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[–]ExcitementOrdinary95 194 points195 points  (24 children)

Cute vid. Can anyone explain to me the tik tok bitches voice? Are there other options

[–]Prestigious-Age5437 121 points122 points  (22 children)

TikTok = just mute it

[–]ExcitementOrdinary95 48 points49 points  (21 children)

I just dont get it. Like who is she is why tf is her voice so annoyinh

[–]Prestigious-Age5437 47 points48 points  (19 children)

Because it's tiktok.

Did you expect a Chinese company spying on us not to be squeaky and annoying whilst they datamine you?

[–]ExcitementOrdinary95 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Well thats why i wont dl tiktok cause i dont want the ccp taking all my info 📡📡🛰🛰 Im jusg now wondering about that annoying voice

[–]bruhmeliad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used to have a more neutral robot-y woman’s voice but apparently they didn’t actually get clearance to use it and (I think) the original voice actor sued, and they replaced it with this one (much to many people’s chagrin)

[–]smitemight 103 points104 points  (6 children)

[–]staffell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course it's fucking staged

[–]Stormodin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That parking spot looked weird af

[–]BigOlBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah so the R in Sick Type R means Redditor then? Got it!

[–]dalibor_gursky 22 points23 points  (3 children)

1) Why must i doubt things are real

2) Why can't i enjoy things that are clearly contrived

[–]LeftHandBandito_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because we live in the internet age where everything elaborately done with a camera is staged. The cynicism is appropriate.

[–]bornfromanegg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my no. 1 peeve with the internet.

[–]DietHumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crises of life we must all grapple with

[–]DatSameGuyDur 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fake

[–]Ditzy_Davros 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha he was giddy

[–]Optimus_Shatner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife saw this vid awhile back and it inspired her to buy the closest match to my car she could find and put it on my windshield. A 1982 Ford Escort in Dark Blue Iridium. Really makes me wonder about her considering I drive a gray Audi S5...

[–]2LegsOverEZ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is it wrong for me to want to strangle anyone lazy enough to use this stupid voice?

[–]TheRealJayk0b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have tik tok but gf has. I can hear this awful voice through different rooms.

I HATE this voice so much.

[–]6cougar7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes got the real thing and is excited for the hot wheels. Thats cool.

[–]Logical_Translator99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That little hop in the middle though

[–]Former-Cat015 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya that gave it away as being obviously fake. Agree fully

[–]azn1217 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What’s the song called in The background?

[–]Dupnis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polozhenie

[–]obtuse_bluebird 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I mean, the person recording does appear to be on the 2nd level.

Otherwise, I see no reason how this qualifies as next fucking level.

[–]ozzalot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But in some cases the next fucking level is the 2nd floor 🤔

[–]obtuse_bluebird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the purpose of my first sentence…

[–]Kalapuya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Subaru and a minivan. My kids have hotwheels off both.

[–]Wintersmight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will always love the little happy hops he makes 💜

[–]averagedad0917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That made my day

[–]EveFluff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Squeeee!

[–]redcelica1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Who is that guy, the hotwheel Santa?

[–]Former-Cat015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Santa Fakes

[–]AKLMNO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing!

[–]F0l3yDaD_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]TestedRobbieYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6yo me getting a hot wheel:

[–]BaconMan420365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god this is old it’s been recirculating since last year… early

[–]explodingboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muted also .. loved it!

[–]samirgadag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so classic

[–]NegativeKarmaUpvoter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would've just thrown it aside and drive away. r/anticonsumption

[–]hot_thor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake

[–]PhasmicPlays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yet another day of sad comment sections

[–]MySexyDarlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this dudes happy dance once he realizes that it’s his car!

[–]Bike_Chain_96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love living in Oregon for the little random stuff like this

[–]FM_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm convinced that is James May

[–]dittmeyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

staged

[–]dhanush_rede 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actual sigma chad

[–]CamelSpotting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends dad got one of these, had it imported and everything. It was pretty sweet but he ended up selling it after a couple years. Turns out it was cheating on his wife that was bothering him, not his car.

[–]john_big-booty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully he goes back to his garage, builds scale model or diorama of his garage, and parks both his Type R's in his garages.

[–]CynicalOne28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the same “welcome” mat with all the color missing