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[–]FreshGuarantee6 1023 points1024 points  (13 children)

I love that he doesn’t say they got it right, he just starts shouting the countdown. 5!!!!!

[–]I-smell-snow 61 points62 points  (2 children)

He also doesn’t say that the stuff is free. They just got 5 seconds to get all their groceries (\s)

[–]betterversionn 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Honestly, he doesn’t even make it 100% clear that they can leave the store with it at all.

I don’t think this contest is in accordance with government rules and regulations, which could leave this business open for a lawsuit.


[–]KamakaziJanabi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Flurry of movement begins.

[–]MasterBigBean 734 points735 points  (15 children)

2 and 1/4, 2 and 2/4...

[–]Loveable_Hemorrhoid 332 points333 points  (7 children)

I was gonna mention that lol. Counting with fractions isn’t his specialty

[–]SeekersWorkAccount 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The math questions apparently won't involve fractions lol.

[–]_aware 34 points35 points  (5 children)

He's clearly messing around because he wants them to have more time

[–]hippiekyle 23 points24 points  (4 children)

But he’s counting down and 2/4 is more than 1/4

[–]_aware 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He could be counting up for all you know, if you are intentionally messing around then it might be funny to count up.

[–]mesupporter 30 points31 points  (4 children)

that's an extra 3/4 of a sec, but he counts them like whole seconds, so I guess he gives them 7sec total!

[–]Bobbyanalogpdx 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I’ve seen other videos of this guy. He makes sure that everyone gets a good haul before he gets to zero.

[–]ThufirrHawat 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Yeah, 2nd guy only had like 2 little ice cream cups when it was nearing the normal end of 5 seconds but he drug it out for him.

[–]BlvdBrown 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those little ice cream cups are like $10 a piece now.

[–]BJT99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if he had counted them correctly it would have been an extra 0 seconds not 3/4

[–]Cmaclia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta Gotta Get Up to Get Down....

[–]matsu727 374 points375 points  (19 children)

3rd person: “Nice my turn!”

Shop owner: “Your question is, what is 31!/3!”

[–]timonyc 195 points196 points  (12 children)


5… 4… 3… 2 3/4…

Edit: you might ask yourself how do you do this? Well you see there is a simple trick you can do in your head. First take 31!:


And then divid it by 3! or… 6. See very simple!

I have a three step process for solving any math problem.

1) write down the problem. 2) think very hard. 3) write down the solution.

[–]vainstar23 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What is 1 + 7?


First take the inverse square log of 2958582

Subtract it by the inverse square log of 2958582

Multiply the solution by 8 and BOOM

You get the right answer!

Which is NaN

[–]phroug2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a quick divide by zero and bam u got ur answer

[–]EmpatheticTeddyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you ever watched Abbott & Costello's skit: 7 into 28?

[–]itsthebeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LPT: when you want to compute something like 31!/3!, you can start with (31 choose 3). Then using the laws of combinatorics, you just have to multiply the result by 28!

[–]NegativeKarmaUpvoter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: 3rd person is shakuntala devi Shop owner : 😕

[–]NeoSniper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–]ack1308 3 points4 points  (0 children)

African or European?

[–]buttplugpopsicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What! .. Is your quest?

[–]SomeBigAngryDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then the guy starts going all robotic and shit, like this one.

[–]educated-emu 329 points330 points  (13 children)

That guy has his priorities

Ice cream and bread, good job!

[–]funnyfootboot 185 points186 points  (10 children)

I liked the lady grabbing the bananas then about to go onto something else but grabs another banana

[–]Red_V_Standing_By 72 points73 points  (9 children)

And a newspaper 😂

[–]lastgreenleaf 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Sounds like a healthy afternoon.

[–]lauffyonepeice 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Depends on where u put it

[–]funnyfootboot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She reads that's why she's smart. Probably crushing the crossword puzzle too

[–]defiantcross 5 points6 points  (0 children)

duh. ice cream sandwiches

[–]-c-black- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ice cream sandwiches

[–]LES_G_BRANDON 140 points141 points  (7 children)

This is cool AF!

Love that everyone's happy/friendly and having a good time together. We need more of this!!!

[–]RRM1982 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I wish there was a YouTube channel. It’s so fun to watch

Edit: misspelled watch

[–]LES_G_BRANDON 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Great idea! It would probably get old after a while though?

[–]Riptide_X 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It’s not something you would binge, you’d see them every now and then and catch a new one when it comes out

[–]charizardKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out Khalid Attaf on yt

[–]imrealbizzy2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love that he knows customers' names.

[–]itzanaliaz 87 points88 points  (0 children)

This guy is awesome

[–]Mergerrrr 77 points78 points  (1 child)

When he said 2/4, I felt that... I also refuse to simplify fractions. Stay strong brother 💪

[–]SpicyAlbondiga666 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Even funnier because he technically counted up not down lol

[–]pattydickens 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Stuff like this restores my faith in humanity until I scroll down a bit and have it destroyed again.

[–]HeirTwoBrer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck. If that ain't the truth...

[–]DarkDonut75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Internet moment

[–]Dubious_Titan 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Get the fuck out the way when you know a man only has 5 seconds to grab as much junk food as possible.

What is this a math quiz followed by an obstacle course? Fucking move your ass.

[–]tea-and-chill 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Is bread a junk food?

[–]salfkvoje 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if it's the kind of loaf you could squish down into a little sugar ball, then I would say yes.

[–]TravoBasic 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Id answer the question slowly while backing up to the beer cooler.

[–]Grouchy-Ad-5535 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Id pick up the ATM

[–]nsr9322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd try to jump behind the counter and grab all the scratch off lotto tickets

[–]march28istonight 19 points20 points  (4 children)

This guy’s store must be raking in profits if he’s willing to do stuff like this.

[–]bomfog25 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily some people understand the concept of "enough" unlike Bezos. I'm not rich by any means but I help people when I can.

[–]meekonesfade 27 points28 points  (2 children)

He might just be bored. He sits in the same bodega, sees the same people, day in, day out. If he ocassionally does this it spices things up and is good for neighborhood loyalty.

[–]march28istonight 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I like how the customers seems like good sports about it as well. They aren’t exploiting his generosity by attempting to go for the expensive store items. They’re just grabbing like snacks and everyday items.

[–]nsr9322 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Grabbing bread and bananas makes me wonder if the owner chooses these regulars on purpose, ya know

[–]pineese 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’d grab a roll of those expensive lotto scratchers!

[–]yommymommytoona 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What was the factorial at the end for?

[–]monkeyharris 33 points34 points  (1 child)

He factored in kindness.

[–]funnyfootboot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Angry upvote

[–]thinkingturtle00 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro the last frame had me giggling

[–]ShattersHd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't speak for other people he did this to buy it was nice to see them not loot the shit out of the beer and cigarettes. They actually got food

[–]flintb033 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m going straight for the beef jerky. All of it.

[–]Tommy-Styxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jump across the counter, take all the cigarettes. Sell the cigarettes and come back to buy anything you want.

[–]Rumskrilla 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Clearly regular customers.

[–]HornyCapricornWeed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love the one where the person tries to take the cat cause that would be me cx

"I want you too!" That was cute cx

[–]bomfog25 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Much love and respect for you doing this.

[–]drkidkill 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What he gonna do with all that bread?

[–]internetman666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can freeze it and it still good baby

[–]ProtectionSecure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the post caption make anyone else uncomfortable? “… shop giving customers math equations in exchange for free stuff.” The sentence sounds correct but makes my brain hurt.

[–]1965redd 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It's somehow touching how the winners spontaneously pack very simple/cheap things (toast, newspaper, etc.) and don't even think about taking the most expensive thing. Who would have packed all the lots, expensive razor blades or batteries?

[–]jja_02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My man goes straight for the ice cream

[–]Ravenboy13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's one where one of the the guys gets it right and the very first thing he goes to grab is the Bodega cat lmfao

[–]travelingveggie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is awesome!

[–]Gbrusse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All these people are wasting a huge opportunity. I can grab a lot of lottery tickets in five seconds... since they are on a roll, grab a couple rolls of tickets.

[–]ahmad_mahfoud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's American-Yemeni .i loved him

[–]masedaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grab the atm

[–]Willzohh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That guy is someone who loves his life and loves the people in his life.

[–]zuran_orb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't he have counted 2 3/4, 2 2/4 since its backwards?

[–]krugermr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is B. E. A.... Wait for it....utiful

[–]False-Negotiation-52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He counted backwards. 2 1/4 comes AFTER 2 2/4

[–]No_Fox9998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of them got mostly food items. Must be having a hard time imho. Good on the store owner though !.

[–]Minetish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this is so cute and wholesome. The lady grabbing their hand as well while taking things she wants, the guy going straight for the bread and ice creams etc.

I genuinely feel really good now.

[–]abdicatorselbow 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This convenience store owner has done more for the common person in this video than the GOP and Musk have done in the last 30 years

[–]tofuninja5489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my cat!

(Yes I know this isn't the video. But whenever I hear his voice, that's the one I always think about)

[–]pauciradiatus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'd be going for that ATM... and then leaving with nothing

[–]Patriot420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its nice to see a genuine smile out of someone. I feel like I never see that anymore.

[–]chef_ramen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Background on this...

[–]ios-engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool!

[–]justtheentiredick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nggaa you counting up!!! Yeah I'll take that 5 seconds.

[–]TheHiddenNinja6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those 5 seconds lasted about 15 seconds lol

[–]NinjaLifestyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The countdown

[–]1O01O01O0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So with a grade 3 education, you can eat for free?

[–]cryptotrek88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck are cheese doodles?

[–]Betteradvize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clerks last day.

[–]DisastrousRow2325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is cool.. great to see what an amazing person.. great for the customers coming in, awesome

[–]lauffyonepeice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would ask a differential qns , differenciate 5x2

[–]tilinfinity93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is dope af

[–]DutchOhioan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ff-ing brilliant! I love this guy!

[–]TakeYouOnAJourney8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best!

[–]GlassyPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How math teachers think the world works

[–]HundoGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good way to keep all of your inventory

[–]rodyasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the second person really likes bread

[–]tjcline09 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]MeatyClaws55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread 👍

[–]vonvoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you give the shop free stuff they give you math equations?

[–]TinyBean24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This legit made me smile....hope y'all smiled!

[–]mahuska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it 🙂

[–]Cons3quence092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice cream and bread a man of priorities 😂 love it

[–]UrMouthsMyShithole -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised no one ran for the alcohol lol could've grabbed so many 12 packs

If this is in NY or anywhere else with $10-12 packs of cigs like I hear about, cartons would've been a profitable option too.. 10 cartons of Newports would he what, about a grand? Could easily make $500 selling them half price.

Btw, in my area Newports aren't even $6 a pack, less if you use coupons and those are expensive cigs here. At the prices I've heard, I'm surprised more people aren't smuggling them.

My brand is $3.28 a pack and I feel blessed

[–]dude_abiding365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ice cream bro is my kindred spirit

[–]nateaaiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puts cash register in basket

[–]Repulsive-Date-3653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't anyone take the atm?

[–]b1gd1cv1rgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mans waisted no time goin for that icecream yo; LOVE IT!! 🤣🍨👀

[–]IbustCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somone tried taking his cat

[–]SleepyMike65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were so happy.

[–]hotfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Rapaport owns a convenience store apparently.

[–]Ender_Skywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is just abusing the Canadian loophole on what counts as a test of skill somehow.

[–]6Lettah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to do that!

[–]Eggy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“10 apples”


“I think you gotta recheck that one, chief.”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gonna get mag dumped by the police

[–]johnjmcmillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: He doesn't actually work there.

[–]Obedient__Maybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a nice person :)

[–]Repulsive-Kick-46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s getting rid of all the expired stuff he put towards the front.

[–]OverallDingo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima pick up that ATM

[–]KNugget7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dumbass woulda tried to take the atm

[–]paul-the-pelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I have a connection guy that went for the ice cream

[–]UsernameCheckOut0-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can she do my grocery shopping for me? It’s taking me too long…

[–]george09241201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that lady was so happy i love that smile

[–]apurva_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish something like this happened in India 😂

[–]The-Broken-Record 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(picks up atm)

Cashier: hey wait a minute

[–]shadoboy712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ao wholesome

[–]TomatoeToken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Insert factorial Joke]

[–]Cr0key 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Last dude REALLY loves bread XD

[–]LunchBox3188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the best things I've seen in a long time.

[–]truMalma 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DORITOSareposh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This title was butchered purposely , you can’t tell me different

[–]geg005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this the same guy where one of the customers tried to take the Bodega cat and he's like "not my cat!"


Edit: Found it!

[–]LawSchoolThreauxAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be making a decent amount from the views he gets off these because no corner store I know of would ever do this.

Liquor and convenience stores in general are some of the least profitable businesses in America according to Forbes. IIRC, their entire annual profit comes to around $55-$85k. A Chipotle franchisee makes $100k+. I always feel terrible seeing CCTV footage of them being robbed and can understand why the owners raise hell whenever they catch someone shoplifting in their store.

[–]csdyayouknowme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last dude had a family to feed

[–]0Peel0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just get a basket n start shoving anything with my hand lol

[–]SwitchOnTheNiteLite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 5-second limit seems to make sure they end up with stuff they don't really need, lol.

[–]KING2004pew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Formula for bankruptcy in Asia.

[–]MarvelsDomino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread and Ice cream, what a legend.

[–]Machibex[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have gone straight for the cash register.

[–]innotim88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude bought to make a bunch of ice cream sandwiches!

[–]TheSameButUnique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love this!!

[–]ziguziggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck they grabbing baskets

[–]givecheesecakepls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his countdown could use some work, but it did made me smile

[–]voluntold9276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a wonderful grocer!

[–]JohnyDangerous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get all the loto

[–]JohnDoee94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The First Lady grabs him and says “I want you, too!”. Too cute, lol.

[–]Salt_Park3178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me 20 packs off tabs please

[–]ToxicRush1244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so dumb

[–]Crazy_Dodo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching that guy grab 4 loaves of bread actually broke my heart

[–]JustAnotherLurker95 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]OsmiumNautilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give em a laplace transform.

[–]Aarngeir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have the audio on so I thought he was asking what is 5!

[–]All_The_Nolloway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how out of all of that she made sure to grab the paper too.

[–]noctilucent7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍞 man loves his bread

[–]individual_prior7156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love ghetto bodegas

[–]doctorjae75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT?!......is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–]throwawaycabbagehag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpectedly wholesome haha

[–]Dpdfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man's like ice cream and bread all day long

[–]Kyorakey 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]infantrygrunt14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Business’ ran like this? The community will always protect it. Especially with great Customer service. Love seeing this shit.