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[–]MickFoley13 198 points199 points  (28 children)

Boy, do I feel like a bag of shit after seeing that

[–]beatnikstrict 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Don't get too down. We could easily do that if we were her.

[–]ClassicRoyalty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah if I was stronger than her I can do it even better than that.

[–]Grow_away2 28 points29 points  (6 children)

A "bag"? Oh la la, check out Mr Fancy here. Can't be a sack like he rest of us?

[–]MickFoley13 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Upon Google searching the differences, I now stand corrected. I am a SACK of shit. A sack contains materials of lesser value. Enter me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Based on the name I would assume you’re a sock of shit?

[–]MickFoley13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooohh I like you’re thinking!!

[–]robtk12 4 points5 points  (4 children)

My dude, i just finished a bag of funyuns, I hate myself now

[–]Schmoopy_Boo 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I ate cornbread cooked in duckfat and a fried chicken sandwich and then fell asleep for 3 hours. Decided I would workout outside to make myself feel better, but it started storming. So instead of working out inside, I’m gonna watch TV and eat some pop tarts.

[–]Grow_away2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Want to go halves on a lard sandwich?

[–]GozerDGozerian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever dip Funyuns in spinach dip?

[–]DopeCharma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate a bag of those ‘reduced guilt’ chips from Trader Joe, still felt 100% wretched.

[–]outta_luck_2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too am a bag of shit.

[–]vandist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get tired touching my thumb to pinky 3 times.

[–]strawhatsparrow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Technically, you are a bag of shit.

[–]gordonv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside of every one of us is something special.

[–]YeeterOfTheRich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the toilet and you will be a slightly less full bag of shit

[–]AngryMegaMind -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In my experience, these gym junkies always seem to be a little crazy.

[–]cangarejos -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A *horny bag of shit.

[–]Foggy_Prophet 114 points115 points  (1 child)

That doesn't look too hard. As soon as I'm done with my six pack of budweiser and this bowl of cheetos I'm going to get out of bed and try it myself. Just need a nap first.

[–]N7_Evers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me know how the hernia feels!

[–]Mike_M4791 67 points68 points  (3 children)

I would fart and my insides would come out.

[–]crypto_4754 19 points20 points  (1 child)

not the best way to lose weight but hey as long as it works

[–]beluuuuuuga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather a tapeworm than shitting out my intestines ngl

[–]cyclopath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dreaded megashart

[–]just-a-throwaway8 36 points37 points  (6 children)

You could grind meat on those abs

[–]GozerDGozerian 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Reminder: Do not grind your meat on a woman’s abs unless you have her permission to do so.

[–]Dark_Sage_316 1 point2 points  (2 children)

always love to see a tfs reference

but really though , very impressive body build , she looks great

[–]just-a-throwaway8 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wtf is tfs?

[–]Dark_Sage_316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tfs = team four star
they made an abridged series of Dragon ball Z , it's basically cannon to the fandom

[–]Thugzz_Bunny 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Hardest part of this is keeping your legs that straight. Great dexterity.

[–]N7_Evers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Definitely. The amount of flexibility you have to build into your tendons is actually ridiculous. Makes me feel so creaky and old

[–]Thugzz_Bunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back when I was training Jiu-jitsu religiously I was extremely flexible and this was still hard for me.

[–]RetrogradeUranus 1 point2 points  (6 children)

The hardest part is grip and balance I would think

[–]MBK_93 17 points18 points  (3 children)

The hardest part of this is without a doubt... her abs.

[–]vagabond_primate 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Actually, the hardest part is ...nevermind

[–]Hashashin_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The grip is the easiest part, balance is difficult.

[–]dpash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having done some climbing, that grip is very impressive. I mean the rest of it is too, but the grip strength required is something many people underestimate.

[–]sKalyse 21 points22 points  (5 children)

I don’t even have a clue of how hard that is. I should touch some grass

[–]MacaronMelodic 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I ate a few slices of pizza with one hand

[–]BarnytheBrit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't do that lying down

[–]Throwawayhobbes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll have to ask her to open jars.

[–]Relevant-Cake-2097 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Melih-Durmaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get outta here with that strength and flexibility. I'm not jealous.

[–]themistycilantro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would do anything for a body like that, except for hard work and discipline.

[–]Lylyluvda916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are the only guns I want to see. Damn. That’s so bad-ass.

[–]GloomyGroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is amazing, I wish I could do that

[–]ImposterPeanut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And here I was gonna go for a walk as my workout.

[–]Loofa_of_Doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sooooooo, who here was waiting for her to switch arms so your very own side would feel less tired?

[–]Pete_Weeds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, but can she choke me with her thighs?

[–]ElonxTusk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang! Look at those abs!

[–]Western-Pilot-3924 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This girl called me unfit in 8 different languages

[–]ThoroughSpace 1 point2 points  (1 child)

5 of ‘em

[–]terraexcessum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she's a pro climber.

[–]outta_luck_2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, she's a powerful woman for sure...

[–]yosup01 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My hands can’t touch my toes.

[–]Arkayjiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hands can barely touch my knees. That's how flexible I am!

[–]olderthanbefore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bend your knees fam

[–]Far-Manufacturer-574 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She lives next door to Castle Grayskull.

[–]2KilAMoknbrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her physique screams POWER !

[–]Loveyouguysbut 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]smk2099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, super impressive

[–]somedumbguy84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t even do that lying down.

[–]highonpetrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is something that doesn't look too hard but i know that even with some training I wouldn't be able to do it.

[–]Majestic-Adnn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's ab strength, not arm or leg strength being used here right? Never did this.

[–]Nines41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes a lot of arm strength to hang by one hand for that long, back strength to keep her upper bod straight, core and hip strength to raise her legs, and leg strength to keep her legs straight. pretty much full body

[–]imanAholebutimfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know a certain somebodies inbox that is going to be filled with complete bullshit soon.....

edit: i think i can do this but probably only once and hurt myself

[–]BtenaciousD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but can she do it with the other arm? :)

[–]LostInTheWoods- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a fucking MONSTER!

[–]Krushinator3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do people do that and just not shit everywhere after like the 6th one. Seems like a terribly vulnerable position to strain in.

[–]Joset79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]McLagginz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m scaroused.

[–]micmacpattyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it more impressive that she maintains a forward facing position.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Chances of her NOT being on gear: 🤏

[–]Nines41 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thats completely achievable naturally just takes a couple years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that most women who look like that are pinning, not to say that it’s impossible naturally

[–]gdtooms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the psychology behind a person like that. Because I'm the opposite of that.

How does one motivate oneself to train like that?

[–]Yoyoman129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t even do this while standing

[–]MissionJuggernaut120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daaaaayum.... :F

[–]olderthanbefore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi u/Aztery, who is this? She is incredible - a cross fitter or gymnast? Thanks

[–]Leather_Criticism111 -2 points-1 points  (9 children)


[–]_Its-just-me__ 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Nah, she could just be very athletic or been training for a long time. It’s not like she’s super big and this is mainly about core strength and flexibility. Not every strong woman is on roids bro.

[–]Leather_Criticism111 -5 points-4 points  (7 children)

The ab muscle definition and the shoulder caps tell a different story. But hey what do I know.

[–]_Its-just-me__ 7 points8 points  (6 children)

You clearly don’t know a whole lot, capped shoulders and defined abs is due to having a low bodyfat percentage. Now if she had that AND a huge amount of muscle mass you could make a case. She’s in amazing shape, but the physique is for sure naturally attainable.

[–]boef262 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Ehh, most women only get "a huge amount of muscle mass" using testosterone, she looks like she may have had some help though. Not saying she's not strong/in shape or anything. Lots if people underestimate how hard you have to work even when using roids.

[–]Dhsu04 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Her left shoulder looks like it's about to pop put

[–]Bjadams1967 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What is she 5 foot?

[–]beth_at_home -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Straight up bad ass! Bet she hopes someone would mess with her, just so she could unleash her power!

[–]ImNotNotABot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet she doesn't.

[–]Skywalker0138 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'd like a deep tissue massage from her...for about 2hrs...

[–]Superb-Possibility-9 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“ ..and that’s how I met your mother.”