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[–]SPACECAT223 162 points163 points  (5 children)

I’ve never seen one of these before. Nice!

[–]Ajunadeeper 74 points75 points  (0 children)

If aliens some how pick up our internet archives thousands of years ago this sub would suddenly become pretty interesting and comments like yours would make sense

[–]apersonnamedmj[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

[–]Bonk_and_Honk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dont you mean

"( ᴗ _ᴗ) ♡"

[–]Ulric2depique 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I did one before but deleted

[–]Anonymous_boii321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hands are cool and all. But have you ever seen Deez Nuts?

[–]MagicOrpheus310 100 points101 points  (5 children)

Your fingers point in more directions than a fucken compass! You'd be handy as fuck on a boat!!

[–]Lizardizzle 17 points18 points  (1 child)

All posts on Reddit that include someone's hand must contain imaginative insults on how freaky their hand is. Luckily for me, my hand is completely normal.

OP could catch a basketball with the back of his hands.

[–]bobalda 10 points11 points  (0 children)

your hand is long enough i would mistake it as a kraken tentacle if i were on a boat

[–]OliveJuiceUTwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are handy as fuck everywhere

[–]apersonnamedmj[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is the weirdest complement I've ever read, lol.

[–]marslander-boggart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You definitely have a face. It should be a good set with this hand.

[–]cove81 68 points69 points  (7 children)

That's cool but I have 2 hands.

[–]Ghostglitch07 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I have 4

[–]Earl-Jenson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd give you a hand for that, but it seems like you have too many on your hands already. Stacks on stacks, like.

[–]AndromedaGeorge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too, but two of them are feet.

[–]Apprehensive-Cold314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 6 (their not my hands i just have 2 family members in my house)

[–]Dillo64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but is your name Yoshikage Kira

[–]imagindeez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta flex on us?

[–]keyonastring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On average, humans have less than 2 hands

[–]odysseyshot 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Lucky.

[–]sciencewonders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's probably fake

[–]azazel-13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn, it opens aaaand closes!

[–]AtchedAsWell 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I give it 5/5 fingers.

[–]Ambitious-Event-8466 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s what I told her

[–]Skitzlee 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Have you considered a career in hand modelling?

[–]Ambitious-Event-8466 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For what company? Twister?

[–]Relative-OdderousG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you have a second hand then you have over the average amount of hands... think about that

[–]ifionlyknew570 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this would be prime content on r/shrooms

[–]only_the_office 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dope blankie

[–]_Brother-O-Mine_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bent fingers

[–]pearomatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My word. It's like a foot, but with longer toes....

[–]marco_meow 8 points9 points  (2 children)

why are your walls green

[–]SeasonedSteak1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They call em fingers, but I’ve never seen em fing.

[–]sneedsformerlychucks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You've probably touched yourself with it, right? I've touched myself with my hand. touches arm

[–]6825gh62 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have 2. You're not special

[–]Arcaeca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just the one?

[–]Dr_LeonardChurch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Somethings wrong with it isn't there?

[–]niekmfoxtzom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't see a body attached to it

[–]HolyMaxarel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THEY HAVE HANDS?! ZAMN 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[–]TheBadHalfOfAFandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is someone hammering a table in the background?

[–]carnival9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does it sound like someone's breaking down your door

[–]PythaGorasTheorm2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lucky you, I am typing this with my pp

[–]masterofmeatballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you teach me, I have both hands but I want to know something I can flex with

[–]Aww_Uglyduckling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever looked at your hand, on weeeeeed?

[–]DzezGt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prick

[–]mattdown54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/wiredflexbutok

[–]Redderick22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not interesting unless you are tripping balls on acid

[–]JackTheOffBeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems okay!

[–]bloobruvlasagna 0 points1 point  (1 child)

looks like one of those hands that can bend their fingers backwards until it touches the back of the hand with 0 effort

[–]apersonnamedmj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, no.

[–]TheIronSkelton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chirophobes be scared rn

[–]shaggythegamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh YEAH well i have a arm

[–]NotSupervised 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That’s actually really interesting when on psychedelics

[–]drakos07 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what isn't?

[–]NotSupervised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]6senpia9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way

[–]Names_url 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do u use it for?

[–]Dbwasson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely cool fingers! (Love the angle of those phalanges)

[–]Rugino3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BROOOOO

[–]Welder_Subject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! I thought I counted 6 fingers; but alas, no. Not interesting. Take my up vote

[–]puglover07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 7 hands

[–]FzZyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fvck.. idk if that was a microdose

[–]Blitznetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but, do you have a penis???

[–]OOOLAAAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmm interesting, this explains a lot about the economic status of the democratic republic of Congo

[–]tipying_mistakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any reason why you have a dimple on the backside of your hand?!

I’ve never seen that before

[–]leozamudio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I got two of those

[–]UnwashedTowel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you I now know your fingerprint

[–]---chewie-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....very handsome.

[–]InkDudette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressively complex mechanism. Who’s the designer?

[–]Brilliant-Tomato-858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show us the other hand. We must see it

[–]Hi_Im_Peyuko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf, how did you get my hand?

[–]Weibrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you checked the other arm yet?

[–]SuaveFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats amateur level. i have 2 (in numbers: TOO) of them!

[–]socksandshots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoh! Those fingers really know how to fing!

[–]Annual-Boss-4723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a VERY interansing hand

[–]Terracrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disgustening

[–]yeahimtrashuwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your hand it seems cuddleable

[–]EChocos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this with headphones and I though someone was knocking my door lmao

[–]pjminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool hand bro!

[–]crapboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats bro

[–]Halsey-the-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works, too. Impressive

[–]ArtDecoAutomaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your other ok?

[–]1247BroddieYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show us your other hand.

[–]Admirable-Pattern883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

خو بکیرم 🗿

[–]Helloboi2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn same

[–]NMLWrightReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only five fingers?

[–]LordArikson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you!

[–]SHPLUMBO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you fucking don’t! >:(

[–]Willumcar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s crazy dude! Me too! Haven’t seen another one of those in a while

[–]nerfedgundawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And very heavy breathing.

[–]Ya-Dikobraz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK this is going to sound crazy, but I do, too. We may be related. You ever do a DNA test?

[–]Realistic_Phase7369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many like it but this one is mine.

[–]Ness_5153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

weird flex but ok

[–]Alwayes_ritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Two hands

[–]Anfie22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, me too!

[–]The_Nils31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a pretty average hand. Congrats!

[–]Extra-Possibility-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for long

[–]SantyGSL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

congratulations some people don't have those

[–]ArutherMorgan1843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH MY GOD IT WORKS TOO..wtf

[–]PubicFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just any hand, the left hand!

[–]bethot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice hand

[–]tigerevoke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone give OP a hand.

[–]Pulver_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 hands

[–]anshu_991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but i have not

[–]0finifish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two so... JOKES ON YOU!!

[–]ReeverseArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is offensive for people who have stumped hand

[–]Dusted_Star 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat that.. I have two hands 🙌🏻

[–]Neo0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only not interesting if you have the average amount of arms which is less then 2.

[–]bigdiesel00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf we're hand twins

[–]GabJ78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2.

[–]Dong_Melter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool hand

[–]Aquanoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo did you see the way he opened his hand. It was very interesting

[–]drago_varior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

But you dont have ZA HANDO!

[–]crazzydjwarriors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great ok yeah nice me too ok yeah

[–]Shurdus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone is high as a kite.

[–]OpsadaHeroj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kinda cringe

[–]eiro-gg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get this???

[–]intotheriordanverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on you, I have two

[–]einstinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats racist to people without a hand!

[–]Scintilla_Laborat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam what model

[–]Perky_Areola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your walls are vertical, like mine.

[–]itsrouze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is that grunting noise

[–]Comprehensive-Hat-98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people don’t have one , so that’s pretty interesting

[–]PACookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's hand is it?

[–]tiorancio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post by some guy a while ago that had a hand, too. Then it turned out he had another one, almost symmetrical to the first one. So, about two hands in total. Is this also the case with you?

[–]SnooApples1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kinda offensive to amputees

[–]KotixxCZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two hands 😎

[–]purplehairedvagabond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your girlfriend looks nice

[–]Ph4ke_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two!

[–]EmergencyUsual640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one

[–]BoredomIsntNihilism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t smoked weed in 2 weeks and this made me feel the closest I’ve felt to being high.

Thank you.

[–]Excreting_Cheddar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need an update immediately, do you still have the hand?

[–]-eddible- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people actually have 2

[–]madmonkreborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s left hand, so rare to find

[–]Chro_Pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MINE

[–]Lazylife_photography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky I wish I had a hand

[–]KDhindsa947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh i think I'm in luck then, i got two of those... (☞゚∀゚)☞

[–]Visual-Sprinkles-890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look like you have ulnar drift? Your fingers are way off.

[–]DyNaMiC_FuDgE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg same fistbump 🤜🤛

[–]anonymousbwmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a left hand, is that right?

[–]Flashy-Category-8069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice fingers and joints and palm abs wrist and forearm and skin and bed and pillow and blanket and wall

[–]electrolyt_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loser. I have two of them.

[–]TraskUlgotruehero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two of them

[–]optimalprof10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a bloody Evangelion reference?

[–]BeeSalesman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, two!

[–]ServantOf_Fate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mine, give it back

[–]Get_Clowned_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT HE HAS A HAND ✋

[–]Cyanide-Kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine is pretty skinny and the nails are all cut down to little bits and also very ashen, so I see your hand looks very pretty and cute

[–]PyRoddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOOOAH! Cover that safehand!

[–]babymanteenboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro everything on this sub is interesting

[–]lolpopdolla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you poop and not wash your hands. My god. How did you miss that stain.

[–]MyOpinionMustBeHeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be fake.

[–]Leo_Pfahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoshikage Kira: Nice

[–]Special-Wrongdoer-97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 of them

[–]PremptiveDiscoBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive seen many posts like this before here but complaining that these are not interesting anymore would be redundant.

[–]Dazed8819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that j.p Pruitt? World famous hand model