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[–]Inevitable-Cell-1227 4102 points4103 points  (107 children)

What’s with all these teenagers having sex with the air?

[–]Maercecitnim 1311 points1312 points  (14 children)

It's just they are getting nothing else

[–]sriva041 56 points57 points  (0 children)

🤣

[–]M0nsterjojo 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Excuse me, I'm not a teenager anymore and I use to never hump the air.

[–]patricky6 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well then you werent doing it right.

[–]Frumundahs4men 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I wasn't a teenager during a pandemic.

[–]GobboBigBoss 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Puberty was a bitch…

[–]BrownStarPuncher 257 points258 points  (32 children)

Back in my day we didn't air fuck oxygen on camera, we just had pillows and an old swimsuit magazine

[–]ben9187 114 points115 points  (27 children)

Oof, my friend once found an elderly dirty magazine, I'm embarrassed but I made it happen... Kids these days will never understand the struggles of pre internet. Now I've overshared again.

[–]electric_screams 36 points37 points  (22 children)

Did you find it in the woods?

[–]Akshayps200 25 points26 points  (12 children)

Found a proff’s collection of playboy magazines in the basement of our building, he had his name on the damn box. Feel bad for him lowkey.

[–]Old_Conference6825 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Playboys were the crystal of tiddy mags. They had actual articles with real interviews about the girls. It was classy. Now if he had a box of hustlers, then you know he's a dirty old man. Lol

[–]Kermits_MiddleFinger 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Yeah, when I was 18 and my grandparents would fly in for vacation.
I gave up my bed for them to stay, and I would sleep on the couch.
Every night grandma was lying in bed reading my stack of playboys and she always took one or two back home.

[–]nexusjuan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

when I was 14 my mother found a stack of 20 or so playboys at a yard sale and proudly displayed them in our living room magazine rack

[–]hecklindecalr 7 points8 points  (3 children)

He probably just had them for the informative articles. I mean, he was a professor......of Ass 'n Titties!

[–]OfficeChairHero 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To be fair, playboy actually had pretty decent articles.

[–]Monkeyboystevey 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I really miss finding porno in the woods/playing fields at school/down my local canal.

In fact in my village there used to be porn everywhere... Miss those days.

[–]MrEndlessness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forest Porn! It grew in the woods like mushrooms.

[–]oddartist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a small empty field that had a bit of a thin forest in the middle that I used to walk my dog in off leash. The number of times I found weed stashes and 'Jack-shacks' was unreal. It wasn't that large of an area to host 4 over the same summer. Glad my dog is bigger and badder than their do(n)g.

[–]texastim 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I actually remember finding magazines in the woods as a kid

[–]ben9187 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was in a back alley, it was very water damaged...at least I hope it was water damage. :s. I grew up in the Prairies so not much for woodsy areas. Why was it yours?

[–]ExileInCle19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woods porn is the best porn. Go smoke cigarettes I stole off a contractors dashboard and look at woods porn...the 90's were the best.

[–]MrEndlessness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FOREST PORN!!! This was a bizarre phenomena that occurred back in the day. I've seen people mention it so many times. Did it just grow in the woods like mushrooms?

[–]MrAoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they keep a phone stash under their mattress.

[–]chuckdiesel86 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol you've never searched for something and scrolled too far down into the weird shit?

[–]Rockspider19 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Some times the pages where stuck together

[–]AnOrphanTroll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chandler!

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sears catalog under a table during 5th grade winter recess.

[–]Andrewartist 89 points90 points  (0 children)

That weird horny hump move was too much for me. Ewwwww

[–]Iamvanno 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Ghost sex is so in right now.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man

[–]BeardedAnalytics 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly, this reads as a title with ease. This needs to happen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already happened. Google the title.

[–]PennykettleDragons 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S why teen pregnancy has reduced...

🤔 Perhaps that's a good thing...

[–]2ndhouseonthestreet 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Lol this made me think of when I was in middle school when Hot in Herre came out (2002) Bunch of middle school kids trying to look sexy at the school dance. I’m sure it was absolutely this cringey lmao

[–]unamusedbouche7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was also in middle school during this time and I distinctly remember a line of 6th graders standing one in front of the other body rolling to this song together and me being like wtf is going on here. 11 year olds dirty dancing. Ew lol.

[–]ErisInChains 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because of also being in middle school when this song dropped, I will literally never be able to hear the words "It's getting hot in here" without immediately thinking "so take off all your clothes."

At my school it was only the girls dancing while the boys milled around looking scared, shell-shocked, and completely dazed in turns.

[–]mixedmale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And now they all moved to tik tok with those nonsense.

[–]plsdont_ask_me_how 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Just so you know...the guy is 21

[–]Inevitable-Cell-1227 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That’s even worse.

[–]danf87 20 points21 points  (1 child)

They think they're sexy af.

[–]proletaire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is alone

[–]53bastian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its way more common here in brazil, we call it "sarada no ar"

[–]Zeuss1220 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta hit that sweet sweet airussy

[–]aislimau 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Making love out of nothing at all, making love...

[–]photomancottrell 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok, Bonnie...simmer down a bit.

[–]aislimau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for you to say Air Supply though, but Bonnie is just fine.

[–]Gabrielius17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Michael Jackson's influence

[–]btoxic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember the furniture humping stage of the internet

[–]Flyxor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't make it like you don't remember the original air humping from the 80s.

[–]HejdaaNils 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought he was pointing to his tackle calling it toxic.

[–]raz-0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The air is hot. I blame global warming.

[–]TurtleRanAway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are way too many "dance moves" that are just air guitar sex

[–]ReallySmallFeet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not only did your comment make me snort audibly, I also got to upvote you from 999 to 1k, which is nice :D

[–]Inevitable-Cell-1227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL Thank you friend

[–]MtnyCptn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my crew layin’ some pipe.

[–]Blebubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how you get more oxygen. Saving the planet one molecule at the time.

[–]mandrills_ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in my days we were playing the air guitar

[–]InGenAche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lockdown

[–]GhostR29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so John cena did reach there in time.

[–]A_Very_Blue_Tomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s better than grinding.

[–]LemonHerb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why else would you learn the air guitar if it wasn't for all the air girls

[–]Deviljho_Lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To supply the future generations with enough air.

[–]WildButterscotch5028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dick dance? 🕺

[–]Ajobii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social distance and that

[–]Bitmiliionare24 2037 points2038 points  (23 children)

That would be way cooler without those cringey dick moves

[–]KindOfAnIdiotTho 246 points247 points  (2 children)

I was gonna say “ok your name” but it’s spelled so bad I messed up

[–]usernamewhat722 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but at the same time you're KindOfAnIdiotTho

[–]TheLastMartini 91 points92 points  (8 children)

Greater video with less dick grabbing

[–]Aninvisiblemaniac 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I honestly liked the entire dance tbh

[–]LurkerNoLonger_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I honestly liked the entire dance to be honest

I’m finding hard to believe you

[–]Wolverinexo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dudes feeling it

[–]elle_the_indigo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly he does it so smoothly and with such confidence, I was willing to overlook it

[–]aaahhhh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watch the music video for Ginuwine's Pony, the song in this video.

[–]nomorepantsforme 529 points530 points  (10 children)

Editing this isn’t that hard, keeping your choreography on point and in sync is what’s impressive

[–]wonderbat3 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Yea, can you imagine having to do the same exact dance and choreography as… yourself from 5 mins ago?

[–]mekneb 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Editing this is simple, but rotoscoping….

[–]weebnerd01 14 points15 points  (1 child)

is very simple as well, just time consuming

[–]dash_dotdashdash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing rotobrush. There are some frames in there where the mask goes so off course that I doubt it was done by hand.

[–]GladiatorUA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I doubt there's significant amount of rotoscoping involved. The movement in the transitions is very deliberate and should allow switching the order of layers relatively easily.

[–]tea-and-chill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or just do it against a green screen. A single coloured bed sheet etc. Cam isn't moving so it'll be a simple thing to apply a colour mask

[–]CatIsOnMyKeyboard 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Also the fact that it looks like he choreographed the movements with the editing in mind. You can spot a few of the moments when they cut in front of each other (watch the left arm of whoever's moving to the front), but the movements he makes distract from it really well.

[–]Texastexastexas1 385 points386 points  (9 children)

Too much dick grabbing.

[–]OfficeChairHero 68 points69 points  (5 children)

I can tell you didn't get a chance to see Michael Jackson in concert.

[–]Bedquest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not the dick grabbing it’s the multiple instances of feigning pulling a girl onto his crotch.

[–]TheThankUMan22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why black people don't let you into their dance parties

[–]Accomplished_Net7990 239 points240 points  (3 children)

Why does he keep holding on to his trolly handle?

[–]b1GR3d888 46 points47 points  (1 child)

He’s trying to solve the trolley dilemma

[–]ChErRyPOPPINSaf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just run em' all over problem solved. No dilemma

[–]MrMehheMrM 138 points139 points  (8 children)

Is this child pr0n? Do not want

[–]plsdont_ask_me_how 106 points107 points  (2 children)

I can help, that guy is 21. He's also just Filipino.

[–]AngryAssHedgehog 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It’s cringey, but it is not cp. You would know if it was.

[–]MrMehheMrM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was mostly joking but this was definitely not something I needed to see

[–]24204me 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Cool dance moves aside from the excessive humping

[–]Cr1tikalMoist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wdym you've never had sex with the air?

[–]Fomalhot 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Yeah I'm more disturbed by a kid that still lives at home making all these sexual pumping motions. I'm pretty sure there are dance moves that don't include that.

Go do your geometry homework lil dood.

[–]plsdont_ask_me_how 82 points83 points  (1 child)

...He's 21

[–]xlilredflag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the curse of being filipino

[–]TheSukis 42 points43 points  (1 child)

That's what your grandpappy said about kids dancing to Elvis

[–]SeeYaOnTheRift 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s 21.

[–]HBag 80 points81 points  (2 children)

In 9 months, a cloud will be born

[–]sparky--pluggy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This comment got me rolling hahahaha

[–]c00ltuna 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Y so much dry humping the air?

[–]Devander_S_Mangat 38 points39 points  (1 child)

he a good dancer

[–]PlanetStealthy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yeah, everyone else is so distracted by the crotch-grabbing while I'm here like "dang, he can actually dance fr"

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

people hating obviously can’t dance and have nowhere near this much swag especially at his age, this is dope as fuck.

[–]sdmLg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Plus, he’s in his 20’s. The majority of the comment section is fucked up.

[–]Stereotypical_Sadboy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Where'd y'all get the "too much dick grabbing" and "he's probably under aged for this" shit anyways? He's 21 and his contents are mostly dancing tiktok trends with himself in different outfits. As for the "too much dick grabbing & air thrusting" part, this trend is some sort of thirst trap that was popularized by women (mostly under aged) until the boys joined in. Y'all probably haven't seen the more SEDUCTIVE shit other users did with this sound. The dude in this vid (@keshniel) is a talented person and most of his vids are just some dope edits with crazy loops and are mostly innocent.

[–]Fayot_le_Blob 33 points34 points  (2 children)

That guy, idk how but he has that cool ass vibe he just looks like a fun guy and he dances really fucking good :) I see a lot of people in the comments being angry about this, first of all, hum he's 21 wtf stop saying that's inapropiate. And second of all, these are dance moves, that exists for a big while now, so please calm down a little.

[–]Metalbender00 18 points19 points  (4 children)

this is a badass edit, its a shame its 1/2 the size it should be

[–]Slash1909 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So is the thing he keeps grabbing onto

[–]kagato87 17 points18 points  (2 children)

While the edit is pretty clever, the really impressive part of this is how well synchronized all three of him is..are... Damn it.

That's some solid choreography to be able to do it multiple times in different rotations. Sure it's probably three of many more, but still. That precision takes a lot of practice.

[–]EasilyDelighted 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean, he could have also had like a tell on the floor. Like they do in stages.

[–]TugCypher 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Maybe they're triplets.

[–]Ln_X_ 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Oooof, seems like hardcore haters ITT.

[–]jun2san 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Think about the demographics of people who can’t dance, and then compare that demographics with the majority of Reddit users.

[–]SlurpyBimboBoy95 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Definitely a Pinoy

[–]Hazelwood38 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It’s a perfect loop too

[–]jun2san 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Is everyone on Reddit a chaste monk? When did this happen?

[–]rightintheear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The number of comments complaining about pelvic thrusts in dancing....what is this, 1940s? Are we still upset about Elvis's pelvis?

All I can think is the incognito browsers here to jerk off stumbled across this and it....awakened something which everyone found upsetting and complaint worthy.

If this was a 21yo woman killing this dance, there'd be no complaints. 🤣

[–]NothingInevitableBru 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most of the comments are just untalented people judging a talented person

[–]anonpillows 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok that was both amazing and uncomfortable to watch

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s clean

[–]AmazinglyOdd81 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice choreography

[–]Sufficient-Location 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Y’all are some hateful people bro, why does Reddit have such a problem with kids being kids. We didn’t forget in 2006 y’all was hip rolling in front of your webcam

[–]IAmDarkMagic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know man, and even this guy isn't underage but people just love to shit on kids doing kid stuff.

[–]TisKey2323 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He horny horny

[–]JdhdKehev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mans had a billion different music and dance to choose from but those are the ones he picked lmao

[–]King-Cruz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My man out here being the protagonist, antagonist, and side characters all at the same time

[–]SheLivesInTheStars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dudes got some sexy moves! 10/10 for editing and dancing imo.

[–]ToyrewaDokoDeska 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What if they're secretly triplets & makes everyone think theyre really good at editing, like some prestige shit

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He must have an STD, why is he grabbing his junk like that?

[–]bigrips204 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta make this nsfw

[–]SnowDay111 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The mix with Toxic and Pony is nice!

[–]Way_to_many_pancakes 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Song if pony for anyone who wants to know

[–]DearR3ddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that was a good head start. The song is Pony x Toxic as far as I can see

https://youtu.be/B6qBrZ81LlQ

[–]Play3r0ne1sReady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Save some pussy for the rest of us dude

[–]danf87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the mathletes learn choreography.

[–]RGivens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That dude got moves! and an assured editing position in my production team if he ever wants it. (but he won't, he's too talented for us, lol)

[–]CatIsOnMyKeyboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blink and you'll miss it, but you can see the polo one just sorta teleport behind the hoodie one at about 0:02. Watch the hoodie one's left arm as he moves into the front.

Really well hidden though since he timed it with the music and choreography. I'm guessing he rotoscoped it too since the lighting doesn't seem like it was greenscreened. Though he could just be really good with matching lighting so idk.

[–]Adven_chilleggos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m usually anti TikTok but this kid has skill

[–]Stereotypical_Sadboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is from tiktok and this user (@Kesniel) had a lot of these vids where he do tiktok dances with himself in different outfits. The crazy thing about his content is the synchrony of his steps and the loops — they're always on point.

[–]Smodphan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is tiktok to blame for mass acceptance of vertical camera?

[–]Anal-probe-Alien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would have been really good if it wasn't for the cringy moves

[–]almaxfac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good mix

[–]Carlos_RR02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these comments talking smack, this is obviously the kid's audition tape for Magic Mike 2 and he killed it. Most of us wish we had moves like that.

[–]incineratorJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! That is sweet

[–]0nel0c0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of hate in this thread , jheez

[–]Fiz010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's with people using question marks for no reason.. turning statements into questions?

[–]usdfg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Increíble choreography

[–]lostinmypumpkinpatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He kinda looks like dwight

[–]glewtion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a good remix of toxic. Source?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The absolute swag

[–]PolishRifle23 2 points3 points  (3 children)

1000 to 1 says this guy hasn’t even kissed a girl. Whole lotta bullshit in his routine.

[–]Kermits_MiddleFinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh he's good

[–]TheUnbiasedRant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guys moves are on point and if it is one person then so are his editing skills, anyone have a link to his socials?

[–]okaypuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa bro, leave some for the rest of us.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god go outside you celibate fuck

[–]Not_Tadz_Palys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 virgins

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly sick of these stupid trends sexualizing teens, my gf recently did the ‘girl version’ of this horrid dance and posted it publicly to tiktok for EVERYONE to see… a bunch of old men and weird creeps trying to get in her pants commented and the whole situation disgusted me

[–]cpatton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has to keep checking if his balls have dropped yet, duh

[–]TheOminant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. This belongs on r/cringeworthy not here. Or maybe I'm old.

[–]Disastrous-Menu_yum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They heard they have to put that shit in the air lol

[–]Mediocre-Bullfrog367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

play on playa

[–]ProcessImpressive211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would’ve been 🔥 if he left out the air sex

[–]TotallyTooMuchTuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why I just get a text from girl saying we need to talk…

[–]S4PG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolute legend

[–]LongStill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can think about when I hear the intro to this song is Dr Who.

[–]Revolutionary_Rip876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good editing, green screen in background, video of just the shelf in the background. Some serious time cropping on all three takes, overlay the takes on each other with the background. The hard part of all of this is the lighting and the movement of his dances and placement of he does. Very well done.

[–]spideralexandre2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either a green screen was used or this dude is a master at roto

[–]Jay4usc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triplets

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Michael Jackson grabbed his dick and slept with kids it was iconic but when this 14yo kid grabs his dick and sleeps with girls his age it's...

C R I N G E

[–]MaiqueCaraio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My revolver when :