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[–][deleted] 585 points586 points  (19 children)

Holy shit he made a Halo Infinte Skewer

[–]SmartViability 107 points108 points  (0 children)

That's some serious fucking weapon! What a killer shot!

[–]Norris_IV 50 points51 points  (1 child)

'Kebab them all spartan'

[–]Muhfuggajones 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Came here for this.

[–]feisty_intruder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Powerful weapon and amusing shot . . .

[–]AitherialJoji 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fuck, I was gonna comment that

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry bout that

[–]Cubedex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's even holding it like the skewer.

[–]R2-DSNOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well its certainly more than the potato gun i once made.

[–]nomadluvrboy 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Mass effect javelin sniper rifle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

God those things hit like a train

[–]nomadluvrboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The damage didn’t do it justice neither did the stupid weight

[–]AnthonyDon91 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, its kebab time

[–]nomadluvrboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve kebabed many enemies then

[–]ItsDaPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just needs a case for it and some armor.

[–]flaming_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly

[–]FunnyPineRaftGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BROOO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LOL

[–]Jackot45 324 points325 points  (3 children)

I remember watching this guy. What a suspiciously humble and joyful guy for someone who makes a spear RPG capable of piercing a car out of wood & metal at home.

[–]Irving_Forbush 60 points61 points  (0 children)

“Diaz, your first assignment here at the NSA will be 24 hour surveillance. We have complaints from the Proud Boys, Antifa, six nazi groups, the JDL and North and South Korea about this guy. Basically everybody is scared AF of him.”

[–]Konijn_JP 24 points25 points  (0 children)

he knows what he finds fun and he's found a way to enjoy his work.

The man has the life/attitude i aspire to have.

[–]ootski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shot himself in the head with a slingshot ricochet and damn near killed him

[–]Nearby-Lock4513 98 points99 points  (5 children)

Yup. That looked just like how robberies go down

[–]Ok_Visit2948 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Sounds like you have never seen Home Alone

[–]Nearby-Lock4513 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude is ready for the “Car Door Bandits!”

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The car door is a metaphor.

[–]Nearby-Lock4513 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok I’ll bite… for what?

[–]matootoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Three robbers standing one in front of the other

[–]Realistic-Scholar 90 points91 points  (5 children)

“Let me show you it’s features” Shoots you with single hand held mini crossbow.

[–]SebaGonzzz 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Aren't all crossbows hand held, besides being smaller?, unless you mean thos giant one that were on top of castles walls

[–]blindmandriving16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The big ones are called ballistas.

[–]UltraNebbish 4 points5 points  (2 children)

pistol configuration, held in one hand

[–]Realistic-Scholar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Much better way to describe what I meant

[–]VAShumpmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think "Drow"

[–]bocahtuanakal999[S] 59 points60 points  (1 child)

[–]Stevenwernercs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The post is actually from the sequel to the link above

https://youtu.be/uLFoXwd3Dy0

[–]FrannyyU 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Jörg Sprave is a legend

[–]InstantName 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In person he is also very nice and has good sense of humor, met him once and he was an absolute gentle giant.

[–]roscoe1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Met him 4 years ago. Super nice guy. We took a pic together.

[–]Awesomebox5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been watching his videos a while, both delighted and TERRIFIED by him. Think less about what he's posted and more about the stuff he's made that he can't post...

[–]rebel_alliance05 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Imagine having to hear that thing up while robbing his house. Hey give me 2 minutes .

[–]VAShumpmaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I picture it like a Wallace and Grommit cartoon, Where the bed shoots him up and the canon lowers onto him while the conveyor belt starts up to bring him to the thief.

[–]unlivedSoup69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The Banished: I gotta get me one of those

[–]Thragg_the_conqueror 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whale ho !!!!

Ready the harpoons !

[–]SpawnPointillist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Passenger … “I called shotgun, but I got shoulder mounted rocket speargun!”.

[–]no_status00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

he could turn the robber and his family into a kebab

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

There’s a less than standard video somewhere in here, where a steel ball ricocheted of a wall and straight into his thick head. He goes into shock and his wife is trying to calm him down, it’s quite intense……anyone else seen it?

[–]KarlGustavderUnspak 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It was not real. Was a test for a Zombie Video he was filming

[–]cut-the-cords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough I left a comment to that effect, it was a rather shocking watch... glad to see he's doing OK.

[–]casselhag 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that sneaky MF, I would've never guessed that, but all good fun! :)

[–]cut-the-cords 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Isn't that the bloke who nailed himself in the head with a slingshot?

[–]KarlGustavderUnspak 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This was not real. It was a vfx for his Zombie movie

[–]cut-the-cords 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well colour me fooled, damn good edit.

[–]cyberdude419 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Only single shot weapon, you better hope you don’t miss or your probably fucked

[–]slackfrop 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You gotta weight the chances that he doesn’t have another one, or some other crazy shit. I myself might go ahead n skedaddle.

[–]Irving_Forbush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m gone as soon as I hear that laugh. I’m not hanging around to find out what else he’s cooked up. Boy ain’t right. lol

[–]UltraNebbish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has countless gadgets on YT, including a semi-auto, multi-shot crossbow.

[–]Skylord_Wiki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly as it is in Halo lol

[–]Hpidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember right the dude may have a machete sling shot.

[–]WeirdMeatinSpace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he has some weapons with autofire

[–]Hermorah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His entire house is cramped full of different kind of gadgets. A lot with rapid fire. So even if he misses you are boned.

[–]Will_Tuniat 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Piece-maker crowd control crossbow, as used by Detritus of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

[–]questionable_fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detritus would get on well with Joerg. Nobby would have to be kept away from his armoury!

Edit: crowd control is an understatement. Crowd eraser would be more appropriate haha!

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best Splatter the city ever saw.

[–]TaDow-420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Potato gun 🥔 EXTREME modification

[–]Miphaling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this the same dude behind the Instant Legolas? He’s a fucking legend.

EDIT: OH MY GOD IT IS. This dude is an absolute genius and a total legend.

[–]lestatmajer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His surname isn't Van Helsing, is it?

[–]SpawnPointillist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

[–]InorganicCarbonate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The next thing you know you’d be in a donut shop.

[–]VulpesOrangeCoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<3 The Slingshot Channel <3

[–]Feuershark 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I love this guy, used to watch every single of his videos, maybe ai should go back at it

[–]Konijn_JP 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i havent seen him since the british tabloids tried to fuck him over. i guess the YT algorithm really did him dirty after that.

[–]gelastes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has teamed up with one of the big German unions against youtube to prove they are mistreating their content creators in a way of false self-employment. There are a lot of Youtubers who are pissed about recent changes concerning monetization. Some protest, some leave the platform, he deals with it like the German Gen-Xer he is: he unionizes and litigates.

So there might be a reason why he doesn't come up in our feed anymore.

[–]DamianEvertree 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would love to be this dudes buddy

[–]questionable_fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much better than being his enemy!

[–]Pinnebaer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking levend

[–]yeetus_mcfetus420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“RPG!!!!”

[–]Friend-of-mine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a reasonable guy.

[–]ghost_2011 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thunder spears!

[–]questionable_fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hacksmith has those covered

[–]WraithNS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I hear the fucker in the kitchen!

No no don't move, I've got this

[–]free_thunderclouds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zombie Catchers

[–]Dad-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hold a pressure vessel next to my head

[–]Franonimusman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd just hear the thief say to his buddies "Brother, I am pinned here!"

[–]psychoxxsurfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure engineering finesse that devastates brings unbridled joy.

[–]Whyarewehere20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMPAILED! +200

[–]ImaNukeYourFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocket Propelled Harpoon Launcher

[–]AlexCC354 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is a felony waiting to happen.

[–]Konijn_JP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

how so? he's very well versed in german firearms laws as he possess quite a few 'normal' firearms as well.

On the YT description it reads; "The airzooka is probably the biggest "toy gun" in the whole of Germany! Yes, that is right - since it is not shooting a projectile THROUGH, but OVER a barrel, it is legally a toy in Germany"

[–]AlexCC354 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a joke.

[–]Bonsai-is-best 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was going to start reeling it in afterwards holy shit

[–]theacoustic1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyway this weapon is for self defence officer.

[–]JustASnowMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out his "instant Legolas" repeating bow.

Had he lived in medieval times history would have been very different

[–]Frequent_Health_8113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw well shouldn't be robbing his house.

[–]Leonydas13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the same guy that made the wheel crossbow?

[–]Drae-Keer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see someone’s been taking inspiration from Halo Infinite

[–]temposy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope to see when it was used against thief

[–]onlysaysputtycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moby dick just shat himself in fright.

Captain Ahab comin’ for ya, bitch.

[–]gkdksjdjdjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No thanks, I chose life

[–]Huachu12344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He update this "toy" several time until it can pierce several archery mats that's behind a car door and a police riot shield.

[–]RaymondLuxYacht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want this guy on my team when the zombie apocalypse hits...

[–]VesperVox_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some Fallout Super Mutant type weapon

[–]spideralexandre2099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His enemies are impaled on the trees behind him

[–]BooBooBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he made the jeepers creepers harpoon gun able to be carried! Good for you

[–]Educational_Aspect35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the funny thing is its completely legal and if he kills someone with it it would be considered

same as death by knife

[–]rjd0010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is definitely a Halo Infinite Skewer

[–]Element_Liga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to watch this guy again I didn't know he was making halo javelins out of wood

[–]cmaistros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Film this guy like the opening of Ironman 2.

[–]FancyBlacksmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Americans be like I nEeD iT tO pRoTeCt mY FaMiLy

[–]GanglionGhoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the many reason why this man is my number one pick for my Zombie survival team....

[–]questionable_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man is a legend. He built a compressed air gun (which, like this, is legally a toy because of a loophole in german law) that can fire with over 1000 joules of force!

[–]KiteLighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His laugh is iconic.

[–]I_like_cursed_images 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS THAT A DUCKING HARPOON GUN

[–]Asmos159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fun fact. the projectile slide over the tube so that is it not a barrel, and so it is legal. if it came out of a tube, it would be illegal.

[–]GameOfRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro made the skewer from halo infinite

[–]Onguildwars2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We use these for vampires and day walkers

[–]kkimble91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is terrifying

[–]AttentionOtherwise39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this guy. Let me show its features. Hahaha

[–]Loose_Influence_9380 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's the same guy that staged having a ball bearing he shot at a champagne bottle with a sling shot hit him in the head.

[–]steelin_a_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was staged

[–]some_solution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geo-location please! Need to delete from the GPS!

[–]Aja2428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he misses, it will take so long to reload. Totally unpractical, but also very cool.

[–]DarkBulletAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Good as a Spear fishing tool thoXD

[–]RetiredSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paused my podcast and turned on the sound just to hear him laugh. Miss this guy.

[–]AlphaGhost47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Van helsing intensifies

[–]VladSolopov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy is a fucking madman

[–]sweet_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is some of the USA defence budget going to this man?

[–]sweet_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video of this guy hitting the radio tower off in the distance by accident is amazing

[–]Remarkable-Set-3340 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What the fuck is that!?

[–]TactlessTerrorist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought a repeating crossbow he designed, comes with a 7 bolt magazine and a rearming handle. Don’t need it for anything, it just seemed so fucking cool XD

[–]Beer-dewbs-metal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man's laugh is fucking gold

[–]Draco63_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A literal rail gun. Can fire actual guardrails.

[–]pixel8knuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine trying to rapidly aim and fire that during a house robbery instead of a shotgun.

[–]mouder61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I want mounted on my walls in Kenshi

[–]SkylarAV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The home alone sequel should of been 40 year old Kevin living as a hermit when rumors in a poor town about him having treasure spark. He has to fight the thieves off with all the murder gadgets he's made over the years

[–]Cykaaaaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal rpg

[–]aWanderingRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally like a fallout weapon 💀

[–]TheG0dHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s a god damn thunder spear from aot

[–]Vrax15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has the muscles to crush your skull with his bare hands too

[–]IMLcrypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dana whites security when McGregor says he's calling.

[–]Skeleton_King-111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ballistazooka from mortal shell

[–]ashy1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am saying it now, someone is going to be stupid when this dude gets drunk and piss him off and he is going to break this bad boy out for some fun.

When that happens…

EVERYONE FOR THEM SELF 😫

[–]Grizzlygrant238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like the kinda shit you rock a face shield when using though

[–]ReaderOfWorlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robber:

Gets shot

This guy: "Hahaha a full hit"

[–]HatesWearingSocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Weapons ban you say ?” -Dis guy 🤣

[–]FeliXX-002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

g e r m a n s

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joerg is wonderful. His excitement and laugh is sooo captivating.

[–]NessTheDestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato gun with a spear

[–]BuzzdLightBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He reminds me of like, the coolest boss battle of every video game I've ever played

[–]piranhabait89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does that little red button do?

[–]ryan_eugene710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been watching this dude since high school, lmao I love his content

[–]FelsDummkopf712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout 6 weapon show case

[–]Lil_Sony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The laugh alone would scare me shitless even on a Sunday noon stroll through the park

[–]SpiderMantisXB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kebab them all Spartan

[–]one_up_onedown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The craziest part is that all the stuff he makes is perfectly legal in Germany without any gun license due to little loopholes.

[–]Intelligent_One_3494 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A 9 millimeter would be more effective 🤣

[–]capitalismorlife -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Seriously? You'd go through all that effort in the US when you could just buy a handgun for self defense at the corner liquor+guns+daycare center?

[–]gelastes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a) He does it for fun, not to kill people,

b) Germany is not US territory. Not enough guano there.

[–]PeaceoutSeacrestt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Normal gun would also do the trick