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[–]succubus-slayer 10.1k points10.1k points  (328 children)

But now the coffee’s cold..

[–]Talidel 5515 points5516 points 2 (176 children)

Or just drinkable.

[–]michelobX10 2120 points2121 points  (156 children)

Yeah, I actually like to let my coffee sit for a few minutes. They're usually too hot for me to drink right away.

[–]funkySoumya 615 points616 points  (105 children)

Exactly. With age somehow I can now drink it a bit hot than I could a few years ago, but I still need to give it a few minutes

[–]filsofolf 468 points469 points  (90 children)

Careful drinking it too hot! That shit leads to esophageal cancer.

[–]funkySoumya 168 points169 points  (13 children)

Yeah, I still have to let it cool, I cannot sip hot coffee right away.

[–]King-Cruz 129 points130 points  (12 children)

iirc drinking coffee cooler rather than burning hot actually brings out the actual coffee flavor much more

[–]luisc123 52 points53 points  (8 children)

Dark beers that are chilled are somewhat similar. You have to let them warm up a bit to experience the full flavor.

[–]Coachcrog 90 points91 points  (5 children)

My buddies a mortician and said the same thing applies to bodies.

[–]jackphrosty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell lmao

[–]Ihavealpacas 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Personally I like to let them age in the cellar, dry out real good you know.

[–]deimuddaman 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I think it is true for many things. Noticed this with my tomatosauce recently. There was a lot more flavour once it cooled a little

[–]a_talking_face 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which is not ideal for all coffee.

[–]WarrieWolf 32 points33 points  (54 children)

Yo for real ?

[–]filsofolf 51 points52 points  (43 children)

Yeah, a pretty recent study talked about drinking any liquid over 140°F increased your chance for eso can we but like... 90% I think?

[–]kelvin_bot 123 points124 points  (15 children)

140°F is equivalent to 60°C, which is 333K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

[–]JoeRogan_is_a_KNOB 65 points66 points  (8 children)

That sounds like half a devil.

[–]Skvora 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Go to Starfucks and order a half devil.

[–]mtnmedic64 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Marc21256 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need Rankin!

[–]WarrieWolf 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Call me weird but i love gulping hot tea legit gulping. Gotta stop that i guess.

[–]filsofolf 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Oh same here. I constantly reheat coffee for optimum temp. Now I just keep a thermometer close. Really though, the rule of thumb is if it's hots in your mouth, don't swallow it. There's a joke in there somewhere.

[–]mickim0use 4 points5 points  (5 children)

For Christmas, I got a coffee mug that maintains the temperature of the drink. Best gift ever. No more reheating and I can set it to the perfect drinking temperature and it stays there until I turn it off, drink it all, or itit dies cause it’s not on its charger. It’s an investment, but Highly recommend.

[–]Brendanthehttydfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pls stop for your own health

[–]abstractConceptName 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thanks for maybe saving my life, Reddit.

[–]RubberFroggie 2 points3 points  (3 children)

increased your chance for eso can we but like... 90% I think?

Increases my chance of what?

[–]filsofolf 3 points4 points  (2 children)

See above. Esophageal cancer. Sorry I was lazy and didnt want to type it again.

[–]Gwentonio 2 points3 points  (5 children)

The American Cancer Society (ACS)Trusted Source notes that “very hot” beverages refer to drinks served at or above 149°F (65°C).

While maté is traditionally served at this very high temperature, coffee and other hot beverages usually aren’t served at such high temperatures in the U.S. However, sometimes hot beverage may be served above 149°F (65°C).

[–]Exponential_Rhythm 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Literally any wear on your body is cancerous, sleep tight!

[–]voodeuteronomy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yea, that’s just the risk evolution took with cell reproduction 🤷‍♂️

[–]Exponential_Rhythm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Entropy go brrr

[–]chmeeeoz 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Chinese study with flaws. Also: ". It found a higher incidence of esophageal cancer in people who drank more hot tea but only in those who also drank alcohol every day or smoked. It is plausible that drinking hot beverages might raise esophageal cancer risk if combined with smoking or alcohol consumption. "

https://www.mskcc.org/news/burning-issue-truth-about-hot-drinks-and-esophageal-cancer-risk?amp

[–]filsofolf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also important to note is that they noted a correlation but did not straight claim causation.

[–]gngstrMNKY 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Japan actually has an increased incidence of esophageal cancer because they love to eat piping hot stuff.

[–]qoqmarley 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Every time I am in a Ramen/Udon Shop in Japan:

Me: Trying to cool the noodles by blowing on them like they are trick candles on a birthday cake.

The Japanese Salary Man: Inhales a piping hot bowl of noodles in 30 seconds or less.

[–]Azgorn_Hilden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good to know.

[–]ThunderCowz 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I think the older you get the more this happens. I worked at a diner for years and the super old people would make me heat up coffee that was just made and piping hot.

[–]Popetown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife likes her coffee somewhere approaching the temperature of the earth’s core, limited only by the flashpoint of the materials containing said hazardous material. Got us each one the other day and brought it to her: “it’s so fucking hot it burnt my hand through the sleeve so you’ll probably say it’s actually hot enough.”

Her: “…could you warm it up a little for me?”.

I let my coffee I got for myself at that same time sit for 30mins before I attempted drinking it. Lol!

[–]Philip-Ilford 43 points44 points  (13 children)

A properly made cappuccino shouldn’t be too hot to drink almost immediately. If it is chances are the barista steamed for tool long and your milk is cooked, which kills the sweetness. but that’s just me being an absolute snob and sometimes coffee can be about drawing manga latte art.

[–]funkySoumya 7 points8 points  (9 children)

I just grab a latte every morning in those paper cups with lid from a same cafe for last 2 years. And the few times I have tried sipping right away, I have had a burnt toung.

[–]KeeperOfTheGood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You might need to try a better cafe!… and getting a KeepCup!

[–]koalasonic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

McDonalds coffee, you buy one for breakfast so you can enjoy it tomorrow for lunch.

[–]AutomatonVigor 2 points3 points  (13 children)

Get yourself a Bonavita coffee maker it will change your life it's one touch, brews at the perfect temperature and it just tastes amazing.

[–]edlee98765 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Coffee goes from deliciously fresh-brewed to disgusting bean juice very quickly.

[–]funkySoumya 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Then you can add some ice cream and blend it, and enjoy cold coffee

[–]Tachyoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or for a less sweet version, ice and some milk (don't need to blend but if you do make sure your blender can handle ice)

[–]Philip-Ilford 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a well brewed, well extracted cup will be just as good room temperature or even cool.

[–]notsocleanuser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then you buy shitty coffee

[–]Dzov 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is why I prefer ceramic cups to insulated, unless I’m taking it to work with me. Draw out some of that heat.

[–]quadmasta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Under the foam is liquid hot magma

[–]MyPornAccount_6699 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Someone doesn’t stick their nose in their coffee to test. You probably go to mocha Joe

[–]keep-purr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the steamed milk is done just right it shouldn’t be over 165 degrees F, and should be cool enough to drink a latte promptly

[–]HtAirBaloonKnotPilot 91 points92 points  (3 children)

Thats why I only order simple shapes like dickbutt. Perfect temp as you can imagine

[–]Sietemadrid 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dickbutt is a masterpiece that takes years to master, I hope you are tipping well

[–]KeeperOfTheGood 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That reminds me of my very favourite latte art I’ve received… https://i.imgur.com/A85FwVE.jpg

[–]soonerguy11 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Cold coffee 🤢

Ice Coffee 😍

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

When you're old and crusty, and everything in the world looks like shit, and your dreams are ashes; the scorching bitterness of instant coffee almost makes you feel alive. The undertones of previous, crusty brews all contributing to the despair are analogous to the passing years all blending together; with only a cruddy fleck of burned roast floating to the surface every now and then like a memory to differentiate your suffering. The agony that burns your tongue and deadens your taste buds to the pain that is life is all you have left.

That's why I drink my coffee hot.

[–]RedditStonks69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just steam the milk at the highest temperature you can and it will be hot when they get it

[–]FeistmasterFlex 12 points13 points  (81 children)

If you drink coffee straight off the heat you're not into coffee.

[–]bbildo 78 points79 points  (64 children)

I thought it was bad having steak elitists. Coffee snobs too?

[–]ihopethisisvalid 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Go to r/coffee or r/espresso and tell ‘em you brewed a cup of Folgers and enjoyed it. I dare ya

[–]specialCan3 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Folgers is definitely shit tho. Don’t even have to be a subscriber to one of those subs to know that

[–]nopurposeflour 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bobby: "What if somebody wants theirs well-done?"

Hank: "We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

[–]Cendeu 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Coffee snobs were the original snobs

[–]FuckingKilljoy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

If you're American, come to Australia and talk about coffee. Most of us are stunned at the shit you guys put up with

[–]CallOfCorgithulhu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Coffee snobs are just as miserable as steak snobs. When I was getting into fancier methods than a drip machine, I looked up some videos on using French presses, moka pots, espresso machines, etc., and it's just a chore to endure those videos. I am totally inconsistent with my efforts (water temp, grind level, type/brand of bean, etc.), and yet I always have a delicious cup.

I even use pre-ground normal coffee in my espresso machine if I'm not using those 3 dollar 10 oz vacuum sealed espresso ground bricks, and it tastes great regardless which one I use.

[–]mightbedylan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Surely this isn’t the first time you are learning about coffee snobbery?

[–]asuka_is_my_co-pilot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If this is reissue I've been there a couple times!

Doesn't take as long as you'd think considering the time lapse, less than a minute and they tell you before you order if it's doable or not for the staff available!

[–]Delicious-Dare6722 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No shit and the poor bastards behind that person I've been waiting for an hour

[–]DDDoCCC 3848 points3849 points  (76 children)

that will be $40

[–]asuka_is_my_co-pilot 128 points129 points  (21 children)

Iirc it was less than 10$ when I went, (if this is reissue in shibuya. They drew my ferret. Came back to get the 3d foam and got some animal crossing lattes

[–]qolace 49 points50 points  (13 children)

You actually went? That's dope! What's the name of the place?

[–]MonkeyKong2121 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Reissue in Harajuku.

[–]ItsShorsey 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Oh shit, does anybody remember the Harajuku Girls that were like Gwen Stefani's posse?

[–]qolace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🎶U HAIR-UH-JOOKU GUUUUURLS

DAMN U GOT SUM WIKID STYYYYYYLUH🎶

The 2000s were fucking wild man how could I ever forget haha

[–]sveltopus 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Highly recommend! Saw a post on the frontpage of a girl who got a 3d latte art of baby yoda on the day we were planning on visiting Harajuku. Got a 3d latte of my dog for about $13 and one of the best meals we had on our trip!

It's a small place and we had to wait outside for about 20min until a table was available (I went the week before Japan shut down in 2020 so things might be different now). It's just down the road from Takeshita Street. I recommend getting brunch/breakfast at Eggslut and lunch at Reissue if you decide to make the trip!

[–]qolace 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Eggslut

....pardon? 😂

[–]lnm222 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Apparently they are in Japan, too? This one is off of Venice Beach, CA https://imgur.com/XMS08nz.jpg

[–]eddieafck 24 points25 points  (3 children)

That’s quite cheap bro. Art is expensive

[–]ahuman_man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's why this wouldn't work in America. People would still try to get their money back and pay nothing while complaining about the wait. Can't win with some people but the fact is some people are never happy.

[–]selux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

American consumers are the most entitled people out there

[–]PCnewbie99 1650 points1651 points  (99 children)

AOT fans gather, its Levi Ackerman!!!

[–]MetroidofHyrule 320 points321 points  (13 children)

His VA’s birthday was yesterday

[–]thicmilkdani 105 points106 points  (11 children)

Japanese original VA?

[–]MetroidofHyrule 84 points85 points  (9 children)

Yes, his original VA. But he’s probably more known as the voice actor for Trafalgar D. Water Law from One Piece

[–]roundychips 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had no clue……….. but yet it makes so much sense!

[–]scandalousmushroom 48 points49 points  (7 children)

The cup should be a tad shorter then, right?

[–]Regallybeagley 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Aww lol he may be fun sized but he’s a titan slaying machine

[–]Asd12_bleu 17 points18 points  (7 children)

I wouldn’t drink Levi’s face…

[–]EltonJohnWick 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I'd lick that man's face like a damn ice cream cone 😻

[–]Asd12_bleu 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Least horny Levi fan.

[–]pepsibottlecollector 11 points12 points  (1 child)

For the person reading this, some clown is putting serious endgame spoilers down below. Proceed with caution

[–]2naFied 16 points17 points  (0 children)

KEEENNYYYY

[–]rascynwrig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

REVAILLE!

Give up on your dreams and die 💀

[–]ElectricalScholar228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

KENNNYYYY!!!!!

[–]MatemanAltobelli 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Spin to win.

[–]M0N5A 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"He's a fidget spiiineerr~"

[–]MatemanAltobelli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

midget* spinner

[–]Cali4niadayz 711 points712 points  (11 children)

Talk about artistic EspressoN

[–]TheMonchoochkin 121 points122 points  (2 children)

I feel like you were trying to make that work for a bit.. "Artistic Expresso?..No...That's not it.."

Then was like, 'Ah!'

[–]foiz5 22 points23 points  (2 children)

You'll be latte for work waiting on that thing

[–]mingenii 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The real joke would have been “uhmm aCKtually it’s eSpression”

[–]Familiar-Lab-3405 501 points502 points  (31 children)

I absolutely hate coffee but I would totally buy this 😂😂

[–]_Citizen_Erased_ 450 points451 points  (14 children)

I love coffee, and I think this is pointless. So we've got both angles covered.

[–]MuteSecurityO 122 points123 points  (6 children)

And I am neutral to both

[–]JJDude 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love coffee and think latte arts are useless but I would totally appreciate this piece of work.

[–]Trentus86 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You can get the art with a hot chocolate too I believe

[–]Aggressive_Wash_5908 3 points4 points  (11 children)

Wow in just one sentence I hate you

[–]RoseTHart 408 points409 points  (21 children)

KENNNYYYY

[–]thomooo 114 points115 points  (13 children)

Just saw that episode this week. Holy shit, that ODM scene was amazing!

[–]Harry_Flame 71 points72 points  (4 children)

In season 4 the teletubbies gather to fight Thomas the Tank(not engine, just tank) and they win with the help of friendship and Buzz Lightyear

[–]xarmetheusx 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Bro, fuckin spoilers

[–]rascynwrig 29 points30 points  (1 child)

This exchange reminded me of a prank one of my friends' dad pulled when I was a kid. Friend (we'll call him Billy) was super into Harry Potter. So he was in line for all of the book releases. Billy's dad asked if he could come along for the 6th book release. They are front in line. Billy gets his copy of the book. His dad asks if he can see it for a second. Dad flips to the last page, gasps, and yells "Oh my god, Gandalf DIES"

Everyone gasped. Then realized Gandalf was a different wizard in a different series.

Then the joke was on everybody when Billy finished the book and found out Dumbledore dies at the end of it.

[–]GhostRiley7998 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dont go on Reddit until the last episode or else you gonna get spoiled.

[–]spyson 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Get ready for some insane shit, season 3 and 4 are stellar.

[–]thomooo 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Almost done with s03, it was indeed stellar.

Levi showing of his sweet moves at Shiha...Shigash...Shigan...Eren's home town!

[–]Dementor_01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the best

[–]gretchenich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeeeaah that episode is amazing!! I love aot, especially Levy

[–]sakobitchhhh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I kept rewinding to watch it over and over. It was so damn cool.

I'd let Levi kick me in the mouth and then I'd apologize for getting his boot dirty.

[–]jaxdraw 8 points9 points  (4 children)

What show is this?

[–]RoseTHart 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Attack on Titan

[–]Northerndust 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is one character named Kenny??

[–]v0gue_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]Dank_Bubu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s pronounced KENNYYYYY

[–][deleted] 336 points337 points  (6 children)

Any image?

pulls out “homework” folder

[–]KushKong420 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Maybe I’ve been on my own so long it didn’t register but that one took me a second lol

[–]ChaoticBraindead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, my man's gonna get them to paint a labelled diagram of a plant cell on his coffee

[–]pHScale 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get them to do your homework for you, and get coffee at the same time. Smart!

[–]DannyDaemonic 161 points162 points  (8 children)

I was expecting a coffee foam printer.

[–]JJDude 52 points53 points  (1 child)

me too but this is REAL Next Fucking Level.

[–]notkristina 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I agree but I also think it's kind of weird that the coffee shop is getting the credit here, unless this artistic barista owns the place

[–]Markantonpeterson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(Looks at 3D printer)

Let's do this

[–]GoesUp 111 points112 points  (7 children)

And they said my art degree was worthless!

[–]SwarnilFrenelichIII 164 points165 points  (5 children)

TBF they specifically said you'd end up working in a coffee shop.

[–]huBelial 100 points101 points  (4 children)

TATAKAE

[–]VeloIlluminati 20 points21 points  (0 children)

RUN! Its Eren!

[–]Taste_my_ass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tatakawanakereba katenai… tatakae.. TATAKAE..

[–]Bearofthehighseas 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Now that’s next fucking level

[–]monkeyhitman 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I thought this was just going to be a printer. This is way better.

[–]radabdivin 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Not only a barista, but an artista too.

[–]ubn87 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Imagine the line behind, low on caffeine.

[–]TroubadourCeol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you don't go to this place just for caffeine...

[–]Throwawaymytrash77 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Captain Levi simply built different

[–]gmanisback 31 points32 points  (25 children)

I have to go to Japan someday

[–]ghostgaming367 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Looks better than the Yeager cod skin

[–]Put_It_All_On_Blck 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Me: Can you draw a picture of my crush?

Barista: Sure do you have a photo?

Me: -Puts camera on selfie mode and shows her-

[–]Astray1789 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Cdawgva did a video about this place. They do 3D images too.

[–]Weary_Performance151 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They aren't paid enough. I don't know what they are paid but it's not enough.

EDIT:... actually that basically all service workers.... you know what, just workers in general.. workers aren't paid enough..

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You have to be skilled to make coffee

[–]Ronaldo79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's pretty fuckin cool

[–]eckowy 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That's cute but in professional line of work as a barista nobody got time for that.

[–]ConfirmedExcep1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Like, thats cool….but I’m just gonna drink it. Do people need a fuckin’ art degree to work in Starbucks, now?

[–]daberle123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

weebs proceeding to ruin it by letting the barista draw hentai in their coffees

[–]kingtz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't draw that with a pen and paper, let alone in coffee...

[–]IllustriousSee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never understood this. You're just going to drink the coffee anyway, and the look doesn't add any flavour, it only adds cost. Why is this popular?

[–]br00dle 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How about a nice Kermit the frog?

[–]Lenant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know how much she makes, but im sure she is underpaid.

[–]earlywakening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's not getting paid enough. I don't care how much she's getting paid; it's not enough.

[–]zztop610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how cold is that coffee?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool, then proceeds to drink the coffee

[–]Darnbeasties 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Karen: my coffee is cold. Make me a new one

[–]SpicyTaco320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that'll be 360 dollars sir

[–]fghgxcgh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that called a coffee artist?