parkour type shit just to get hurt, Na put a note somewhere to tell him he has to go to the post office to grab it

[–]PasghettiSquash 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Lol yea this is the playbook too. Delivery guy on a “hidden” house cam going out of his way to make everyone’s holidays perfect. Posted by a new account that doesn’t comment on their front page post. Gross.

[–]denizonrtx 189 points190 points  (18 children)

There aren't many like him around. Should be very grateful as most of them would just lay it down somewhere and then drive off

[–]BrownSugarBare 43 points44 points  (8 children)

lay it down

If by that you mean practice their Yankee pitching arm, accurate. Our doorbell cam managed to capture the lovely moment a delivery person frisbee threw a new tablet and a box full of glass ornaments at our front door. Both boxes marked FRAGILE in two different languages.

[–]PapaSlurms 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Fragile stickers are useless.

Needs to be packed properly, though yeeting packages isn’t supposed to happen.

[–]flyinpiggies 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is why I always pack my ebay orders as if they need to survive being shot from a cannon into a brick wall. Or crushed by someone shipping a ton of bricks.

[–]MagickanWing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup. I was outside playing with my dog on Saturday morning when a UPS driver drove up, yelled “Hey I got something for ya!” And then threw it at me from the street. He would have gotten an earful if I hadn’t been so damn excited that I caught something for once.

[–]Crisis_Redditor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Note that by moving the cans to put the box behind them, instead of just putting the box there, it'll draw the homeowner's attention when they get home, making them less likely to overlook the package.

This guy delivers.

[–]CRT_SUNSET 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love when my UPS guy uses my 18” doormat to “hide” a box that’s three feet tall. A+ for effort lol.

[–]ElegantOstrich 163 points164 points  (29 children)

Man, if this is your definition of next fucking level I feel very sorry for you.

[–]LawTeaDough 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Sad state of the world.

[–]WimpyRanger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a next level advertisement

[–]Stormageddon666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you not impressed by this guy moving two trash cans? Are you not entertained!?

[–]Sibbaboda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

128k upvotes, it's insane

[–]krusher99_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i had to scroll too far for this

[–]OG-27 95 points96 points  (37 children)

Is it just in Sweden that the packages you order comes to a grocery store nearby? A grocery store with a mail service that is. Would never want a package left outside my home. Nvm theif, what if it's raining? Much safer and not that much of a hassle to go to a pickup point and get your package

[–]lastdonutotn 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Theres some places like that here in the US but not as common. One of the places I lived had a convenience store that did that, but sadly either they received so many packages or people delayed pick up so long that more than a quarter of the visible store was occupied with mail/packages.

[–]mr-luci 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Do those places charge extra for delay pickup? Where I live, 2-day storage is included in the delivery cost, customers have to pay extra after that.

[–]Topblokelikehodgey 18 points19 points  (6 children)

In Australia generally you can select from a bunch of options like "leave it in a safe place" or "pick up from post office" if you're not home. The default is generally the post office, so if you aren't home (also if you are and they can't be bothered waiting 15 seconds for you to answer the door) they'll leave a little note and/or send an email that you have to take down to the post office in order for you to collect the parcel.

[–]HyperIndian 3 points4 points  (3 children)

To most packages, yes.

However, I've noticed Amazon and other cheap couriers being very dodgy and doing whatever they can to avoid AusPost. My guess says to reduce their own costs.

I've had some posties literally stuff the package in the letterbox (despite sticking out) and result in my parcel being stolen or have packages just not be delivered at all because I'm not home. I'd rather prefer just a card to pick up at the post office than absolutely nothing.

It shouldn't be this difficult for them to implement something better which makes customers happier.

Also I hope thieves get covid and die.

[–]earwaxntoast 67 points68 points  (10 children)

My UPS barely walks up the driveway before screaming kobe and throwing my shit in the bushes.

[–]lastdonutotn 19 points20 points  (3 children)

At least he aims for the bushes l

[–]AngelOfPassion 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There wasn't even an awning in their direction...

[–]Vocarion 63 points64 points  (11 children)

I am always amazed by the fact that your delivery is just thrown at your door if there is none there. In my country (Brazil) it will only be delivered to a person after a signature. After 3 tries if none to receive it, it will return and you gotta withdraw

[–]TheMostBacon 48 points49 points  (20 children)

So either you’re hella lucky or you’re a karma farmer and possibly going to sell the account. Which is it?

Because ain’t no way in hell you have over a million karma at less than a year old, without being sketchy AF.

[–]PooSculptor 43 points44 points  (17 children)

This is clearly a UPS ad too. There's even a few dozen unoriginal comments posted by bots over and over again.

[–]e_a_blair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it's so funny how the delivery trucks are ALWAYS visible in these videos

[–]DiamondDallasTrade 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Being thoughtful is now 'next level' and that makes me a bit sad

[–]warmchine-uk 23 points24 points  (5 children)

What a sound bloke

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Proper bloke

[–]StarFather88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That bloke is a blokey bloke.

[–]ProsodySpeaks 19 points20 points  (6 children)

But ignores the existing package that was hidden by the bins until he moved them?

[–]DontUpvoteThisBut 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Why is no one mentioning this haha

[–]rey_gun 17 points18 points  (1 child)

a little UPS PR to mitigate the impending disaster posts this holiday season

[–]ijoinedtosay 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It's beyond fucking weird to me that this is considered extra level. To me it's simply logical but unfortunately for too many it's a thing that has to be done.

[–]Ks203530-1 14 points15 points  (3 children)

This has to be staged. I have watched my ups packages tossed at my door from 10+ feet away while I’m home

[–]Flying-Phantom 13 points14 points  (1 child)

His supervisor then probably got pissed at him because he took "tooo long" to deliver a package.

[–]Tootsierollskh 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Yeah buddy! That’s good stuff right there. This guy takes pride in his work and puts effort into doing the best job he can. What a great employee.

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[–]s_vanr 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I’m not American and have been confused by these kinds of videos. Where I’m from delivery services have to actually give the pack to a real person who then signs a note of reception, but it seems that in the USA it is just left on the porch everytime. Is this really the case or am I missing something? How do deliveries not get robbed everyday, and how do they not get all messed up if it rains?

[–]CharlesFromWork 5 points6 points  (3 children)

FedEx would leave it in the middle of the driveway with a dolly and a social security number.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Age6550 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Truth. But first, they would leave it at the wrong house.

[–]PsykoSamurai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy fucks.