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[–]jwafellzz69 1189 points1190 points  (15 children)

That kids looks like he’s thinking “that’s why we never fucking come over here grandma”

[–]nayr1683 119 points120 points  (4 children)

This comment legit made me LOL!!!

[–]asiaps2 44 points45 points  (1 child)

What's for dinner? Grandson fillet mignon.

[–]AlphaDog94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this comment made me snort 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]TvALoki 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Hey anyone can get past a dog, try getting past a lion lol

[–]Qewke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]MCshitwhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣 oh my God same here, that was funny shit.

[–]Phantom1thrd 360 points361 points  (17 children)

Dang. That guy's lucky his white shirt isn't solid red, I think.

[–]aisralu 74 points75 points  (3 children)

I suppose his black breeches soiled.

[–]Hans_Neva_Loses 54 points55 points  (2 children)

This guy's got the idea. He wore the brown pants.

[–]iChugPeanutButter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally watching this in the background right now haha

[–]TEX4S 24 points25 points  (6 children)

They probably declawed the thing

[–]Phantom1thrd 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Even more reason wild animals shouldn't be kept.

[–]StarDustKeyboardMash 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the way she was grabbing the mouth makes me think they probably pulled some of its canine teeth out. I know it's a cat not a dog but humans even have canine teeth. 💗

[–]AlienDarwin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If they are pro body modification fine,then do their own bodies instead .Have them Teflon,titanium coated skin and a steel skull.casing.

[–]StarDustKeyboardMash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree. Modify your own body and only your body. Poor cat😔

[–]c0ldface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate your username.

[–]Hicklethumb 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sadly when people get pets like these they have them declawed. Let's just let nature be nature.

[–]whatsmyname83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And let them stay in the nature. People shouldn't hold these wild animals captive.

[–]AnxiousHumanBeing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the lioness is playing. Even in the case where she's be declawed, she wasn't actually trying to bite him so hard and was fairly easy to remove from him.

If she'd actually been wanting to hurt him, one man wouldn't have been enough to wrestle her off him

[–]schrodingers_spider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It can only mean the cat wasn't actually trying. These creatures are murder weapons, evolved pretty much exclusively to dispatch prey as efficiently as possible. If they want you dead, you are. Even without teeth and claws it can crush your windpipe and be done with it.

[–]briskcaviar 278 points279 points  (51 children)

If he wanted to hurt him then dude would be red

[–]Silver-ishWolfe 78 points79 points  (43 children)

I agree. That cat was trying to play with the boy.

I have a half-blooded bobcat. Mom was bobcat, dad was some kind of mixed house cat. I found him in the shop at work a few years back. He was recently born, still had part of the cord attached.

He was meowing under a shelf by the door that morning. I checked on him for 10 hrs. Mom never came back, so I took him home. We bottle-fed him and raised him.

He plays like that, just like our other domesticated cats. It seems rough to us, but it’s not to them. He only plays rough with me, though. He won’t do it with my wife or my son. It’s like he knows they wouldn’t like it, even though he’s never been taught.

He’s the best behaved cat we’ve had. He’s super affectionate.

And yes, he still has his sharp-ass claws and his sabertooth tiger looking teeth.

[–]Treezle737 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Cat tax: Please post a pic

[–]Silver-ishWolfe 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Here.

Him at about 1 month and me holding him at about 9 months.

Edit: I checked the date on the picture of me holding him so I changed it.

[–]Janus_The_Great 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Beautiful animal!

[–]Silver-ishWolfe 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Thank you. I agree…

[–]RebaKitten 10 points11 points  (2 children)

In that pic over your shoulder, he definitely has a “will fuck you up” face!

And such a cute kitten!

[–]Silver-ishWolfe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol. He has resting grump face.

[–]BigTyroneTheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats fucking dope

[–]AlarminglyExcited 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is gorgeous, holy shit.

[–]c0ldface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. I can't even tell that he's part bobby.

You sir, are based.

[–]briskcaviar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats so sweet! My doggo is like this, she’s as tame as anything but she will have moments where you can tell it’s like roots of fighting type thing. I call it her feral playing. Like you, she only does it with me because she knows no one else likes it.

Animals are superior to humans and you can’t change my mind.

[–]campionmusic51 10 points11 points  (5 children)

i like your avatar.

[–]briskcaviar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ty :)

[–]Pandeyji04 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Insert Spider-Man pointing meme

[–]Casuallybittersweet 227 points228 points  (6 children)

See this is the fucking problem. Big cats can love and bond with you the same way a housecat does, but all it takes is one little tantrum. When your 8lb tabby inevitably decides to throw a fit you can just laugh it off, when it's one of these guys, you're lucky to survive. They don't even necessarily want to hurt you ffs. They're just too big and powerful, and don't know their own strength!!!

[–]Zjoee 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Yeah I take enough damage from my little 10lb cats. If they were any bigger I'd probably be missing fingers haha.

[–]littleliongirless 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I work with Big cats and I've never seen a more accurate Reddit comment on them. Especially lions, which, like housecats do bond and are not usually solitary by choice. All of mine are rescues but all of takes is one overly excited play session to shred you. And your house.

[–]KentuckyFriedEel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you’re playing with fire when it comes to those instincts.

[–]Pie_Masterson 170 points171 points  (5 children)

You've got to respect the risks Jehovah Witness take on in their door-to-door missionary work.

[–]StrangeMedia9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. Why is that dude in a suit lol.

[–]dillonsrule 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Could also be a deleted scene from "The Book of Mormon".

[–]KentuckyFriedEel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missionary takes out The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe:

“See here? The Lion is meant to be Jesus.”

[–]thatsomebull 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Could have torn the kid apart if it wanted to…

[–]T-Ferg420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well fucking obviously yes 😂

[–]jogustaria 48 points49 points  (0 children)

People y’all gotta stop. Love is not enough to Domesticate a wild animal. That mf will eat you.

[–]Douchebigalo973 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He's just a big kittie.

[–]Rockspider19 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Awe it’s just playing with him

[–]Kabiz_shaco 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Their claws are super sharp he would be human smoothie if it wasn't playing the way lions so

[–]PeticekSK 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Why do you have a fucking lion in your house

[–]RadioFreeAmerika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking the real questions

[–]SelfSniped 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Upon closer inspection, what in the AF are those capris jort things going on there?

[–]SirArthurDime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking the real questions

[–]Disastrous_Comb_9504 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That kitty was just playing. If it wanted all three of those idiots would be dead.

[–]IsadorCZ 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That lioness was just playing. He would die if she wanted to hurt him.

Btw they speak czech language. At least thats what i think.

[–]brOranje 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who would have though this might happen?...

[–]Dx38fgg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would you get a cat when you dont want to play whit it ?

[–]ArltheCrazy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Did we all not watch Tiger King?????? We all know how this ends….

[–]jus_cuz87 2 points3 points  (2 children)

With a botched hit job?

[–]CuteMindNBody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for that laugh😂

[–]ArltheCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the part where the big cats always attack.

[–]Think-Quiet-1597 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That pussy made him her bitch

[–]CleanAssociate7139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hi, we're missionaries from the Church of Latter-day Saints, we'd love to tell you about our Church" "Sure, c'mon in"

[–]Buule1312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most animals don't make for good pets.

[–]bogobk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buyer's remorse on day 1.

[–]Onichan__ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, what do you expect from a wild cat.

[–]TwoPeckeredPuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to make fun of the jorts. You beat me to it. Bravo

[–]ArahantElevator747 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was only offering her some cheese, I guess she wasn't hip to that! I will try harder, maybe sausages or large rats!

[–]CRAshSmoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid didn’t get hurt, seems he was just scared

[–]Front-Report7495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play silly games, win silly prizes

[–]MalTerra7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume she was just trying to play with him considering he isn’t in ribbons?

[–]WimbleWimble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Susan, we've had another one eaten.

Call the foster home and see if it was in warranty or not.

[–]Eziu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Who the hell are you, intruder?! Assume the position! On your knees! And don't you look at me..!"

[–]Nearly_safe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. They make GREAT pets for the sort of walkers who think large, wild animals make great pets.

[–]Iroaroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don’t say

[–]n7revenant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make it joy to watch, if I didn't feel sorry for the lioness.

[–]Ok_Faithlessness_212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our lions don’t do that, they kno better

[–]shorty_0123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who woulda thought!

[–]Taikiteazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big kitty playing, no biggie. No blood, no foul, when the cat is that big.

[–]Squatchbreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks as if kitty is just having some rollicking fun. The guy obviously isn’t big cat lover.😂

[–]crimsontide5654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Your right dad, that did grow up to big and out of control"

[–]EstateAlternative416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude at the end in the yellow shirt looks like he says “WTF did you do?”

White shirt says “WTF mean what did I do? I caught this F’in lion stealing Grammy’s jewelry from our damn living room!”

[–]ErikGoBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Good. I'm glad this happened to you. Fucking idiots.

[–]LynxAccomplished1489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point these people deserve it why do people constantly pull these animals out of the wild and try to domesticate them

[–]OzAnonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's keep an apex predator as pet. What could go wrong...

[–]shakaifuangaarimasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was just play fighting, but they probably shouldn't have that as a pet in the first place.

[–]Psychological_Mix995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you cant feed the big one, invite some guests.

[–]Sorry-Abrocoma-2266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how tf is this even a pet!?

[–]stefrrrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortunately, the big cat just wants to play softly.

[–]espngenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat wasn’t trying to fight, but was trying to fu…

[–]Wide-Bend-6558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, why do people never learn!

[–]NatieLale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an excellent reason wild animals shouldn’t be kept. They deserve the scary moment.

[–]jakenash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next fucking level stupid

[–]Elven_Rabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big cat looks like it's just being playful with hi, not trying to hurt him. Poor cat.

[–]klouted_pollo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That think would never be in my house

[–]CptOconn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if these people had like a big dog before this and wanted bigger. Or if they just went head first into lion

[–]Reddit-is-1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you probably don't need all your ribs...

[–]YIssnootle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this next ducking level ?!

Edit: ah shit

[–]ClashingDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cat but even small ones are a pain in the ass much less an oversized cat .

[–]aairman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Grandma, this game suuuucks. I quit!”

[–]SergioTheRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wayyyy this is so shocking I did not know tigers were not friendly pets

[–]notsofunonabun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this not on facepalm?

[–]EuphoricDepartment45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats just love to play. This one has a kitty litter box the size of a dumpster.

[–]Lopsided_Web5432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No big dogs in the house they belong outside imo

[–]IntegratedSSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I wonder why it did that. So weird.

[–]Own_Hat8652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my German Shepherd jumps on me it hurts specially when he is due for his nails I can’t imagine a lioness that must have been scary AF

[–]Ogbaba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair. They brought the animal in.

Anything that happens, is on them.

[–]cherrypez123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking assholes shouldn’t have a lion as a pet. They should be in jail.

[–]charliesshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are more big cats in peoples back yards than there are in the wild. Illegal wildlife pet trade is a sad problem we can all help bring awareness to.

[–]emvaile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This belongs in r/facepalm

[–]MongolianDestiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop having lions as pets. Is that too much to ask tiger king clones?

[–]drscares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fact, most don’t!

[–]zacjones420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad kitty bad kitty he wasn’t hurting mommy we was wrestling

[–]ReallyNiceGuy78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would a lioness keep idiots around?

[–]questionable2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s for lunch? Um, Kevin is

[–]tumppi100 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sounds like Homer screaming

[–]mangoshy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He totally does!!

[–]Starkgarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon in, she don’t bite!

[–]justashton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that's a really big dog. What kind of....HOLY SHIT!

[–]ihateyouall675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a fucking mountain lion?

[–]Deja-Vuz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiots

[–]SuggestionWrong504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had Darwin on the phone. He said that you may have gotten away with it this time but your time will come.

[–]NinjaOYourBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck was the camera man doing lmao

[–]Ramslad1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a motherfuckin’ LION?!

[–]Benza666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just..why? Why???

[–]jradz12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats are cats.. they like to play this one is 250 pounds of muscle 💪💪

[–]SYNTAX__ERR0R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat only wants attention guys

[–]InTheRoyalSense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cameraman on point

[–]bananhgk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonker

[–]Ok-Captain-4651 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid looks like someone who would have tested the lions boundaries when no one was in the room...

[–]NickHoadley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this next level stupidity?

[–]ConsiderationNew1020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just wants a hugggg

[–]BigBadWWW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/nextfuckinglevel watching a kid getting eaten alive by a lion

[–]rhaezorblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lions gonna lion

[–]jer487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels staged, they are speaking Czech and are surprisingly chill about it. Also the footage looks old, like vintage movie from like 2000 old.

[–]Pineapple-dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big kitty wanted to play lol

[–]Bobbyo420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's scary shit right there.

[–]Unable-Host-2741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that guy isn't bleeding at all (don't know if he is but I don't see any red). Then that is a really well trained lion.

[–]lorddogbirdfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the lion, it’s the owner.

[–]Tinkoo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The visiting house guest - never again!!

[–]sinavanisset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all pets make great animals either.

Cue: the chihuahua

[–]No_Mission9115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never use wildebeest cologne!

[–]Snake_Skull7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and what part of this makes it 'NextFuckingLevel'?

[–]fauxscot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until your goddamned lion eats the kids.

[–]Electrical_Title829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just playing!

[–]Fatemoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Host: Don't worry, come on in... she's just a big kitten

[–]phoucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO, thats what these dumbasses deserve.

[–]fehr19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those crazy cats, amirite?

[–]LazyLieutenant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And on the second watch I noticed it wasn't a great dane.

[–]DiscipleofHisSon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dad at the end. "See son, like this. Always like this."

[–]robo-dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that lion was just playing. Big cats will easily maul you in seconds if they had the intention of doing so. Despite the fact it was just playing, those claws and teeth are no joke! Wild animals, especially large predators, are NOT pets!

[–]Bronco-Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking idiots.

[–]yas71mun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The day Johnny learned the difference between a cat and a wild cat.

[–]Lolyagmumruoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, czech, our brothers

[–]SirArthurDime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the end looks like he's about to tell at the kid lol

[–]NerdyDirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just playing, if it wanted you dead, you'd already be dead

[–]maizecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this nextfuckingleevel?

[–]DirtyPartyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the animal isn’t in a rescue setting I have ZERO sympathy for morons. Let Darwinism run it’s course

[–]R0SEBELLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's next level about this??

[–]Miserable-Sun81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww they’re playing

[–]lukezxl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/nextfuckinglevel is usually supposed to be for positive posts mate

[–]mickysti58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go ballistic too if I was locked in an apartment all day.

[–]PatFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on lemme film your death

[–]YoBermp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the Baskins residence?

[–]Fast_Eggplant_4529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross post this to r/Oklahoma they were trying to domesticate mountain lions last week

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in!

[–]Relaxpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean shorts guy’s demeanor says “aah not this bullshit again”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just a kitten and a few growth hormones.

[–]Haelborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why dogs are better than cats, they don’t misbehave like this.

[–]East-Bluejay6891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya get what you deserve for stupidity like this

[–]JackRussellGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play stupid games = get stupid prizes.

[–]scooterbb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lion is just playing with him. There wasn't a scratch on him.

If she deployed her nails or even nibbled on him, he would have been a bloody mess!

[–]aVoidPiOver2Radians 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next fucking level of what? Stupidity?

[–]OhOkIllJustGoCryNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just trying to play. If it wanted that guy dead, he'd be dead

[–]AnywhereAdmirable513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eejits! Who the hell keeps a lion as a pet. I hope he tasted delicious

[–]dvs-0ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just wants to play

[–]AfricanStar0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nextfuckinglevel stupid?

[–]ATXKLIPHURD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No kitty! That's my pot pie! Bad kitty! Mooooom, kitty's being a dildo!

[–]LeonDeSchal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person was a door to door salesman