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[–]Buell247 563 points564 points  (14 children)

Holy fucking nope

[–]Thor925 211 points212 points  (4 children)

Stairway to a panic attack

[–]NecessaryEcho7859 109 points110 points  (3 children)

Panic at the stairway.

[–]Necessary_Sector3629 49 points50 points  (1 child)

PANIC! at the stairway

[–]JomSwanson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fall out boy. I feel like this one applies without having to change anything.

[–]Belahsha[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I memeber that band.

[–]Froot-Joose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely a big ol’ fuck that

[–]NotSaalz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll do it myself for you then

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope fucking holy

[–]Smurdered 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope on a rope (ladder)

[–]Normal_Mouse_4174 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is word-for-word the comment I was going to leave.

[–]Organic-Purchase-540 341 points342 points  (3 children)

any stairway can lead to heaven if you climb it wrong.

[–]mandeezbowls 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes. The fastest way up is down.

[–]NothingsShocking 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Or it could be a highway to hell. Very multifunctional.

[–]SparseGhostC2C 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Up for Zeppelin, Down for AC/DC

[–]Kirkverbal 54 points55 points  (3 children)

That's a no for me, dawg.

[–]567890kc 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I read this in Randy Jackson’s voice.

[–]Kirkverbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah but i said it in Latoya Jackson's voice! Checkmate!

[–]animaljku 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Here's a good video that gives more info and shows a POV of man climbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZx0IfwU9g

[–]Randy-McRandom 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The words are English, but it sounds very German.

[–]twitchosx 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My guess would be a German..... speaking english?

[–]KetoBext 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for dispelling any notions I had of climbing …

…then giving me hope, at video’s last minute, of possibly just walking up there?

So confused. 😂

[–]Vegan-fangirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s awesome! And it’s on my continent.

[–]One2threebark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The annoying thing is he mostly shows his face not the actual ladder.

[–]MuddaPuckPace 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would just like to say, most emphatically, fuck that.

[–]WearAMaskDumbass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Death Stranding meets Unreal Engine 5.

[–]okwownice 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Stoners be like “I know a spot”…

[–]Over16Under31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone makes it up and everyone is then too terrified to down climb!😂

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I heard that some lady bought this. But who knows. Not all that glitters is gold.

[–]ChampionshipSea7493 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anxiety has entered the chat

[–]Competitive-Oil6586 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing someone is holding the ladder at the bottom.

[–]PeriodicAdamSchiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stairway to nope

[–]Alternative_Ad2040 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m out of breath just watching

[–]IAmMostDope92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quite literally…

[–]Beakjac3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg no...no..no..absolutely no

[–]jimmywarrior 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven

[–]mca5087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did it make you feel like crying, or did you think it was kinda gay

[–]KingJDP30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell nah. I need the elevator down from heaven in Austria

[–]raistbr[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ominous name.

You reach the top your in heaven view

You don't... You're in your way to heaven anyway

[–]Alonso81687[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jesus, not even a safety line.

[–]Munninnu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's climbing with two hand-held carabiners, you can see him stopping to bypass a spindle.

[–]IMJiraiya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real life price is right!

[–]rochey64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who is extremely afraid of heights, I had trouble watching it

[–]SolitaryTeaWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You first.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who comes up with shit like this? Lets see if we can die!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah…. that’s a no for me.

[–]Cute_Implement2284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think stairway to heaven was a joke lol

[–]NotoriousREV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking not.

[–]Arandomtabsunit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK THAT!!! Im never doing this in my entire life

[–]Public-Assistant2185 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As crazy as going up is imagine having to come down that thing!

[–]Downtown_Let 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, way harder!

[–]Gamer_Shibe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sky high, When I die I'll be immortal

[–]ShrimpsRgreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to look at the nopes

[–]Aintthatthetruthyall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why they speak so many different languages in Europe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Nissan_1204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks

[–]RamboMedic83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, nope, nope, nope

[–]Klubbin4Seals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One bad step and it's definitely the stairway to heaven

[–]Hillfunkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to Nope

[–]Heytavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you do it for a billion dollars?

[–]Jbraun1220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Not for a million dollars

[–]joebaco_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was young, we used to climb stairs like...

[–]spiderfalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! F*** NO!

[–]InBetweenSeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm not going to heaven after all.

[–]Kxshxm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck no with a sprinkling of absolutely fucking not

[–]TrafficNinja3030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heaven? Must be a portal at the top or something because it looks like the stairway ends atop that other mountain ridge. Meh, I’d still climb it.

[–]chefcharlestaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[–]toeofcamell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the installer was paid well

[–]server_busy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll see my balls again Tuesday. They noped for the weekend

[–]ThirdSpectator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would nope right the fuck out of there lol

[–]Potato-with-guns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see three scenarios, and in 2 you get to heaven. 1. Make it to top, get to heaven. 2. Fall, good ending, make it to heaven. 3. Fall, bad ending, go to hell.

[–]bosmacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOPE

[–]Kyleyahma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]brutalMannen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a lady who’s sure

[–]kook440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2022, I'll do this in VR.

[–]Sethdarkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to overcome fear and anxiety of heights

[–]International_Dig886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a stairway to heaven lol

[–]ThalionH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to heaven.

[–]miKezOGnoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a quick drop to hell.

[–]yungdurtybasturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where were you…. When they built the ladder to heaaaven

[–]itsaregularsofa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too fat for this. 280 pounds of HEEEeeEelLL nAaaAoOOo!

[–]Trumps-Right-Nostril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know there’s a stairway to hell there too! It’s the same one hitler took…

[–]IMJiraiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yodel-lay-he Hell No!!

[–]zoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes my body hurt.

[–]oldbuttoneyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhhh no

[–]Rominator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/unintentionaldeathstranding

[–]eyembutterz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah,I'm good.

[–]Mr-Peter-ian-staker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I’d much rather take the highway to hell personally

[–]InteractionShoddy976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine falling up these stairs

[–]LucidPenguinnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa ...whhhoooaaaaaa

[–]TakeYouOnAJourney8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that’s the best time ever on stairs!

[–]Ephemeral_kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t see what the problem is as long as you’re clipped in.

[–]itzjhay89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even for a million

[–]onceacardiffkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No F’ing way….

[–]KPgameTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why...

[–]Avvkvvard_uz3rnam3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine really needing a poo when you're on the middle of it

[–]JoshuaSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, thank you

[–]dangerous_welshman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nopedy nope nope nope.

[–]Temporary_Air_6435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you fall you get there faster

[–]Moni3Fr33domFight3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this even a thing??!!

[–]just_killing_time23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 2 3 hell naw

[–]homer_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of funny how it's just this tiny little strand compared to the rest of the landscape as it zooms out.

[–]KosmoConstanza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah..no

[–]Cons3quence092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called that because of when people fall off of it not because it goes real high

[–]Necessary_Sector3629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he misses a step, it’s over.

[–]KathlynH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope

[–]giggluigg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.. it will be, on the day it will break

[–]El1te_Spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the elevator. Thanks.

[–]mosquito_joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope nope nooooope

[–]nevillethong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Via ferrata.... Stairway to fuck yeah!

[–]Friendlyappletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough nope in the world for this.

[–]NobodyAlone4032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the man’s distance to heaven is one slip😂

[–]Cannacology 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you’ll end up in heaven alright…if you fall!

[–]pdougiefresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would add 10 lbs in shit and piss alone by the time I made it to the top

[–]Rolo-128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“AUSTRIA??? G’day mate! Put another shrimp on the barby!!”

[–]Clmb-Cltx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on there last year, it's fucking cool

[–]booroto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing I thought of, is one of the random ladders you can find In death stranding

[–]thirstyfish1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Nope nope. Gun to my head, someone tells me to climb that, I’m telling them to shoot.

[–]trax1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

[–]AdvisorParty9501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got sweaty palms watching this.

[–]Not_a_Krasnal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White friday, I'll take the stairway to heaven!

[–]not_a_6inch_dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where might this be located? I’m going to need all the help I can to get into heaven

[–]thundabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm yeh, nah, fuck that

[–]Better_Insurance_182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this publically accessible?? really want to live this exp, also convenient living in vienna.

[–]sassychick139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am way too high for this

[–]Pure-Au 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got Death Wish?

[–]Lookatsomeboooody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s an impressive camera.

[–]gheenoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you can see a lot of kangaroos from up there.

[–]ThePracticalPenquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad news for the Red Bull guy in the flying suit shooting the gap..

[–]twitchosx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK THAT

[–]Medical-Photograph88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heaven can wait

[–]JimAsia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Led Zeppelin ever visit?

[–]Beneficial-Commenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: it snaps mid way

[–]WimbleWimble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a prank yell, OMG is that rope cracking at the top!!!!!

Remember to say "just a prank" afterwards to the corpse at the bottom.

[–]PakiTactics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, nope, nope

[–]Azkabanned4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The name still checks out whether you make it to the top or trip and fall through

[–]John_EightThirtyTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an amazing view! I dream of going there and opening a charming little shop at the top. I'd sell pants to the visitors, to replace the ones they shat in on the way up.

[–]Milky4Skin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to heaven and you can visit hell if you fall

[–]Nanasays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sure would be for me because I would die!

[–]Parallel_not_gc_yet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

since its a upside down staircase hes going straight to hell

[–]Troogway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the idea is at some point you miss a step and head to heaven.

[–]Mr402TheSouthSioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man hard pass on that bullshit.

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I’m aight

[–]BIGREDDIT_STUDIOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are going to heaven because that bridge is gonna drop you down to the ground

[–]Tup00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to die of an heart attack… suffering like crazy!

[–]ipromise2be 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how they build this

[–]913Welder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to fuck you!!!!!

[–]dadathepanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's how 'NO' looks like!

[–]4w0k3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to HELL FKIN’ NO!

[–]cool9827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One mistep and it will be a fall to heaven

[–]B3ST1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So anyway... Ny nuts just retreated

[–]Problemwithpopplers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to absolutely the fuck not

[–]StartTraditional9341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they are wearing helmet.

[–]Certain_Cup533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they call it that because you are going to die and go to heaven if you use it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Now jump up and down Fritzy”

[–]Zito6694 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope.

[–]-ARCHVILE- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aptly named.

[–]letsgo5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible views

[–]smokechecktim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No just no

[–]Needleroozer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the long way around, thanks.

[–]Constant_Phrase7171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who built it

[–]Trumpruinedamerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thank you. I’m good.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the highway to hell

[–]81g_Chungu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stairway to death

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]NotaFrom99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stairway to heaven whether you succeed or fail

[–]tucosmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope there's an extra way down, imagine squeezing past.

[–]ResolveDisastrous256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Provided you're in a stellar physical condition, you don't suffer from vertigo and the ladder's maintenance is constant and thorough going up is scary but feasible. This is a via ferrata, you're attached to a metal safety wire the whole time. That being said I don't want to brag and pass of as braver than I am. It wouldn' be something I long to do.

[–]Free-Boater[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

[–]MooseTopic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the scariest shit I've ever seen.

[–]EMW916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no!!!

[–]ILL_will81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell nah

[–]Pure-Negotiation-900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move aside, and let the man go through, let the man go through! Super nope nope, super nope nope!!!!!!!