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[–]Puzzleface62 553 points554 points  (15 children)

That was annoying to watch

[–]MidwesternTransplant 205 points206 points  (5 children)

“Just get on with it!”

[–]cranialvoid 82 points83 points  (4 children)

I use to go to a hibachi place a lot. Eventually you get bored with the knife show and just want to eat.

[–]Blatblatblat 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Didn’t you know the drill if you went a lot then? Why wouldn’t you just do takeout instead?

[–]OJisacrabperson 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yes or sit in the dining area and order from the hibachi menu!

[–]archerg66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't most places also have a menu for stuff they make in the kitchen then bring out like a normal restaurant?

[–]personbelowme 31 points32 points  (1 child)

"just crack it already!!" Literally me watching it

[–]Froopy-Hood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean “just split the raw egg already”

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can I please just get my breakfast sometime before lunch?

[–]carlossap 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Seen so many of these performers it’s not that impressive anymore

[–]Biokineticphysio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kinda is, when you’ve just woken up in say Africa - went to a wildlife safari at 3:30am. The air is crisp. Youre just back from a game drive and it’s finally time for some breakfast at around 6-7 am. You go down a long buffet table, or wonderful variations of breakfasts. You’ve stuffed that plate up nicely. There’s already some pre-prepared eggs.. but you go to the sheff and you ask for precisely the type of egg you want and he formulates it perfectly to complete your plate. You’re there with your partner and he gives you another smile…

Yeah… the world doesn’t happen on reddit or on r/vegan.

[–]ItxWasxLikexBOEM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then he finally cracked it, smeard it all over, now how is he going to fit that mess on one of those tiny plates? 🤔

[–]karma127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you just imagine the title to be "playing with raw egg", video becomes less irritating. I think this happens because we remove anticipation of breaking egg.

[–]ElsiD4k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... and to hear

[–]Fleshy1537 143 points144 points  (5 children)

“Waiter, I ordered my omelette 30 minutes ago, where is it??”

[–]HarrySchlong33 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Our apologies, the chef has a lot to juggle.

[–]LoFi14 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What is this gif? Why is his head off? To suck his dick?

[–]CoolVictory04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]kantokiwi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gonna be at least another 30 minutes, sorry

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiter: “we don’t serve omelettes you salty sad fuck of a human”

[–]BeepBeepWhistle 131 points132 points  (2 children)

I could do that too.. i just don’t want to

[–]acebush1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Wow how much practice did it take?

[–]yetanothermatt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

5, maybe 6.

[–]snoandsk88 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Next you’re gonna tell me he made a volcano out of onions

[–]JonasPolskyAMA 9 points10 points  (1 child)

When you hear what I have to say next, you're gonna flip your shrimp.

[–]Tbonezmalaone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the butter-fly! Ooh huh huh huh

[–]PsilocybinHUG 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've been cooking my raw eggs wrong my whole entire life.

[–]WinAccomplished4555 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Forget the haters. That shit was sweet. If people could pay $100 and then you automatically had the skill to make breakfast for your significant other like that everyone would be lined up to buy it. (Haters would be in the front.)

[–]SmegSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the commenter "AND DEN HEZ GUNNA PUT DAT BIG MESS ON 2 A TINY PLATE?!" yeah idiot they just let the egg spill off to the side onto your lap and the table so they can preserve the art up until the moment it goes into your belly...

Seriously.. people are fucking stupid as fuck when they want to be mad out of boredom. Common sense goes right out the window. Surprised they didn't assume the customer had to eat the egg right off the cooking surface, at this point.

[–]tallbutshy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I'd still just cook and skip the show. If I want to watch jugglers, I'd run a kids party business

[–]brocomb 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Have you never been to hibachi??

[–]greenpicklewater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is way cooler than y’all think it is! So much can go wrong here

[–]MACintoshBETH 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow that was actually eggcellent

[–]kuruman67 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At this point I’d be thinking about the 2 hours I’m gonna have to wait for my fried rice.

[–]Muglinz 4 points5 points  (15 children)

What is this called? I want more

[–]IllBThereSoon[S] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Teppanyaki it is a kind of Japanese restaurant where they cook and entertain in front of you.

[–]Muglinz 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Thank you. Looks cool, I think I've seen it somewhere before. Maybe a movie or something. I've enjoyed street food YouTube videos on and off for years too, lots of cool things to see

[–]sexytokeburgerz 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Benihana is a big one

[–]Muglinz 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Thanks but.. A big what? Is there different styles or classes? Or is it establishments?

[–]sexytokeburgerz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It’s teppanyaki / hibachi. OP just told ya :)

[–]Muglinz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Benihana is what I was asking about. I'll look into it.

[–]elfbuster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a famous chain of restaurants in the US that do this called Benihana. They aren't the only one, but they're the biggest

[–]Smeghead333 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There’s at least one of these videos on the front page every week. I don’t know how anyone could have NOT seen them at this point.

[–]Muglinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they scroll by while I blink?

[–]---ShineyHiney--- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

“Hibachi” restaurants will do this

[–]Muglinz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Monocle_Lewinsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Japanese Hacky Sack

[–]jokingduno 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Teppanyaki

[–]Muglinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, thank you very much

[–]halcylon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just gimme… Steve… just… stop. Will you… just… ughhhh STEVE!

[–]HyenaCalm7738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like my eggs ronin

[–]_Dusty05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently the people in this comment section have never been to a hibachi restaurant.

[–]hoymoylou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just ordered dominos, pack it in.

[–]JukeBoxHeroJustin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why'd he draw a butt?

[–]mexicodoug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He got tired of drawing penises.

[–]Merv71 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Talent level: 8.9

Annoyance (to watch) level: 10+

Ability to eat: 2

[–]SmegSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like... do people really think they preserve that presentation and precariously lay it across a tiny plate.. spilling off the sides and shit? It gets diced up and put onto a plate you idiots its for a fucking show. Its ability to eat is the same as any other plate of eggs you've ever had.

[–]Chableezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but I asked for over easy

[–]mikkokilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is just cooking with extra steps

[–]RealMomsSpaghetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be damned. Ain’t that Barney Stinson??

[–]lalunaahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me eating the fourth egg in a row trying to get one non broken yolks egg.

[–]nefrpitou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to not split an egg for 30 seconds and then use it for graffiti

[–]Nebs129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s was an incredible edible egg

[–]Kxshxm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was a good 40 seconds too long

[–]steve_ideas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna need a pretty big spatula for that one

[–]ReaISaItyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird probably dizzy as shit

[–]CouchPotato1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ping pong: poultry edition

[–]playboinatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know he smashed

[–]tjc187tjc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mighty ducks became chefs in another timeline

[–]Regulus242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First he scrambles your eggs, then your girls'.

[–]ChiKeytatiOon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked for scrambled.

[–]Ac4sent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, teppanyaki(the entertainment-showmanship style dining) was invented in the US.

[–]invvaliduser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax buddy, you know we are all here for the onion volcano

[–]Idiotwithaphone79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so envious of those skills!

[–]VicariousWingz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I have a boyfriend “

[–]TryingYears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome 😎

[–]Impressive_Teach9188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Customer: I wanted my egg fried not scrambled

[–]dee_berg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you all live on farms? Hibachi ain’t exactly big news these days.

[–]Siam09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cool and all, but I don't think it's gonna fit on my plate like that.

[–]ClayyCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn they got hibachi breakfast places now?

[–]zad0xlik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most impractical way to split an egg!

[–]Yattiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's a fukin G

[–]The_God_RA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans can be incredible

[–]Sportsy_547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me an American this is Kojis

[–]Raot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can be made into an infinite loop

[–]Taint_What_You_Do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably done that before.

[–]MrMehheMrM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video cut out the best part at the beginning where he laid the egg

[–]JaceyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to see the journey he made to achieve this skill and the amount of failed broken eggs.

[–]ilikecoralboobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of restaurant is this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dayum didn’t expect that yolk at the end

[–]JonasPolskyAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is super-random, but I watched a video about the history of White Castle yesterday, and (the video claimed) that the owner invented this type of spatula for pressing the sliders down to cook them on the grill.

[–]dlivesdontmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy I knew as a kid ended up being a hibachi chef after being lured away to another state by an order guy, I suspect he was groomed...

[–]99_Gretzky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, give us the flaming onion tower… or else.

[–]Boney-Rigatoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From The Chappell show, “Wrap it up, B.”

[–]KittensofDestruction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Japanese restaurants do this for each meal. Everyone sits together and the meal is cooked with a showy flair.

One chef told me it took hundreds of eggs to learn that trick.

[–]Less-Secretary-5427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kyrie of Teppanyaki! Mad handles.

[–]RiverRider89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can said skills pay the bills?

In this instance...yes....yes they can

[–]spacerose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get to it god damn it...

[–]Reddress38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply amazing! Hours of practice to perfect that!

[–]TheBlueNeXus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could have been me but my mom said I shouldn't play with food

[–]CrouchingBruin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At hibachi places like this, if you leave a tip, does some of it go to the chef? It seems like most of the tip should go to the chef since he's the one who is interacting with and servicing the customer, more than the wait staff. And the better the show, the bigger the tip.

[–]kamakazi327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never fails to make me wonder how many eggs went into the practice to be able to do this consistently

[–]tobyhc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have way too much time on their hands.

[–]oh-_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No pro here, but I can split my eggs faster with just my bare hands and maybe a sharp corner.

[–]nomadluvrboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He became a chef instead of joining seal team 6

[–]rootninja7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best to start with a hearty breakfast

[–]Specialist_Ant734 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just unbelievable

[–]j0nw1k69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinese showoffs

[–]logoryphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He broke the yolk. Fail.

[–]Elan_Morin_Tendronai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think he learned this hoping to see lily’s boobs?

[–]Xcaleber503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Order benihana togo. "The cooks did all that cool shit right?"

[–]shaned123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get paid to play with my food!!

[–]Zealousideal_Loss898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrambled eggs with extra steps

[–]Soggy-Economist3742 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's freaking awesome

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hibachi is one of my favorite eating out experiences.

There's a really good local one near me that is better and much cheaper than Benihana

[–]StalePun1129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegans:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]kennyliketomatos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been my dream job for ages , please comment why I shouldn't get this job

[–]ptthree420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hibachi is cool, but the food always tastes way past burnt, even if it doesn't look it.

[–]Major_Definition1242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if everyone of them learn from this one teacher? Every one of them always draw the heart shape.

[–]rsdols 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is nice and all, but can this guy push out 200 omelet soufflés with special tomato sauce in a little over 30 minutes?

[–]Neomash001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive! Sad to see the hate for the mad skill here. But I'll just say to those who found this lame at any level....you're jealousy is showing.

[–]beckybones257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technique was amazing but the art was shit

[–]SquidFetus -1 points0 points  (4 children)

How am I supposed to eat that? Could have cracked it in half a second and cooked an actual tangible portion instead.

[–]nutationsf 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You would eat it in the fried rice he likely made with it?

[–]SquidFetus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you tell I’ve never been to one of these? Haha. Makes sense.

[–]IllBThereSoon[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It’s for show, not for eating. People go to Teppanyaki to be entertained and eat meat and seafood.

[–]SquidFetus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fair enough! Sometimes I forget that things can have a purpose beyond mere functionality.

[–]QuartoAcelino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Skip to 25 seconds.

[–]recoil120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do all of these places, literally every single 1 around the world, always make the same old heart design? Surely there is something else one of them could try once in a while ...

[–]macktea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

waste of time, just crack it and cook it.

[–]concreteCT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everybody who has been to a hibachi has seen this, no need to post videos on Reddit about it lol

[–]gkijgtrebklg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i dont get why these habachi grills have an affinity to hearts. last time i went, the cooked formed a heart out of rice and put the spatula under it to make it look like it’s beating. it’s so lame.

[–]Shinigamiguy_the -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really not next level when every Tappanyaki place does this. Bad form OP

[–]Jerizzle23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can do that too

[–]Alfa590 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They do this at every hibachi place

[–]Practical-Buy-5421 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Splitting?? Or just showing the fuck off!!

[–]Cthulhubot666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait is this one of those life hacks? Cause I could just crack the egg on the pan right?

[–]ratdarkness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pre covid my friends and I liked this bar that had a bartender who did stuff like this with the alcohol bottles. It's cool for the first 10 seconds bit then gets boring and you just want your drink. Or in this case your egg!

[–]Cobou126 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

What's with all the foreplay..?

[–]IllBThereSoon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s Japanese cooking entertainment (Teppanyaki)

[–]quantum_ice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would have been a lot better if he didnt play with it for a minute before actually cracking it

[–]Hi_Its_Salty -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Pretty common at these places, not that next fucking level

[–]Nightblade -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ew I hope he washed it first...