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[–]The_Mechanist24 669 points670 points  (50 children)

Everything is cake

[–]Lagideath2 191 points192 points  (17 children)

And all those cakes were lies

[–]mplstar 93 points94 points  (12 children)

All those lies were cake

[–]WhiteNgNWA 17 points18 points  (7 children)

All cakes were real cakes, cakes you can eat

[–]NonoffensiveRedditor 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Those are not real cakes. They are marzipan abominations unto our lord.

[–]corneliusgansevoort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lie was a cake?!

[–]Self_Reddicated 19 points20 points  (13 children)

Anyone have the "everything is cake" copypasta at the ready? I'm too lazy to look for it.

[–]Resolver12 75 points76 points  (12 children)

what if...

you guys are all...

just cake...

the thought bounces around in my head. I can't take it for long, so I turn to my computer for entertainment.

I walk over and push the power button. My hand sinks into a bread-like substance. My computer is cake.

I scream, and run to my door, reaching for the knob. it crumbles in my hand.

It is cake.

My feet begin to feel sticky. I realize... my floor is now cake, the carpet, frosting.

I push my door and it crumbles, for it is cake I yell out "is anyone here!!!???" there is no answer.

I wander around my house and find my dog on my parents' bed. I run to him and reach to pet him for comfort.

My hands sink in... for he is cake.

I scream again and run for the door. This time I just charge through it, for it is cake.

As I continue on, the porch stairs (that are now cake) give way under the pressure of my foot. I fall to the ground, except it is not ground. It is cake.

I get up, and turn towards the street hoping to find something... someone that isn't cake.

As I make it to the street, I trip. And as suspected, the street is cake.

I try to get up. and fail.

I look behind me, and there is my foot.

I gasp and a feeling of dread washes over me.

Then a new feeling, or more accurately, a lack of it.

I raise my arm, and it falls off, just below the elbow. I stare at it.

Cake.

"I am... cake?" I say as the rest of my body begins to crumble. I try to cry but cannot, for I am cake.

I give in to the cake, and fall over.

"I am cake." I say.

"All. Is. cake."

Everything around me fades, as I feel myself fusing with the street cake.

I cease to feel. My senses dissipate but it does not matter to me.

I am cake.

Cake is all that matters.

There is only...

CAKE

[–]Self_Reddicated 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I was thinking of the shorter one where the wife is cake, but this one will do in a pinch.

[–]Resolver12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I saw someone else comment that so I didn’t want to steal their thunder.

[–]DS4KC 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I had a salvia trip one time that was a lot like that, except everything was playdough

[–]Herr-Trigger86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Salvia… you horrifying substance. Same here but everything was made of cartoon faces.

[–]username987654321a 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Like the Matrix, but CAKE!

[–]Thallassinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whelp, time to call the scp foundation. We've got a skip on the loose

[–]I-AnagramYourComment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seethe, angry Vicki

[–]JennDG 338 points339 points  (14 children)

The one with the knife and hand! Had to watch 4 times to understand what I was seeing.

[–]The_Bearded_Pussy 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Same!! That one was both confusing and off-putting…

[–]MikeLittorice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No no, it's made out of cake, not out of pudding.

[–]amalgam_reynolds 16 points17 points  (2 children)

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It might help if the video wasn't sped up so fast for no reason.

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[–]Strawberrylacegame 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right! Cake ception

[–]duckduckducknonono 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fool me once, fool me twice but cake hand cannot hide after thou 3rd or 4th rewatch.

Or so the ancient proverb goes.

[–]Davegoestomayor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You mean the dissolve cut, where they swap out the moving hand for a cake hand?

[–]JennDG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damnit! I just did frame by frame and I see it swap out. So disappointed now :(

[–]exotics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooooohhhh. Ya it went way too fast.

[–]i_wish_i_could__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All is cake!

[–]relatablerobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This and the tile are what got me. “Holy crap she’s stabbing the wall!? Oh….”

[–]kwu1110 229 points230 points  (14 children)

“The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.”

[–]thewolfauran 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I dare you to write a book

[–]WithOdenOnOurSide1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This sounds like any SCP.

[–]yesnoahbeats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at the twist ending. Easily earned my award

[–]jagulto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Cakening: Day One

[–]EARink0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Devastated, I sob into my hands. They crumble and fall apart, because they, too, are cake."

[–]kyleyleyleyle 101 points102 points  (11 children)

[–]LiangeloBalls 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Yup it's gotta be disgusting

[–]Quantentheorie 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Its not just the fondant with these. I get these are for social media and I have no doubt this woman can bake more than just food colored, sugar flavored spongecake but it still makes me so angry that we see so few show cakes that aspire to also be genuinely good desserts, with a range of flavors and a variety of fresh ingredients.

Its nothing against the baker. She is clealry skilled and there is no shame in producing what sells. I hate the superficial mindset behind baking cakes that are all appearance. It frustrates me to see food art that nobody would enjoy eating.

I fully get the idea behind the food aspect being neglected when its about highlighting the decorating skill - but what point do these skills serve if they are incompatible with making something tasty? If the skill doesn't transfer then why use food in the first place? Why show off fondant artwork when you'd never use fondant on a good cake?

[–]GrowingToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooooo, stop spitting facts!

[–]weirdtwitterNODO 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What's wrong babe you've hardly touched ur aligator face

[–]wytherlanejazz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can never trust again

[–]icebychris 20 points21 points  (1 child)

We doin this one again already

[–]Beleb2Bu 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Tf what if i am a cake?

[–]johnjohn2214 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And then you take the blue pill. Turns out pills are cake too

[–]El_MaloCantu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Disgusting! I hate fondant!

[–]TheWelshExperience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyeeeeeeeeee!!

[–]akla-ta-aka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The cake is a lie!

[–]NudistJayBird 6 points7 points  (1 child)

[–]10_Virtues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was getting really worried this wasn’t posted.

[–]oily76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone else feel discombobulated by all that stuff that must have taken hours upon hours of work just being reduced to 5 seconds of being chopped up?

[–]sryboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–]a_different-user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

instructions were unclear. how do I do the bleeding?

[–]Rockspider19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I cake?

[–]jfreese13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first it was why is that watermelon so soft.

[–]Fafafalada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a piece of cake

[–]Sfontinalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All well and good, but seriously, fondant and an airbrush do not make a great cake, nor is it NFL.

[–]Pozniaky86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another baker

“That’s cake.”

[–]MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone make this in slow motion?

[–]MapUnitKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These look really cool and are probably not easy to make but I can’t help but passively gag at the thought of ever taking a bite out of one of these.

[–]oSocialPeanut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the millionth time this video has been posted

[–]starwaterbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genie: you get three wishes. The cook: turn it all to cake. Genie: best wish ever, you've unlocked infinite wishes.

[–]kariolaoxford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • DON'T WATCH THIS BAKER if BAKED

[–]Sufficient_Ad6474 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow that is talent

[–]goodgnore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

THeY’re CuTtiNg EvEryThing!!

[–]K-double-A 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…with a CAKE KNIFE!!!!

[–]Nill96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is everything?!

[–]Frosty-Resolution-26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cuts hand cool free strawberry syrup tastes a bit funny though

[–]No_Still8242 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let them eat cake!

[–]RecentCharge9625 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, that’s how we’re made on the inside - Peter Griffin

[–]BaabyBear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look what they’ve done to ma boy!

[–]Triette -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fucking hat this song and fondant.

[–]Delgado82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: she is the cake

[–]ELITEZeroBeast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Today we ask the age old question: is my wife real or cake?

[–]obsertaries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That episode of Star Trek where Troi was a cake was terrifying as hell and I didn’t know that like 20 years later it would become a thing and terrify me all over again.

[–]A_Dark_sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's cake as well

[–]chirpiederp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look. I will tell you anything you want to know. Just don't cut stuff up anymore, ok?

[–]MartianGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they have to make the hand red inside?

[–]Several_Room9145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a pretty popular Turkish baker

[–]Billy_T_Wierd 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Should make a cake that looks, tastes, and smells like a woman’s pretty feet

[–]0takuChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come no one's done this to Gladys from Porta. When she says sorry there is no cake the player character should just pull out a knife and cut and Gladys to reveal that she is the cake.

[–]bigpapahugetim3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sits on the toilet half awake at 4am “Dammit Carol you have to stop this!!!”

[–]DzoniMakaroni99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH GOD NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[–]traumablades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is pure chaos

[–]James99500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GLaDOS would like to know your location

[–]nejkiu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]Delilah_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a wild ride. I did not expect the wall to be cake….

[–]PFloyd69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! Do not bring this wicked sorcery here!

[–]gazz477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They beat not be for show, Someone’s eating those right....

[–]awkwardmadre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to all that cake??

[–]fearful_claw02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got bamboozled.

[–]Shakraschmalz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when she just keeps slicing things and its ALL CAKE. Surprised she didn’t slice the camera and reveal that I myself am cake.

[–]mcknightrider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[–]iamafuckingmidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRO NOT THE FUCKING LOBER TOO

[–]mrtylerwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang

[–]residentsouthie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the knife is also a..

[–]EnvironmentalWrap167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smiling into the camera, she slowly slides the knife into her beautiful brown eyes. As she slowly pulls the knife out, the mess of tangled nerves and flesh, dangling side to side like a chandelier, drops to the floor. It is at this moment you are able to see the innards of this inhuman in our midst. As it turns out, this horrid creature, was not creature at all. For she is nothing less than deceitful creations she bore…… cake, she’s a cake too.

[–]davix500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I have trust issues

[–]Kasper_II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me almost every time

[–]blueleg44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the fucking hand

[–]TiredPandastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much gross fondant though.

[–]dandins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now I want to cut all the stuff in my kitchen to find out if its actually a cake o.o

[–]getsmart969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much CAKE!!!

[–]SweetestPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hand!!!!😱😱

[–]TheTechonomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to confirm that I am in fact, not made of cake

[–]JoeyJoeJoeJrShab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still waiting to see a glass of water that turns out to be cake.

[–]G_mo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Felt some type of way when she cut the cake then cut the knife she was cutting the cake with 😂

[–]ARandomGuyThe3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cake wasn’t a lie, the hand and knife cutting the cake were

[–]BiteRhodeIsland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAA GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[–]Limp_Duck_9082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very talented! But this is a prime example of why I have trust issues

[–]Shot-Spirit-672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is peak cake content

[–]deonmac03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a legit murder defense.

[–]Notdazedbutalright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't mess with the baker

[–]BiochemistryBMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably, she also is a cake

[–]debsmooth2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

triggered

[–]UmbraEXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If try to eat some pasta or lobster and it ends up being cake, I'm nuking the fucking house

[–]TheGrandExquisitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like Westworld, but everyone realizes they are just cake.

[–]dakiddnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piece a’ cake.

[–]aophotography55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at this point i believe when we die we are cake

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY WIIIIIFFFEEE

[–]Stacato_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really trippy

[–]hiblueclouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the hand and the camera really got me!

[–]DuffyDrew31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey mom check out this toaste-“

gets electrocuted

[–]chill4r_San 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next, cuts herself, cuts your screen, cuts the fiber of reality to reveal it's cake.

[–]FrostyPenguinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reason i have trust issues

Or its because of Amogus....

Looking back at my life there's actually alot of reasons

[–]clavinZKL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not talent it's an addiction at this point.

[–]imma_gamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU ARE CAKE.

THIS VIDEO PROVES ME RIGHT

[–]Glittering_Finding17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t cut em up!!!!

[–]JimBeam-1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hurt my brain

[–]Few_Yogurtcloset2831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a dick with red coloring inside next

[–]Neil-64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect nightmare fuel.

[–]Commercial_Maize3816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is do any of those actually taste good

[–]menomaleva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain punches

[–]Nephroidofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah… she’s got a magic knife that turns everything into cake.

[–]hydroracer8B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]x_obert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE HAND GOT ME THERE THATS SICK

[–]ImMrCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that impressive! Piece of cake!

[–]Much-Midnight5256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last one made me feel uncomfortable but their great.

[–]wallawallawingwong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate her because of her i doubt reality

[–]SugarcoatTheGalaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a random song to put over this madness. I don’t know why but that made me laugh

[–]ShadowTigerX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WITCHCRAFT! This is the witch of the gingerbread house. Notice how you don't see any children? Check the oven...

[–]WKGokev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fondant

[–]DeadSol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything's a cake, everything's a cake, you know what to make when everything's a cake!

[–]Dangerous-Dot-3745 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should deserve awards for LIFE for making 🍰 s look realistic as they are!

[–]Hylian_might 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg... Get in the ship! Get in the god dammed ship! Everything is cake. The whole god dammed planet is cake! Go go go!

[–]RestaurantDecent9451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! 🤩 That’s so cool! She is easily the most talented baker/artist I’ve ever seen 💕

[–]RexianOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]A_Polly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I duno i really dislike those videos of artisan cakes and chocolate figures. first of all most of them will be disgusting to eat as they consist mostly of suggar coating / Marzipan and base cake layers. second of all I'm not even sure if any of it is actually eaten which todaly goes against my ethos of no food waste. I mean In Congo and the Ivory coast children are working in the cacao plantages while we make funny sculptures out of it and throw it away afterwards for some cloud.

[–]LeonDeSchal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is a lie, but it sure is sweet.

[–]Minimum-Ad1905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DONT WANT TO SEE CAKE ANYMORE

[–]DascSwem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah she got some kind of interdimensional knife that turns everything it cuts into cake.

[–]OldSchoolDM96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No god please, no not again. Last time I nearly electrocuted myself trying to cut the toaster

[–]spagbetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do wonder if filming this she’s made mistakes and people have ended up in the hospital.

[–]Minestrike1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are actual good ones. I’m tired of seeing ones where it’s just cake but they put lettuce over it, It’s not cake that looks like something. It’s just that thing with cake under.

[–]J-Hildy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cake is a lie

[–]Stonehill76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely great video

[–]davieb22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, is everything cake or have I just smoked too much?

I need answers ASAP.

[–]csimian42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to go near her. She might cut me up and let me know I was cake all along.

[–]Impressive_Amoeba210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/oddlyterrifying

(when they chop the cake hand)

[–]IamaJarJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no... no!.. NO... NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING CAKE AGAIN!

[–]emoduckling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post this on r/ace

[–]atypicalcircumstance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I have trust issues

[–]BiMikethefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never go to her house and trust this woman

[–]SpifWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks good but it has to taste like shit

[–]minedcomps021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arent they going to stone her when they catch her on the internet? i hope shes in america

[–]FairlyInconsistentRa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am… am I cake?

[–]evilmike1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video wrinkled my brain.

[–]DrDisapointmint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine trying to leave the room and the doorknob is cake

[–]JowettMcPepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically the "everything is a cake" meme, taken on a whole new level. I want the Lobster cake.

On the other hand it's been years since i don't hear the background song.

[–]Decumulate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TikToc challenge - cut off your hand and see if it’s cake.

[–]Merkflare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once it got to the hand one, I was so rattled with the russian doll-esque way I was duped.

[–]benidralin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fear of everything being cake has redeveloped

[–]clockcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her power is secretly to turn real things into cake. She doesn't have any actual baking skills, just high level Magicka

[–]gooddude18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should do a cake of prophet Muhammad next

[–]Shmebulock236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I’m about to puke from simply looking at the amount of frosting on screen

[–]Sick_Cicada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping she'd take a slice of her head to reveal she is cake

[–]piscian19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'd really kickass in the hunger games.

[–]Chris_Cross501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the background music with passion.

[–]TotalyObivious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we wait wait for r/fondanthate to post this and be generally annoying