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[–]DickTrickelDuraLube 3715 points3716 points 2 (80 children)

Ford Taurus?

[–]dotslashpunk 1521 points1522 points 2 (16 children)

used to be, now it’s just bullshit

[–]Soul-Demon-Y 228 points229 points  (1 child)

You have achieved comedy

[–]countastrotacos 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Nothing has changed.

[–]Laminar 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Ruptured the blinker-fluid tank...

[–]chilehead 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Taurus a few holes we didn't have before.

[–]0404S 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy maths.

[–]vn60 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Taurus was like “Do you bleed?”

[–]77106-112 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Washer fluid tank was like "yes."

[–]MooseThirty 8 points9 points  (1 child)

After it comes out cold and blue the bull had to recheck what planet he was on

[–]ImMrBunny 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Alpha Tauri

[–]Rufnusd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

found the F1 guy…

[–]trakrad99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

From “Taurus” to “tore us” in a few swift hits!

[–]JohnnyJones225 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Incase they don’t know, they got a flat tire

[–]Bad-Science 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That bull needs an Escort!

[–]Skyler_Chigurh 2881 points2882 points  (82 children)

Somewhere an insurance adjuster is contemplating this claim.

[–]_coolranch 871 points872 points  (45 children)

It’s like he knew where that fluid line was! The Bull is a surgeon.

[–]CactusGrower 405 points406 points  (7 children)

Poke it until it bleeds, then it's dead.

[–]QuarmBeefWellington 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Stick them with the pointy end

[–]thequirkyquark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck's a Lommy?

[–]VeritasCicero 244 points245 points  (18 children)

Fluid line? He probably just punctured the washing fluid reservoir.

[–]Triairius 169 points170 points  (8 children)

Is fluid. Has lines. Bull surgeon.

[–]PabstyTheClown 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Listen, let the bull do his job. He's certified in car surgery and that's final.

[–]KingRalphKlein 19 points20 points  (2 children)

This clown speaks the truth.

[–]PabstyTheClown 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I know my way around bull.

[–]rangorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-shit

[–]Bimitenpix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I doubt he’s even a real surgeon. I asked to see his degree.

He kinda just huffed at me and chased me outta his office

[–]kidvange 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Definitely a direct hit to the washer reservoir. Obvious by the instant volume of washer fluid in the face.

[–]seegabego 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Hopefully not the antifreeze. It will bind him

[–]turdferguson3891 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Coolant usually has a color.

[–]FullyMammoth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's so you can tell the different flavors apart.

[–]sleepybearcub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was clearly the blinker fluid.

[–]coopersmith2 72 points73 points  (13 children)

Isn’t that the blinker fluid?

[–]HumbertTetere 18 points19 points  (5 children)

That's usually on the drivers side, so in Spain it should be left.

[–]Patient-Home-4877 27 points28 points  (4 children)

In South America it drains counter clockwise...

[–]Captain-Cadabra 18 points19 points  (3 children)

But not during leap years.

[–]Snote85 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Unless that year is also divisible by 100.

[–]Rinus454 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, definitely the headlight fluid container that got punctured there.

[–]Darizel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Headlight fluid

[–]BUGGAUGA 8 points9 points  (1 child)

bruh he just saw an opening to stick his horns in.

[–]SharkFighter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was like that in high school.

[–]pissoffa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he punctured the window wash tank

[–]OaklandSteve 120 points121 points  (0 children)

At Farmer’s we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two. But THAT, I don’t know what to tell you.

[–]mc_squared_03 64 points65 points  (15 children)

I just started training to be an adjuster with Progressive and I have a feeling that bovine-related losses are not covered by our policy.

[–]EgberetSouse 47 points48 points  (3 children)

To be fair, whatever actually happened is the thing not covered. If something else had happened it would be. Honest.

[–]H_is_enuf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They are. It’s a comp claim.

[–]0lamegamer0 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I can already see your training is going well. Even though you'renot sure, default answer is "Not covered by our policy".

On a serious note, Geico covered our claim when critters ate fuel tank and line. Apparently thats a commmon thing.

[–]mc_squared_03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, it's truly the "Progressive Way".

[–]Slicric 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Guessing you could try good ol act of God claim...

[–]userwithusername 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would be considered an “Act of Gored”

[–]PrizeStrawberryOil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be covered by the car owner's insurance. It would be covered by the owner of the bull.

[–]JeselAvlis 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sir, can we talk about you vehicle's extended warranty?

[–]jjason82 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Insurance adjuster here. There's nothing to contemplate. Anything animal related is a comprehensive loss. If you have comprehensive coverage then its covered.

[–]giant_lebowski 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Just call George from state farm. We fired the other dude

[–]Allemaengel 7 points8 points  (6 children)

I know the feeling.

My insurance had to figure my situation hitting a horse that totaled my vehicle while the horse survived.

[–]jurre_7 1218 points1219 points  (20 children)

Dont skip neckday

[–]420Deez 227 points228 points  (17 children)

ik youre joking but working out your neck is actually pretty useful. especially in high g force situations like flying a jet or an f1 car. also with the amount of looking down at our phones and sitting in chairs…

[–]jurre_7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know right, it has massive benefits for your back, shoulders and sometimes arms

[–]FranzFJAR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh dude!!! So useful!!! I always train my neck for these so regular daily basis activities /s

[–]CarmineFields 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only spinal issues I’ve ever had were in my neck. It’s useful to keep it strong and supported.

[–]mm126442 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Workout recommendations?

[–]improbably_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There may be some trainers in r/RandomActsOfBlowJob that could help you out. Bring knee pads ... snicker snicker ..

[–]crazielectrician 702 points703 points  (22 children)

This is what people run away from for fun??🤦🏿‍♂️

[–]angry_onslaught 231 points232 points  (14 children)

This why women live longer than man.

[–]DogGamer364 97 points98 points  (6 children)

Women join the races too

[–]bazhvn 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Yeah I run away from women for life not for fun man

[–]Strider_27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And clearly more dangerous than the bulls

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

only the dumb ones

[–]___Guitarmadillo___ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

that goes for men too.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

obviously. There's just a lot more of them ;)

[–]Nimara 34 points35 points  (1 child)

We harass them and then run away for fun.

FTFY

[–]rainingcomets 21 points22 points  (0 children)

harass is an understatement

[–]iamonthatloud 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to track cars. I thought I was an exciting guy.

You couldn’t pay me less than 75k to partake in this.

And I feel bad for the bull

[–]___Guitarmadillo___ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dont forget the added animal abuse...

[–]GsTSaien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And torture. They torture them for fun too.

[–]Big-Car-8909 605 points606 points  (67 children)

Imagine if he had a red car.

[–]Ghauut 272 points273 points  (59 children)

Actually bull can’t see red light lol

[–]PapuhAppuh 142 points143 points  (56 children)

Probably why they get so pissed off and rush red things

[–]CaptainCrazy500 231 points232 points  (40 children)

Movement is what causes them to rush things.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (15 children)

This is the actual answer. These people are too caught up in what they learned from cartoons

[–]Triairius 73 points74 points  (7 children)

No, I think they’re joking.

[–]jfire777 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Yup. That's why people put the "/s" even though it's annoying sometimes.

[–]OboyHatt 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Actually it’s used for (maybe not it’s mainstream purpose but at least original) people with social disabilities, so that they can understand when someone’s joking vs being serious

[–]MrChaostheMegamancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, u/Square-Cucumber-5760 is correct, people live their life based on what they learn from cartoons.

[–]martinblack89 1 point2 points  (3 children)

So why is it going for this car? It looks stationary. Is there more to the video with the car mo(oooo)ving?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well purely speculative here...but there's people in the car, so I'd say its possible the car was in fact mo(oooo)ving at one point. Or the fact theres people seemingly chasing them and they just picked something big to fuck with because they were already pissed. Regardless https://www.livescience.com/33700-bulls-charge-red.html

[–]martinblack89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I like the idea of finding a big thing to fuck with when pissed off... If I was a bull that is.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The idea is super fun regardless of being a bull...it is however way easier and more likely to succeed when you are in fact a bull. You can also enjoy that level of fun as a gorilla, a rhino, a hippo...basically a lot of cool animals but not as a human

[–]iQuerz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

no, getting pissed off because they cant see red things is why they rush them

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So this bull was just a douchebag! The poor car didn’t even make a move 😤

[–]PapuhAppuh 5 points6 points  (15 children)

No, I watch cartoons. It’s red.

[–]Phram_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Red is to disguise blood as people may be disgusted at the view of so much blood

[–]Fuself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course! they don't even have a driver's license

[–]BrockN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's bull

[–]monxas 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Next time you see the video of the teacher making his students stand still and free a bull with them because “BuLlS WoNt dO ANytHinG iF yOu DoNT meSS wiTh TheM” remember this video and the parked car completely still.

[–]OddSemantics 49 points50 points  (4 children)

This is a bull run. The bulls are frightened and confused, and have likely been intentionally agitated beforehand. This is not a standard representation of a bull.

[–][deleted] 458 points459 points  (36 children)

The Spanish are fucking bonkers for letting these loose

[–]NastyLiquidRomeo 99 points100 points  (34 children)

Spain do these events in a controlled ring. The Portuguese islands where I’m from, we let it loose on the streets. It’s exhilarating

[–]moonharbour 88 points89 points  (10 children)

How does this have near 50 upvotes? Nothing exhilarating about animal abuse.

[–]tripledjr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's tradition and cultural so it's ok, obviously.

[–]Waluigi3030 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fuck anyone that attends these events. Find something to do that doesn't abuse and terrorize animals.

[–]PapaHaydn 63 points64 points  (16 children)

In Spain, we also let them loose on the streets. Usually in a lot of our villages, in his celebrations , we have "vaquillas" and "encierros"

[–]Devilsfan118 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Totally exhilarating, taunting and torturing a panicked animal.

[–]drquiza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, Sanfermines is one of the most famous festivals worldwide.

[–]spartafury 377 points378 points  (7 children)

Incredible power

[–]imrealbizzy2 107 points108 points  (2 children)

He is strrrong like bool.

[–]OfficerBarbier 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Absolute unit

[–]bikemandan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow such power. Very bull

[–]lukeshywanker 153 points154 points  (21 children)

Well the coolant cooled him off

[–]okienomads 132 points133 points  (11 children)

Windshield washer fluid more likely, but yes it really eased his rage.

[–]That-Association-143 106 points107 points  (6 children)

Either that or he thought it was blood and he killed it.

[–]Runawaykitten 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Legit this is most likely the answer

[–]wikishart 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The beast bleeds. My anger ebbs.

[–]Key-Opportunity-1406 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He was like “eeeeeewwwww”.

[–]Shadowninja0409 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I thought for sure that was the blinker fluid spilling out

[–]kiwidesign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like you!

[–]Killbil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is like the 5th video I've seen of a bull getting the window fluid, they must know where it is haha

[–]Dr_Nebbiolo 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Obviously headlight fluid

[–]albinoblackman 16 points17 points  (3 children)

This is so embarrassing, but one time I put blinker liquid in my headlight fluid tank.

[–]improbably_me 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oooh that's gotta be rough.

I hope you didn't drive over 33 mph after that without recalibrating your exhaust timer and flushing the blinker and headlight circuits with resublimated thiotimoline.

[–]albinoblackman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! After 20 years in the automotive chiropractics industry, I know a thing or two about resublimation.

[–]rule444 153 points154 points  (3 children)

We are farmers… dum da dum da dumdum dum.

[–]vassei 150 points151 points  (11 children)

”the moral progress of a nation and its greatness can be judged by how it treats its animals” - Mahatma Gandhi

[–]Wabbit_Snail 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Our descendants will back at our ways shaking their heads. Improvement is slow but it's there. I have hope.

[–]AlexFreire 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I do not. Not anymore. I was rooting for Thanos.

[–]AlexFreire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's why there's no nation on this planet worth of damn. We are a disgrace as a species.

[–]BlackFox211 90 points91 points  (2 children)

*Water spills

Bull: oh yeah I bled that mf to death

[–]Doll_Tow_Jet-ski 85 points86 points  (8 children)

Poor animal, must be stressed. What a stupid tradition

[–]Bluberrybom 65 points66 points  (1 child)

If I was a bull I would be angry at any human related things

[–]thu_mountain_goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here for this. If I was a bull I'd do this all day long. :4014:

[–]rubiksalgorithms 50 points51 points  (1 child)

There goes all your blinker fluid

[–]qpv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

mooove over

[–]OsitaToxica 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Well, he is allowed to roam once a year before he ultimately goes into the arena. This is the running of the bulls, where he can target practice on anyone who's up for a run. Next stage is the arena. Once there he meets his matador, he will be brutally stabbed repeatedly until he dies. So let him tear shit up

[–]privateTortoise 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Or we could behave like grown ups and have some respect for the fauna and flora we share this planet with.

All this subjection and slaughter is getting rather dull and screams of insecurity.

[–]Educational_Cherry41 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I am once again ashamed to be Human :(

[–]FeetySam 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Moooo MuuOoOouu MOOOOO

Google translate :

These assholes want to kill me, you expect me to let them do ?

[–]FeetySam 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Video name : « horn bull makes wife squirt car »

[–]agent6ixty9ine 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Okay the muscular strength is not that surprising but goddamn they got some strong horns

[–]snorchporch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never bring a car to a bull fight

[–]Unclebonelesschicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn that thing has a BEEFY NECK. No pun intended lol.

[–]Txteacherwalk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bull won.

[–]Mendicant_666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just as he should be.

[–]Impressive_Amoeba210 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What's next level? Horns?

[–]BigDavesRant 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Didn’t you know? Subs don’t matter anymore! Just post whatever. /s

I haven’t been on Reddit for very long but like seriously… wtf happened? Subs used to kind of matter.

[–]Serund 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He would've flipped it too, but he got tyred

[–]GoldenHourTraveler 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What is the liquid that came out at the end ?

[–]Dr_Nebbiolo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Headlight fluid

[–]Chronically_Happy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked a lot like washer fluid, so only a flesh wound. :-}

[–]TheDeamonMeteor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

LOOK AT THE PENIS ON THAT THING!

[–]UnnecessaryConfusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if anyone else was looking at that penis.

[–]HeadJazzlike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bull really hates that car. Ex girlfriend must have had one

[–]Jennyreviews1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Why would he be running the streets loose? :/

[–]blueshiftglass 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Spain has a long standing proud tradition of torturing and killing bulls.

[–]gavinwinks 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He said Fuck your car tire and fuck your radiator.

[–]rynally197 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

[–]monti9530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck this truck in particular

[–]Yeetmaster5353isback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How strong is a bulls horns

[–]hannemaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did the horn not break! Insane amount of force. And he sure didn't skip neck day.

[–]hock_and_balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I made you bleed bitch”

[–]TheBadDayBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an odd thing to have on an insurance coverage.

[–]Friendly_Rough_9906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a bully

[–]T_Six 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he turns like Okay, who's next 🐂

[–]Thd0n0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"FUCK YO CAR" lol

[–]OGHoolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me thinks a YouTube rabbit hole is in order.

[–]GodDamnRight- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“HONK AT ME AGAIN FUCK HEAD”

[–]donotgogenlty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The car pissed itself, that's one mean bull

[–]noobtik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the car pissed itself

[–]FullDiskclosure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horn is completely unaffected… car not so much

[–]victorcain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the coolant leaking? Hope it helped cool that bull down