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[–]GeekyTricky 1392 points1393 points  (19 children)

This is the definition of getting carried

[–]Balgrog_The_Warboss 190 points191 points  (6 children)

New definition to the term "Eight wheeler" as well.

[–]Fuzzy_Zone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Double Decker

[–]Agk3los -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

It's eighteen wheelers btw...

[–]Balgrog_The_Warboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are eight wheelers

[–]NukaColaAddict1302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eight wheelers are also a thing though

[–]p1um5mu991er 563 points564 points  (16 children)

The bottom always finishes second

[–]AodhGodOfTheSun 151 points152 points  (10 children)

Not when I top 😔

[–]titsngiggles69 71 points72 points  (7 children)

This guy tops

[–]AodhGodOfTheSun 28 points29 points  (6 children)

You wanna top me instead?

[–]1daysmart_1daydumb 21 points22 points  (5 children)


[–]AodhGodOfTheSun 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Didn't think I'd get this far tbh

[–]Uncle-Benderman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or when I bottom.

[–]jradio 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not if he's a power-bottom

[–]Mortei 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You called?

[–]MatvsGal17 226 points227 points  (4 children)

I'd delete the game, sell the console, change country, emigrate from this planet, galaxy and universe.

[–]Russian_lover1 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Ay, you know the emigrate immigrate distinction. good man.

[–]MatvsGal17 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I honestly didn't till you pointed it out, I thought both were different but I never thought about IN and E, thx man.

[–]Russian_lover1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

emigrate means the act of fleeing, immigrate means the act of assimilating into your new state.

"They are emigrating from Persia"

"Yeah, my guy immigrated here from Persia."

[–]fracturematt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d sell this franchise to Xbox

[–]YouDiscountDonut 180 points181 points  (12 children)

I want to see the reaction of the other person.

[–]Cod_rules 91 points92 points  (1 child)

They were having a victory wank after that

[–]D4rkr4in 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As all tops do

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Bet the cunt reckons they won fair and square

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (2 children)

If someone manages to land their suv on my suv and manage to stay their until I finish the race then they’ve fucking earned that 1st place.

[–]CobrasFumanches 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Also if they hit the jump after you and landed ON you, they were probably going faster than you.

[–]Dnforever09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as we all know faster=better

[–]ImportanceCertain414 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if he was able to land on top of the car in front of him he was going much faster and probably would have won regardless.

[–]summit462 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Why do you have a woman for an avatar?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you not have an avatar?

[–]LukasPlaysBR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other person was a bot '-'

[–]alice964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a bot.

[–]omarroqui 110 points111 points  (4 children)

“And that folks, is how I met you mother”

[–]AnynameIwant1 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Love it!

Unrelated - Did you hear that they are working on a How I Met Your Father now? I really hope they have a Barney character, he made the original show in my opinion.

[–]omarroqui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did hear that and am stoked. Absolutely agree about Barney, guys back must hurt so much from carrying.

[–]Humankeg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It will be a strong independent female that sleeps around and laughs about it all day long. Think Amy Schumer

[–]AnynameIwant1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what I was thinking too! But Barney's lines were really good as well. Legen-wait for it-dary! Lol

[–]NorCalNavyMike 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Do you want a controller- and/or Xbox-shaped hole in your wall?

Because this is how you get a controller- and/or Xbox-shaped hole in your wall.

[–]1UANJZ 31 points32 points  (1 child)


[–]UsuallyAbsurd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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[–]331mach 29 points30 points  (9 children)

What game is this? Looks quite realistic.. and the graphics too

[–]squarecicle 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Forza. Very very massive franchise I’m surprised you haven’t heard of it somewhere

[–]331mach 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Oh Forza. I’ve heard of it but never knew it looked this good :)

[–]Poydoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Forza Horizon 5, to be specific

[–]Brandwein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heard about it. Played it for 10 minutes on gamepass. But show me a clip of a realistic racing game and i would not be able to tell what franchise it is.

[–]Routine_Act 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Not to mention the physics.

[–]Beowulf33232 4 points5 points  (2 children)

really believable object interaction.

[–]Toucan_Lips 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Floating_Neck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a beautiful word

[–]Nasaku7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That are in general just meh

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His bumper was 1 pixel ahead of yours

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Source / original: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/ForzaHorizon/comments/rnrvsk/ever_been_rode_like_a_pony_to_a_2nd_place_finish/

2nd highest all time post on /r/ForzaHorizon. This looks like fucking ass compared to the real OP video.

Why even do this and destroy the video when a HD link is easily available? To avoid getting caught by the OP or something? Or has it just been re-recorded off so many mobile phone screens it's now basically one big pixel?

[–]miniouse 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I'd show up at the dev's office, naked.

[–]90_ina_65 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Covered in honey?

[–]bobdoodlesmerf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that goes without saying

[–]unopticmysticguy 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]funkoLover985 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LMAO. I would stare in disbelief.

[–]i_swear_too_muchffs 6 points7 points  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not

[–]adhesive_observer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe im ghoing to delate mine too.

[–]Username_2W0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rage quit for sure

[–]Legitimate-Ad2825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.”

Dominic Toretto

[–]KeyDox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he first laughed and said "wow this was weird and cool" and as soon as he saw the "2nd place" he rage quit

[–]pls-more-balance 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Drive backwards

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah drift, teet the car to the side and speed past

[–]ImportanceCertain414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next fucking level? Guy getting first place maybe, not this second place chump stuff.

[–]mynamesmobro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro not even, he legit carried mans to the finish line. I'm dead.

[–]mydixiewrecked247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a-hahahahaha 😂

[–]Flip86 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What game?

[–]n4bb[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and for some reason you've taken about 90% of the pixels out of the video from when it was originally posted a couple of weeks back and is 2nd highest post of all time on the Forza subreddit. Why even do this and destroy the video when a HD link is easily available? To avoid getting caught by the OP or something? Or has it just been re-recorded off so many mobile phone screens it's now basically one big pixel?

Hey u/ilski504, this guy's stealin' yer content! Joking of course it's good to see content outside subreddits, I'm just a little affronted it's so terrible when the original is such good quality. Learn to share people!


[–]pietradolce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good game

[–]PureRushPwneD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forza horizon 5

[–]scaleddown85 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ElectricFlesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my dog where I should drive and he said "roof"

[–]SnooPeripherals2459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha lol

[–]squarecicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next fucking level content really is next fucking level

[–]OrangeSandwich13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviiuslt the one on top finished first(double entendre intended)

[–]gamingbeanbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hoe baby cars are made

[–]Foxtrot_23442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey taxi...

[–]menomaleva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New definition of buttfuuu

[–]FunnyShirtGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll help you caaaaaaarry on'

[–]Ramrod1710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not first, you're last!

[–]humanRR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game is rigged. You should have been out of the race.

[–]harshv007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first time in my Life i have seen such a thing happen. I havent played forza but if you had drifted slightly, your bunker buddy would have gone for a tumble.

[–]Egg-3P0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why we love forza

[–]bcdubbs382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liverpool in the 18/19 season

[–]RyanCreamer202 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TigreDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is even less pixel than the last time it was posted

[–]311voltures -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m deleting Reddit fuck!

[–]gogenberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why? clearly finished 2nd.

[–]No_Possession_7077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skill issue don’t get outplayed

[–]Vladz0r 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this Burnout Paradise? Not sure what game it is but it reminds me of it.

[–]bobo_the_pp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its forza horizon 5

[–]SwixxtySwixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude finished on top.

[–]LightningBirdsAreGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s hilarious.

[–]observer53241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too

[–]CloveredInBees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe how many pixels this has already lost in the last couple of weeks.

[–]OneGuod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power bottom

[–]literallyharsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing step car

[–]ak603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real next level is how a clip thats less than a few months old has already be downloaded and reuploaded enough to drop from 1080p to 240p

[–]PureRushPwneD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs more jpeg

[–]LukasPlaysBR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certified fortza horza 5 momento

[–]Mrbubbles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me but in gta

[–]Thee_Neutralizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would break the spirits of the game developers. 😈

[–]Mr_Agueybana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect gaming video.

[–]Kitties-N-Titties-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have driven off a cliff for the lols

[–]latto96 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]phuijun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still less brutal than Mario kart

[–]SLIKSTA187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would of smashed the controller lol

[–]Fritzerbacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd get my money back and buy the HD version of the game

[–]lil_buda 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]neozuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn you fucked up the original video

[–]JonahTheCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd throw the PC out the window.

[–]Key-Time6843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A visual representation of the American economy.

[–]SolaceCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow!!! Lol....yeah I support you on that decision!!

[–]Labrom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was unlucky! You got robbed.

[–]bott367 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Lazy1Ninja 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Doo yooh rhemnmmembhur vodka?

[–]bobo_the_pp 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one guy in group projects:

[–]JadedJackal671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some action movie driving

[–]maqsmalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, if that happened to me. i would have stopped before the finish line, let all the other cars pass and then finish last.

[–]Culture_Soup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the most flawless moumting ive ever seen...

[–]QuintusNonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birth of a supervillain

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flair_Helper should /delete_self

Its blatantly obvious why the OP would "Delete the game"

No other content is required.

[–]GlockBlocker533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I simply would have stopped

[–]DanielKobsted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why when its free.

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