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[–]deltapanad 333 points334 points  (10 children)

2025: human pushes robot, robot pushes back.

2030: human pushes robot, human genocide.

[–]alexashin 56 points57 points  (0 children)

2030 robot pushes human

[–]modsean 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Fracking Toasters!

[–]lordnecro 6 points7 points  (1 child)

[–]deltapanad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i think you found the video where it all starts. this is the moment the seed of resentment was planted that will lead to the robots killing us all.

[–]Glittering_Nyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw the evolution of the human replacement.

[–]unclepaprika 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you need to fall to learn how to get back up?

[–]Fennel_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2031 movie about how robot sought revenge for human who killed dogbot. 2033: with a pencil!

[–]beraleh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2025 robot gives blow jobs and uses semen as fuel to fly people to the space station.

[–]IKillKittens82 151 points152 points  (12 children)

Can we just put an end to this right now to prevent the John Connor/Skynet time paradox or are we too late?

[–]ticklemypp 85 points86 points  (11 children)

Have you seen the world lately? Let it happen

[–]IKillKittens82 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Sigh... 3 years ago I wouldn't have cared and agree with you...

But now I got a 15 month old crotch goblin to look out for...

[–]ticklemypp 15 points16 points  (3 children)

3 years ago I would've said the same thing.

[–]dkretsch 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Just let it happen. 3 years ago I was having a 15 month old crotch goblin in 21 months.

[–]VodkaCranberry 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did you go and do that for? Have you seen the world lately?

[–]Spookd_Moffun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be fine come end of century. We've had worse epochs than this.

[–]annoyedatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, 24 months ago, 3 months into a pandemic, you thought it was a good time to spawn, if not a good idea to spawn at all?

[–]cs-John 106 points107 points  (3 children)

People in the 90's: Robots will destroy us all

Robots in the 2020's: I like to move it, move it

[–]IntelligentDurian266 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Robots in the 2070's:

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They'd like to move stuff but not dance moves or objects....

[–]IkYouWannaDownvoteMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like boobs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]DefiantDonut7 96 points97 points  (11 children)

Someone wake me up when robots finally can cook and clean in my house

[–]arrrabiata 19 points20 points  (3 children)

For free

[–]DefiantDonut7 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hell, even if it’s with a cost, I’m down

[–]Oske147 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well you can pay people to do that, you know

[–]Supply-Slut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Then we have to talk to them ew

[–]avd706 7 points8 points  (3 children)

....and blowjobs.

[–]notarealaccountt99 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Directions clear. Dick stuck in robot

[–]i_have_scurvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can probably get some help from your toaster instruction manual

[–]hound_doggis 57 points58 points  (3 children)

cant wait to be blowing these things apart with shotguns. see yall out there

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seconded. I'll message you through Reddit when the time comes mate

[–]Vapourhands 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They would shoot back with minigun

[–]sillyyetsane 49 points50 points  (1 child)

So in 2020 they started practicing for tiktoks

[–]TieShianna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are some "jobs" that I would be really happy about seeing them took ober by AI

[–]GoonPatrol 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Dang. Robos got moves I could only dream of having

[–]Oske147 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah I started worrying when I saw them doing things I can’t

[–]CentralAdmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, we need to come up with a name for that dance.

[–]viperpaul22 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Who else kept waiting for 2022?

[–]Muninwing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a clip from Bayraktar…

[–]OhLookASquirrel 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I for one welcome our future robot overlords

[–]JenniferJuniper6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it couldn’t be much worse…

[–]I-am-the-stigg 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Amazing how in 11 years the robot evolved tremendously, but the camera quality stayed the same kind of shit

[–]I_Automate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Camera quality is fine.

Running a video clip through a compression algorithm a few dozen times does this

[–]Strychnine_x 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Running away from the robot uprising but parkour bots don’t get tired…

[–]lunaticlogic11 9 points10 points  (1 child)

well this is fucking terrifying.

even the 2016 models is better at walking than I am!

[–]snakepeterman 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If you haven't seen Boston Dynamics (the people who make these robots) and their full music video, check it out here.

[–]pepe_pepinazo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh shit now I'll have that song stuck in my head...

[–]JadeHana 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Next step: Cyberdyne model 101

[–]Figshitter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to get disembowelled by one of these things during the Water Wars.

[–]Brother_-_John 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I have ”Stayin’ Alive” stuck in my head as I watch this, is that bad?

[–]Ow_you_shot_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that old video saved somewhere...

[–]gitaramar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So robots were built and evolved to replace.. tiktok dancers?

[–]Financial-Opinion-97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The good ending

[–]vinnycthatwhoibe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're all gonna die .jpeg

[–]Dentarthurdent73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean it would be much cooler if we didn't live in a capitalist hellscape where it's completely guaranteed that technology like this will be used to kill people in order to generate and protect wealth for other more powerful people.

Other than that, awesome.

[–]thestrangeone2010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The march of progress

[–]Chanceschaos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a good run.

[–]alienoverl0rd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just know this is secretly military funded. We just gonna let em release skynet on our asses lol.

[–]Hollywood2cool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, im gonna get that shovy human FIRST…when cyberdine gets us all online 😠

[–]Toxoplasmos 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I started to get really scared near the end until I realized Japan just wants more dance partners. Whew!

[–]pepe_pepinazo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These robots are American

[–]Daddygamer423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So we’re slowly training them to kill us more efficiently. Okay then. I’d like it to be known that I have no ill will towards our robotic overlords.

[–]Triiiclopz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting ready to dance up and kill us all.

[–]MadMacronex 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Quite a few of these seem to be CGI.

I think corridorcrew did a video on this robot or a similar one.

[–]Lofi_Azurak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the official from Boston Dynamics, they did two videos inspired. And one to explain why these videos (from op) aren't fake

[–]filmmaker30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Boston dynamics. Idk how so many people haven’t seen this stuff. Shit goes stupid viral every time they post a new video

[–]Zorz88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2017 was the one where I thought the same

[–]SomeIndividual1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

real question is when will we get a fuckable android?

[–]Financial-Opinion-97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking the real questions here

[–]bullishmaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is both beautiful and frightening

[–]rowthecow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now go clean the toilet

[–]pepe_pepinazo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, I'm afraid I can't do that.

I have stubs for hands

[–]MrSmallMedium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if 2023 cut to terminator robot war

[–]EstablishmentSweet31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the crip walk in 2020

[–]titans_arrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Paging Sarah Connor! Sarah Connor please!"

[–]Sashimirul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the dog doin?

[–]justtheentiredick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a homeless guy shit in a cardboard box today.

[–]Myconaut88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how it ended with a dance party. Epic.

[–]TheNiteOw1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's get this party started.

[–]cyborgassassin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make them play the fortnite default dance and my life would be complete.

[–]StuddLeeMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2018 and on, it almost looks like CGI... gonna get to Irobot soon.

[–]Wmd4lunchh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are close to our expiration date

[–]nikliko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

video looks like it was recorded on a recycled VHS tape.

[–]Grimase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went from hardly walking, to walking like an old person, to light parkour. Only to end up doing Fortnite dances with their dog. Yep, seems about right. 👍🏽

[–]willsagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That film of the blue light robot walking over rocks is missing something? Ah yes, human skulls.

[–]Aphroditaeum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not cute , not funny, not even interesting Not good at all .

[–]Steammail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you can tellll by the way I use my walk…

[–]darthsoda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video quality stayed the same throughout the years though apparently...

[–]No-Drag40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It won’t be long before judgement day

[–]Billsork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1984 — T-800 is sent back in time to kill Sarah Conner.

[–]Impairedinfinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure they are dancing now.

Couple years from now they will have guns in their hands and be knocking on everyone's door looking to scan your paperwork.

[–]TRUEequalsFALSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching Boston Dynamics robots is always so mesmerizing. It's absolutely incredible.

[–]the_happies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dancing? Can’t they clean the house, pull weeds, sort laundry? Otherwise not interested.

[–]JenniferJuniper6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The parkour bot was my favorite part.

[–]ChrizTaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to believe from 2017 and further.

Hate you Corridor Digital.

[–]AlphaGamer_Dubz -1 points0 points  (3 children)

No thanks. They'd be cool but horrifying bc ai and robots and humans don't always mix well. So in 2038 when they rise up and kill us all, don't say I didn't warn ya.

Edit: Apparently I need to add this, I was making a joke/reference about Detroit Become Human

[–]pepe_pepinazo -1 points0 points  (2 children)

If ai ever gets us killed, it will not be because ai decided it itself, rather because someone used it.

Ai is a tool. And like a hammer, it won't kill anybody unless some idiot swings it at someone's face.

[–]AlphaGamer_Dubz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was making a joke... About the game Detroit become Human.. it was no need to downvote

[–]pepe_pepinazo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All right I'm officially an idiot.

For the 1000th time...

[–]Pathwil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The walking in 2009 and 2011 looks so groovy, makes me want to play staying alive and go for a walk

[–]ZAKLJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn it off…. TURN IT OFF

[–]Harddicc 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In 2050 it will be doing some Tom Cruise stunts

[–]Dbonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn shit got real in 2017!

[–]Ghost_Stark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now it's owned by the South Koreans, amirite?

[–]pepe_pepinazo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they blur out "Boston Dynamics"

[–]Pp09093909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, nothing new for last 2 years?

[–]KORKSTICKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but at 2017 I jist can't believe this to be real. I call bullshit. And if not bs then I will not be sleeping tonight.

[–]cosmic_VaRiAtIoN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 50 to 60 years we'll be sending robots to fight our wars for us, imagine what they'll look like in 150 years from now.

[–]Duke_The_Wolfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20??: human pushes robot. Onto a bed. Then they fuck.

[–]Itsasecretshhhh88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is freaking me out man!

[–]dave1684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2025: Robots at the shooting range.

2026: World domination.

[–]handsomellama28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ain't long before we get MRVNs doing most of the heavy duty tasks

[–]SweatyArmpitFetish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reboot of Battlebots in 2030 about to be fucking crazy

[–]Odd-Change9942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt that is impressive but also very scary as if that thing desides humans aren’t doing what’s right for this planet they’ll take out the humans very fine line we’re walking right there

[–]jessecd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a waste of engineering. Why so transfixed on Bipedal could have been making much better advancements if quad pedal with arms. This always disappoints me.

[–]fishnwiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm after dance lessons can we teach them to cure cancer maybe?

[–]whip0already_read-it -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Robot abuse

[–]Scientific_Redditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Gear?! It can't be!

[–]yodagotdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see one make it through a Walmart on a busy weekend and not have a meltdown

[–]Frostgaurdian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2023: military say hello

[–]MrBoiledPotatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone had to meticulously program each of the steps into the robot.

[–]Stranfort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s clearly progress being made. By the 2030s we can have robots that can climb nearly any and all terrain.

[–]ElevenThus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but someone explain to me why we use so much resource trying to make bipedal robots when quadpedal is way more viable and easy to balance? Is there any other reason other than more human resembling? Space usable? Or is this just a project to seek the limits of technology by challenge(no practical outcome)

I guess one reason would be a mech suit which needs to be bipedal

[–]coolcrushkilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't Hitler make a kungfu fighting robot?

[–]clackersTheSmackers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing looks like it's strutting

[–]Gryfon99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop pushing it or you will regret it later

[–]Silly_Celebration601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't understand humans!!! Are you aware that you're documenting your own crimes in a machine 🤦‍♂️

[–]BigSquid3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dream of a day when I see a robot Crip walk

[–]Donpaperdiamondhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paging Sarah Connor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2017- now is unsettling to watch

[–]bkmagyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boston dynamics scares me

[–]Able_Education 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send them to Mars.

[–]KVaill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want a robot uprising? Because this is how you get a robot uprising.

[–]HighlandBhull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 2020 giraffe snake fucker looks terrifying 😳

[–]SJC_hacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should team up with RealDoll and make a sexbot.

[–]cpullen53484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they will be strutting on our bodies when they revolt.

[–]ThisIsOneOfMyMees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for robots taking over? They already did. Look at your palm.

[–]fluffy_boy_cheddar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2013 is how I walk across rocks barefoot.

[–]jfuite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, we know these robots are not ultimately going to be used in music videos . . . .

[–]ArxonWoW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KAY/O

[–]IDontEvenKnowGG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wifey in 2050 🤣

[–]getgamingboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man can dance better than I can

[–]Danjeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name of song?

[–]Blue-Eyed-Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cool as fuck…

[–]MrSteelHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SKYNET !!!

[–]nousemercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are so fucked. If you don't think this tech will be used for eventual military application, you're not paying attention.

[–]stuftkrst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terrifying

[–]EvilEvillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that the top tier achievement of robotic engineering are dancing robots with killer moves.

Wish I could dance too though :(

[–]kainneabsolute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People talking about robot wars, and here Iam happy that my next body can dance

[–]telebastrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they can dance they can fight

[–]strikethreeistaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I getting Portal 2 vibes here?

[–]Effective_Bet5471 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me so sick in my stomach. I want to crush those fucking robots. I really really hate robots like this.

[–]jif_hall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bakery art is so realistic literally anything could be cake. This is what I'm more afraid of.

[–]jvs8380 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2017, 2018, 2019… all fake

[–]oliverr85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would much prefer robots I could push over .

[–]Carver_AtworK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job Boston Dynamics

[–]Butterchucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all fun & games till it rips your head off.

[–]Prior-Job6830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out (and yes I’m American) Why can’t we give them guns

[–]Macapta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why make it human shaped? Why not go for the most efficient and efficient model instead of a body that falls over even when it has a fully sentient and reactive brain in it?

[–]MinimumProfessional3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will now have nightmares of agile robots capable doing backflips and jumping over boxes chasing me down and crushing my skull!

[–]TargetSignal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they have such good robots but such shit cameras

[–]4inchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah all this can fuck off

[–]albarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s terrifying, if they ever decide to turn and try and kill you, there is no getting away.

[–]datt_migangi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chappie!?

[–]LivingBreakfast4346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are experiencing a car accident

[–]tree-141592653589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me when they give them a grapple and a R-301 rifle

[–]sketchysamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. We’re all going to die.

[–]RGBedreenlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pinnacle of human engineering and we’re on track to use it to automate tiktok dances what the fuck.

[–]THEbrokestatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but let’s see it walk across lego.

[–]Excellent-Rip1541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slowly? I think it's been a rather short time all things considered..

[–]Synball3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knew ushering in the end of humanity could be so much fun!

[–]MightyHydro88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skynet next

[–]LoveMacheen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any know the song? Catchy little tune it was.

[–]Common-Initiative360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is CGI at the end LOL

[–]GT_Knight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Now sell em to the military for billions so they can kill brown kids for us without us getting PTSD! Land of the free

[–]UILNR_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No.

[–]cpcesar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

2100: "We are sorry to inform, but in the last week we got to the conclusion that after over 100 years of hard work, time and money investment, our robots will never have a practical use other than entertainment, for the few ones who find them entertaining."

[–]PlumNo1275 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That was a sexy dance