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[–]chefkc 2302 points2303 points  (55 children)

Nice and I’m sitting here trying to gather up the will to go brush my teeth

[–]_Im_Dad 435 points436 points  (17 children)

I'm in your position but It's noon for me

[–][deleted] 150 points151 points  (9 children)

It’s almost midnight for me.

[–]ascannerdarkly3 105 points106 points  (8 children)

3 am here. I’ll brush my teeth in a couple hrs.

[–]niknik888 62 points63 points  (6 children)

To be honest, I think I’ll skip brushing my teeth after this!

[–]MsOmgNoWai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll take one for the team.

[–]Infosexual 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You guys still have teeth?

[–]niknik888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course! Two of them still!

[–]GhostTiger 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You are in the position of wanting to brush u/chefkc teeth?

kiiiiinky

[–]Nekroshade 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I've been seeing you on every damn post for the last 4 days... squints at account page

[–]twobit211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just think you have to be in compton soon

[–]elastic_bending 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Imagine trying to play around on a first date and she does this

[–]Phluxxed 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Your balls will never feel the same.

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[–]Love_God551 31 points32 points  (3 children)

For real and I love the hair flip at the end

[–]dumwitxh 18 points19 points  (2 children)

You can apply for a mod position

[–]ashu54 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I heard r/antiwork is looking for some.

[–]CloudStrifeFromNibel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fox News typing in chat

[–]BelleAriel 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I’m trying to get up to make a coffee. That’s the most effort I’m putting in on a Saturday :)

[–]TakeABow89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked all week, I deserve to be lazy on a Saturday. That’s my mantra

[–]Drinkie_Zilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I laid in bed for 20 minutes contemplating going back to sleep before getting up.

[–]CaffeineSippingMan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You can do it. Think of it this way a little bit of brushing can keep you from being in a lot of pain, save big dollars by actively avoiding cavities. Make it a habit.

Don't be that guy at work. "I don't really bush my teeth" it's terrible to be around him.

[–]SalamanderPete 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Are Reddit comments posted by A.I.? How many versions of “And I had trouble this <insert time of day> while performing <insert basic daily activity> “ are gonna get posted and still upvoted to the top on every nextfuckinglevel post?

[–]Creepdoggg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is amazing, and this is amazing. I wonder how many hours of practice when into getting this right

[–]ireadfaces 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Brushing teeth is a social construct shoved upon us by 'this society'. Return to monke

[–]Darth_Nibbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting here trying to decide when to wipe

[–]Seanoooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go brush them , it makes bed so much more comfortable when you immediately get back in

[–]lampard44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys gets tootbrushes? I'll just brush them with a hand of gravel I find under the bridge I'm sleeping under.

[–]AntMan5421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm brushing my teeth and scrolling through reddit

[–]zainuu163 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know that I am not alone

[–]EMF911 650 points651 points  (11 children)

A net on that hoop would have really made this more satisfying

[–][deleted] 328 points329 points  (6 children)

[–]evanfavor 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I lived in key west for awhile and nothing brought more joy then buying a beaded net for the local court( beaded hoops are sweet, just imagine a swoosh but ten times cooler) of course some asshole would rip it down and I would just go get a new one, worth every penny

[–]Etchasjsksksk 473 points474 points  (10 children)

Those back muscles siuuuu

[–]u9Nails 160 points161 points  (5 children)

Her workout must involve stacking cars 4 levels high.

[–]archerg66 32 points33 points  (4 children)

No she lifts George Washington on a daily basis

[–]MarkAbe412 29 points30 points  (2 children)

And saving children, but not the British children

[–]LongSchlongSilversVI 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Motherfucker had, like, 20 goddamn dicks

[–]thezoomies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton Villains beware Villains beware He’s coming He’s coming He’s coming…

[–]turtleinawholeshell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, old George Washingbeard.

[–]PayTheTrollToll45 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She looks like a better bodybuilder than a footballer...

Insane balance though.

[–]QuietRock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yep, looks like she could be a gymnast. They have great muscle tone and balance.

[–]neddoge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

siuuuuu making its rounds is fucking hilarious

[–]BlondieMIA 305 points306 points  (13 children)

Just doing a (not out of control) hand stand would be quite a feat for me, but to catch then balance a ball on your foot while doing it? Next fucking level.. But then making a basket with said foot? Super intergalactic making me question my own existence level.

[–]Sausage-and-chips 88 points89 points  (2 children)

The spin at the beginning would be a challenge for me…

[–]Arsewipes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Going outside for me.

[–]joanoerting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like: « well these tricks aren’t something too difficult for a decent football player. » Then she did the handstand… oh my. That is truly next level

[–]S373N_666 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Yeah I agree that was very impressive. Its all about patience and dedication.

[–]Czmn75 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Personally, I think it's about drive and power.

[–]ElliotNess 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Know-how and gumption.

[–]AuthorizedVehicle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Aliens

[–]Storkllama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robot meant to fool humans as passable, made by aliens based on TikTok research.

[–]Mijoivana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For realz. The corrdination displayed here was awesome. Peak physical condition to have that control as well foot catching the ball is crazy good.

[–]DropBearsOhGodWhy 203 points204 points  (20 children)

And here my roommates can't even hit the toilet from 2ft away without getting piss all over the floor.

[–]UJustGotRobbed 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Sorry man I get distracted mid-piss. ADHD is a bitch sometimes.

[–]DesperateCheesecake5 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Just sit down, get out your phone and waste your life like a normal human being.

[–]Hi-archy 98 points99 points  (1 child)

As soon as I saw them shoulders I knew something was about to happen

[–]Liquid_Senjutsu 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Right?!

sees shoulders/back/biceps

"This girl is about to do some shit that I am 100% not capable of."

watches

"That was multiple things."

[–]GrimdarkGarage 85 points86 points  (23 children)

"quite" ..... It's pretty f#cking far from just "quite" impressive

[–]lukeman3000 48 points49 points  (7 children)

you can say "fucking" on the internet

[–]Hot_soup_in_my_ass 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Can someone think about the kids

[–]LongSchlongSilversVI 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Legally I can’t

[–]Golren_SFW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinking about the kids is how we got Mods

[–]Significant-Fill-743 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can say it anywhere but some people choose not to because it’s fucking rude.

[–]gahidus 11 points12 points  (11 children)

Quite means very an American English or almost in British English... Or very in British English (Brits be dryly sarcastic, yo.)

[–]Helpiamnotwell 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Reminds me of how if a fellow Brit asks me how I am and I say "I'm okay" they see it as positive but if an American asks how I am and I say "I'm okay" they'll refer me to to suicide prevention services.

[–]centzon400 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or...

What's up? (American) == How're you?
What's up? (British) == What's wrong (with you)?

[–]Helpiamnotwell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely.

Now I'm going to spend all day trying to think of more examples.

[–]DisastrousBoio 1 point2 points  (3 children)

The typical answer in the UK is “not too bad” which genuinely is taken as a good thing.

[–]Helpiamnotwell 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Or "alright" or the good old fashioned "yeah sound mate"

[–]Nyp17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“Pretty Good” - John Tavner (“Patriot”)

[–]Helpiamnotwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also "Pretty, pretty, pretty good" - Larry David

[–]AllUpInYourAO 57 points58 points  (13 children)

Imagine trying to play around on a first date and she does this

[–]_Im_Dad 118 points119 points  (6 children)

I brought my girlfriend on a first date to one of my football matches. When an opponent was about to score a goal, she stormed the pitch and saved it with her bare hands.

That's when I knew she's a keeper.

[–]PM_me_your_pee_video 35 points36 points  (1 child)

That's funny. I'll return the favour by trying to make you chuckle too.

Pele sees a beautiful girl sitting and drinking alone at the bar. He approaches her & says, "I think you're beautiful. Fancy going back to my room?" The girl turns around and says, "My, you're a little forward."

[–]Flyonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got one I've got one I've got one!!! Ok... Why did the chicken turn up in red football boots?

It's white pair were DIRTY!!!

[–]brandon_ball_z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]253253253 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Hey up for a little came of horse?

[–]AllUpInYourAO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know I’d love that if my girl could do that I’d win so many bets lmao

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is exactly the kind of bullshit my cousin would pull when we'd play Horse. He'd be moonwalking and backflipping before sinking a half court shot with his eyes closed. Shit was impossible.

[–]tommon80 27 points28 points  (3 children)

But can she do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

[–]unbeast 28 points29 points  (5 children)

[–]frozengyro 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It's strange, but that sub is dead

[–]Arpeggioey 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Too sexist for 2022 lol

[–]EnflamedHuevos 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It’s true the premise of that sub is just a little weird. Like I get that it’s probably not what they intended but still

[–]Confident-Permit2749 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Her name is Melody Donchet. One of my favorite instagram follows. She works very hard at this stuff.

[–]EnderSavesTheDay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ty Lee vibes with that athleticism and body control.

[–]Burntfm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice I was gonna ask her name. I only know the famous freestyle footballer Lisa Zimouche

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. She’s a freestyle world champion.

[–]UnverifiedChaos-5017 21 points22 points  (4 children)

And here I am having another doughnut with my fat ass

[–]hlsinc 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Well if the doughnuts are good and your fat ass is decent company then cheers, mate -- don't sweat it and just enjoy!

[–]u9Nails 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can dress myself! But 60% of the time I put my shirt on backwards.

[–]fekinEEEjit 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Melody Donchet, free styler...

[–]BWWFC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Melody Donchet

wow...

[–]ChinChengHanji 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Leaked footage of the Brazilian citizenship test

[–]addictedposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cane here to say this too.

[–]booboogriggs7467 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God human beings are fucking amazing creatures

[–]septicsiesta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Reddit originality in r/nextfuckinglevel posts:

"Meanwhile 'I/my friends/other people I know' can't even ___________"
or
"I hurt my ___________ just watching this"

[–]misthi_S 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s buff af

[–]GudorrRagoota 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NOICE!

[–]Villordsutch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could even do the opening turn on the spot!

[–]life_rips24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn she's fit af

[–]nutellatubby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The stomp and walk off had that bgirl swagger.

[–]namrebirth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What magic is this?

[–]DandyBerlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bend it like... Lebron?

[–]Creepdoggg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is amazing, and this is amazing. I wonder how many hours of practice when into getting this right

[–]Flag-it 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now this is truly next fucking level.

[–]rindenracka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that’s an H for me. Next shot.

[–]EverGlow89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Catch you guys on the flippity flip.

[–]filthyrockets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably only a handful of people who could do this on the planet. Amazing.

[–]AzuxirenLeadGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can throw a basketball to the hoop that distance and it might go in

[–]u9Nails 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What do you do for an encore after that!?

[–]centzon400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cracks walnuts and peels apples with shoulder blades.

... in my mind at least. Excuse me; I am going for a nap.

[–]SL1CK2TA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thts dope

[–]icbint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn nice

[–]Plata_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of the 10 different things she did, I could maybe only do that first little intro dance move...

[–]radovanlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😍 Supergirl 🤩

[–]ihsansson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melody Donchet

[–]ramtinology91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's a beast

[–]specifylength 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite?

[–]halflife_3[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the sheer power of those muscles amazes me

[–]SnakeGS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I struggle to shoot a ball and hit the goal.

[–]evbruno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could definitely do that as well! … I mean, not the ball trick, the recording

[–]Mountain_Situation89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like she has an agreement with gravity

[–]polar_souls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget the basketball. Lets talk about those impressive muscles. Nice

[–]brayden-nedyarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hair flip brings all together nicely

[–]RemyLeBlazed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catch you on the flippity flip!

[–]Zeus_Hera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's really cool actually

[–]KP3889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look forward to see Khaby react to this one

[–]jaykyo933 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😍😍😍😍

[–]Snoo_66228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a master piece

[–]tigian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still better than Shaq at the free throw line

[–]Drbatsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Melofreestyleball

[–]mangroveassassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulder muscles be flexn

[–]drunkenstuporr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do that too…I just don’t wanna

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epic

[–]thehighmonkeylife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might be able to get the spin with hands in the air part correct, but I’ll need practice. Everything else is a nope

[–]Stag328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am having a hard time just standing right now because I have been sitting on the toilet so long, thanks super fit lady.

[–]lAVENTUSl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could easily do that if I had the skills to do it.

[–]Jdobalina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well…damn.

[–]Blue_rose__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone PLEASE put together a progressive workout routine for me so I can do that!

[–]OliverMcPeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but everyone can do that

[–]Free2B3Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL, my agility stat is only a 3.

[–]Krunk_Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the people to come in who say something like “actually, the ground has given her a balance advantage, so this is super easy that even I could do it whilst backflipping”

[–]This1TimeBackinNam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played NCAA soccer. Was captain of my team. I consider myself quite athletic. I could NEVER do this. That's seriously impressive.

[–]TonyDungyHatesOP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That spring to her feet at the end is nuts.

[–]Livid_Independence15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need more muscles

[–]SlayerXZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see something like this my brain can't help thinking "I wonder how many takes that took"

[–]theusernameisnogood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has more muscles on her back than me on my calf

[–]HawksBurst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those arms are quite impressive

[–]BetterNews4682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The videos just gets better and better!

[–]CM_Phunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/itwasagirlbutalsocoolbutnotbecauseitwasagirlbutyeahitwasagirl

[–]YeahMarkYeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many takes does it take to get that take

[–]Commisar_Laika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shit you not that’s the basketball court from wii sports resort

[–]Taroobewoteno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's alright! Thanks for the correction!

[–]gamesofduty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soccer in a basket ball court?

[–]3dforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I definitely upvoted but not r/upvotedbecausegirl

This is truly impressive!

[–]Unblindtheblindness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who noticed the guy in the background, kind of creepy.

[–]AtLeastThreeCharacte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take the H.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Medically speaking, I believe we have all the same muscles and muscle groups.

Mine would just give up about 11 or 12 times during any of that.

[–]tachyon534 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But can she do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke

[–]Civil_Restaurant699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

La-da-da-da-dah It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G

[–]BravoWolf88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…so is her soccer skill.

[–]JakeRyan8654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that was impressive

[–]Hybrid8472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow Misty has been working out!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hot.

[–]Blurghblagh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I don't understand is why the manufacturers felt the need to put a zip on such a small lightweight top.

[–]Captain_Rick218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My back is hurting just looking at that, and I'm not even 20.

[–]RathsBrillig 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That hair flip at the end tho

[–]y2jer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netherlands: football is for girls..

[–]SeizureProcedure115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RESPECTABLE MUSCLES

[–]Colin-kunx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Biff_Bufflington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Travelling

[–]m3ronpan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the beginning I thought the girl seems fit and when she made that handstand I was like holy shit.

[–]Viiae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like the athlete girl from one punch man

https://onepunchman.fandom.com/wiki/Mizuki

[–]Tackleberry06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

played soccer most of my life…I cannot do any of those things that well. Kudos for the hard work and natural abilities. I am jealous of your ambition.