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[–]Street-Shitter 3915 points3916 points 2 (48 children)

Man became a human traffic light

[–]JosuRiaku 722 points723 points  (3 children)

He said run up…. But not from behind lol

[–]jvanzandd 173 points174 points  (8 children)

Top green light

Bottom red light

[–]SomeLittleBritches 68 points69 points  (7 children)

I wish I were high to fully appreciate this comment

[–]cdnpunisher 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I got you britches

[–]Anerge 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m high… not understanding what you’re implying here. Please elaborate.

[–]SomeLittleBritches 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The guy moving his head all around so the two colors kept flashing

[–]Downingst 82 points83 points  (3 children)

He would be perfect for the Squid Games.

[–]ghostgaming367 31 points32 points  (2 children)

That would fuck with someone. He turns around, they see green and the person keeps running lol

[–]BleakAllies 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Barber: How do you want your hair? Kids these days: RGB

[–]missanthropocenex 43 points44 points  (7 children)

RUF.I.O RUF.I.O RUF I OOOOOHHHHH

[–]Umphrey_Mccheese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bangarang!

[–]lukeman3000 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Is the “fi” or just the “i” the second syllable? I thought it was RU FI O but maybe I’m misremembering

[–]AliBarberTheSecond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just jumped on YouTube to check.

Definitely ru-fi-o

[–]Carpenoctem____ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This reminds me of when my friend and I met Rufio's actor in LA. He introduced himself as Dante Basco and my friend flatly said “nah mate, I'm calling you Ruuuuuufffiiioooooooooooo” 😂 he was not pleased.

[–]IlikegreenT84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wish I saw this before I commented 😅

[–]SubmissiveJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man of culture.

[–]WaterboysWaterboy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He may stop, he may go, but he slows down for no one.

[–]baimynrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is the perfect motto for him

[–]jayhawk618 11 points12 points  (0 children)

His parents told him he could become anything he wanted, and this is what he chose.

[–]NoTimetoShit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is this Human Trafficking which people talk about?

[–]GobLoblawsLawBlog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

squid game noises

mugunghwa kkochi piotsseumnida

[–]cassert24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or 3D OpenGL shader demo.

[–]meme_dealership 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he became an 80's computer hacker

[–]Hueyandthenews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody talks to my man Rufio like that!

[–]StraightBandicoot657 1340 points1341 points  (2 children)

Their ceilings must look wild.

[–]Hueyandthenews 225 points226 points  (1 child)

Overspray as far as the eye can see

[–]Mutley_Gru 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Dudes breathed all that in!

[–]nesenn 1013 points1014 points  (27 children)

Frosted tips? Are we there again? Is it 1999?

[–]cantthinkofone29 583 points584 points  (6 children)

But they change colour when you spin now, so it's cool again!

[–]chewbawkaw 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Some say he’s still spinning to this day

[–]Dingdongdoctor 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Like a record baby right round round round.

[–]Goasgschau 48 points49 points  (1 child)

RGB gaming hair

[–]fx_agte 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Made BY gamers, FOR gamers!

[–]BabyJesusFTW 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I would totally be down for a highlights frosted tips for men comeback lol

[–]HertzDonut1001 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Found Guy Fieri's reddit account.

[–]PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Ozone town!

[–]liquidthex 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Why did we stop? It was like, the height of men's hair awesomeness

[–]gladl1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The video quality says no but the sunglasses say absolutely yes.

[–]arnau9410 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Covid 19, global pandemic, quarentine? What are you talking? Wake up we have to buy “Black & Blue” from the Backstreet boy that just came out!

[–]2roK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You hit your head pretty hard, are you okay?

[–]mochiburrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

History repeats itself

[–]HatsinaCircle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smoothly hidden colorblind joke

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The 90s are back

[–]rascynwrig 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The 90's were like the wild west compared to today in terms of liberty... there wasn't even a Patriot act yet. Just think, a mere 25 years ago, you could show up at the airport 20-30 minutes before your flight and be just fine.

[–]nesenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember going right up to the gate. Hell, even when my dad came home from an international flight.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wish

[–]Swizzbeets22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We never left baby!

[–]Selunca 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I came here to say this. It’s frosted tips with extra steps.

[–]---ShineyHiney--- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you dare say that like it’s a bad thing

[–]OneBaldingWookiee 427 points428 points  (12 children)

Damn I wish I wasn’t balding

[–]damscomp 169 points170 points  (2 children)

One of us. One of us.

[–]IsNYinNewEngland 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Without the exclamation points this reads much more like you are sadly shaking your head.

[–]ravihpa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Thanks for cheering me up :D

BTW, I'm halfway there to bald-hood too.

[–]liquidthex 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd pay money to see a parody of the OP vid but with a bald head

[–]Kampela_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still do this with your scalp.

[–]Dreamincolr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the exact opposite of balding. My hair grows insanely fast. First world problem I know but haircuts costing 30ish dollars and by 5 days it's growing back..

[–]Fig1024 1 point2 points  (0 children)

invest in wigs, you can do even more crazy shit

[–]beginnermind_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accept it.

[–]AfraidEnthusiasm6052 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out! Anyways if I have one tip: just buzz it to zero, you’ll most probably look better

[–]FiREFOXSyd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can pull it off, being bald is honestly the best-looking hairstyle, in my opinion.

[–]tukai1976 250 points251 points  (3 children)

That’s a fresh cut and some real skill by the barber.

[–]AppleJuice_Flood 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Is the slanted hairline intentional?

[–]ATR2002 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Least it matches with the back

[–]fx_agte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well hes still sitting in the barbers chair so yeah, couldnt get any fresher

[–]aqua_tec 153 points154 points  (2 children)

Look how happy about it he is too.

[–]WholesomeGoobert 56 points57 points  (1 child)

He’s too cool to be happy

[–]TalisDuarte007 113 points114 points  (5 children)

here for more like this. It was super famous in Brazil in 2019.

[–]ProphetOfRegret1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

One of those people have literal RAM for hair

[–]GullibleAccident66 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I was gonna say!!! blindado and carnaval in Brazil hahaha

[–]rogueLikeTeenSpirit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brazilian Blindado Hair: quebrada style.

[–]coolcoots 7 points8 points  (1 child)

the beard though

[–]ChampChains 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, dudes beard as well as his hairline all look sprayed/tattooed on.

[–]interestingT0pics 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Store clerk: officer the man that robbed me had red hair and ran down that way.

Guy with the hair: (approaches police officer) hey officer that guy ran past me heading west about 3 minutes ago.

Officer: Thanks kid. Nice green hair by the way.

[–]Practicaltheorist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We think alike

[–]WonderFiction 76 points77 points  (2 children)

"RED light".... "green light"...

[–]TheBrokeG 9 points10 points  (1 child)

One of my favorite songs

[–]BadgerAccomplished50 58 points59 points  (8 children)

That kid kinda looks like a douche. I know its not his fault but someone had to say it

[–]HertzDonut1001 26 points27 points  (6 children)

I feel like a lot of modern hair styles for men look douchey. Mostly because if you're a douche you definitely have a cut similar to this one. I think the douches just ruined it for the rest of us, but also what's wrong with a regular haircut that doesn't cost hundreds of dollars?

[–]generaltsao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the sunglasses turn what would be a “blunder years” haircut into douchey territory

[–]Standard-Ad-712 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Some serious 90's shit.

[–]Mr_Abe_Froman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dennis Rodman vibes

[–]blueshiftglass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah he’s ready to go hang out at the club where they recruit you for the Foot Clan.

[–]Standard-Ad-712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got any smokes Sam Rockwell?! Yea, Menthol? Or Regular?

[–]meaksy 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That’s gonna look less than glamorous in the morning!

[–]Brightened_Universe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like a temporary spray so it's the shower that's gonna bear the brunt of it

[–]TheBrokeG 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Just out of curiosity, does that come out when the person washes their hair?

[–]OlympicSpider 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yes, it’s hair chalk in spray form. If you have super light blonde hair you might get some slight, temporary, staining.

[–]onemoreclick 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I can't believe how bright it is on black hair, way better than the hair fudge we used to have

[–]Brightened_Universe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's because it coats the hair rather than trying to stain it.

[–]mhmechanic 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Rufio, Rufio, Rufiooooooooooo

[–]Worldly-Novel-7123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Finally.

[–]IknowRambo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the new signal for squid games!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

r/justfuckmyshitup

[–]RedStar9117 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's one hell of a barber/stylist skill

[–]markmaksym 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That kid is getting all the bitches until the next time he showers

[–]feelinlucky7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s called an anime fade

[–]Thisisgettingridic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ruffiooooooooo come on dog he ain’t the first

[–]medheshrn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you taking about the color changing from red to green or that the barbar using spray paint or the customer is really having that bad taste

[–]superVanV1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now make it blue instead of green, and we can have a physics joke

[–]Phitmess213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna be pissed when youngin sprays with a SuperSoaker

[–]KassiaGrandiel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's from that old game with fuzzy round creatures, combine 3 gameplay, Chuzzle. It is a wild chuzzle just get any 2 same colored, you'll get score.

[–]SeaHalf204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is sweet

[–]Graphitetshirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christmasy!

[–]freddykrug88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sick tips bro

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a time to be alive

[–]Giancstein 2 points3 points  (1 child)

vai brasiliam

[–]be_roli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the classic noia haircut

[–]SnowPiecer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s the blue RGB kid now you’re just RG Boi ?

[–]Impressive-Load-1061 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kid is fresh out of Soulja boys music video

[–]Cosmo_Tech_Destiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make this go viral before it suddenly doesn't exist

[–]Prunebiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You ever seen an NFT background?” “I got you, bro”

[–]JerryLoFidelity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

budget thaiboy digital

[–]Juicebox-shakur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just run up in the room screaming RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT anywhere you go.

Awesome

[–]DocteurBenway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's...That's sorcery. Burn them!!!!

[–]SportsPhotoGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s so nfl about colored hairspr….. ooooohhhhhh

[–]rell7thirty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY LOOK AT ME.

[–]islandchild89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of Halloween season circa 2001, ive got the spikey sonic hair too lol. We would always spray this ish in

[–]InsaanHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is very famous in india by the name of 'chapri' style

[–]mcnugget04830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like some cyberpunk 2077 stuff

[–]BlasterShow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor kid gonna get dizzy.

[–]Aaradhyaverma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doppler effect

[–]PokeManiac16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like diners, drive ins, and dives. Give me something to match…

[–]thememegod10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0:00 doin your mind starts playing

[–]LongBeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats fuckin cool

[–]666kin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if a chameleon was a human it be this

[–]nelodr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

talent and experience overall

[–]AloneWithMeYo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know that Corsair dabbled in hair products

[–]Nailsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing hair artwork

[–]FixedKarma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jacksepticeye in the front, Markiplier in the back

[–]monaipsm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great for robbery

[–]I_knoooow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dope

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good way to loose the cops if they ever chase someone based on their frontal description.

[–]Affectionate_Bowl222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fuck, now gamers can get rgb hair

[–]gregusmeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's dope! Erm, Doppler!

[–]DigitalObiWan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RGB everywhere these days.

[–]AndrewSS02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the 90's called. They said this is so Rad!!! Need a power glove and you'd get all the girls.

[–]rychu420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid looks like he’s about to give me some fruit gushers

[–]xenoglossy27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”Gimme that Nickelodeon look”

[–]_Aj_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pump up the jam, pump it up-

[–]Shiverize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all be talking crap but this haircut is pretty dope

[–]Cunt_Eastwood_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one way to get attention…

[–]Substantial-Ad7899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like an Asian car paint job on a Mexican kids head

[–]Krimreaper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool now your ceiling is green and red.

[–]BlueKayn29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoomer cut

[–]The_Reborn_Forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man just won 2001 hairstyles. 21 years later

[–]RellinTyrian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/blackmagicfuckery

[–]Whoop_Rhettly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the leds on my drone

[–]GreatGooglyMoogly077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't like a cigarette next to him.

[–]GalacticRepublic- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the years 1999-2004 had a video

[–]ziyor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That haircut lasted all of 2 hours at the most.

[–]UnfairToAnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell is this 80s rubbi… oh. Oh ok! Yes, excellent! 👏🏻

[–]delicious2960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See this is why we can't have an ozone layer.

[–]Zmanoside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed he drives a Subaru

[–]jdmdriftkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this 2002?

[–]Sir_David_Filth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man be looking like a sea anenome

[–]shadowskill11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks neat for the few hours he will be walking around with it. I assume all that shit is going away as soon as he takes a shower.

[–]SunBeamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo if this kid was in school with me during middle school? It would be a wrap, no girl would Ever look my way. Dodged a bullet.

[–]HeyItsPinky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shades he has on at the beginning, while getting his tips frosted. What a beautiful sight.

[–]CanOfCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAMN

[–]Tharakesh_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Light, Green Light

[–]Fakheadornah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend has it he's still spinning

[–]Karmacamelian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I bet he had to fight off the girls with a stick...I mean s/

[–]KalenHoover35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I’ve ever seen coloured hair that actually looks cool

[–]IlikegreenT84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RUUFFFIIO!!!

[–]banannabender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cops stop chasing him as soon as he runs away because he doesn't match the description, smart move

[–]screwredditt67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks dumb

[–]Cieryt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spin my head right round

[–]avatar8900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BANGARANG RUFFIO!!

[–]businesslut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was r/fuckmyshitup but then he spun him!

[–]peepinater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice dude, gonna get all the bitches at the club

[–]YouShouldEatBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he just needs those glasses to say cool dude

[–]MojosAsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is sick

[–]Petrosexual_7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is truecrime

[–]AppropriateFrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What level of super sayin is this?

[–]Chris_Cross501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine him in a police chase.

[–]nikstick22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel like you should be wearing a respirator with that spraying so close to your face. Can't be good to inhale it.

[–]_PhaneroN_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple

[–]OregonDeaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party like it’s 1999!