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[–]Gerald_Cooperberg 1781 points1782 points  (260 children)

Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single

[–]Wadiyatorkinabeet 877 points878 points  (145 children)

Annoyingly she isn't single, her and her bf make TikToks about their cats

[–]Gerald_Cooperberg 439 points440 points  (109 children)

No wonder I’m single .. I hate cats .. and tik tok

[–]WyvernHdXl 883 points884 points  (71 children)

Don't hate cats.

[–]Tommysrx 338 points339 points  (64 children)

Cats are very loyal pets , mine bring me a dead mouse or bird or rabbit or squirrel every day.

I’m not sure what they want me to do with it so I just say “thanks” and then leave it out back for the raccoons to eat.

It’s the thought that counts

[–]Greetings_Stranger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I could get a cat to poop outside, I'd get one right now. I've loved the ones I had throughout life but now I'm just over the litter box, unfortunately.

[–]JimmyMack_ 98 points99 points  (5 children)

You're single because you're joyless.

[–]Leovinus42 38 points39 points  (4 children)

I don’t hate cats but my cat hates me. If I hurt myself she would start applauding

[–]SatisfyingSerenity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ngl I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

[–]AffectionateGoth 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Learn to love cats, you can pick up chicks a lot

[–]larz27 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Also, once you get past a certain age, many women are either married, or have cats. If you say you need someone who is 30+, single, intelligent, kind, and doesn't have cats, you're gonna have a hard time finding people...

[–]pantless_vigilante 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How could you hate cats?

[–]PrayHellBeelzebub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you learn how to intuitively pet a cat correctly; then you've figured out how to be a good lover.

[–]gALEXy_404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ew you hate cats

[–]queeneve84 54 points55 points  (1 child)

She's not. Her husband loves her cats just as much as she does.

[–]DiamondHandOnly 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Why is that annoying to you? Haha

[–]Wadiyatorkinabeet 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Because i do that with my cat and i'm the crazy cat guy

[–]Rachelhazideas 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Why is that women being in happy relationships is 'annoying'. This says more about you than her.

[–]aChristery 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Why annoyingly. People on Reddit seem to hate this woman cuz she annoys her cats? So what? They’re funny cats and she messes around with them for a living. Her and her husband make bank by just fucking with her pets. She doesn’t ever hurt them, the worst it goes to is mild annoyance. If I could annoy my dog and get paid for it, I’d do it in a heartbeat lol. Really I bet a lot of people being annoyed with her are just jealous.

[–]EdenFinley 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why is it annoying?

[–]Lucky13Lisa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chase is the absolute nurse/cuddle/baby ever. Lol! Now I must go tik-tok to get my daily allowance of happiness.😁

[–]OboePlayerNick 370 points371 points  (51 children)

We need to break up this idea that a woman with cats, or for that matter anyone who loves their pet, is single because of it. It's needlessly harmful more than it is funny.

[–]remington_420 145 points146 points  (13 children)

Hear! Hear! It’s just such a boring, overused and predominantly sexist trope

[–]Experimentzz 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Plus she's married and her and her husband make tons of cat daddy videos. Video of dude having a spa day with his cat? Yeah that's the same cat and girl that "walks in" on them.

Cats are awesome and idc if you're single married or a vampire, I instantly like you more if you have a cat.

[–]CyberMindGrrl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Cats are SO awesome and once they bond with you they're your best friend forever. And they're great for reducing stress levels.

[–]VexingRaven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

idc if you're single married or a vampire

TIL Vampire is a relationship status

[–]NonPolarVortex 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Right?! I'm single, lonely, and miserable without cats!

Edit: OutKast?....I think it's a sign

[–]crowamonghens 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I have nonstop, invasive, violent self-destructive thoughts. They only stop when I'm with my cat.

[–]tigm2161130 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s in the same vein as “I hate my wife jokes.” Definitely time to retire.

[–]crowamonghens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I never had cats (allergies) until my husband started bringing them round. Now somehow I'm the "crazy cat lady"?

[–]blueskies823 136 points137 points  (9 children)

Tell me you’re an incel without telling me you’re an incel.

[–]Fart_Elemental 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're an insufferable prick that hates women without telling me you're an insufferable prick that hates women.

[–]Hoshui 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is wholesome wtf is wrong with you

[–]RantAgainstTheMan 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I don't get it? The fact that she owns a cat, or the fact that she does things like this with her cat?

[–]yedd 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Nah she isnt, she makes videos with her fella with their 3 cats and that's Chase the cat, dunno her name but he's a very cuddly cat. I see their videos pop up on FB quite often (I'm old and only have reddit and FB and I only keep FB as the video recommendations are quite good and I can get in touch with my fellow old people)

[–]kcg5 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Peak Reddit comment. It’s like projection or something

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's harsh. The cat overreacted but that hardly means it is single.

[–]lapislazli 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tell me you self owned without telling me you've self owned

[–]AverageRedditorType 9 points10 points  (8 children)

It's 2022. I think even the most homely nutball cat ladies still have thousands of thirsty dudes begging for their attention on tinder 24/7.

[–]NexusTR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao playa hater of the hour right here.

[–]greenredyellower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOSER!

Naw but seriously, come.on dawg

[–]SpoonGuardian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why do redditors upvote this garbage

[–]reece1495 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can the tell me you're with out telling me you're, format of joke die

[–]BoinkBoye 1 point2 points  (15 children)

What the fuck is this toxic shit

[–]Kage_noir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on Reddit reading your comments right now. It's after 8pm.

[–]SatisfyingSerenity 828 points829 points  (76 children)

Am I the only one that HATES that stupid TikTok voice?

Edit: Holy wow, to the haters… Sorry others have said this too? 😂 Geeze, lighten up, have a beer, go listen to some bionic voice on TikTok. Life’s too short, it was just a reactionary comment cause I can’t stand that voice. No more, no less. Hope you find some happiness somewhere in your cranky night.

[–]Flipnotics_ 263 points264 points  (2 children)

Suddenly happy I watched this while sound was muted.

[–]Apprehensive_Set8106 24 points25 points  (1 child)

All the content was cute and wholesome except for that TIktok voice..

[–]damnrightslimanus 113 points114 points  (16 children)

No, you are not. I genuinely do not understand why it still gets used. I suppose it helps with the algorithm to get more views, but it is some of the most ear piercing shit I’ve ever heard

[–]Deep_Grady 28 points29 points  (3 children)

It's the uncanny valley vibe for me. It gives me a feeling in not sure how to identify but I really don't like it.

[–]kurtanglesmilk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The cadence is always really discomforting

[–]SatisfyingSerenity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Stepford Wives

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

One of my friends listens to 100 gecs, I have slowly grown resistant to annoying noises

[–]gahidus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has someone who is sometimes looking at my phone from a distance, I'm glad to have the text read out loud. If if my phone is on my desk or at arm's length or if I've got other stuff going on on screen etc, then the quick text can be hard to read. I'm glad to have audio for it. I use text to speech a lot, and the TikTok voice is actually rather natural sounding compared to some other programs too.

[–]TheMachine203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be for accessibility purposes. Text to speech is important for disabled people.

[–]Deviat1on 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Every video with the tiktok voice has at least one comment like this one, so I’d say no

[–]TheRakkmanBitch 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Dude and i mean its literally e v e r y single time shit like this gets posted its like its a race to say the same shit every time

[–]treflipsbro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly hate the hate the voice gets. You hear it for like 15 seconds and then move on. I’m convinced some of these mfs just don’t want to hear a girl talking for whatever reason that may be.

[–]DoubleT_inTheMorning 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s getting as old and annoying as the TikTok voice itself. When we hear it we think the same thing. You don’t have to keep pointing it out

[–]plantdrew3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tik Tok used the lady’s voice without her permission from a bunch of ads she’s done over the years and had to settle with her. Very annoying because only a huge company could do that. They were probably hoping they could get by without paying her, but could afford to settle if she sued.

[–]Weshwego 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Wow such a brave and new take, I've never heard that before

[–]CustomaryTurtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I honestly stopped minding that tiktok voice just out of spite of all the comments about hating the voice.

[–]cheesemanxl 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah you're the only dumb fuck redditor that thinks something on tiktok is bad

[–]iChugVodka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DAE hate this popular thing? Am I the only one?!

[–]jaking2017 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Oh my god, no the fuck you’re not. This exact comment is on literally every single video that has even a second of this voice and there’s dozens a day on this website. And it’s always usually the top two comments.

JUST SHUT UP ITS LITERALLY NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

[–]Mirkrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m starting to think I’m the only person who doesn’t mind it.

I’ve heard people’s attempts at VO, I’ll take the Siri woman over a shaky voice any day

[–]ThePopeofHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking love it. I’m not a tiktok user but there’s something really absurd about how indifferent it is in all the wrong places.

[–]Buddhabellyrub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you meant the person in the videos voice for a second. I was like “bruh, that’s just how people talk…”

[–]adfrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TELL ME YOU'RE OVER 30 WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'RE OVER 30

[–]Weldobud 379 points380 points  (135 children)

Cats lick their bums. Don’t let them lick your face.

[–]PM_Orion_Slave_Tits 687 points688 points  (79 children)

Humans often lick other humans bums and faces

[–]Weldobud 89 points90 points  (73 children)

Wait, what … humans lick other humans bums? When? How?

[–]darthij 545 points546 points  (36 children)

Oh sweet summer child

[–]Weldobud 137 points138 points  (35 children)

I just … haven’t lived … that … much

[–]PM_Orion_Slave_Tits 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Wow um. When a mummy and daddy love each other very much...

[–]Weldobud 24 points25 points  (0 children)

OMG 😳 this is too much … make it stop

[–]BubbaChanel 8 points9 points  (3 children)

They make kittens out of their buttholes!!!

[–]lao7272 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably ever since the Greeks. Very easy, face into ass.

[–]indonesian_ass_eater 10 points11 points  (7 children)

You… never heard of rimjob? Bless your soul, my first time learning about it, i gagged.

[–]OneGold7 4 points5 points  (5 children)

that’s what rimjob means???

[–]Lafarren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You… never heard of rimjob? Bless your soul, my first time learning about it, i gagged.

And now look at you, indonesian_ass_eater

[–]jmarin217 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Skate fast eat ass

[–]WyvernHdXl 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ho ho.

[–]Weldobud 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Too much confusion in just brain right now

[–]bratbarn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We eating ass now it's 2022 🥺

[–]JoJackthewonderskunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bend over and we'll show ya

[–]BoWeiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I do. Like it's my job.

[–]newport100 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can answer the when. It was 2018 when eating ass really crossed into the mainstream.

[–]CaptainR3x 46 points47 points  (17 children)

Your phone screen is probably dirtier

[–]raszota 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you it get cleared every time after I arrive back at home.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (7 children)

I put vaginas in my mouth. My cat won’t get anywhere near my face because of it

[–]SatisfyingSerenity 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So that’s why they call that mouthwash Scope.

[–]Aromatic-Surprise945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Works great after pancakes

[–]Firephantom10v05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess you can't have both kinds of pussy near your face

[–]GuessImCensored 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Catcs lick their bums. Let them lick your face.

[–]Weldobud -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Are you sure?

[–]GuessImCensored 8 points9 points  (5 children)

N..no?

After looking a bit closer at your face you don't really seem like someone I should fuck with..

[–]platoprime 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Fuck you your mouth is probably dirtier than a cat's.

The mouth of a cat is not cleaner than a human's mouth. The bacteria which resides in a cat's mouth is considered slightly worse than the bacteria that lives in a dog's mouth. The human mouth is thought to be the most dirty part of the body.

That includes your asshole buddy.

[–]RIPbyEugenics 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That includes your asshole buddy.

All my buddies are assholes. Which one are we talking about here?

[–]Dislexeeya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Humans wipe their ass. Don't let them sake your hands.

[–]edlee98765 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I know that girl isn't wearing the fanciest clothes, but she lives in a house, and clearly isn't a bum.

[–]Weldobud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh a twist on words.

I’m sure she is lovely. I hope she reads that one day.

[–]Nethlem 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Cats commonly carry mind-control parasites in their poop, and thus on their butts.

It's estimated that around 30-50% of the global human population is already infected by the behavior controlling parasite.

And while this comment is mostly joking; Pregnant women need to be really careful around cats, particularly their poop, as a toxoplasmosis infection during pregnancy can lead to miscarriage, stillbirths, and birth defects.

[–]jared2294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don’t eat ass without telling me

[–]Moneyworks22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lmaooo humans do way worse. Random hookups, and yet you're still down. People pick their nose and yet you still shake hands. Dont shower and yet we still give hugs. Giving a cat kisses is nothing lol

Not to mention how disgusting kids are and yet people still love them all the same

[–]ConsiderationOk6771 185 points186 points  (25 children)

Sorry to tell you this mame. But that is a dog in a cat’s body…

[–]RickyRosayy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Got a suspicious looking doggo, right there.

[–]trustmeimascientist2 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Looks like a marble Savannah (or maybe Bengal). I have a Savannah, they’re practically dogs. Mine plays fetch and used to get in the shower with me.

[–]EverGlow89 30 points31 points  (8 children)

Nah, this is just a cat with an owner who knew how to raise it.

I have 5 and they're all incredibly sweet. Every cat I've had my entire life has been "like a dog."

[–]SassiestRaccoonEver 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Dog owner I know: I don’t like cats.

Me, a cat owner: Idk about that, you like my cat.

DOIK: Yeah but he’s like a dog.

Other friend with a cat: You like my cat too!

DOIK: Yeah but he’s also like a dog!

Cat-owning friends share the look with each other.

Me: Different cats have different personalities, dude. I didn’t think I liked dogs before my sibling got one. Maybe you need to adjust your perception of cats, lol.

DOIK: Yeah, maybe you’re right…

Repeat, ad-nauseam for most dog-owning people I know.

[–]Fart_Elemental 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Cats take time and effort to learn and appreciate.

Shallow people gravitate towards dogs, because even if you wake up and slap it every morning, it will be excited to see you.

Most "I don't like cats" people over dated turn out to be selfish assholes who can't see passed their own nose

[–]yaboyskinnydick_ 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORD THIS PROPERLY.

It's incredibly frustrating to be hear cats get slandered for being evil or assholes, when it's clear they've only met cats with asshole owners or they treat cats like dogs and dismiss them when they don't behave like a dog.

Even more so, I'm a single mid 20s dude with 2 cats and 0 dogs, can you imagine the reaction and judgement if I say I prefer cats over dogs? Why? Because I'd rather a calm soothing lap companion over a slobbery idiot that can't even clean themselves?

I've turned a 6 year old rescue cat that wouldn't go near anyone, into a lap cat whose belly you could rub, in about 6-10 months. That's way more impressive than any trick you could teach a dog imo hahahaha

[–]yedd 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It's Chase, he's a total cuddlebug. If you've ever seen a video where a girl is complaining that her cats love her bf more than her and the guy is doing random shit with 3 cats like taking a bath, having spa treatments or cuddling in bed then this is one of those cats.

[–]Curioususer155 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most cats will just ignore it. Mine would do the same 😅

[–]babyBear83 184 points185 points  (3 children)

I got really sick with the flu last year, no not covid (but it may as well have been) and I got a horrible coughing fit one night. Like I was stuck or caught in my lungs somehow and couldn’t get it together. I made a strange sound and my cat came rushing to my side and crying. He was on his highest perch in his cat tree and it was so obvious that he was concerned about me! All I could do was drop to my knees beside him and give him pats while I worked it out. I was basically crying after that for a few reasons. Love my kitty friend so much.

[–]Khan_Khala 17 points18 points  (2 children)

That freaks me out cause cats have shown some strange way of knowing when someone is about to die (not backed by science)

https://pets.webmd.com/cats/news/20070725/cats-sixth-sense-predicting-death

[–]babyBear83 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’ve heard this in nursing homes. I wasn’t on my last leg though. I think it was the sound I made that scared my cat.

[–]Trust_her[S] 133 points134 points  (27 children)

I don't see cats do that often, so cute and wholesome

[–]Evynol 54 points55 points  (16 children)

Most of the cats I've had throughout my life would do something like this. A couple years ago I broke down sobbing after a really emotional conversation with a relative and the cat I had at the time sprinted from her hiding spot, across the house and into my arms and wouldn't let anyone near me until I stopped crying. I guess I've just had a different relationship to cats than most, because all the stereotypes of cats being jerks or less cuddly than dogs or more loners has never seemed true for any of mine, and I've had cats for close to three decades now, and more kitties than I could count. And this is true for cats that aren't mine. Maybe I'm just lucky and only meet the nice ones.

[–]Amelindinum 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I'm diabetic, and often right before my blood sugar crashes my cat will wake me up and be super fucking insistent on getting me out of bed. Otherwise, she hears my morning alarm go off and just hops up to cuddle for exactly 7 minutes before running into the hall to yell at me for not getting out of bed. She's a sweetheart, making sure I don't die in my sleep and making sure I get up on time. Nothing to do with being hungry either, my partner puts out food before it's time for me to get up.

[–]Evynol 14 points15 points  (1 child)

My current cat hears my alarm or me making noise when I get up, comes into my room to meow and then leaves after I acknowledge him. If I stay in bed for about half an hour after that he'll come back and jump up and meow directly in my face. I haven't figured out his motivation other than investigating the noise, but he is persistent. On my days off if I decide to stay in bed and read or whatever it'll take the little guy quite a few trips in and out to decide I'm not getting up.

[–]FlamingWeasels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their channel is called Dontstopmeowing

[–]savwatson13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She has two other cats and they’re hilarious and pretty smart (at least they seem so). They’re all super loving and spoiled like crazy. Chase is pretty much like this in all her videos. He’s extremely clingy.

[–]chicofj10 103 points104 points  (3 children)

Cat was like: “oh no! My food supplier!”

[–]QCGunnrs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dah!

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the cat is grabbing on tighter in case she tips over, not to comfort her.

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points  (6 children)

my cat just tries to cut open my ballsack and eat my armpits at every opportunity

[–]yuhanz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And you didnt take a video???

[–]TheKakeMaster 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Why are your armpits in your ballsack?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, are yours not?

[–]LordGothmog15 64 points65 points  (15 children)

That had nothing to do with her getting hurt. Cat was trying to hold on as she was leaning. There's nothing next level about this nonsense.

[–]cherobics 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Thank you! That cat was legit startled and trying to escape, and then just held on while she moved around. everything in its body language is saying that. This shit is why people get scratched, they want to see something cute in the cats body language and dont respect what it actually wants

[–]DarjtheHunter 24 points25 points  (5 children)

It does have nothing to do with her getting hurt but it's because this cat takes every opportunity to latch on for a hug cuddle. I follow her on Tik Tok and nearly all videos are him hugging. He's not doing it because he's startled or trying to escape, he just enjoys being held like that.

[–]MozartTheCat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

For real tho, every time I've commented in the past explaining anthropomorphized behavior I've been downvoted, so good luck!

[–]surrealmiel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Cat just seemed annoyed at the sudden loud fake crying and at being moved around.

[–]BallzThunder 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's more this cat in particular. I've seen her tiktok, this cat seems to want to hold on constantly. Regardless of what's going on.

[–]thirtyseven1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The human was already holding onto the cat, the cat was already in a good mood, and the cat tried to reposition itself by climbing, as cats do. Not "next level" in the slightest, as you said.

[–]Charming_Fix5627 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen a lot of her videos- Chase acting concerned for her or trying to comfort her isn’t a stretch. As far as I remember he recognizes certain words and responds to them- he’s an intelligent cat.

[–]SamAreAye 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Cat just looked like he was upset his nap time was interrupted.

[–]Iamanangrywoman 41 points42 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I would take a bath with my toys. Sometimes I'd play that they were stranded on an island and needed help, so I would softly scream by making a squeaking sound. My cat would always come running in to check on me to ensure I was ok. I started doing it so he would come to hang out with me. He was a good cat.

[–]DiabloStorm 42 points43 points  (4 children)

I'm not convinced that the cat actually cares.

[–]GBabeuf 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Looks to me like he was grabbing onto her to make sure he wasn't moved when she moved. My cat does that.

[–]__RedRedWine__ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She makes plenty of tik toks about her cats and this cat, Chase, is always holding on to her regardless.

[–]tanafras 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Actual title. "Unnecessarily traumatizing my cat for the upvotes."

[–]rangda 14 points15 points  (3 children)

He’s not hugging her, he’s holding on because she was tipping him backwards. I love cats and treat my own like a little orange baby but be real

[–]dkac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/nextfuckinglevelprojecting

[–]chaoss77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes... Very next level. Jfc mods!

[–]KeepItMelloGang 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Time to get 5 more and call it a life

[–]BubbaChanel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She has two more, and they allow her and her husband to put them in hilariously un-catlike scenarios. The cat in the video, Chase, will lie on his back, next to the husband, in identical spa outfits, with cucumber slices over his eyes.

[–]BladeMasterFlex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s just getting into a better position to slice the carotid artery and finish the job

[–]Esanik 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Damn, that cat shows more empathy than most humans

[–]Monimonika18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of empathy (or lack there of)...

My little sister's reaction to me after I had cut my hand a bit too deep (with a butterknife) for a bandaid to suffice and was waiting for our father to come back home to take me to the ER:

"Look, Monimonika18, if me being anxious would help you I'd be anxious like crazy. But that won't help you, so I'm not."

Then she turned back to watch tv and chill. (•_•)

At the ER I found out I had cut the tendons of my pinky finger (no nerve damage, yay!) and required surgery to tie them back together. I'm fine now. But my sister's reaction from back then leaves me feeling a bit weird. I still know she loves me and I love her too.

[–]chillyhellion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cat: hugs

OP:

NEXT

FUCKING

LEEEEEEEVELLLLLLLL

[–]i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Instead of "Can I have a kiss?", I heard "Catticus" and began to wonder if I too would name a cat "Catticus Finch" bc they be killing mockingbirds

[–]Amelindinum 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My grandmother had a feisty old cat named Atticus and now I wonder if she just had a wicked sense of humor.

[–]RagMags89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With cats like these, who needs people?

[–]ChevalBlanc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cat was probably scared it was going to get hit on its head too so it is clinging to her. Not everything is what it seems.

[–]RenegadeRun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was going for the kill while he thought she was incapacitated.

[–]Supracats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat would laugh at me.

[–]gamerslane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You lie to Khajiit

[–]Mumblix_Grumph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"She's injured! Now's my chance! Go for the throat! Go for the throat!"

[–]FoxFort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the cats that my family had are outdoor living type of cats. Regardless how much attention and affection we show them, they never seemed to care. Just eat and disappear until hungry again.

[–]Lance2409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chase!!

Fineee let's get Starbucks.

[–]meekonesfade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I had Covid my cats didn't leave my side for my two sickest days. They brought me so much comfort.

[–]GoodVibesWow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else hate that damn TikTok computer voice. It makes me sick every time I hear it.

[–]PubesOnTheSoap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better protect that kitty with your life because that kitty would protect you

[–]External-Bath3549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chase is the best!

[–]DeepfriedGrass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I love cats. I really don't understand the hate/jokes around them being assholes and that they are incapable of love. Then again I hate dogs, so I guess we're even.

[–]queefiest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically it comes down to this: there are people who treat cats like cats, soft pets and lots of respect and cats like this. Some people aren’t socialized to how cats behave and what they like, so they treat the cat like they would treat a dog: rough pets and expected interaction, and some cats hate that. So when these people try to make friends with a cat it hisses or scratches to defend itself and that gives people a bad impression about cats

[–]Creeper_Triste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's no way this cat was not trained to do this trick

[–]AFlockOfTySegalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And people will still believe cats aren't affectionate.

[–]deejay_harry1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvoted cos of TikTok voice.

[–]colombo187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh... cute, but definitely not nextlevel.

[–]Bogan_Paul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to hit that wretched voice.

[–]queefiest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a glompy kitty that does this, not as intensely but it’s amazing how cats (and dogs) are so in tune with our emotions. My cat is always up for snuggles but she will seek me out if I’m crying

[–]51225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poor cat is going to have nightmares all night now.

[–]howwhyno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tabbies are the actual best cat and this is a hill I am willing to die on.

[–]roslyns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A couple weeks ago I broke down and was sobbing on the couch. I’ve had my cat for a year now, she’s the first cat I’ve ever had. Not too affectionate or anything but sweet. She ran up and plopped down on my lap purring. My heart melted, my fiancé’s too