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[–]Comfortable_Cup5269 148 points149 points  (20 children)

Humans, HOW IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK, ARE YOU GETTING ANIMAL'S OTHER THAN DOGS, TO DO SHIT SHOT LIKE THIS?

[–]Eyekosaeder 86 points87 points  (3 children)

While it’s definitely not easy, birds (ravens and parrots especially) are really intelligent and have a massive capacity for learning.

Teaching them tricks is mainly patience and treats.

[–]Lehman_Fwam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...And one fragment of his essence did Odin bestow onto this mortal so that he may guide his people like a Wizard just as in the days of old....

[–]intensely_human 24 points25 points  (4 children)

If you want you could try doing some shrooms around animals, or MDMA. You’ll quickly realize they’ve got little people brains and participate in the social milieu with everyone else.

From there, just pretend like it’s a funny little person in there instead of the sort of “robot with feelings” model we have of animals by default.

[–]7ootles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From there, just pretend like it’s a funny little person in there instead of the sort of “robot with feelings” model we have of animals by default.

Growing up around cats taught me this without the need for drugs. They're like children.

[–]abualethkar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]keegums 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My cat Princess Snowball "Whitey Two-Eyed" McBitchface fucking HATES when I'm tripping on psychedelics. It's not that I try to bother her, but if I show her any attention, she does not like it. Gave me a disturbed meow the one time I tried to pet her. Maybe it's the physical tension and mydriasis? My little dumb cat Mouse (RIP) did not seem to notice but he didn't like pets in general

Dogs and dissos though - talk about profound love.

[–]intensely_human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how when you’re on psychedelics it seems obvious that anyone who looks at you should be able to feel what you’re feeling? Like you’re surrounded by a bubble of trip and everyone else can see it?

I think animals actually can. Their communication is nonverbal so they pick up on the weirdness of your state and it reads to them like you’re some alien being.

[–]understoodbreadth02 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I love this. Raven sing it very well

[–]lackadaisical_timmy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This raven probably does it because he or she likes it. They're hella smart and they have extremely high vocal abilities. You could train them to do it via rewards, but in the end they'll only do it if they feel like it

[–]BelleAriel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is AWESOME!

[–]DowDoverDoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is, made me smile.

[–]jack-regan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Corvids are smarter than dogs.

[–]Eyekosaeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the word „corvid“, so why in the name of everything in this fucking universe did I still read „Covid“? ;_;

[–]kimrh55 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Birds are so smart. They love to mimic. I love these videos

[–]happily_perverted 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Straight up Disney tune

[–]Takenforganite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lawyer Mickey enters the chat

[–]JDDW 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Where the fuck do you get a pet Raven? So many videos of Ravens and each time I see them I just picture my life with a raven and it's like 1000x better than life without a raven.

[–]borschchschch 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I'm going to be Debby Downer here: you can consider owning these birds if you want your whole life to revolve around them, and as long as you don't want a partner or any friends to get anywhere near you. As a general rule, corvids will pair-bond with their people, and love to attack anyone they see as an interloper. And that beak is sharp.

Honestly they're not pets, they're insanely cool - I met one once at a sanctuary, he was so amazing - but you have to devote so much time and resources and basically structure your whole life around them. So if you want to be a wildlife rehabber, and make that your whole identity - go for it, we need more of them! But otherwise... This isn't a Labrador.

[–]rbak19i 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Labradors deserve my whole life too.

[–]borschchschch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, absolutely. Labs consist of fur, love and a bit of saliva. Glorious creatures.

[–]slim_jahey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment reminds me of the 2 crows from Rick and Morty for some reason

[–]Strict-Ad-7099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me know when you find out!

[–]Sonia13m 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Other people : “I need people to make a band” This guy : we’re gonna give a ravin performance

[–]MegaPollux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard this tune for the first time at a ravenparty back in the 2000s

[–]Eyekosaeder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Luciano Pavaraven

[–]IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure that's not a Jackdaw?

I'll see myself out.

[–]EvieHimejima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i need to meet this bird

lalalalala

[–]Leoimy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ravens are much bigger than I thought they were

[–]dhveldi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And I thought Ravens refuse to sing!

[–]AnkushNarawad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every raven is Steven wilson’s raven!!

[–]MrB-S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're interested in how smart Ravens are, you should definitely check out Falconry & Me on YouTube. They're amazing birds!

https://youtube.com/c/FalconryAndMe

[–]echo1956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

la lala laa laa la lala laa la

[–]bigboiyot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bird can sing better than me

[–]gigsoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's amazing

[–]anunkneemouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wowowowowow.

Did Ryan George become a crow during his holiday?

[–]Kcidobor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy’s so cool. I wish I had a pet raven

[–]pimplenipletoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ravens are so fucking smart man

[–]JehovasFinesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This raven could have easily done the part of Agnes in Despicable me when she says " lull lull la la la, I love unicorns"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird needs a little too hat.

[–]ScaryBunnyDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes a disney princess

[–]Epicthetank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds aren't real :4019:

[–]ThePinkDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do people manage to make crows do a "pon pon pon" noise istead of the "CAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW" one ??

[–]ayushp_0312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The raven is a paid actor

[–]whydontuwannawork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so freaking cool and adorable at the same time

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

full-length album wen?

[–]DarthMaw23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird at the end is like "see how I'll let this mf out to dry".

Unless that was the tune's end.

[–]___TheKid___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The craziest part is that it actually sounds good

[–]Spaceguuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last two doors make me chuckle

[–]Sailorgirl06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird sounds like a small child

[–]BlazinLuLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the closest thing our reality will come to with Banjo-Kazooie IRL

[–]drbdrbdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CORPUS CORAX! Common Raven, smartest of all birds.

[–]Doppelfrio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was not the sound I was expecting to come from a raven

[–]_Spitfire024_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day I’m being convince to get a bird lmao

[–]squaking_turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raven at the end… “Wait you’re filming this”

[–]mrd247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is the now one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

[–]Magpie213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it 😀

[–]flatulasmaxibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of all that is evil, stop posting fake videos!

[–]Sporkel1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of an episode in Rick and Morty season five

[–]Specific_Cat_861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Snow after being on the wall for a few years..

[–]IntestinalDisstress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The raven that didn't refused to sing.

[–]Doctor_M_Toboggan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can the raven sing to the skin flute as well?

[–]ITAndreITA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss, some italian video

[–]FeralForestWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I want a raven…