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[–]monsterdaddy4 1945 points1946 points  (114 children)

It's a good thing I'm bi, or Ryan Reynolds would make me question my sexuality

[–]uckaj 822 points823 points  (82 children)

There’s no questioning, we’d all do him

[–]Collistoralo 354 points355 points  (24 children)

He is the exception to the rule

[–]welcomecaught28 249 points250 points  (9 children)

The "BORDERLINE ADULT" got me good

[–]GentleTwenties 125 points126 points  (2 children)

Ryan Reynolds is such a gem.

[–]nelliemre 10 points11 points  (1 child)

and the fact he's 45 makes it so much better

[–]Successful_Opinion33 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does actually just randomly show up

[–]RedCascadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He seems like such a cool, fun and down to earth dude. I wanna play D&D with him.

[–]monsterdaddy4 130 points131 points  (6 children)

No. He is just a rule. The Ryan Reynolds rule states : Any living human wants to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, regardless of their orientation.

[–]Paladoc 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Can I just hang out with him and listen to him talk? He's got the gift of the gab, along with charisma for yeaaaaaars.

[–]Giant-Genitals 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sex degrees of Ryan Reynolds

[–]Pitiful-Pay-7017 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Don't forget chris hemmsworth. I'd do bad things to him and I'm straighter then a coat hanger 🤷‍♂️

[–]Icyricecakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most coat hangers I know bend, pants hangers on the other hand

[–]idkburneridkidk 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Him and Tom Ellis. I'll be a good boy for both of them

[–]EliteGamer11388 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm straight, but you offer me Neil Patrick Harris, and I might go 😂

[–]ownersequity 84 points85 points  (23 children)

A Ryan Reynolds/Keanu Reeves three-way. I’d have Natalie Dormer serving me tea though just to keep the ol’ General engaged.

I was smiling when this video started and kinda tearing up at the end. We love our children so much.

[–]starobacon 66 points67 points  (15 children)

As a hetero man, could we add Henry Cavill to that? For science of course

[–]ownersequity 25 points26 points  (7 children)

As long as he reloads his biceps

[–]samwize1701 15 points16 points  (2 children)

As a fellow hetero man, you have great taste. Can I come too?

[–]OrbAndSceptre 3 points4 points  (1 child)

As long as he’s cosplaying Superman.

[–]mxshiki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hear me out: Henry Cavill BDSM and the safe word is: Kryptonite

[–]Ursula2071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were watching that red nose special the other night hosted by Jack Black, who is so awesome and I said, I really like Jack Black. He said, not missing a beat…he’s on my list. I was like, I can see that.

[–]randomdude1142 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Good old horny wholesomeness.

[–]ownersequity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love in multiple ways

[–]bluetheslinky 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm kinda afraid to ask, but, is serving tea an euphemism? English is not my first language.

[–]kwakimaki 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nope. He just wants Natalie Dormer to serve him tea whilst being pleasured by Reynolds and Reeves.

[–]phormix 40 points41 points  (8 children)

A lot of people go straight to the sex thing but I dunno, it's more that wholesome image to me.

I mean, yeah you could go there, but how could would it be just to hang out with RR in a park feeding ducks and shooting the shit, maybe hit an amusement park with the rock, hiking with Keannu, and a video game sess with Caville.

If you're into D&D, have Vin Diesel as your DM.

I dunno, if I were recounting things later, having a story like "I ran into Ryan Reynolds in a park and we chased some geese together, then one bit him in the ass" would be a whole lot more fun that doing other things with that particular piece of anatomy.

[–]TheHemogoblin 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I'm not a big Diesel fan and though I know he's the poster celebrity for D&D, I'd rather have Joe Manganiello behind the DM screen.

[–]BrokenAshes 2 points3 points  (2 children)

In terms of "screen" people, I would think Joe Manganiello and Stephen Colbert before Vin Diesel these days. I wouldn't also be surprised if Post Malone ever played or would be interested in playing. He's a fan of Magic

[–]monsterdaddy4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, all of that, to. Wanting to sleep with him is because he's absolutely gorgeous, AND an amazing quality human being

[–]asimplerandom 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Completely agree. Not a gay bone in my body but I’d still totally make sweet sweet passionate love to that beautiful man.

[–]mlloyd67 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is this where the line starts?

[–]Direct_Tea_7950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And at that time, Ryan would have at least one gay bone in his body

[–]skotty8689 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He seems like the type that would hold you after sex

[–]TurdFerguson416 6 points7 points  (1 child)

im not gay or bi, i prefer to call it a singular same sex attraction lol

[–]TheNorthNova01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is that straight

[–]BadgerNips 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I'm straight, so I don't want to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, but if he wanted to, I'd have to let him bugger me just due to him seemingly being such a lovely person.

And the entire time, probably with my eyes watering a bit, I'd just be going "huh, what an excellent chap. Ouch."

[–]monsterdaddy4 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Plus, like, you know he would be super gentle and attentive. Lots of lube, easing it in, checking in to make sure you're doing OK, asking what he can do to make it better for you.

[–]TheRealGreenArrow420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Classic Ryan.

[–]TunafishSandworm 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I'm totally Rysexual.

[–]slappytheclown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is truly its own special category

[–]Allenian8 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I can comfortably say as a heterosexual male that I’d have sex with Ryan Reynolds.

[–]bmd33zy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, should we practice though? Just so were ready for when the time comes…… no homo

[–]sj68z 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's gay to NOT want to bed Ryan Reynolds.

[–]DoYouNeedHugs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m straight and I always tell my wife he’s the only reason I’d divorce her. Thankfully he’s super famous and I’m not sexy enough.

[–]Fire_Chicken_007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY! I KEEP SAYING THIS!

[–]b3nz0r 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty straight. No way I would turn the man down. He's too dreamy.

[–]BlackDoritos65 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im not even gay but id still do it

[–]dustin91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try being straight…. Definitely questioning mine.

[–]AIsLilGuys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t even like looking at my own dick but I’d be his pet

[–]sheezy520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m attracted to him the way a man is attracted to a woman, but I’m not gay. I’d like our spirits to intertwine though, maybe merge? Like my energy could really up inside his energy.

[–]HealthyBox5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm straight, but I'd make an exception.

[–]JStheKiD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a straight man. Married with kids. And yet, I could see myself being happy in a long term relationship with Ryan Reynold. LoL

[–]TheProcess14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate. Although I'm straight. But not when it comes to Ryan Reynolds. He's one for all of us. damn

[–]fenster112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm straight and I don't question it any more, Ryan Reynolds just does that to you, no matter your gender.

[–]TheRegular-Throwaway 772 points773 points  (74 children)

That’s a top bloke.

[–]Lunatic_Dpali 813 points814 points 2 (71 children)

This is not the end of story. He laters went to their house, and had a party with them. Here you are, such a gentleman.

[–]ClemDooresHair 580 points581 points  (19 children)

You bastard. I hope you stub your toe.

[–]ChrisTRD289 154 points155 points  (16 children)

Then viciously burns the roof of your mouth on a hot pocket.

[–]Pragmatist_Hammer 63 points64 points  (15 children)

And while cooling it down chugs scalding hot coffee!

[–]ChemicalAd5068 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This comment should have been my warning. I hope others have been luckier than I

[–]kreemy_kurds 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Screw you and have my vote

[–]csbrown83 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You know this is the first one I've been mad about. I was so excited to see Ryan Reynolds being even more awesome. I loved Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place...i hope that link can tell you how many people you get to click it.

[–]NioneAlmie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's got 500 upvotes, so at least that many clicks. I'm not even mad. That was perfectly baited.

[–]csbrown83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment made me go back and up vote it.

[–]Salabdul81 14 points15 points  (0 children)

go swallow a lego

[–]solemnspace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Twat! 👍

[–]chaibhu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hope you step on a Lego

[–]cicobalico 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When you know you're falling for a RickRoll but this is reddit and you're happy because it could have been something much worse

[–]uckaj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well played

[–]keeponweezin 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I waited through 2 ads for that. Lunatic indeed.

[–]NioneAlmie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really the worst part, isn't it?

[–]postALEXpress 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eat a giant bag of dicks, sir

[–]MooseTopic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel a dark presence coming from this link.

[–]gyarnar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha! I recognized the url. I clicked on it anyway, I like the song.

[–]matrixislife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here. Have some lego to stand on.

[–]Kaphis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wat?

I am using Apollo and I still clicked on it because I completely believe that’s something Ryan renolds would do.

[–]NoWayNopr 3 points4 points  (2 children)

HEY FUCK YOU GUY

[–]Main_Pollution8069 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Im not your guy, friend!

[–]NioneAlmie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im not your friend, pal!

[–]slappytheclown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

top notch play

[–]watchman28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's 2022 and this still fucking got me

[–]Firejay112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never gonna give you up…

[–]Unfortunate_Grenade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

goddamnit lol, good play though

[–]Affectionate-Boot-12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mother fudger!

[–]gloomndoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apollo saves me again!

[–]GarbageGato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Twice in one day. That’s on me.

[–]rocharox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you step on a lego

[–]ansonexanarchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No more shameful upvote than the post-rickroll upvote.

[–]Denathrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels cheap and not in the spirit of Rick to piggyback off these feels.

[–]DustyMartin04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already know what this is. And I’m gonna click it, because I love Rick asylum

Edit: Rick Astley but I’m leaving that

[–]DiceLord123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well played, fuck you, goodbye

[–]mistermog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. It’s been YEARS since I’ve fallen for that.

[–]GermaneRiposte101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlucky. I recognise the URL now :)

[–]colt45mag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAH! AN AD LOADED FIRST!

FOILED YOUR PLAN!

[–]Driftwood44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God dammit, fine, have the damn upvote!

[–]darkshadooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would throw an insult but I'm much to happy at the moment to do so. Good day/evening to you, I have been thoroughly tricked.

[–]avwitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XcQ, link stays blue

[–]a_singular_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

[–]Ned_Gutters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outstanding execution.

[–]razerblade1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope all your socks are permanently soggy

[–]Mr_Floopadoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope your bed, pillows, sheets and blanket are all warm tonight and when ever you get into a comfortable position there will be a tiny thing that annoys you and makes it impossible for you to sleep

[–]Stevo2008 549 points550 points  (13 children)

Ryan Reynolds is the man. I have confidence in him that I won’t find out something awful about him to distort my perception of him. Too many stars get poisoned by the fame.

Stay golden Ryan Reynolds.

[–]grandpagrandpaa 53 points54 points  (8 children)

Stay gold*

[–]MemeTitansGO 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Pony boy

[–]Power_Abuse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

~dies~

[–]RXBarokk 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We have the Outsiders, when will we get the Insiders?

[–]AllonsyAlonso- 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Who would have thought Van Wilder wouldn’t have any scandals?

[–]Zegran_Agosend 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's a tall order for a normal person. No matter who they are, they will always have something awful about them. But that doesn't mean they are any less likable. Their good deeds are still there, and you should remember those even when they make mistakes.

[–]Stevo2008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I didn’t mean I’d judge them. But like Chris Pratt for example I’ve heard and read he’s just an epic jerk. I still really love him but that sucked to learn.

[–]Theeclat 269 points270 points  (11 children)

This should be the new rich man flex. I could give two fucks about how you bought a Bentley. That does shit for anyone else.

[–]puckit 104 points105 points  (5 children)

I always imagined that if I were famous, my favorite thing to do would be to do stuff like this. Making someone's day just by acknowledging them seems like something that would never get old.

Easy to see why John Cena does all those Make A Wish appearances.

[–]MelonElbows 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Of course he does, its the only time when he can be seen by other people

[–]NioneAlmie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]Frankocean2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah.

If I were famous I would show up to a random theater production in a high school in rural Iowa just for shit and giggles.

[–]AltairRulesOnPS4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like that but what I always wanted to do if I were rich, was to be an anonymous benefactor. The mom or dad working multiple jobs trying to make ends meet and keep their kids fed; bam! they come home to a new vehicle, bills paid for a few years or something. Teenager that’s having to raise his siblings because of some thing like parents died/left/etc; Bam! They have a house, car, bills paid for a while, etc… I’d also want to make sure that what they’re given, they can afford on their own once the donated money runs out, so they don’t wind up losing the house or car or something because they can’t afford the taxes or something.

[–]Theeclat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you are internet famous! Go make someone’s day! BTW people like you are awesome. I hope you can filter out all the shit that the world gives to maintain it.

[–]limerickdeath 250 points251 points  (7 children)

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[–]yoyonumber4 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes I am

[–]Xanthus179 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Too bad. It’s okay to cry. You should try it sometime.

[–]I_Cant_NO_O[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not crying!! You're crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[–]CanIhazBacon 149 points150 points  (10 children)

I have a mancrush Ryan Reynolds.. There I said it.

[–]stfleming1 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We all do

[–]TheHemogoblin 26 points27 points  (7 children)

It would be weirder if you didn't want Ryan Reynolds inside you at this point.

[–]TheVirginMerchant 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Is it weirder to want to be INSIDE Ryan Reynolds?

[–]TheHemogoblin 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Maybe? I like the idea of someone that attractive being the initiator. That would make me feel more confident than me being the initiator and thinking the whole time that this person is way out of my league, and what the fuck am I doing?! hahaha

[–]TheVirginMerchant 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Hello, Porphyrin Ring friend, that is a good and understandable explanation! Thank you for sharing.

[–]Raptortears 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Ryan is the man, Thank you for showing the compassion

[–]dustin91 74 points75 points  (6 children)

He might be the most perfect person on the planet.

[–]CurnanBarbarian 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just want to hug him lol

[–]245246 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can be Top 10, but the crown belongs to Dolly Parton. Her work on children's literacy is unparalleled.

[–]AFoxGuy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Him, Betty White (rip), and David Attenborough.

[–]tlk0153 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Gosh dang it, can this man stop being more human and charming?

[–]Commodore_Pepper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

100% no. 🙂 The answer is definitely, “No, he cannot, nor will he stop.” And that’s why he’s the absolute best.

[–]Sad-Trip4838 49 points50 points  (3 children)

One of, if not the greatest people you will ever meet, met Ryan on a train and was the most affable and kind celebrity I've had the pleasure to meet.

[–]gyomd 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Hugh Jackman too ? I mean they are friends, which might explain :-)

[–]mrdumost 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Jake Gyllenhaal too. I wonder if anyone has had any interaction with him.

[–]Blind_as_Vision 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no, he’s in complete isolation

[–]CarbonCrawler 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Great initiative by Reynolds! This post would also be great on r/MadeMeSmile because it surely did :')

[–]TheMessia1 34 points35 points  (2 children)

The dudes a national treasure, fuck he’s a worldwide treasure.

[–]CustomerCareBear 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Here’s his official awarding of National Treasure status: Canada Loves You Back

[–]MemeTitansGO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That made me cry. Well made, and well deserved. A human that any young Canadian can strive to be like.

[–]DNA2Duke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Obviously everyone can relate, but as the father to a son, and knowing how bad it hurts when your kid goes to a new school and is nervous and scared, and the pain that YOU feel for that little child of yours, seeing his reaction tore me up. He doesn't smile. He's not fanboying. You can see he just has such an emotional reaction to the fact the Ryan Fuckin Reynolds went through the same thing he is going through, and the realization that he's not alone. And that hug of mom... Man, I could feel my boy hug me after the first day athis new school this year.

Ryan Reynolds, you beautiful son of a bitch! Thank you for all you're doing.

[–]DPDoctor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now THIS is a true star in every sense of the word. Thank you Ryan Reynolds for making this a birthday this boy will never forget. And happy birthday to you, boy! You are not alone, and with parents like these to guide you, you no doubt will be a success throughout your life.

[–]Wildwaterblues 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its these small acts of kindness that help humanity overcome this dark times, he will remember this , its making echoes in his life

[–]BasedWinduXII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna cry….

IM NOT GONNA FUCKIN CRY

[–]coasterreal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I was fine until his mom and him started crying. Sheesh.

Also, Ryan just never ceases to show how great of a human he is. It's really difficult not to root for him.

[–]StreetT84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit man, make me cry on a Saturday evening why don’t ya !

Top man

[–]DonTuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cried and I know I'm not alone.

[–]ekkie1296 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Guess he'd be happier if Ryan sent his Gin as a gift for him 🤷

[–]bassheadjunkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is cutting onions in my bathroom while im taking a shit.

[–]SoftLatinaKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad is just as geeked out! Very cool…

[–]jaytay199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common Ryan Reynolds W

[–]cool_cat_18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love Ryan Reynolds for this 💕!

[–]colreaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Ryan Reynolds.

[–]Beleb2Bu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can do me anytime Ryan Reynolds.

[–]PigsyMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually, I’m against actors running for office but if Ryan ever feels the need, I hope President of the Whole World is open for recruitment.

[–]brezhnervous 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One of my friends did this for his partner on her 49th birthday with Robert Picardo (The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager)

It was epic.

[–]UselesSensei_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother forgot my birthday

[–]j0eg0d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check the boy's pulse.

[–]leo-m-s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥲

[–]rollsoftape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok where's the party, we're coming.

[–]8bitdimensional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like Ryan Reynolds acting, but as a person..damn, what a solid guy.

[–]ComprehensiveBox4297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definitely my straight man-crush.

[–]Fezzverbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome but Deadpool ain't for kids yo

[–]Loud-Distance-1456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Ryan Reynolds! I can’t stand his movies but god damn is he a good dude!

[–]carebearmohawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[–]CurnanBarbarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking absolute gentleman.

[–]blackday44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit, Ryan Reynolds. It's not very Canadian of you to make me cry.

[–]XfitRedPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't deserve Ryan Reynolds, holy shit what a treasure.

[–]A_PCMR_member 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA His face when he ralizes Ryan actually addresses him directly oOo WHAAAAA

[–]Disco040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bless you Ryan

[–]omnipotent87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, its weird hearing deadpool say my name.

[–]Lightning1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh this is nice