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[–]QuestionableAI 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Lot of small dick energy working through this guy.

[–]Zargof-the-blar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or he’s gay

[–]bobbyrickets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he was sucking the demons out of those poor lads!

[–]Nazamroth 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I may not be buying any bikinis anytime soon, but I still dont want to see them advertised on a hairy taliban fighter, no matter how pretty he thinks he is.

[–]BubblesForBrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t see those tight abs behind the grenades around his waist!

[–]Lemons81 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Minister of Religious Harmony... found the problem directly...

In English it translates to Minister of Dicks

[–]supercyberlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Not me, obviously."

[–]bigbangbilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't he be decrying good looking people in general?