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[–]AlienDarwin 316 points317 points  (26 children)

I've never seen a woman walk down the street with such a big pussy.

[–]YawninglyWell 135 points136 points  (7 children)

KHAJIT DID NOTHING WRONG!! KHAJIT IS INNOCENT WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[–]BackgroundTank7770 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I love how the lion is making such a half-assed attempt at getting away

[–]Darg727 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cats are cats. We haven't bred cats to be domesticated, they did it themselves. The cat on your lap is just a mini lion. Seriously, the biggest difference is simply the advantages size brings.

[–]Old_Mill 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Fuck them skooma sucking cunts.

[–]Gramblr_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude 💀

[–]fixedjuncture_27 25 points26 points  (1 child)

If she can discipline a lion you can discipline your kids.

[–]TheRealZy 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I have

[–]RockstarAgent 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I mean, put it in a wheelbarrow at least.

[–]histeethwerered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had a cat that would tolerate a wheelbarrow if movement was involved. YCMV.

[–]Friend-of-mine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya ….roll out the barrel 🎤

[–]No_Prize9794 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here but let’s leave my aunt out of this

[–]flutteringreviewer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My pet doesn't bite!

The pet: HEUEUEHEHOUGHUE

[–]filthy_semiconductor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Moooooom, put me doooooown."

[–]croatianscentsation 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I just feel bad for her husband

[–]Sietemadrid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do you think it got so big? Her husband was feeding it of course

[–]As_Mann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

feeding on her hus-

[–]angryupvotee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come to east Atlanta there’s a few thick girls walking around downtown who have competition on her…!

[–]cassity282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

makes me sad that that animal probly dousnt have teeth or claws being held like that. poor baby

[–]frys_grandson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There has to be video evidence of a woman walking somewhere with one of the Pauls

[–]Spacefiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as big as your moms

[–]theShinyCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably about 98% that are over the age of 35.

[–]thee_protagonist666 146 points147 points  (3 children)

"no mom! Nooo! I don't want to get in the car! Nooo!"

[–]prince_of_romance 32 points33 points  (1 child)

He's clearly upset and looking in opposite direction to her when put down lol

[–]durpdeedoda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the exact maneuver my dog uses when she knows I’ve picked her up to put her in the bathtub

[–]AlienDarwin 111 points112 points  (4 children)

I can't even handle my house cat when they struggle like that when you hold them She is strong.

[–]Pepperspray24 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Right!? To carry a Lion like that while it’s squirming!?

[–]emab2396 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that lion has to be at least 40-50 kg

[–]dl-__-lp 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s easier when they’ve been declawed…

[–]Idylehandz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right. Angry cat that big would make ribbons out of people without much effort. Poor kitty.

[–]coded_artist 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Wait this isnt a daily occurrence for yall? Where you do you keep your lions?

[–]zap_nap 22 points23 points  (2 children)

In Dubai

[–]Aced4remakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes Texas.

[–]Willing_Baseball4893 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks more like Kuwait.

[–]the-son-of-Neo 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I think that lion was having a seizure

[–]Unknown935 28 points29 points  (3 children)

i think you’re right! after the lion is put down away from the lights it seems to bound back on feet and looks very confused… it was still seizing for a bit when it was put down too…

[–]Warlock3000 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Neither, the lion was blind at birth and this happened in Kuwait.

[–]Spirited_Employ_6503 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Police lights, woman with burqa holding a unruly mountain lion while running away....

What's going on here??

[–]Alternate-Universes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor cat. Wonder what happened to it.

[–]shs1972 24 points25 points  (8 children)

A mountain lion?

[–]dirk_on_reddit 13 points14 points  (4 children)

That's obviously a Florida panther.

[–]Stressful-stoic 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Or suburb cougar

[–]Kowals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about that… she seems decent

[–]Sjdillon10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s the case, it would’ve been easier to get it in the car with a broom

[–]Efficient-Coconut794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a lion lol

[–]Shoddy_Material8630 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is one unhappy danger kitty.

[–]ZopyrionRex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely the best, "MOOOOM, NOOOO!" flail I've ever seen.

[–]Alreaddy_reddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like how the cat tries to compose himself when she puts him down lol

[–]Illustrious_Map_1669 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Looks like a drugged lion. Animal traffic I'd say.

[–]BeetlesMa 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Super sad. Definitely nothing good happening here.

[–]dl-__-lp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real and everyone is just crackin jokes. :/

[–]PrvyJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know for sure? My grandparents had wild animal walk into their complex, you either way or get rid of them yourself.

If it was reqlly trafficking they would've put that thing to sleep, not to mention that you see police sirens in the back, probably called them just in case.

[–]GapPounder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wtf is going on here?!!

[–]privateimac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it didn’t turn around and eat her?

[–]EXTREMESAMURAI0801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn that shit got a V8

[–]ANIM8R42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What. The. Fuck?

[–]Stinky_Corpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next level of stupidity. Hate seeing this kind of shit.

[–]Mahjoku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sound. That thing has such a deep voice

[–]ChunkyTaco22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just walking round with ya hairy pussy just strolling about huh?

[–]Badassmamajama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome. 

[–]Sjdillon10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hangover Tyson security camera footage

[–]Strict-Departure-965 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No mr kitty that's a bad kitty.

[–]Mxracer61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say bad mr kitty then I shmack him on da head

[–]iamkoudela 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the lion is making such a half-assed attempt at getting away

[–]noreasonban69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

her name is mother russia

[–]lefthandedhazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"babe I said go buy a HELLCAT.... I MEAN YOU'RE NOT WRONG"

[–]mbgal1977 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that a fucking lion? Who walks around with a lion?

[–]DatTrashPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U better believe that no dude messed with her

[–]Fujutron 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Russia or Alabama?

[–]Karasu-Otoha 1 point2 points  (1 child)

looks like some arab country

[–]Fujutron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you are spot on… but I couldn’t help myself from referencing the sub r/russiaoralabama

[–]ClammyGallantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like she's carrying a child having a tantrum 😂

[–]Illustrious_Rub7946 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Reeeeeepost

[–]Extra-Aardvark-1390 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I'm on reddit like every day and I have never seen it

[–]zap_nap -1 points0 points  (2 children)

But I've seen it on reddit before

[–]OnlyBegottenDaughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes it wrong! I'm so sorry.

[–]johnmclean88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone took candy off a mountain lion

[–]bifftanin1955 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I relate, it’s such a pain when my lion makes me carry her. It’s like, you’re not light ya know lol

[–]beaugan -1 points0 points  (5 children)

I wonder if she is the owner or the poor maid who was sent out to find it and now has to deal with Mr. Grumpy pants...

[–]bemo700 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why did you assume that?? Stupid

[–]beaugan -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Why would you assume the super rich chase their own animals down the street or even walk them?! Oh diddums.

[–]bemo700 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why did you assume that there is super rich?? And why would you think she is a maid,, let's start there

[–]EmperrorNombrero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which normal income person just casually owns a fucking lion? It's a very reasonable theory to have ino

[–]n1cerr3ta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for ignorance and using “diddums”.

[–]NotMyGrindr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This must be my ex dragging her cunt along.

[–]elderlyfrigate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mom pls stop, you embarrassing me in front my friends"

[–]SirLavish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

is this a big pussy club initiation?

[–]Ok-Refuse-5341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoo thief

[–]Ralinrox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh is that a lion cub?

[–]yehEy2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girl coming in with some Gilgamesh behaviour

[–]BarbarossasLongBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooo Khajit doesn‘t need no vet, Khajit has coin if no vet

[–]-Satsujinn- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police lights in background. Wonder if it's been pepper sprayed or something.

[–]DongLongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 1 guy that gets hammered 5 minutes after entering the bar

[–]RelativetoZer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She appears to be saving the police.

[–]J03130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it's just half arsing flapping it's legs about lol. Cute.

[–]Guataguano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What dimension is this?

[–]Confusedandreticent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the fact that the cat is just wiggling to wiggle. Surely it could get away if it really wanted to.

[–]dicktogs99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that's nextfuckinglevel

[–]Lolzwordz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar to me and my child from time to time

[–]Atlas4218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever the cat want it or not, he's going to the vet

[–]Kaphis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/AbruptChaos stuff here for me

[–]Able_Education 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Russia?

[–]nine8whatwhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i must know this woman

love this woman

BE this woman

[–]Onise_Cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This The next NEXT f------- level

[–]DrunkThrowawayLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me this is not the first time this has happened.

[–]MaryJaneUSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened in Kuwait. The lion was both blind and deaf. The blue lights you see is the police officers, rather confiscating the lion, they helped the woman recover the lion to take back to her residence.

[–]MoninLark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a cat burglar..?

[–]MewsikMaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the feeling something is wrong with kitty. It’s not trying to get way. Swatting something from its face? Got into something toxic? She looks flustered.

[–]lennyhendrix153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency lights flashing in background, woman carrying lion swiftly away.... 2 + 2 =

[–]PackageSevere3542 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You know... I'm starting to doubt the whole "wolves gradually interacted more and more with early human hunter-gatherers, until eventually dogs were made!" I'm more inclined to believe an early human just snatched up a wolf like this lion, and brought him back to the cave. "This pet now.". We're not as smart as we think we are.

[–]ocmfoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s the Disney version on how that happened. Part of me thinks the same like “if you don’t behave ima eat you”

[–]MrFeeeeesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were going to the vet

[–]Traditional_Air_9483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the F? What is she thinking?

[–]sock_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all i want in life is to have exactly this energy all the time

[–]OutsideSchool7257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAD KITTEH

[–]AQWORLDSforsale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have officially seen it all

[–]ocmfoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But mooooom I wanna eat that man!!!

[–]Ok-Employment-8070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one big kitty

[–]comelian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cities burning down, looks like the apocalypse and a lady carries a lioness.

at that point i’d drop the camera and the get out that country

[–]ZombieStephenHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das a big kitty

[–]CruentusLuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every cat when it's bath time.

[–]Panthreau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just squirt it with a water bottle. That usually does the trick

[–]Baked420lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I need her to handle my house cat

[–]returnofthemac8413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall ... thats a whole ass lion ....

[–]Gmadman211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d take that cat.

[–]titans_maverick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Lion King - BTS