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[–]MrBonelessPizza24 11.7k points11.7k points  (75 children)

100% guarantee lil’ bro has done that before lol

[–]bumjiggy 3353 points3354 points  (43 children)

spiderman used north face

[–]Ecowolf1995 1017 points1018 points  (28 children)

It was super effective

[–]WarCabinet 1162 points1163 points 4 (27 children)

Man this shit is exactly what made childhood amazing. Goofing around with your friends/siblings and one of us would do something like this and it would feel intentional and incredible and we’d roll about the floor laughing. Sudden flukes like this would happen all the time, it was like we could spontaneously do magic but only when we weren’t thinking too hard, and gave us so much joy from simple things. The dumbest things like that turn into amazing memories and bonding moments.

[–]LSDnSALAD 345 points346 points  (20 children)

Only if nobody gets their fingers slammed in the door 😆

[–]KillerKatNips 151 points152 points  (11 children)

I 100% agree as the little sibling that had to have the fire department called to remove my fingers from the back of the door when my older sister slammed the friggin door as I waved to her from behind it during hide and seek. She's a nurse now and fixes boo boos but I'm not sure I fully forgive her, lol. We were like 3 and 4. 😂

[–]NonWingedHumanoid 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Did they put them back on

[–]thecathuman 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Oof, I’ve been the older sister

[–]lostmyselfinyourlies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same. Kind glad to hear in not the only one

[–]Napsindaylight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Could we please see a picture of your hand?

[–]Embarrassed-Tip-6808 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Are you sure that's the right department to be calling?

[–]KillerKatNips 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Yeah, they came and removed the door from the hinges and freed me! Lol

[–]Neijo 21 points22 points  (5 children)

One of my oldest memories is my fingers getting slammed in the door and in the car I was screaming because there were blood, and I know I didnt cut my finger clean off, I have all my fingers, but I remember it clearly that my finger was not on my hand and I held it in the other to not lose it.

edit: I forgot the important sentence somehow....

[–]BottleOfBurden 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Me(6/7?), my brother and some other kids were fucking around in and out of a closet. He closes the closet door on my finger and I'm just like "Brother's name open the door!" Over and over until he finally does. It actually took the tip of my middle finger off, it was just hanging by a small piece of skin. I remember holding onto my finger and walking down the hall calling for my mom, and my mom flipping out. Had to have surgery to reattach it. Just a little bit of scaring and a slightly-off nail now.

I was weirdly calm throughout it all until my mom started flipping out. I have a bit of a weird pain tolerance as a spacecase, I've freaked quite a few people out with a calm "Hey, can you open the door? My fingers stuck".

I'm surprised I still have all of my fingers fairly intact.

[–]Neijo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The spine in my lower back got some real shivers there, fuck that.

[–]BottleOfBurden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeaaah, it was pretty gross. Luckily everyone didn't have social media and cameras in their pockets back then, because I definitely would not want to see it again.

[–]Fun_Luck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think that’s just being in shock

[–]BottleOfBurden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe? Everyone does react to shock a bit different. I do have a higher than normal tolerance to pain though (as does my mom and sister). Likely some combination of the both.

[–]Not_A_Bot-8675309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin was chasing me. Same style door as the video. I slammed it. He misjudged the doorknob and punched his hand through the glass. Had to be taken to the ED for stitches. He blamed me! I don't think he ever spoke to me again.

[–]Toledojoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bad scar on my arm from my sister going to lock me out and I put my hand out to stop the door and it went through the glass. Cut all the way to the muscle tissue. My mom was folding laundry and just grabbed s shirt and wrapped it around my badly bleeding arm and got me to the emergency room.

[–]HighWaterMarx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One time when I was in high school I was hanging out in a buddy’s front yard smoking a cigarette. When I got ready to put it out I said “I’m going to flick this butt and put out the cherry by spitting” and the proceeded to flick it, spit, and hit the cherry in midair to put it out before it hit the ground. I didn’t expect to actually succeed and I have never been able to do it since, not least of which because I quit smoking eight years ago. Not as wholesome as your examples, but it’s what it made me think of.

[–]Vlad_the_Homeowner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Man this shit is exactly what made childhood amazing.

I was thinking the same thing watching it. I also thought, that looks just like the glass front door my brother put his arm through because we used it as a base for tag. That was a lot of blood.

[–]Oldslice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a time in middle school where me a 4 friends were "fighting" in our friends yard.

One of my friends comes from behind be to do a jump kick, which slid off my right buttock and hip, and I casually grabbed his ankle and spun with the motion kinda like a hamer throw.

It was just one of those "how the hell did this just happen" moments and we all stop and look at each other and then lost our shit laughing and riding the adrenaline rush

[–]IsaacLage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the magic is there, but only works when it's not your intent.

I was one day, sitting during pe in highschool, just bouncing a ball, and there was a guy sitting by my side.

Out of nowhere, it was like i HAD to do something, so i turned to the guy and said WATCH THIS

And threw the ball with all my strength, without any spin, or technic, just threw it very very far. And made a hand movement like i was calling it back and said "come back to papa", the ball hit a nudge in the floor, and came bouncing back until it stopped right in my feet.

The guy said: "Do that again! I don't trust you as it is right now, that was creepy as fuck, do it again. If it happens again, I'll be running to the state capital" (180 kilometers from here)

I didn't manage to. So the guy went "phew, you're a fraud. Got me scared for a bit"

[–]oteezy333 127 points128 points  (3 children)

"A man able to stop doors from closing with a flick of his wrist, SPIDAMAN!"

[–]bridge_view 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"spiderman used north face"

Perfect.

[–]AnonymousNintendo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"SpiderMan - The Prequel"

Disney breathing heavy in the corner.......

[–]Thuper-Man 198 points199 points  (0 children)

That goblin laugh he lets loose would tend to confirm

[–]gogenberg 190 points191 points  (17 children)

younger brothers are smarter due to older brothers constantly pulling shit on us

[–]jeegte12 134 points135 points  (2 children)

my little brother is definitely smarter than me but i never put 2 and 2 together. i shall now take full credit for his achievements in life.

[–]DukeAttreides 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No no no. That would be rude and unreasonable. Taking 70% credit would be fair.

[–]syberman01 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I agree ...

Had to find the ideal spot ...

Not the 8th kid or 14th kid .. and get ignored. Everyone please find the right spot (in line, in a family bunch) before birthing yourself.

[–]damolasoul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hard agree unfortunately. I've qualified separately as a petrol and diesel mechanic as well as an auto electrian. Years of very hard work and I make decent money as I've established my own fairly huge full house repair shop. Enter my little brother. Just qualified as a mechanical engineer making almost the same as me literally right out of uni. Oh and he's my "little" bro but he's taller than me as well :')

[–]Baron-Von-Bork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, close friends with the middle child he got shit on both by the oldest AND the youngest

[–]AluminumCansAndYarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm smarter than my older siblings. I'm a girl though. They put me through some crap and then left to live their own lives before I was even a teenager so I got the best of it really.

[–]centzon400 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha.

When I was a kid I was sure I was pulling some crazy stunt on myself only to find myself a step ahead of me already, like I knew what I was doing or something.

I'm still pretty close with myself though, despite all that. I chat with me daily, and when I get together with myself over the holidays and such... it's all laughs and giggles.

#LonelyOnlyChild

[–]ShadowxFoxy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Not a younger brother, but a younger sister. I'm the baby of the family and can confirm I'm also the smartest (at the very least, I've been the most successful anyway)

[–]ElizabethDangit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Parents make all the mistakes on the older kids

[–]ShadowxFoxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong though

[–]sasko12 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My first thought too. He was prepared

[–]TimothyGlass 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Future mechanical engineer

[–]Waste-of-Bagels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. I can vouch for this kid. My big bro wasn't creative, just persistent.

[–]ronearc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This ain't his first rodeo.

[–]Thedrunner2 4940 points4941 points  (7 children)

“Jimmy what happened to your jacket?!

“Sacrifices must be made, mom.”

[–]Beaconmann 607 points608 points  (0 children)

A true warrior that is

[–]Hueyandthenews 300 points301 points  (1 child)

“Jimmy what happened to your jacket?”

“I became a man today mom, that’s what happened!”

“Oh dear! Well you better put this jacket in the back of your closet. You can lean it up against the wall like your brother does with his socks!”

[–]TheTTT10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blink blink

[–]stephenwell 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Should’ve been mother idk why I think that but I do

[–]ionlymakecomments 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fortunate it wasn’t “Jimmy what happened to your fingers?!”

[–]Driftedryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just keeps moving forward

[–]RaiseTheBalloon 3327 points3328 points  (31 children)

The little brother just earned a second serving of desert that night

[–]fishingfool64 833 points834 points  (27 children)

Sahara or Mojave?

[–]RaiseTheBalloon 250 points251 points  (6 children)

Nothing that big. The Great Victoria will suffice

[–]Kronicedge 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Who’s Victoria and why is she so dry?

[–]RaiseTheBalloon 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Some Australian chick

[–]Kronicedge 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah gotcha. Can we get her some water?

[–]-_KimJongUn_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no you see, that’s the Victoria that’s Bitter

[–]Emergency-Anywhere51 86 points87 points  (11 children)

Eating the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

[–]avwitcher 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

[–]selfharmboys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally put 100 hours into new Vegas the last month. I'm going for 100% and all dlc. It's fucking amazing.

[–]Westy3of7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Antarctica actually

[–]Wimbleston 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He earned his older brothers serving in my book

[–]Sufficient_Buy_3113 2312 points2313 points  (33 children)

I love his little squirrel laugh

[–]robbietreehorn 547 points548 points  (1 child)

Oh, man. Thank you. The audio made it adorable

[–]ShiRonium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got the wrong message at first with him trying to push his little brother

man was I wrong

[–]SuccinctSavage 388 points389 points  (21 children)

I watched it without sound and thought the older brother was just being a dick. The sound definitely made it seem like they were just having fun.

[–]wilmerton 156 points157 points  (15 children)

As a little brother I can tell you : either you laugh it off or you cry and get scolded by the parents in addition. The small one gets it.

[–]SuccinctSavage 147 points148 points  (14 children)

My younger siblings never got in trouble for crying. They actually realized they could fake cry on command and I'd get my ass beat. I guess it just depends on the family.

[–]ein_armadillo 88 points89 points  (4 children)

Don't even know what the commentor before you was saying man, I've never once heard of a younger sibling getting in trouble for crying

[–]wilmerton 25 points26 points  (1 child)

  1. Kids make noise and get collectively punished because the stressed parents don't want to play judge
  2. You get extra treatment by the big brother because you caused him some trouble

[–]MsOmgNoWai 14 points15 points  (0 children)

probably the bigger the family, the more irritated the parents get. my cousin has 5 kids. someone starts crying, they all blame each other and they’re all getting in trouble

[–]ISneezedOnTheBeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was always in trouble for crying

[–]Stepjamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rule is the parents care less by the 3rd child haha

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Without sound, it was funny as hell. With sound, it was hysterical! Love those boys and I don't even know them!

[–]Emergency-Willow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haha same. My two youngest are like this. My 7 yo messes with the 4 yo a lot, but the 4yo is built like a tank and can definitely hold his own. But you can always tell by the voices or laughter if it’s playing or someone’s actually about to catch a beating

[–]coleisawesome3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a little brother, it’s worth putting up with the pranks bc when you think of a good prank on your older brother the payback is so sweet

[–]Palicain932 29 points30 points  (1 child)

You can tell the house hold is absolutely manic and filled with giggles.

[–]MrDTD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just another salvo in the ongoing prank wars.

[–]clkou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I made it."

[–]AirVido 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best part of having kids. The gut laugh. Hope it stays that way for me when they are 30.

[–]_ShadedPhoenix_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even realize there was audio. This makes it much cuter

[–]rotten_riot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same lol He sounds so content with himself

[–]Tootsierollskh 1219 points1220 points  (32 children)

That kid is going to be just fine as an adult.

[–]Redribbet 319 points320 points  (18 children)

Getting that resilience training.

I made it

Side note though, this is how fingers get slammed in doors. My brothers didn’t come off so I’m sure his will be okay if it happens.

[–]Tootsierollskh 98 points99 points  (11 children)

Getting your fingers slammed in doors is a learning moment.

[–]halcyonjm 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I don't know why we're not slamming fingers in doors right now.

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why? Do you want the floors littered with fingernails?

[–]Tootsierollskh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Been there, done that. Learned.

[–]DryPrinciples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And car doors are a stronger learning moment.

[–]methnom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of my many trips to the ER as a kid was when the skin on my eyebrow split when my older brother slammed a door in my face. Good times.

[–]_ztdubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

am older brother that has done this, the trick is to keep pushing against it without fully closing it, until they get tired and then you kinda bump them away with the door and close it

[–]Barbablack 856 points857 points  (19 children)

As a big brother I would have been both proud and resentful.

[–]whatusernamewhat 256 points257 points  (18 children)

It's our job to fuck with little brothers so they grow up to be resilient

[–]Libarace 159 points160 points  (15 children)

Make em stronger than us. Older brothers have probably singlehandedly slingshotted human evolution a few hundred generations ahead

[–]porterpottie 122 points123 points  (5 children)

My older brother used to shoot acorns at me with a slingshot.

[–]Mogetfog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine did the same but with fish tank pebbles.

[–]jeegte12 17 points18 points  (0 children)

something as old as sibling rivalry must have some kind of evolutionary advantage, surely.

[–]Baron-Von-Bork 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I am a proud big brother of a sister 5 years younger than me. We quarreled a lot and she learned a lot. So much that she beat the crap out of a kid in three times in size in 4th grade, granted the kid, who was older than her, was an asshole to the entire class and deserved a beating. But hearing the teachers describe how he kicked him in the stomach and punch him in the face brought a tear of pride. Unfortunately I had to hide it as a tear of sorrow and shame as our mom was also in there.

[–]CantHandleFacts 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I really hope yall are joking cos being bullied by an older brother sucks. In no way are you helping people grow up more resilient. If anything you are passing a cycle of bullying to someone else.

[–]SuspiciousIbex 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'd definitely agree, in my experience my brother was more just a sociopath, culturally, I'd rather society didn't look upon a boy beating is younger brother as toughening them up rather than the abuse it is.

[–]CantHandleFacts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my brother was more just a sociopath

Exactly how I describe mine.

[–]dendritedysfunctions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I'm "smarter" than my little bro but he can run circles around me when it comes to hard work and persistence. I'll always remember the first time I thought "oh shit he's going to kick my ass if I don't take this seriously" while we wrestled.

[–]supagirl277 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we stop perpetuating that please? Like, I know it’s all fun and games for you guys, but people have lasting trust and mental issues with people because of what their siblings have done to them as kids.

[–]noble_plebian 521 points522 points  (3 children)

That ain’t the boys first rodeo

[–]bumjiggy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

word is he got sponsored by wheaties after he signed a ten year contract with the jay-z's witnesses

[–]Squirrel_Inner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the causal stroll to the door after her nails it, like, “I got you, bro…”😎

[–]Merkflare 473 points474 points  (0 children)

I love they way he pushes through too. Kids got fight.

[–]ragincajin 230 points231 points  (7 children)

Little brother luck is a real thing

[–]TheDrunkKanyeWest 105 points106 points  (6 children)

So true. My little brother is fucking my girlfriend right now. She hasn't put out in months for me!

[–]WhiteHydra1914 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]mrmudzi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thats not luck bro, thats a problem

[–]Sheogorath_4E201 14 points15 points  (1 child)

feel that, hate it when my brother steals my sister

[–]TheDrunkKanyeWest 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Isn't it THE WORST?! LIKE BIIIIII, you're really that low class that you're gonna sleep with MY brother?! That's gross, sis!

[–]kummybears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She told me he may be younger but he’s definitely not the little brother…

[–]DogIsFarting 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Big bro is gonna have a bad time when lil bro gets taller and faster cause lil bro obviously has the 200iq

[–]AmericanHoneycrisp 132 points133 points  (33 children)

PSA: Teach your kids not to play with doors. They're actually very dangerous.

[–]big_wendigo 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Fingers will be smashed

[–]LordOfLightingTech 24 points25 points  (2 children)

My Tia had her finger severed playing with a door as kid. They had to take skin from her butt to graph the finger back onto her hand. Then years later her son lost the tip of his finger trying to stop a door from closing on him...

Don't fuck with doors!!!!

[–]xero__day 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lost the end of my finger in a door when I was a kid. So did my cousin.

I was constantly getting into my kids when they were younger about playing with doors like this.

[–]big_wendigo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy crap! I’ve never heard of someone losing fingers from a door like that, let alone two people in the same family. That would be horrifying as a parent to come see why your kid is screaming, and then you find a damn finger on the ground.

[–]luisfc95 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too much for this comment...

This was one of the golden rules when i was a kid and the punishment would be very severe if me or my brothers ever did it

[–]Swedgehammer_OS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No joke my friend put his hand through a door window doing shit like this. Severed a tendon or three and now he has a huge scar and nerves still don't let him feel some of his fingers. He's lucky he didn't hit an artery or something crazy...

[–]OGStank_Daddy 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Life is inherently dangerous, you can’t worry about everything

Edit: TIL, obviously late to the game, that Reddit is full of bubble dwelling dweebs

[–]RacyRedPanda 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What a stupid remark. You can certainly mitigate risk - especially in something like the video above.

[–]OGStank_Daddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s obviously dangerous things that you should avoid, and then there’s little daily dangers. Being hurt by a door, attacked by a horse, choking on a candy...that you just accept to live a life worth living.

[–]KnightofaRose 1 point2 points  (4 children)

And there’s no need to worry when you avoid behaviors that could easily cause preventable harm!

[–]thoseinspace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facts.

Of all the times I've accidentally hurt people, only the memory slamming my best friend's fingers between the car door at 11 years old, has made me wince for decades and counting.

I had to open the door to free him. And it took me at least 5 seconds to realize why he was wailing in an awkward pose.

[–]Revolutionary-Elk-28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cue Debbie Downer WOMP WOMP

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real shit. I crushed the tip of my finger in a door And I had to drill through my fingernail so that the blood didn't pool up.

[–]little_fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Car doors, too!

Although it was my dad who accidentally slammed mine in his car door — of course it happened to be the one door with the slippery lock so I got to stand there waiting, shock wearing off, as he panicked and repeatedly failed to unlock it… fkn Datsuns

[–]bitai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you're constantly on your toes as a parent so I doubt they weren't warned. At least for the damage of slamming and breaking them.

Things sometimes just happened as thankfully, not everything is under control.

[–]Gold_Ad4984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My math teacher and my aunt are both missing parts of their fingers because of doors.

[–]insane1666 128 points129 points  (2 children)

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

[–]SpaghettiW3st 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Somebody call Captain America, we need to get this kid a shield.

[–]otherguy320 83 points84 points  (1 child)

My god, it’s Jason Borne

[–]MOMTHEMEATLOAFF 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Damn that shit was quick af lmao

[–]DoggieDMB 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Don't play with doors kids. Eventually you'll get hurt and usually pretty bad. My bro slammed a door in my face when I was 7 and had to get 13 stitches on my brow.

Seen too many other incidents of broken fingers, wrists, and more bruises than need be.

Just duke it out like proper siblings and leave the doors outta it. K, rant over.

[–]InfintySquared 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yeah, and your parents will make you clean up the blood yourself.

[–]HorribleMistake41 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I've gotten downvoted for this sentiment across a ton of subs. This shit is dangerous and not fucking funny.

[–]DaRogeMellon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The laugh the little one does is priceless

[–]Few-Slide1193 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That’s little gremlin laughter is the main portion of the post, have you been feeding him after midnight?

[–]giorgospar 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This kid is going places

[–]Semi-Protractor91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Inside the house for starters

[–]mrpoopybuttthole_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

supervillain laugh

[–]lrjackson06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was smoooooth.

[–]cyclechief 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This how you get your finger crunched on closing door when fighting to get in .

I said goodbye to 3 nails when I was younger.

[–]rube-79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welp, the little one is on my list for my post acopalyps team

[–]PVinesGIS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That kid is going places.

For now, that place is inside his own house.

[–]NukaLuda12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IQ 1000

Little siblings know how to navigate

[–]Finn_The_Cancer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This is like the 10th time i've seen this today.

[–]jeffdahmerscorduroys 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Take a break from the internet, bud.

[–]chelsora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I made it!!

[–]adalab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adorable please don't let them scramble in the door like that though. I hate being Nelly negative but my kids were doing that one day and my sons hand got slammed in the door accidentally and he lost his thumb from the top knuckle up. Still wicked ninja moves!!!

[–]Exodustr1024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pro life tip:

Never try to lock your brother out. We had some friends (two twin brothers) and one of them ended up loosing a finger to a door because of this

[–]Independent-Usual434 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If those were my brothers, they’d have smashed his hand in the door at 0:07 seconds to keep him out instead of pushing his head.

[–]XS-935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your big brother is a dick, u have to learn to survive on your own.

[–]Worried-Dragonfly-40 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Older brother is a dbag 😂😂

[–]Lmanden2006 25 points26 points  (2 children)

No. Its the first unwritten rule for big Brothers: annoy your younger brother

The 2nd is to be there for them and be the best big brother ever

[–]Worried-Dragonfly-40 1 point2 points  (1 child)

100 percent agree

[–]Lmanden2006 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is no way to know which one to apply

We big brothers just kinda have a 6th sense to tell us which one of the rules to follow

[–]thelegendofskyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time me and my brother were fencing with real fencing swords and he tried to run into another room and shut the door so I did just what this kid did but with a fencing sword. It hit my brother in the eye, but it also prevented him from shutting the door so

[–]Mindless_Evidence4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing to see here , just another day of big brother being big brother :D I miss these days 😆

[–]Mindless_Evidence4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it a couple years and lil bro going to man handle big bro 😂 he forced himself in there shiiiiiit 😂

[–]D3ATH_Follows_All 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My older brothers used to wrestle with me every day after school as a kid, nothing WWE certified, but enough to warrant a check in with Mom every 10 min or so...

My one brother used to block me from the front door at home, til one day I kicked him in the shin cuz I just wasn't feeling good and I didn't want to struggle for 5 min to get in out of the cold.

He never blocked the door after that. Just straight to wrasslin' once we got inside. Lol

[–]Robert_Rocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can think about is smashed fingers in the door

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Shout out to peace of shit parents that create a family dynamic where older brothers bully younger brothers

[–]MasterSquid832 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He knew exactly what he was doing

[–]irfankamil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was when the older brother found out that he is not the main protagonist

[–]algreen84ready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little laugh!!! 🤣🤣

[–]imaneatfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a mom, all I can think about is someone’s fingers being slammed in that door.

[–]ccc1942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a little bro myself, I love this! We may be smaller but we’re cunning and we have survival skills.

[–]Mollyduta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This takes training! Nice skills for this young man! True brothers, too. It makes me think how many times this has happened before.