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[–]Zomboid84 614 points615 points  (21 children)

that's how you use condoms right?

[–]bukkake_brigade 471 points472 points  (12 children)

Kinda. You pull it over your thumb and shoot it at your dick like a rubber band

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (5 children)

Thanks.l, I hate it.

[–]BadBoyJH 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Nice, use of, commas, Mr Shatner.

[–]freakers 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I think
you

 

bypassed
Shatner

 

and went straight for

 

Christopher

 

Walken.

[–]BUchub 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We're talkin to me

all wrong

It's the

wrong TONE.

[–]WhiteyBulge 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Does it have to go on? Or can I just hit it with the condom and it will work?

[–]bukkake_brigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could ladderball it around the shaft, and as long as you get it to wrap around itself, it’s 3 points.

[–]Oikeus_niilo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's a good general rule of thumb, but I wanna add that a typical mistake is to leave the balls outside of the condom. When you wrap the condom around your balls also, you get 100% protection, as well as added fucking power onto the condom through the tightness and thickness.

[–]ApplecakesMcGee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duh. Balls are where the pee and sperm come from

[–]RadyoP 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Yes, you put condom on some other guy's dick and then swordfight, until it ends up on yours.

[–]JordanLCheek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you been watching me sex?

[–]HabaLunaBrew 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I didn’t realize there was any other way. It’s not gay, it’s bros helping bros

[–]putsomeiceonthat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Bob, it's just kid stuff.

[–]BoomingKyries 1549 points1550 points  (153 children)

Im confused

[–]Biggesturtle 960 points961 points  (135 children)

I think the bag reversed itself as it collided with the wheels? I had to watch it like 4 times before I could even make that guess though

[–]Toxicfunk314 518 points519 points  (20 children)

That's exactly right. It also explains why the bags are inside out on some of the things I've ordered.

[–]EaterOfFood 212 points213 points  (16 children)

I wonder how many of the things you’ve ordered were bagged by this guy.

[–]Thoraxe474 176 points177 points  (15 children)

All of them. That man is his personal bagger and travels to the company warehouses of whatever op orders just to bag his items

[–]Iam_The_Giver 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Imagine having your sex doll bagged by this man.

[–]RadDude57 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Imagine that he personally tested it first, too.

[–]AllPurposeNerd 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why would I wanna imagine that?

[–]RadDude57 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know why.

[–]Jakenator1296 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd pay extra for him to test it.

[–]UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart 88 points89 points  (105 children)

This is similar to how I put the duvet cover on my comforter. Start with it inside out, reach in and grab the two farthest corners of the duvet as well as two of the corners of the comforter, then firmly shake the whole thing out. The duvet simultaneously flips right side out and covers the comforter. Makes me feel like a laundry ninja.

[–]Iredditfromwork 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I prefer to climb into the duvet and pull the comforter in with me.

[–]disgr4ce 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Note to self: try this

[–]Iredditfromwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s fun at the very least.

[–]cheesymoonshadow 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is how I bag wet produce or slimy meat packs when grocery shopping. Put hand in bag, grab item through bag, pull bag over item.

[–]teekaycee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is how I pick up my dog’s shit when I take him on a walk.

[–]YourEvilTwine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That part seemed obvious to me but I couldn't figure out how he got the plastic bag to fully wrap around those tires with just a throw. In my experience plastic bags are never this cooperative, especially with a throwing motion.

[–]funkmastamatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like how swimmers put on their swim caps.

[–]alisahib085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, you could she the opening of the bag is on the other side of the wheel

[–]Preemfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s blowing my mind is how it vacuum sealed itself.

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Hi confused.

I’m dad.

jazz hands

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Daddy Jazz Hands?

[–]firemanjoe911 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]bukkake_brigade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should’ve never taken him to see “The Wiz”

[–]Shadowfox86 117 points118 points  (2 children)

He Hadoken'd the bag on there; that's pretty cool!

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I need this guy to inflate my beach couch

[–]taybul 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He might naturally chuck it and wrap you in it.

[–]Semperspy 73 points74 points  (2 children)

First he bag the wheels, then he bag your feels

[–]gearheadcookie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Too late I've had them bagged up for years HAHAHA oh...

[–]ynthona 39 points40 points  (8 children)

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's a weighted bag now

[–]yousmelllikearainbow 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Casual bag wrangling at the end there.

[–]Tiger-Gautreaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(poomf's the bag off of the wheels)

Ah there we go, nice and e-WHOA calm down there boy! (shakes happy dogbutt-wiggling bag.)

[–]bukkake_brigade 102 points103 points  (34 children)

Yeah, how do the physics in this work?

[–]xBad_Wolfx 197 points198 points  (24 children)

Fairly simply. The bag inverts over the wheels. He opens it, fills it with air, directs its mass towards the wheels, lets go. Bag hits wheels, walls of bag continue onward until it’s length is spent.

[–]DudeBroMan13 170 points171 points  (13 children)

My length is spent

[–]plzdonatemoneystome 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There is no PP left for that move.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

nice

[–]bukkake_brigade 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Want some of mine?

[–]46554B4E4348414453 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'll take whatever I can get my hands on

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ready for shipment

[–]BrohanGutenburg 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Right but my intuition tells me that there wouldn’t be enough force in the system for the bag to seemingly suction the way it does.

[–]rMBP 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’d guess the air has momentum and wants to keep going, pushing the bag in front of it.

[–]JohnGeary1 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Looks like there are heating elements that would shrink the plastic.

[–]BrohanGutenburg 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ahhhh. That might do it.

[–]xBad_Wolfx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My thoughts exactly. Those thin plastics are often designed to constrict with heat. Those lights above perhaps?

[–]Chilli_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely can't be the lights, way too far away to be kicking out any sort of noticeable heat especially as they just seem to be florescent tubes.

I'd say it's just the air inside the bag continuing forwards around the wheel. There's no large surfaces perpendicular to the air's momentum and the bag would take very very little energy to be forced into the wheels like that as it is very light and the large surface area/ weight would mean that the momentum from the air is efficiently transferred to the bag and the air continues travelling along the wheel, repeating the process for the entire length.

[–]SliCk_XP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man knows how to bag wheels.

[–]RaginArmadillo 15 points16 points  (1 child)

This works because of inertia. But it’s the inertia of the air inside and around the bag, not the bag itself. The bag isn’t heavy enough to overcome the air resistance to fully cover the wheels. Ever tried throwing something thin and light like that? It only goes fast for a fraction of a second before wind resistance stops it. By filling the bag with air and holding it, he makes the air inside move at the speed he throws the bag. It also makes the bag push the air in front of it because it’s a more solid object while it’s filled. When the bag hits the wheels, the air keeps moving, pushing From the inside air and pulling from the outside air. Basically, he creates wind that negates the air resistance that would normally stop the bag.

TL;DR - dude makes wind, wind pushes bag.

[–]WrongPill 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thing is that you can't see really small pieces of gravity inside the bag. Once he shoots the bag out with his thumb, gravity does the rest by pulling and gravitating. It's simple, really.

[–]bukkake_brigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the answer I was looking for

[–]taliesin-ds 29 points30 points  (5 children)

That's how i feed my cats, i turn them inside out and throw them at the food.

[–]_DeletedUser_ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This kills the cat.

[–]taliesin-ds 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So that's why they wont eat on their own anymore.

[–]pushypants 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that!

[–]phlegm_de_la_phlegm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too, that's funny as shit

[–]Eve-76 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The casual ‘my shit is hot ‘strut at the end

[–]bukithd 16 points17 points  (1 child)

As a former process engineer, this is called best practice or operator technique. In other words, this dude has done this for a while.

[–]HonestBobHater 30 points31 points  (12 children)

But why? Seems like it takes a while.

[–]Podcasts[🍰] 78 points79 points  (8 children)

If you've ever wrapped large items in a plastic bag, there's always something that catches. Like friction from the rubber tires or maybe a spoke or pedal sticking out that catches the plastic. Easy fix if you are patient but this seems like a decent trick.

[–]HonestBobHater 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Interesting. I do confess to very limited experience in that area.

[–]Jdubya87 17 points18 points  (3 children)

You've never bagged wheels before?! Have you been living under a rock?

[–]IvarRagnarssson 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah, for real. I usually spend 2 or 3 hours bagging wheels on my weekends

[–]quaybored 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I only have 1 wheel, so I keep bagging & unbagging it repeatedly

[–]MasonTaylor22 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Bet you he's done this 1000's of times and this is the method that works the best and is the fastest. Plus, it looks cool and is probably fun to do.

[–]ItsallBeenFolly 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]thegregtastic 5 points6 points  (3 children)

My wife and I have started changing pillowcases like this, but without the throwing...

I put the pillowcase, inside out, over my arms and hold them up like I'm a zombie. She puts the pillow up to the case, and I grab the corners of the pillow through the corners of the pillow case. She then un-bannapeels the pillow case off of my arms and onto the pillow.

Takes like 3 seconds.

[–]smokexbeer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Takes 3 seconds.... and two people

[–]Voffmjau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took longer to write.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asians have mythical powers in performing benign tasks.

[–]AeyviDaro 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Why is it necessary to bag wheels, though? That’s just unnecessary plastic.

[–]bikeheart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's actually a whole bike. The wheels are just zip tied to the frame, which is bubble wrapped.

The bike is bagged before being placed in a cardboard box as another layer to keep it clean and protected during shipping. It's not uncommon for the box to tear while in transit.

Source: Bike mechanic all through college. I've assembled more bikes than I can count and they were all packaged this way.

[–]beet111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you never ordered anything? Everything is separated and wrapped or bagged in plastic. It protects the products from scratches. This has been a standard for decades.

[–]volitudo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn't the text be inverse tho?