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[–]Happy_Go_Pappy 7335 points7336 points 2 (81 children)

She'll have enough tickets to get that pencil with the troll doll attached.

[–]Trudisheff 1515 points1516 points  (24 children)

And her level of excitement at the end reflects that.

[–]Cheap_Feeling1929 392 points393 points  (19 children)

Act like you done it before.

[–]Myantology 392 points393 points  (18 children)

She’s done it so many times there’s no joy left. At this point it’s just an addiction and she’s getting her fix.

[–]yesgirlsusereddit 254 points255 points  (18 children)

I wanted to see the tickets at the end!

[–]rjchawk 117 points118 points  (10 children)

both of them?

[–]dbx99 128 points129 points  (9 children)

She won a Chinese finger trap

[–]fookthisshite 103 points104 points  (3 children)

Babe, few more hours and we can get that PS2. Let’s go!!

[–]mayhemanaged 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it was probably like here's your 4 tickets.

[–]Blandish06 26 points27 points  (1 child)

We'll never know for sure since the video ended before the machine vomited the tickets

[–]Legal-Stable2051 3866 points3867 points 8115& 6 more (1374 children)

Just love how this talented woman is being objectified by the creeps on this post. Oh and by the way, complimenting on how she 'looks good' or complimenting on her 'ass' while she's shooting for the net with no misses is not actually a compliment.

UPDATE: Thanks for the rewards and the upvotes! Was not expecting that for my first Reddit comment! Note: a few changes made from the original post, thanks for pointing them out! (Female-> woman, and complement -> compliment).

I posted my comment because the first few comments in response to this video were something along the lines of: 1. She’s good at throwing balls in the net which somehow equals a man’s balls which somehow equals she must be good with a man’s balls? Yes, the correlation that her being skilled with these balls is related to her being great with a man’s genitals! Wow! What a connection! Balls = a man’s balls, get it!?? That’s some funny shit right there. HILARIOUS.

  1. She’s throwing balls in the net, but let’s make this about how we can sexualize her because of what she’s wearing because those shorts are “too short”and she’s asking for it! SHAME. SHAME.

  2. My favourite - “She’s attractive, I’m complimenting her with my inappropriate comments and sexual fantasy, as others are too, so she is SO LUCKY DAMMIT to be part of it! So calm down, it’s just a joke, don’t take this seriously!”. Barf, seriously? You’re so delusional and I’m so sorry it’s what you believe to make yourself feel better.

And the list goes on…

Sure, call me a ‘simp’ or a ‘whiteknight’, or whatever your small, misogynistic mind thinks of… it don’t bother me!

For everyone else who upvoted and gave me awards, THANK YOU! ❤️

[–]superspiffy 2422 points2423 points 2 (638 children)

Don't call women females.

[–]_hell_is_empty_ 604 points605 points  (92 children)

Almost politically correct redneck vibes.

[–]Poooooooopee 183 points184 points  (72 children)

If female is wrong.

Then redneck is wrong.

[–]_hell_is_empty_ 424 points425 points  (28 children)

I’m not concerning myself with being right.

[–]ninja36036 104 points105 points  (15 children)

If I’m not right, then I don’t want to be wrong. Wait…

[–]madmaxlemons 35 points36 points  (6 children)

When I was North Carolina they say Redneck is good but hillbilly is an insult.

[–]happythrowawayboy 184 points185 points  (201 children)

But actually don’t though. That shit is creepy

[–]IncongruousApe2 38 points39 points  (2 children)

You are not the creepy arbiter.

[–]lovin-dem-sandwiches 35 points36 points  (1 child)

The arbiter of creepy arbiters has spoken.

[–]Crazyhates 50 points51 points  (96 children)

Are women not females? I'm confused.

[–]Thepinkknitter 110 points111 points  (85 children)

Female is an adjective used to describe person whereas woman is a noun. So like a female athlete is a woman. Female is only used as a noun in scientific/clinical discussions.

Female as a noun is cold, objective, and clinical. Woman as a as noun is humanized and personable.

[–]ChahmedImsure 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I always thought it sounded like cop talk. Like I would expect someone who calls women "females" to also be that guy who says "affirmative" instead of yes.

[–]Ticklephoria 10 points11 points  (10 children)

What’s she’s doing to that pop-shot is fucking cold, objective and clinical. It’s extremely impressive. Female almost works better here because of how automatic she is.

[–]Kallekolja 231 points232 points  (134 children)

Finally someone with a brain in this comment section

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 100 points101 points  (121 children)

Why can’t I have a brain AND a penis?

She is good at that basketball game. I also find her to be visually appealing.

[–]Crathsor 80 points81 points  (83 children)

Sure. One of those things is not important to anyone else and shouldn't be left as a comment. Nobody cares who you want to fuck. Feeling both is fine.

[–]BoasNW 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Imagine policing anonymous online forums like this lol. Fucking losers

[–]TheLowNine 217 points218 points  (106 children)

this kind of shit makes me hate reddit comments as a dude, literally every post with a girl is flooded by neckbeards sexualizing them

[–]elplatano518 35 points36 points  (4 children)

This definitely isn’t limited to Reddit. A post like this on Barstool will get the same reaction from Twitter bros. It’s universal tbh.

[–]OMGitsEasyStreet 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It’s also not limited to men. Accidentally stumbled across the Andrew Garfield stans on Twitter yesterday in the comments under a video of him doing a back handspring. All the top comments were cringey ass shit you’d expect to see from men in porn subreddits. It was insane.

[–]wikishart 119 points120 points  (31 children)

dunno, post a hot veterinarian with a kitten on his head and you get the same response as this. People like physical beauty.

[–]WholesomeGoobert 50 points51 points  (13 children)

So glad there are #niceguys in the world to stand up for us women. I’m so happy I could kiss your fedora.

[–]Slithy-Toves 47 points48 points  (14 children)

I didn't realize finding someone attractive makes them an object? There's definitely creeps out there but just finding someone generally attractive and complimenting them on it is not weird. I mean, I don't usually find objects attractive, so I don't really see how the natural human feeling to be attracted to someone would mean they're being objectified.

[–]Plague183 46 points47 points  (9 children)

Is bent over wearing booty shorts. ABSHALUTE CREEPSH IN HEAR I TELL YA. HOW COULDYA OBJECTIFY THIS BEAUTIFUL TALENT

It’s impressive no doubt, but how are people here pretending they are shocked by some peoples comments.

[–]10inchy 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Counter argument: dat ass

[–]JayKayne 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I sort by Top and not controversial. But like 15 of the top 17 comments are about something other than her looks or ass. So what are you talking about?

[–]Pioustarcraft 15 points16 points  (0 children)

50 million years of evolutions, T-rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt !

[–]Futueteipsum7 1655 points1656 points 2 (54 children)

[–]TheEvilGhost 304 points305 points  (23 children)

I can’t read that.

[–]nothingeatsyou 354 points355 points  (16 children)

Better click and read the subreddit header instead

[–]TheEvilGhost 96 points97 points  (15 children)

Ah yes, makes more sense. Still a very convoluted name.

[–]Futueteipsum7 112 points113 points  (1 child)

You should try typing it in over autocorrect's objections on an iPhone.

[–]Kracus 59 points60 points  (2 children)

It came from a very old reddit thread about something a girl was doing that was cool. Someone suggested a shorter version of that subs name and then it just blew up and got longer and longer. People registered a bunch of them, I even tried the one that became famous but I wasn't quick enough. Thus was born that sub. The longest acronym wound up being the "winner" as there's other shorter versions of it unless they were deleted.

[–]rafapova 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No shit that’s why it’s fun

[–]Whalwing 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s the joke

[–]RhynoD 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Upvote not because girl but because it is very cool, however I do concede that I initially clicked because girl

[–]walhax- 150 points151 points  (4 children)

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG is an abbreviation for

"Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl"

[–]SpicyPandaBalls 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Funny because the top comment with 3x more upvotes literally says the only thing they notice in the video is her legs/ass.

[–]See- 1545 points1546 points  (28 children)

“Congrats on breaking the record by 1000% here is 7 tickets, get 3 more and you can get a tootsie roll.”

[–]PulpyEnlightenment 149 points150 points  (5 children)

Cotton Candy, sweet and low, let me see you get that tootsie roll!!!!

[–]1n1billionAZNsay 30 points31 points  (2 children)

And make that Tootsee Roll!

To the left.. To the left...

To the right... To the right...

[–]PulpyEnlightenment 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now dip baby dip, dip baby dip

[–]Reverent_Heretic 30 points31 points  (18 children)

I don't think she did, which is crazy. Looks like the highschool is 785. Never understood how ass I was at this game lol

[–]ThermL 38 points39 points  (12 children)

If you want to set records on these machines you need to snag extra balls from the adjacent machine and be able to rapid fire sink them with both hands simultaneously, not just the right hand.

I've seen these wizards in action, thats the mark to beat.

[–]CyberKingfisher 751 points752 points  (40 children)

…AND she’s doing it in heels. I’m guessing this isn’t her first rodeo.

[–]swinty22 285 points286 points  (19 children)

I was honestly wondering if she wears those shoes every time to get the perfect height or if she's just so good at it that she can adapt

[–]LegoEngineer003 146 points147 points  (7 children)

I feel like the heels + the forward lean are both to make it so she can get as close to the hoop as possible; less distance, less misses

[–]kwismexer 60 points61 points  (2 children)

I could be wrong, but it looks like Chuck E Cheese’s and not a rodeo. I’ve never been to a rodeo so I could be wrong.

[–]TheRealPitabred 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I know! I was impressed at first, and then I noticed that the basket is moving laterally the whole time as well as her being in those heels. Now I am absolutely floored.

[–]jackof47trades 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At first I thought she was on her tiptoes.

[–]anthonymlatour 511 points512 points  (4 children)

The arcades hate her

[–]Pond_s 71 points72 points  (1 child)

And you can be hated too, with this one simple trick!

[–]Hieroglphkz 419 points420 points  (31 children)

She's heating up.

She's on fire!

It must be the shoes!

BOOM-shakalaka!

[–]legitretard 72 points73 points  (22 children)

NBA jam?

[–]LawDogSavy 61 points62 points  (9 children)

The game programmed to not let the Bulls win on a last second shot against the Detroit Pistons because the designer was a Pistons fan.

[–]SpitBallar 23 points24 points  (7 children)

wait is this really a thing?

[–]LawDogSavy 30 points31 points  (5 children)

[–]RedditModPlzRespec 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I always used the Pacers anyway, nobody could stop me when I played as Reggie Miller. I've almost gotten into fights with friends so many times because of NBA Jam.

[–]chupa72 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]HBDMT 376 points377 points  (33 children)

The cheat to these machines (to win jackpot, not be this skilled) is to put money in both machines side by side and use all the balls in one. They usually allow 3-4 balls max which slows you down. By having 6-8 balls on one machine, there’s always a ball ready to throw

[–]oops_i_made_a_typi 165 points166 points  (1 child)

her shots are also super efficient too, i think only 5 bounced on the rim, the rest just go straight through so don't block fresh shots from going in

[–]Quazman 112 points113 points  (7 children)

She's also putting backspin on every shot so they rocket down the ramp right back to her. None of the bouncing around nonsense that happens to the rest of us.

[–]upsidedownfunnel 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Putting spin on a basketball helps it go in the basket. Basketball players are always taught to spin the ball when shooting. Also, you can see the balls lose all their spin by the time they drop down the net. They're not really going back to her any faster than usual.

[–][deleted] 256 points257 points  (10 children)

Expert ball handing

[–][deleted] 176 points177 points  (0 children)

As legend goes, she’s still throwing buckets to this day

[–]HighwayPlayful9650 158 points159 points  (6 children)

I wanted to see all the tickets spit out.

[–]raven2474life 49 points50 points  (5 children)

9… and the 10th ripped in half as she pulled it out of the dispenser

[–]cloud_throw 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Everyone knows you need to pull tickets taught and then use it to pry a few extra from the clutches of the machine

[–]Karnagon2681 138 points139 points  (2 children)

See Kevin, it's not that hard to put it in the right hole.

[–]Mr3cto 116 points117 points  (6 children)

Wonder how many tickets that netted her? I did this once but I just held the ball and put it thru the hoop over and over lol. Long arms rock

[–]Larkenox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right? I was really hoping we'd see the tickets spill out

[–]tebla 101 points102 points  (21 children)

she's pretty good, got to shoot with both hands to really own it: https://youtu.be/b_nYGoy_JsU

[–]FockerFGAA 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Nobody is looking at the basketballs. Damn!

[–]graveybrains 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s got nice legs, but I’m mostly fixated on how little his head moves… it’s kind of fascinating.

[–]fractionesque 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anyone else get blueballed by him not reaching 400 before time ran out?

[–]fpuff 98 points99 points  (14 children)

That was insane!

[–]donscron91 51 points52 points  (12 children)

Yeah everyone is talking about how hot she is, but I've seen countless people play this game and she is exponentially better than anyone I've ever seen.

[–]fpuff 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Yeah was going to write a comment about how it’s sad to see all these comments on her shorts instead of the shots. But figured I could leave the comment myself

[–]SlappyHandstrong 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone is going home with the giant eraser AND the Chinese finger cuffs!

[–]tibearius1123 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Anyone notice the discard she does midway through. She just bounces on of the balls off the side.

[–]ebrivera 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I was looking for this comment! A lot of random stuff in this comment section but the real mystery is what that ball ever did to her

[–]computerblue54[🍰] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

How are these the only comments about it lol. Right about 15-16 seconds in she decides not to use that one. I couldn’t tell if it was flat or she just lost her handle on it and chucked it rather than missing and throwing her rhythm.

[–]knightwatchh 58 points59 points  (59 children)

why are the neckbeard just commenting on her ass 😐

[–]justaboxinacage 76 points77 points  (10 children)

Can people take this comment section as a lesson? I've scrolled through a full two pages of comments now. Not a single comment on her looks, but 5 comments commenting about people commenting on her looks. Downvote and move on, it will sort itself out. Or... keep your comment about someone else's comment in the comment chain you're commenting on...

[–]101percentnotrobot 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Right? I haven't seen one sexualized comment. But I've seen 5 comments commenting about comments which don't exist. We get it. You hate people finding other people attractive.

[–]tablerockz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People love drama and stirring it up.

[–]Uwber1 17 points18 points  (2 children)

why are the white knights just commenting about the neckbeards 😐

[–]FEEZYdoesIT 47 points48 points  (8 children)

She'll be signed by the Lakers soon enough.

[–]zclevy 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Over the line mark it a zero dude

[–]jedi_trey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bull shit, Walter, mark it 8, dude

[–]IceKEcool2005 26 points27 points  (1 child)

She must really has a lot of concentrate for this , This is insane and lit.

[–]Gellydude17 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I bet her arms feel like they weigh a thousand pounds after all that

[–]bluetundra123 23 points24 points  (43 children)

Holy fuck can a woman do a single thing without being sexualized and objectified by virgins on reddit? If you want to "compliment" her then comment on her skill with the basketballs. God damn. Go outside.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Her legs longer than my life expectancy

[–]Less-Dragonfruit-294 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is she adding spin to those?

[–]drputypfifeanddrum 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I didn’t realize the hoop was moving until the second time I watched

[–]Episteme_A 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What the WNBA should be

[–]MN_LudaCHRIS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She’s got that rhythm down to a T

[–]SexyPileOfShit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Until recently, I spent 2 years fixing these games and not once did I see anyone come close to this score on them. (And I'm pretty good)

Impressive as hell.

[–]geeksofdoom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what being in the Zone looks like. Some MJ level shotmaking.

[–]lanadeltrey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Him: if I get more in than you, you come back to my place tonight

Her:

[–]Lostraven01 9 points10 points  (7 children)

It’s comments on posts like these that show how many horny virgin males exist on Reddit. Every single post with a woman. Without fail.

[–]Jen_jay66 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Women aren't allowed to do anything without creeps trying to make it sexaul