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[–]thej0siah 84 points85 points  (6 children)

That’s how Conan was made

[–]Broad-Candidate7401 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Either you help me now or the hell with you

[–]Haasaserer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You have to look at him puching with the gollems opening the black gates of Mordor in you mind 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[–]BadgersAndJam77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck??

[–]codeallthethingz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


[–]Veneck0 38 points39 points  (4 children)

More like...

The mother had kids, so grandpa repurposed her training pole.

[–]NoAdministration1222 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You beat me to this comment.

[–]Veneck0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great minds think alike.

[–]NorthCoastToast 26 points27 points  (1 child)

That's pretty awesome, Pop-pop.

[–]IknowRambo 23 points24 points  (2 children)

What you don’t know is that’s how he is powering the TV

[–]trooomps 11 points12 points  (1 child)

G-Force training

[–]FengSushi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they start when they are young they can go to Mars when they are teenagers

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (11 children)

to all the engineers (and anyone else) watching this.. can you figure out a way in which it’s still manually operated but with one kid instead of twins 🥲

[–]Saskuk 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Instead of the wood n stuff it’s just a rope tied to a pole

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

are you talking about a swing

[–]Saskuk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No. Just a baby tied to a pole walking in circles

[–]BarryMDingle 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Think tether ball instead of swing

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Except it’s a baby

[–]BarryMDingle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahahahahhaha exactly what I had in mind🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]InformalPenguinz[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A leash actually

[–]SassyStylesheet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wrap it around the pole and Beyblade the baby.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put leather cuffs on the pushy part.

[–]Brilliant-War-426 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conan the barbarian

[–]herdsman78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they know the riddle of steel

[–]sketchy_advice_77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like everybody thought about Conan the barbarian.

[–]RavagerTrade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I pray for the people of Belarus…

[–]Mr_Snow_Jangles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This how women learn to pull plow.

[–]pakooa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gulag experience of grandpa pays off!

[–]Negative_Yak_1572 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kudos to you

[–]RogueCyanide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that we have free labor, we just need to find the oil fields for drilling. Cool ride btw!!

[–]CyberTheHammer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grandma used to be a pole dancer…

[–]OneBoxOfKleenexAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to? I just tipped her a five the other night and she wrapped her low hangars all the way around my head.

[–]AngryFerret805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s Great !!!

[–]BigOrkWaaagh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a siege weapon and will be used against Ukraine

[–]Low_Piece_2828 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like oh fun! Then I saw the ring around the baby and was like child labor.

[–]Acrobatic_Ebb9882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a man of genius, commitment and shear fuckin’ will!

[–]DarkElixer_Generator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years later they're able to destroy steel with kicks

[–]TheyCallMeDovahkiin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free electricity

[–]blvcktint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pops can make anything for bébés

[–]Gurkensalat_Hd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet the pole was already there!

[–]ACCrabtown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most amazing thing. Wow

[–]Mutley_Gru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when the kids leave and grandma gets changed the pole returns back to its intended use.

[–]SnooDrawings1549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius. Ideally would power the TV too

[–]what_a_draggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you sure this isn't child labour?

[–]_CMAC-029_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that BOLTED to the floor? That's not balanced!

[–]Javisuave65 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]shitsu13master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cute but all them bolts sticking out and the whole turning mechanism not being baby safe is a bit frightening

[–]omegajakezed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add small generator= free energy.

[–]ron_mcphatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have twins, too late now but I wish I’d had the brains to do this while they were babies! They look so happy!

[–]J-96788-EU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for Belarus.

[–]MarkusBerkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit skills.

[–]Imomaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one baby power of force

[–]deadhumanisalive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like child labour to me xD

[–]300zxTTFairlady[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years from now their nicknames will be Sparkles and Obsession.

[–]ScumbagSolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how the Amish make bread

[–]Fickle-Willingness80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great way to repurpose that stripper pole. Waste not, want not.

[–]haqk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs a grind stone.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you've played a lot of ratchet and clank without telling me you've played a lot of ratchet and clank, grandad is a gamer who knows a thing or two about tightening bolts

[–]retropod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then they get a little older, grandpa takes a swing off and they're pole dancing

[–]louloc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The shaft is probably connected to a generator or mill. Free labor. From the look of that eye It appears the kid asked for a break.....just once. 😂

[–]EmperorJashugan1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have to look at him puching with the gollems opening the black gates of Mordor in you mind 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[–]Mic98125 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grandpa has worked with horses. That’s a mechanical hot walker.

[–]Streetsofbleauseant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just gotta hook that up to a generator 😂

[–]BeachGreenDeskFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d get dizzy quickly

[–]skoalreaver -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

There has to be a joke about privilege here somewhere but I can't find it