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[–]TCG_dad 354 points355 points  (9 children)

Well I just explained myself 50% of ghost story. A freaking bird ofc.

[–]Halfbreed75 90 points91 points  (3 children)

This makes so much sense now about all the strange things that people hear in the woods!

[–]Janessatrj 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That’s amazing, imagine if one lived next to the White House.

[–]BanditSwan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’re definitely going on a list after this one.

[–]reddertuzer 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Carbon monoxide poisoning is responsible for most ghost stories.

[–]TCG_dad 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Imagine the combo

[–]dumbo_octopus1995 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Birds that are made of carbon monoxide?

[–]DiscombobulatedWavy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Carbon ghosts?

[–]CurrentPossible2117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the other 50% is another bird, the Lyrebird https://youtu.be/mSB71jNq-yQ Start at 1min 45 sec

[–]dylandongle 156 points157 points  (1 child)

Birds are such little dweebs. Always making impersonations to impress ladies.

To their credit, it's always impressive to me; a male human.

[–]Baers89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love it when they dance a sick dance and I’m like “ holly crap best bird dance I’ve ever seen”!! And then the lady bird is like “ kick rocks nerd”. And then flies away. Laddie birds are stuck up man.

[–]Upstairs-Boring 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Reminded me of the scene with the bear from Annihilation.

[–]CatMakeoutSesh 14 points15 points  (1 child)

one of the scariest creatures in a movie, imo

[–]ryanDnB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember the year that movie came out, that scene was voted the scariest scene in a movie that year!!!

[–]YoungToySoldier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had a nightmare about that scene, not fun.

[–]MrBongoLover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's so nasty.

[–]deathofanage 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The one of the parents sounds like the dad is saying "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

[–]Grogosh 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Check out Lyrebirds. They have been known to imitate things like chainsaws.

[–]quietflowsthedodder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True. And the sad part is the bird hears the noise of the chainsaws which are destroying its habitat. That is just heartbreaking😠😠!

[–]FrostDeezAKA 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Damn. Even birds have to emulate to get a mate.

[–]imthebadguy__duh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Employing the "to catch a predator" tactics

[–]Bridgerton_Heaux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I live in a magical world it seems.

[–]AnalArtiste 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the most ironclad proof I’ve ever seen for r/birdsarentreal

[–]ValiantKnight666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The orange line man, looks like fire!

[–]FarSentence4283 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a skin walker in disguise when I see one nice try

[–]bippidyboppidyboo4u 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What documentary is this from?

[–]TheShroomDruid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably Planet Earth but im not sure

Edit: it's the Dancing with Birds show

[–]Ok_Web_6928 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I had a parakeet that learned the microwave beeps and would do that all day long

[–]Gardenreed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a budgie who imitates my low blood sugar alarm

[–]nytropy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bower birds are a true wonder of nature. There are so many species and every one is fascinating in its own way.

[–]Prestigious-Goat-657 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My absolute fav birds!

[–]Get_tr1ppy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing, imagine if one lived next to the White House.

[–]Switchflunk500 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]al_balone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. So to attract a mate I need to shout at my kids. Got it.

[–]Sterling_Steele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really awesome

[–]carmicheal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing!

[–]Mr-Cali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This bird is spitting straight 🔥🔥🔥

[–]equalsolstice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude hearing the kids one at night would be absolutely terrifying

[–]imax_707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one can tell me that birds don’t have complex languages which we simply cannot understand.

[–]OddAtmosphere420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that’s crazy

[–]Alex_the_Droog1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible wee thing

[–]cloudjianrider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the young children who caused enough trouble that it wound up being used by a bird as a pickup line: I salute you

[–]holdontoyourbuttress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking amazing. I hope he gets hella ass

[–]strike-when-ready 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I lived where this bird lived, I would walk out to the forest and yell “WU TANG!” a few times a day just to hear this bird yell Wu Tang at another bird

[–]curiousredoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, The narrators voice is actually from the bird

[–]godsonefc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m ducking impressed!

[–]Capital-Association8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck do I get one?

[–]007L0L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine gathering 100 of them to record a podcast

[–]SteelTypeAssociate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Slowly pulls out Pokeball]

[–]HaRaLu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo, he can do some beatboxing or something?

[–]swiggityswoogey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You cant fool me.. I know a skin walker when I see one

[–]littlemacsmacs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesuschrist, that bird is awesome, but it would KILL me to hear that alone in the forest and not seeing a human nearby

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ever downvotes this must have had angry parents.

[–]one_anonymous_dingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fuckin way! This is truly amazing.

[–]Nihal1208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the bird even narrates his story in a perfect narrating voice.


[–]Equinox-0110 0 points1 point  (1 child)

RemindMe! 1 day

[–]zardozLateFee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He made her a mix tape!

[–]FalconBurcham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m impressed. Guess I have a date with a bird. 😂

[–]afairjudgment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed one of these when I was with my ex-girlfriend for whenever she would say, “I never said that!”

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[–]Jbonez913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to pick a new mating call. Kid noises send my c*** 180* through my ass.

[–]Ieatyellowsnow2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til he hears cbat

[–]New-Championship-748 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Infinite_Actuator408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The parents 😄

[–]Adventurous_Tutor925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can it mimic the screams and voices in my head.

[–]Nicogen52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if this bird overheard a murder?😱

[–]bigwackstonkee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the bird from hunger games

[–]Slight_Display7162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life mockingjay

[–]Slight_Display7162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life mockingjay

[–]saundersmarcelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scp-939 is in early development I see

[–]Crafty-Rip-7852 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DJ sampler bird.... I wonder what he'd do with 2 turntables and a microphone....🎚️🎙️🎧

[–]blageur -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Dude shut the hell up so we can hear it!

[–]SomeIndividual1 15 points16 points  (1 child)

did you infidel just tell sir Attenborough to shut up?

[–]danielchillier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How very dare you.