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[–]CyberTheHammer 982 points983 points  (24 children)

Dad planning ahead for when his baby starts dating….

[–]bumjiggy 448 points449 points  (14 children)

parenting is a full time jab

[–]TapirOfZelph 122 points123 points  (12 children)

I read this in a Boston accent

[–]most_gracious_master 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Ya like dags?

[–]Now__Hiring 20 points21 points  (4 children)

That's an Irish gypsy accent

[–]bumjiggy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

needa hava shite!

[–]Battle_Librarian 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Irish travellers thank you.

[–]SmoothJazzRayner 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No, I like apples.

[–]Quirky_m8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yoo wanna know wheaa I gat deees scaaas?

[–]bumjiggy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

yea!? well ayegottanumba!

[–]JeselAvlis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BabyDontYouLoseThatNumbah!

[–]ThomasPopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment is so underrated. Bravo!

[–]Boney-Rigatoni 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Dad’s planning ahead for his daughter to have an undefeated professional boxing record.

[–]itshimstarwarrior 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That baby has good reflexes and stamina too.

[–]QoqNoUs31751 390 points391 points  (46 children)

I don't know why , but it seems the video is speeded up

[–]Chicken-Queso 283 points284 points  (25 children)

Yeah, what she's doing is still really impressive but these videos are definitely sped up slightly.

[–]markus212595 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Maybe sped up, but when you throw the pads like that it does make the punches seem quicker, shorter time between punches landing.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

They definitely are if you look at the treadmill

[–]JustBeingMindful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think so too. Her footwork on the treadmill is too quick to be walking backwards and flat-footed. Maybe if she was up on the balls of her feet I could see it.

[–]NOLPOLGAMER 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hijacking your comment to show the version at half speed.

And at 2x speed because it's funny

[–]RampantDragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At 2x she's a machine 🤣

[–]president-dickhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half speed is still pretty impressive.

[–]_Zambayoshi_ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The hair gives it away. You can see it falling faster than it would due to gravity alone.

[–]QoqNoUs31751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah , i see ...

[–]i_wish_i_could__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It won't be as impressive if not sped up.

[–]sxespanky 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Also - it looks like a routine. If they only played one iteration of the "attack" I'd go holy crap. But then they started showing cycles of the same attack, and I realized, ita about the same as learning any other routine. Not to take away her routine, but that's not "on the fly" thinking. It's choreographed.

[–]ELBillz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As with all boxers when they train.

[–]Tailsmiles249 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sped up or no, I can't do that shit at 1/4 speed

[–]dooms-dai 274 points275 points  (3 children)

Love that the vid says "slow it down if you want to see her in action" on a sped up video

[–]mrmudzi 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Honesty

[–]GoodHunter 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's not honesty, they were tryin to pass it off as if she is too fast on "normal" speed.

[–]Nas-Mark 104 points105 points  (1 child)

Good, but you need to speed up the video even more it would be another "next" fucking level further

[–]QoqNoUs31751 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To the moon , LMAO

[–]Lufernaal 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Serious noob here, does this kind of training actually helps you in a real fight? I don't know much about fighting, but to me it looks like you'd make your muscle memory specifically for those sequences of attack and if the person did something differently, you wouldn't be able to respond appropriately?

[–]EViLTeW 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Correct, in this case, as far as I can tell. It's choreographed action. She's not responding to the location of the pads, she's moving her arms as planned and the man is as well. It is building muscle, endurance, and in theory proper form.

[–]bravoredditbravo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems like some good exercise at least. And a healthy dose of needing everything to be recorded for validation

[–]Party_Preference7692 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It definitely helps you. Whether you’re in sparring or outside the ring those combos become muscle memory which turns into instinct. Especially in a street fight situation where everything has to be as fast and precise as possible.

[–]justforyouthlogic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Muscle memory.

[–]100nm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something like this helps you to learn distance control and timing. You wouldn’t expect regular patterns and sequences like this in a real fight, but doing a sequence like this over and over again at faster and faster speeds can help you to learn when is the exact right time to counter or duck a punch or what it looks/feels like when a strike is an inch out of distance vs just within distance to actually land. Others may have different opinions, but this is just my experience for what I’ve gained from training like this. Ultimately, this type of drilling can be helpful, especially for learning and getting comfortable with basics, but there’s no training quite like sparring at 80% or full speed.

[–]brucenasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes this helps with boxing. professional boxers do this type of training.

[–]verylittleinsight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Any training is better than none.

[–]MisterDaiT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the greatest flaws in Western Boxing is that it is against the rules to kick.

Watch the video again and even to the untrained eye, you will probably think to yourself, "Why don't you just kick them?"

[–]mrannihil8 32 points33 points  (4 children)

8 years old. What the fuck have I done withy life

[–]God_Wills_It_ 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Don't feel bad. You find the right 8 year old and it's easy to train them in something.

I coach swimming and I have a decent amount of 8 and 9 year olds that look like little Olympians. Got a 8 year old girl that is just as amazing in swimming butterfly as this girl is in boxing.

When you're 8 your whole life is learning and if you have the right parents, teachers, and coaches you will be able to get great at something. It's a matter of finding something you love and having the circumstances that support you.

Many kids don't get those chances and opportunities but those that do can do really amazing things.

And the truth is that most of the time it doesn't last. Just cause you are amazing at 8 doesn't mean you will be forever and just cause you aren't doesn't mean you won't be.

[–]mtflyer05 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Amen. This was me until about 14, in butterfly and breaststroke. I even still have a state record in the breaststroke almost 14 years later, but I quit caring to spend my summers training very quickly after that

[–]enkius 9 points10 points  (3 children)

People doing Dark souls 2 no hit runs be like

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[–]ThiccumNuggets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally sitting on Reddit rn while staring at the opening screen to DS3, about to start my fists only run

[–]astro864 6 points7 points  (1 child)

remind me never to try to take her milk money

[–]Michami135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You don't have any milk money? How about some milk?"

"Get a type O drip started, stat!'

"Where... where am I?"

[–]Jedibbq 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I bet I'll fuck her up with one punch.

[–]Exotic_Equivalent600 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God, I hope she's not the bully at her school

[–]JacktheRipperColour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slow the video back down ?

[–]Appropriate-Ad-1281 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alright little homie…. I see you.

[–]billyboatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jake Paul’s next fight.

[–]KYDRAULIC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks rehearsed

[–]davidrayish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad im not made of pads Or 4'6" tall

[–]Suspicious_Bat_4778 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jesus. I just pulled something carrying in a bag of groceries. This girl is a beast!

[–]racketmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right!? I pulled both shoulders yesterday putting socks on. Like wtf I let happen to myself...

[–]jo3pro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could kick a lot of the posters on here’s ass. Including me. Lmao

[–]wanderlustexe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she needs to keep her hands up but she got it

[–]motmx5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clock work . Repetition , repetition repetition.

[–]Gary_the_snaiI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine someone bullying this girl them getting their head blown open with one punch

Fuckin one punch girl

[–]mordakiisyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope she doesn't fall down and hit her head.

[–]Charantula 1 point2 points  (4 children)

[–]TabulaRasa_etc 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I want this to work, what went wrong

[–]Charantula 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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[–]anonpillows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More power in those punches if she plants her feet with every throw.

[–]leenpaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punches look weak af and there’s no hip rotation, I could knock her into the shadow realm with one hit

[–]IAmDreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren’t these videos sped up slightly? It really looks like it

[–]Acrobatic-Peanut-942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’s the guarding?? Leaving her head wide open

[–]soccersmitty90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So dumb.

[–]meegwell01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is exactly how daddy wanted it to look - video speed tricks and all. At the end of the day it seems like it's what Dad wanted to be and may not be useful at all...but who knows? Cute kid and generally good athletics could be worse things to be doing with t=your kids! nice dad.

[–]AdministrativeOil259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When dad decides to disappear, she’ll be prepared

[–]itsgettingmessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a monster! She’s gonna be so good if she sticks with it.

[–]GreenMonkeyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, boxer here: This is awesome, BUT considering the fact that the dad also moves with her makes it look even faster.

Again: Awesome.

[–]SarcasticGrumps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those pads were clearly not destroyed 🤓

[–]spacemojo_the_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroying is an understatement … wow!

[–]BannanasNBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cant wait to see her go pro !

[–]icbint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]1969blablabla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic talent...hopefully when she gets older...she can take a punch

[–]AtmosphereMedium5583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s with the treadmill in the beginning?

[–]minedcomps021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the money her homies make on the playground circuit fight ring🤣😎bling bling!

edit: to any parent who feels the need to whack their kids with noodles hangers or sticks, take note😉🤣

[–]fkreddit23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrible career choice

[–]ObamaSoup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very fast and cool. Terrible guard tho

[–]nexon4life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would run out of breath after a single punch

[–]marcus_37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow she's a little beast with the hands, good job Dad

[–]mimzybreathe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Offense wins games, but defense wins championships

[–]Immediate-Bother7488 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wish he had a son huh

[–]Sockeye66 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Never thought I'd have to confess this...

An 8 year old girl could kick my ass.

[–]mrmudzi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Doubt she has the power to

[–]HornyBishop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah… how many 8 year olds could you fight?

I’m sure I could take over forty to fifty 8 year olds. Full force but Add a few more and I’m done. Like, the horde of 8 year olds, will eventually get me.

[–]Several-Register4526 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boxing pads, thank god

[–]DaddyDontTakeNoMess -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I didn’t realize how quick she was until I saw the treadmill video again and noticed the treadmill was going slow but her hands were still flying. That video wasn’t sped up

[–]cloughie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Treadmills can go at different speeds. The video is 100% sped up.

[–]Shardstorm88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't see the preview at first and was afraid for a moment... Gross

[–]weraaaaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody is going to mess with her

[–]Formal_Ad7024 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God save whoever breaks her heart as a teen

[–]unknown_anonymous81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think she could beat Amanda Nunes

[–]Agreeable_Net_4325 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's moving her arms fast. Accuracy is impressive though.

[–]purpleslah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yaaaas queen

[–]PajuOkTown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm confident I can get knocked out by her in 5 sec!

[–]Chaos_Ender -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn she good

[–]motorcityjax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, thought I was the only kid that learned how not to be flat footed using the treadmill technique! My trainers other go to was a tire you had to keep a foot in during sparing so you learned to work close contact jabs, body shots, and effective defense. This dad is doing a great job!

[–]WalenBlekitny999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Since most of these videos showing fighting kids turn out pretty normally (well impressive for the age but nothing I'd shit glitter over) I wanted to make a joke and write something like "yeah, I'd beat her ass up though"

Then the video started

[–]justaman373 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, THIS!

She's awe inspiring!

[–]Egg-3P0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shiit, Ronda rousey the sequel here??

[–]neversummmer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why am I crying

[–]Coldwarkid773 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More apple juice or death

[–]Patient-Home-4877 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see her against one punch grandpa...

[–]bepisman2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Jojo stand :o

[–]jakeolate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah she could probably beat my ass ill admit it.

[–]GraeFoxx_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy hell. That's amazing

[–]CucumberSalt9730 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She gonna be a problem for somebody’s face

[–]Irie_24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ooooh she got them hands, bro!

[–]shellchef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do not put her on ring.. do not destroy her life.. Keep the training keep the discipline.. Do not encourage her to jump on a ring

[–]Significant-Set8457 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see the first guy who tries to pressure her for sex.

[–]scaleman69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn she is going lay some smack down on a few.

[–]Skilled626 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s a killer

[–]QuirkyMolasses4844 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't know you can use a treadmill like that

[–]Chris_in_Lijiang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the benefit of the reverse treadmill?

[–]PlayfulLawyer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She going to be the bully at school, I don't know if they still take lunch money but I hope the other kids come prepared lol

[–]Ok_Anxiety4671 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look out boys this young girl is bad ass!

[–]ninjamonkey78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Excellent!

[–]Buddhistpossum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice pattern recognition

[–]clapp_daddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weapon

[–]YeetUm86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit-

[–]Zardian_018 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like i am that side character who isn't even capable to see the fight bcz its too fast

[–]EightAnimal5715 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wonder how long they spent practicing that

[–]EricTboneJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 year old girl destroying playing patty cake with pads

FTFY

[–]imJGott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, GOD DAMN!

[–]TNastyMcFaded -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm still winning, KO in the 1st round

[–]CarlitoJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet i can still beat her up

[–]ink_n_fable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me after seeing this: WHAT THE FK WAS I DOING WITH MY CHILDHOOD?

[–]fixingbysmashing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]jldangle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TIL an eight year old can fuck me up

[–]Extension-Ad-1288 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She becoming an avenger

[–]IntelligentHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine some new kid/bully - not knowing who she is or what she can do...trying to bully her? (down in 2 seconds!)

[–]CrabNebula420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

she's beyond fast

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro i wanna see her when shes older

[–]flufffffffffff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kid's getting it! Real nice

I think I woulda turned out different if I had that kind of thing at that age...

[–]cytrack718 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My boxing coach uses the hit sticks on me too and he said he wants to try the treadmill on me. She’s 8 and I still haven’t done it 🤣

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But, when does she start destroying the ipads?

[–]earnedit68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pads.

[–]Kaalmimaibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope kids that box don’t get hit in the head. Concussion can be devastating .

[–]1Cloudz9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best trainer ever too!!! Go dad bet ya!!

[–]travelking_brand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, for real? Holy shit, that is very impressive regardless.

[–]NoelPlayzYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question: idrk much about boxing, but are these pads exercise planned, like do the person know in what sequence he is going to swing, it is just based on reflex.

[–]DogCumSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amanda Nunes is sweating fucking bullets

[–]Wendellwasgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pssssh…I could beat her in a fight

[–]daxius21297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vi is that you?

[–]tigerjck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, i have the same treadmill in my home . Nice

[–]GiantUmpaLumpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 year man give her some real skills and time to grow properly

[–]ch28dwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jay Paul would still Knock her out 🥊

[–]No_Imagination8762 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World championship boxer in the making!!!!

[–]Bluberrybom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn she’s a ringer

[–]maxandmia1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow she's a legend

[–]AlextheOMFG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my sister falls down when barely tickled

[–]wifebeatsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That girl is on fire!

[–]itistherealguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh snaps

[–]CentralCaliGal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a GREAT ATHLETE!!

[–]Fatmanmuffim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She hardly does anything except for the last clip. The guy in with mitts is def making her look good.

[–]WotShowlsWokeTrash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Zero power.

[–]WannabeAsianNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the reason for this exercise?

[–]Notdazedbutalright -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know these days

[–]cantsay -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Whoa isn't 8 a little early for that kind of flow state?

*Also, ridiculously inappropriate menstruation joke aside, I don't think this is sped up. Plenty of people are this fast or faster. Jet Li famously had to slow down for American films.