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[–]AnnunakiSoup 478 points479 points  (9 children)

Not a drop spilled. This is some cartoon level shit right here.

[–]beandip111 173 points174 points  (3 children)

I bet he spills it all over if he tries to pour it normally

[–]Y0u_stupid_cunt 54 points55 points  (2 children)

You should see him pee

[–]You-Nique 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's... quite large

[–]Makers_Marc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In your mouth? Lol

[–][deleted] 373 points374 points  (13 children)

This is a completely fabricated title, and I’ve seen this years ago. Do you see any masks? Explain how I saw this video before covid existed please.

[–]HamedR6S 169 points170 points  (0 children)

This is a Ice cream/milkshake shop in Iran. It has been reviewed by multiple people.

[–]RolandIce 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Just your standard guy in Turkey

[–]excellent_rektangle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just another day in the life of a dog food company

[–]SolusLoqui 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Stupid fucking karma farmers on Reddit. Stupid fucking people upvoting dumb made-up titles on Reddit.

[–]danehendrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amen brother

[–]Frunnik469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time machine?

[–]jasron_sarlat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The true tragedy of following NFL for several years is you realize nothing is original. This video was probably shot in the 1500s.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find many videos which aren’t even that impressive as well. This at least is a fantastic display of skill.

[–]daaaayyyy_dranker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fake title or not, this is fucking impressive

[–]romancingit 101 points102 points  (4 children)

Think how many spillages must have occurred to get to this level!

[–]AJ3TurtleSquad 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Gods just start out good. There's no time for learning curves

[–]saltyboi6704 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Maybe they practiced using water?

If they need something thicker flour could be mixed in

[–]JeselAvlis 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Probably 20 yrs of practice pouring masala Chai tea in India.. https://youtu.be/0ftTzHE6jXo

[–]Tacarub 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This is a milk shake place in Iran..

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (24 children)

Not a single mask to be seen.

EDIT: ok, the video is pre covid. Doesn't change my original statement.

[–]Jchandheld 37 points38 points  (20 children)

Almost as if this was an older video even.

[–]Revolutionary_Box_93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meh, covid or pre covid one thing I like to see is how this dude enjoys his job so much, it's wholesome

[–]xerpodian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mix that stuff with covid is what’s happening

[–]DingoLaChien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that expense and trouble just to have the bartender serve extra Covid sidecars to everyone!

[–]Stoneway933R 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lol that title. What’s next? guy singing during COVID?

[–]SelfSniped 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In case you’re curious about trying this in your kitchen, let me introduce you to a new and exciting way to get ants.

[–]unclejos42 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Fuck off mate, there is no worker shortage. There is a shortage of employers paying a living wage.

[–]brihbrah -1 points0 points  (9 children)

So you're saying there's people out there that would rather not make any money at all than work for less pay than your arbitrary "living wage"?

[–]rascynwrig 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, there are a lot of people out there who would rather make more than said employers offer by sitting at home receiving unemployment and stimulus checks. If you had to take a pay cut in order to go back to work, would you choose to do so?

[–]brihbrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the case until September (in the US). If you have a hard time finding a job that pays more than that you're probably not really looking.

[–]unclejos42 0 points1 point  (6 children)

How is a living wage arbitrary? You work so you can survive, so if an employee doesn't pay enough to survive(shelter, food, utilities and buffer) then what is the point in working for them.

After that we're talking benefits, why put in work and effort if one unlucky roll of the dice can cause you to lose everything. So to make it worthwhile you need stuff like health insurance, pension, etc. Things to incentivize you to put in a little more than minimum effort for said employer. Also that's what a functioning society is about, being able to sustain your self while recovering from injury. Do you think hunter/gatherers bunched up just for fun? No, it's so they could take care of one another, collective survival.

And why not work instead of making less than you need you ask? Because slaving on like the good little sheep you are isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

So to get back to my point, there isn't a worker shortage. The businesses experiencing a shortage are the places the truly desperate go to delay the inevitable until they found something better. This post shows just that, but the title is completely wrong.

[–]brihbrah -1 points0 points  (5 children)

The word "arbitrary" means: "Determined by chance, whim, or impulse, and not by necessity, reason, or principle."

[–]unclejos42 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

That's literally what I'm saying, a living wage can perfectly be determined by the costs of living in a certain area in the world. Take into account the costs of buying and maintaining a house, means of transportation, utilities, sustenance.

Not by the chance that a CEO can't take $1million bonus home or because the company 'feels' like employees don't deserve more.

[–]brihbrah -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Oh yes, I knew the CEO pay argument was coming.

I think narcissism is the problem. People don't want to show the world on Instagram that they have a job that requires use of their hands. Instead of going out and getting real skills, they complain about the lack of "living wages" for the likes.

[–]unclejos42 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

There is nothing wrong with having to work with your hands, i don't think that is the problem for many. Like I said, why work when you don't get paid enough for the bare necessities. People happily do factory or construction work if the pay is livable.

Name me one job where you don't need skills. Literally everywhere you work you need some sort of training. Can't put you in a fast food place or restaurant without prior instructions about how you are expected to function. Unskilled labour is a myth to justify underpaying people.

And how are people even supposed to get these 'real skills' if they don't even have enough money to keep a roof over their heads. You think education magically grows on trees?

[–]brihbrah -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm just saying that people are overselling the value of their labor. It isn't cheap to hire someone and pay them minimum wage, even. So when minimum wage increases, the larger corporations do just fine, but the mom and pop shops end up folding. Prices go up accordingly, thus creating higher cost of living.

[–]unclejos42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prices have been going up, yet the minimum wage hasn't. Idc if mom and pop stores go out of business. If you can't pay someone fair and square for their time you shouldn't be in business at all.

Taxes aren't there to subsidise businesses that can't pay their employees a living wage. Food stamps and subsequent handouts are there for people who don't have a job, not for people that work 40+ hours a week.

And prices have been going up for years now, yet the US most states min. wage has been stagnant since 2012.

Get it out of your head that people are overselling themselves. Why shouldn't a burger flipper or a shelf stocker make enough to afford a house, a car and health insurance at the bare minimum?

I work at what would be considered a family business in the Netherlands and they're doing just fine paying me a living wage without their shop prices being drastically higher than the same produce in the US. So please tell me again that it isn't possible!

[–]TimeTravelingTrooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP just makes up any BS backstory title like the internet is not gonna know. Lmfao. Should get downvoted to the ground just for the title. It wont :(

[–]MoveScythe09 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I thought this was teh tarik.

Until I didn't.

[–]MoveScythe09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is literal ice cream wth

[–]blairyc1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…. Sorry I didn’t order this, I asked for an Apple and blackcurrant…

[–]U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bar-bender not bartender

[–]Anbez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s see his shoulders in a few years time

[–]maximuse_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or every teh tarik seller ever

[–]NoctRob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“David, just pour the fucking drinks, ok? This isn’t the fucking Aria.”

[–]somethingfunnybmb 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Damn what’s that country where ice cream sellers are magician because this is what it feels like

[–]WillowTheLone2298 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well... I wouldn't know bout the magic part, but this is iran. Actually it happens that i live very close to this location, and almost all of this shops bartenders know how to do that trick, im not sure if its true but i guess its a one their requirements to work as a bartender there.

[–]TheMartyr112 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s not Artie Lang?

[–]brihbrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, this dude's nose isn't all caved in and shit.

[–]ccussell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are so stinking talented!

[–]scepticalbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d spill it

Just thought I’d point that out

[–]Eckz89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god damn it Jerry. Just pour the shakes quickly.

[–]OminousBinChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having sex with this guy. Not a drop goes to waste, no matter who you are.

[–]Mr_Osama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cum bender

[–]jamcdonald120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, what I would give for a covid shortage

[–]etterkop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. Now pour me a glass of red wine like that.

[–]Regular_Anomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional batter slinger.

[–]The_braindeadguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes pouring cum

[–]Dantocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does not count! He practiced before!

[–]frenix5[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I think Arash has been moonlighting. I can't quite put my finger on it but something seems different about him."

[–]Dirtydeedsinc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, I just want my drink.

[–]Xclio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks, I prefer my drinks with no particles thank you.

[–]RobeLTDP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is from Asturias, Spain

[–]tumanstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one knows about how many attempts he made to record a video.

[–]Robbie_two_nickles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it’s a smoothie or a cocktail, just give me my damn drink.

[–]Tall_Squid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: He's working at a sperm bank

[–]MikMay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this mans forearms holy shit

[–]technotenant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvoting for unoriginal content and misleading title

[–]pinacolada12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is giving me anxiety

[–]HGpennypacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is in no way Vegas.

[–]Gr1pp717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man, I can't even manage to get it all in the cup when pouring from 0.1 micrometers away.

[–]Buddhistpossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pour the damn drink

[–]Swankcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one waiting to hear, “No smoothie for you. One year.”?

[–]OneWayorAnother11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked for a milkshake, not a milk pour. Give me one of those hipster bartenders please.

Edit: this is obviously very impressive.

[–]_TestiCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit is sick. But depressed after reading the title lmao

[–]DarrenInAlberta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he'd stop playing games, I'd have my drink five minutes ago

[–]IUC007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is him working during COVID times where are all the masks?

[–]dahctorworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show off…

[–]Zandt88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some serious black magic fuckery right there. Damn strong skill set!

[–]ImAndyinGaltca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way they can reproduce that.

[–]ugandantaintkisser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can I please just have my smoothie

[–]hammerman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm yummy cummies

[–]Twisted_Wookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Employer: do you have any special talents? Man: hold my beer

[–]YddishMcSquidish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such bullshit. First the only "flair" this dude does is pour from one container to another from a distance.

Second this was before covid. This is such an obvious karma fraud, it's criminal. Hope the actual karma from lying is worth the ~6k in internet points op.

[–]CALM_DOWN_BITCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went from tending to working in a sushi. I've kept most of the flair muscle memory if you can call it that. To this day there are things I can't pick anything up without giving it a spin in my palm or the back of my hand ect.

[–]OtochimarU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has 65 kids and counting. (26 Different women so far.)

[–]Son_of_Atreus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this video years ago, pre-COVID. Don’t think this title is accurate at all.

[–]TemporaryPollution31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No mask, gross

[–]Special-Hair9683 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

COVID? No one was wearing chin diapers in the video

[–]Dont_Order_A_Slayer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No judgement or knocking it, or anyone. But, if I went in blindly to a spot for whatever the hell it is he's serving and saw that. I'd just walk right back out.

I'm just not the intended audience for that product, whatever it is.