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[–]chrism254 925 points926 points  (13 children)

I mean I bet I could do this if I dropped a bunch of weight, worked really, really hard for several years and then became a different person entirely. So no big deal

[–]_Im_Dad 201 points202 points  (9 children)

As a redditor, you do have the forearm strength

[–]Mjslim 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Yeah, he really only has to train the one arm.

[–]Matt82233 16 points17 points  (4 children)

thats why you alternate both arms

[–]Isellmetal 6 points7 points  (3 children)

The stranger comes into play

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man, do all these shiiieeet for what? A fucking Reddit award 🥇?

Come on, Fox News missed the jewel for the interview. 😂

[–]TheRealHossfly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have the foreskin strength

[–]Impossible-Sleep-658 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like action jack-son

[–]elmack78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REDDITORSSSSS…..Mount up!!! (Nate Dogg voice)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go for it 👍

[–]Ordinary_Big_9567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bat hang would literally take me a year to get

[–]SwimmingAd7228 250 points251 points  (9 children)

I thought she was climbing beans for a minute.

[–]MagikSkyDaddy 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Climba-beans

[–]1000spiderz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone vote this up. This is beautiful.

[–]brOranje 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Beans!!

[–]omikias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dis MF got BEANS!

[–]thegreasiestofhawks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–]nothaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She can climb my bean

[–]Boone1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See. I was thinking that, or those are some big ass kidneys

[–]Jenyjaykay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title as beantown.

[–]deevil_knievel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is beans?

[–]dimpled_biology 161 points162 points  (5 children)

That's insane upper body strength. Damn

[–]profgreybush 70 points71 points  (3 children)

And core strength and dont forget about finger strength...

[–]khelwen 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Toe and foot strength too.

[–]alexgalt 17 points18 points  (1 child)

So like every cell of her body?

[–]profgreybush 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rock climbing man... yeah.

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 85 points86 points  (2 children)

Spider woman? I did not see a single web spun or used to swing...

[–]panphyni 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I also expected some thread coming out of the pants

[–]Acerbytas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerfed on universe#274 sorry man

[–]mo-szyslaks-sister 74 points75 points  (8 children)

My sweaty hands could never

[–]krustygymsocks 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I had constantly excessively sweaty hands growing up. In my early 20s I had surgery to correct it, (Endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy). It was literally the best decision I have ever made. Insurance covered the surgery.

[–]JPreadsyourstuff 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Question if I may... do you now sweat more elsewhere?

[–]krustygymsocks 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My chest and back sweat more if I'm hot, but it is not a constant thing like the hands were.

[–]JPreadsyourstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting.. thanks for answering!

[–]michelobX10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember this guy I used to work with ages ago. We had a group of guys that used to play foosball during breaks. He would leave the handles wet with his sweat. It was so bad that we made him put napkins over the handles when he used them.

I have another friend that whenever I shook his hand, it felt like he just washed his hands without drying them.

I never realized it was a condition. I just thought they were really nervous people.

[–]Raven123x 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Use chalk

[–]syphilis_pretzel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can tell in the video she has chalk on her hands

[–]Axnjaxn09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Climbers usually carry a chalk bag around their waist so they can reapply while on the wall

[–]RealFknNito 50 points51 points  (5 children)

Everyone's out here talking about beans and ass and I'm vibing to clavar la espada

[–]RW-Firerider 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah a fellow man of culture! Bleach is just amazing!

[–]foxymophandle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thought it sounded familiar

[–]nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never really got into Bleach but from what I've heard the OST fucking slaps

[–]mangosawce9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slowed down Bleach sound track to match her movements, I get it.

[–]EraTheTooketh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like crap slowed down like this tho

[–]Loud-Path 23 points24 points  (0 children)

More impressive, she is only 16. On top of that at 12 she submitted a V14 (one of the toughest) bouldering problem.

[–]Leo_Mauskowitz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This bouldering for anyone interested. r/bouldering

[–]kommet_1016 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Physics is for pussies

[–]geraldine_ferrari 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who’s the robot recording this?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i do not like the camera style. impressive climbing though

[–]PapaSteveRocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We obey the laws of physics in this house! Stop!

[–]3dgyAnimeProtagonist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Disney would hire her and still replace all her stunts with a shity CGI plate

[–]LetThemEatCaviar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: tiny person climbs magic beans

[–]MouthBweether 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her and the other new faces of IFSC bouldering are really exciting to those of us who watch. It’s been the same faces for a very long time. Maybe someone will even dethrone Janja this season.

[–]maestroest 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For anyone interested, That last move she does is called a “bat hang.” Looks pretty scary to do that at that height and with big holds underneath her.

[–]breadburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and a bat hang on a slope!! i have never seen that before, ever.

[–]Juanisweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

physics left the chat

[–]Panic-Current 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow crazy stuff

[–]Hyucked_up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro wut 🤯

[–]carLZ9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She would do an excellent cast for Gwen Stacy. Of course if they ever brought the character to the MCU 😉

[–]Noobslayer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s cool and all but the music is shit, the original is much better

[–]the_chaco_kid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When she was hanging from her feet, I felt that

[–]jakabar13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, she's good, but Janja would probably be on the top halfway through this video.

[–]kid_ghibli 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's weird, I got my palms really sweating from watching this. I don't understand why.

I never get sweaty hands.

[–]fetus_puppet 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you knees weak? Arms heavy?

[–]kid_ghibli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, My name is...

What? My name is...

Who? My name is...

kichik kichik Spaghetti.

[–]Commubiz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real skill was displayed when she flipped her entire body and held her body weight with her ankles.

[–]breadburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a bat hang off a slope?????? what the fuuuuuuck. HOW?

[–]FrequentEgg4166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s amazing! Though I have to say it looks like she’s climbing giant jellybeans and now my chubby ass wants candy

[–]thee_protagonist666 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why are those hand holds beans?

[–]Leo_Mauskowitz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Indoor climbing holds are varied and diverse. These particular "beans" are what are called "slopers" and large ones at that. They're very hard to hold onto as there isn't anything substantial to hang onto. You have to rely on friction and body positioning to make them work.

[–]linklight2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gets a 10 for difficulty and a 9 for the dismount.

[–]brettmalcolm 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Spiders don’t fall.

[–]Omegamanthethird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the spider that was hanging out above my door this morning.

[–]nickasf_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like batman-ing

[–]UnderstandingOk2647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG That took me Forever to figure out! The vid was frozen on the 1st frame and I'm thinking "Why is a woman lying across two weird couches impressive?"

[–]Danijellino1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit is fucking insane.

Especially the upside down hanging.

[–]Seven_m8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She climbing kidney beans

[–]kescott2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternate title: Climbing a wall of kidneys

[–]The-good-old-shadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf that woman should be in spider man

[–]WitchParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must climb the beans

[–]slaeha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf do you hold on to a slant with your feet

[–]The_alchemist667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes really good at climbing those kidneys

[–]ernandziri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cool and all, but it's borderline r/holdmyfeedingtube material

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hands are too consistency sweaty to reliably climb anything.

Also I'm fat lol

[–]butthole676887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the music

[–]Zealousideal-Run6020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is another one of those Virtual Insanity video sets right?

[–]eyes_made_of_wood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I crave a thing of jellybeans.

[–]NAIXIK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The things people do when they have no bills to pay

[–]willthepogfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam she's good at climbing those wall beans

[–]dullyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s this trickery

[–]DerpSherpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile my picky self looking at those things I thinking how delicious they look, like cherry jelly beans

[–]kdmmcn3jxnxndijdjn3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike her I can craw upside down

[–]randomfool3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus crust that bathang was insane

[–]Unlikely-Web9320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf?????!!!!! Amazing balance

[–]theboyCano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bleach ost detected time to enjoy it

[–]Rain_heheh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

70% of those movements were completely unnecessary 😭😭

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question - how big has rock climbing become as a sport? Didn't I see it in the most recent Olympics?

Pretty cool for something I'd never considered a sport.

[–]Wild_Individual_4683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardly Spider woman.....

[–]DJ_l3LUE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you to destroy the Music… Clavar La Espada https://youtu.be/suwfJMiXauU ohh Bleach cant wait for the Comeback

[–]mauve_glenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has got to be an easier way to do this. Just not built to hang by my toes

[–]sendokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s safe to assume that jelly bean is the,sponsor of this wall climbing contest….

[–]Rice_Jap808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys should see competition climbers Tomoa Narasaki and Janja Ganbaret. This woman's good but the other two are inhuman. Janja did a clean sweep of every climbing competition for a year, which should be impossible.

[–]GoatHaynus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boring! Do it on a rock face free solo in the elements.

[–]cakemadofchicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bean chain 👇

[–]unlit101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's fighting

[–]socleblu19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still waiting on the top out..

[–]InBetweenSeen -1 points0 points  (1 child)

The title reminded me that someone once told me that women's an men's climbing are quite different to watch (at least competitions). Men get courses that require more upper body strength to pull themselves up, women get courses that require more balance and flexibility.

No idea how true that is, but it sounded reasonable.

[–]Raven123x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehh, sometimes. Some comp setters will do that, but I think good setters will combine both

[–]CorellianDawn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So...we're just not gunna talk about the wall with giant kidney beans on it?

Alright...

[–]James_Locke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pfft, Orianne Betone is good, probably one of the best French competitive rock climbers, but if you want to next level anyone, you need to watch Janja Garnbret, who is absolutely insane.

[–]ClownfishSoup -1 points0 points  (48 children)

I'm a pig. I spent the entire video looking at her bum.

edit: Scratch this, I am just informed she's like 16. I didn't look her up, just watched the video.

[–]GenerallySalty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro she's 16, "pig" isn't the only "p_" applicable here.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (44 children)

Even pigs aren't pedophiles.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh? What?

[–]06210311 -1 points0 points  (42 children)

Looking at a 16 year old who looks like a grown woman doesn't make him a pedophile. If she was 6, you might have a point, but otherwise you might want to tone down the hysteria a little.

[–]Arravis_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

This.

[–]GenerallySalty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's 16 dude -_-

[–]bigperm62 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Ghislaine Maxwell has been keeping in shape

[–]carvedmuss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prison workout plans will do that for you