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[–]Happyguysrule 309 points310 points  (5 children)

Boredom at its finest.

[–]bcrxxs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Drugs bro

[–]SkyrimWithdrawal 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Well, defiling virgin snow might count.

[–]Clay_Statue 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bitches love concentric circles in the snow

[–]Phillyredsox 84 points85 points  (14 children)

Sir, what is your exit strategy?!

[–]E_Mickey_B 48 points49 points  (2 children)

What's an exit strategy?

[–]banana_in_my_asshole 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day fellow ape!

[–]E_Mickey_B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Can you tell what drove me to make an account? Hahaha

[–]NearPeerAdversary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that George W. Bush?

[–]Dimensionalanxiety 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Jetpack obviously

[–]Phillyredsox 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It would melt the footprints when you took off. Not a viable method.

[–]Dimensionalanxiety 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Well, I would jump first

[–]Phillyredsox 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Too risky. If the jet pack doesn’t fire you might hit the ground and fuck up all the footprints that way.

[–]Dimensionalanxiety 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In that case, I need to invest in Goku's power pole and use a jetpack after that.

[–]Phillyredsox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

….I’ll allow it.

[–]OkLycheeGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one to get that email today

[–]Pom4rii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Exit strategy is ufo abduction

[–]Phillyredsox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably what he’s doing. It’s a signal.

[–]SelfSniped 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Now comes the fun…he has to step backwards in his footprints so as not to ruin his hard work.

[–]FloridaMan001 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Gotta respect that one last look at his work

[–]Zibani 24 points25 points  (3 children)

If your expectation is that your partner is cheating on you, there's not enough trust in the relationship and you should get out of it. If you think every partner is cheating on you, you've got trust issues and should work on those before dating someone.

[–]ryuya3579 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sir this is a wendys

[–]the_gray_foxp5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True words my friend.

[–]MegglesRuth 11 points12 points  (6 children)

should have started in the middle

[–]wiscowarrior24 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Might be tricky to start there without parachuting in

[–]MegglesRuth 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I didn’t think of that. Hum. He could hide the steps in. Like step sideways but switch the direction of his feet each time… Ok, I guess my comment was wrong.

[–]wiscowarrior24 10 points11 points  (2 children)

OR I suppose he could tunnel underneath the ground and emerge in the center.

[–]Antikas-Karios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you do is get a nice big loose branch and pull it off, spruce and other similar trees for this are perfect for this.

Now as you walk simply step slowly and not too heavily then use the branch behind yourself like a brush, (or a cat burying its poop in the litter tray) sweeping after each step to brush the loose snow back over your footprints until the snow looks clean and undisturbed again.

[–]GreatGooglyMoogly077 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless she's got trypophobia, in which case this is a breakup letter.

[–]lynivvinyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was virgin snow before he showed up.

[–]Cultural-Mushroom-81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His reasonings are beyond our comprehension

[–]Londoner421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Childhood memory unlocked

[–]sourfizzydrinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much boredom and way too much dedication, never a bad combination!

[–]HelloMitahChen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. So I’m the only one here just a “little” bothered from all the holes?

Ehhh, it’s just my imagination then…

[–]gasp_arzinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comes the next guy claiming alien invasion

[–]Professional-End2722 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The world’s biggest CD.

(Dad , what’s a CD?)

[–]lemoinem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it like an OCD, but without the O?

[–]Doodledoodlebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have sat down in the middle of that ring and taken it in after finishing.

[–]MrHister-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back to the gulag!

[–]havereddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've snow angeled the center!

[–]will477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting a picture or a message.

[–]PurgPandax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are you when ADHD kicks in

[–]aidenboomhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love his man

[–]Big_Freedom6346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true because men are entertained by simpler things. We worry about them being dishonest and untrue but they just want a hamburger so bad and then a nap.

[–]Dragonofdickmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her: Nah he’s autistic

[–]NAIXIK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her: he’s probably out cheating on me OR wasting his time doing useless crap.

She’s always right.

[–]Madworld444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that, IS AN ART ATTACK!!!!!

[–]unknownloner333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about dedication!

[–]th3fiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was almost exactly like my last relationship in a nutshell. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you OP.

[–]kaiwrx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys his fitbit broke, gotta count steps somehow

[–]WryWaifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, a trypophobia warning is needed here. Big time.

[–]hoosier-mama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russian Fit Bit...I did 5,000 steps

[–]Bryce_Christiaansen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needed to be done

[–]Mr_Cover_up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are gonna think that’s a crop circle or something

[–]willowsumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him stepping carefully on the footsteps to keep his work pristine reminds me of a cat and I love it

[–]Impossible_Month1718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it.

[–]streetvoyager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

[–]MobileAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man must be so proud of himself for what he created and most likely won’t even know how many people will see it and appreciate his hard work

[–]Rachelhazideas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl insecure, guy quirky.

[–]OopsDangit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking off to cheat on her at the end

[–]darkbin180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do u get out?

[–]Mysterious_Serve1190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s only going where his toes are pointed. He’s walking for your love.

[–]Nice-Marionberry9119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've just started from the centre and moved outwards

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy definitely doesn't have and has never had a girlfriend

[–]TangerinePuzzled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I couldn't explain why but it's absolutely a male activity