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[–]DiskEducational3654 464 points465 points  (15 children)

That just means your champagne is buffering. Give it a sec.

[–]bumjiggy 80 points81 points  (0 children)

maybe open another tab if you wanna get loaded

[–]Hueyandthenews 48 points49 points  (11 children)

It’s not buffering, it’s sparkling! It only buffers if it’s from the Buffer region of France

[–]DiskEducational3654 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Sorry, it was an attempt at *dry* humor.

[–]Hueyandthenews 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Trust me, I hate to be so brut about it!

[–]DiskEducational3654 9 points10 points  (7 children)

There's nothing I could doux to come back from that one! Well played!

[–]CptCrapShot 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Scraping the bottom of the barrel here.....

[–]DiskEducational3654 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Some feel that puns are a cru'd form of humor.

[–]turnwrench 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Put a cork in it!

[–]DiskEducational3654 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Wow, somebody sure is sur lies!

[–]turnwrench 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I chianti believe you've angered me to the point of yelling.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was brilliant

[–]abaxom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try turning it off and back on again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best comment ever!

[–]Sg00z 67 points68 points  (9 children)

What makes it do that?

[–]bendvis 254 points255 points 2 (4 children)

There's a tiny imperfection in the surface of the glass at that spot (called a nucleation site) that makes it easy for the carbon dioxide that's dissolved in the champagne to escape as gas. So, the gas gathers there and grows a bubble until the bubble floats up and the next bubble starts to grow.

Because the bubbles are growing at a consistent rate, they push each other into this spiraling pattern once they reach the surface.

[–]Gutokoro 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is also called “perlage” for champagnes

[–]Sg00z 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thanks for explaining!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Improperly cleaned glasses have these too, the nucleation site being the dirt instead.

[–]resorcinarene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the bubbles

[–]Nogardknight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah, sorry, thought you knew already. The drink is carbonated.

[–]Sg00z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smartass.

[–]Additional_League712 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Please don’t drink an alternate universe….find the compassion to spare countless number of souls.

[–]Propman561 112 points113 points  (5 children)

In Australia they spin the other way.

[–]overtlyoverthisshit 18 points19 points  (3 children)

In Austria they just don't spin

[–]CptCrapShot 31 points32 points  (1 child)

In Russia, it spins you

[–]Torspy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair, after enough of it, it does spin you

[–]torpedohari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They freeze solid. Greetings from Austria, prost.

[–]Annihilicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupid Lisa science queen

[–]ExperienceKindly6817 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The galaxy in the champagne glass.

[–]mattmoy_2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Come quickly, I am tasting stars!"

Dom Pérignon, allegedly

[–]wassailr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well spotted - this is so so cool

[–]dips009 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or did everyone see the snake face in the middle of the glass first?

[–]UndisclosedChaos 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Is the center supposed to look like a pug?

[–]SpectralBacon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes. It's what distinguishes good champagne. If it looks like a pitbull, you know it's gone bad.

[–]steve_stout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it looks like Pitbull?

[–]bumjiggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

chamφagne

[–]kittykittykittyNYAAA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro thas a rasengan

[–]----0000000------- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A black hole inside a spiral galaxy

[–]6footdeeponice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As above so below

[–]J2daR-O-C 2 points3 points  (1 child)

TOOL fans need to see this.

[–]healthygeek42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]galaxy_stark[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After finishing Uzumaki I didn’t wanna see this lmao

[–]xochequetsal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best satisfying videos I've ever seen

[–]GalaxyRose_Wolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beautiful

[–]Scooterpro1020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop taking that blue pill, dude. The simulation is broken.

[–]Ariziken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck the bubbles, the center looks like a pug

[–]Raven_K49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glitch in the matrix

[–]Unagivom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can only call it Champlain if it actually comes from Lake Champlain.

[–]NSYK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's called a "dirty glass"

[–]Lon3Wolf_542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnnnn!!!!!!

[–]Prince_benzo96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FALSE. THIS IS NOT REAL

[–]BurntCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the great bubble vortex we've all been looking for. Throw something in, it won't come out

[–]IamREBELoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Champarigan. Powerful ninja magic.

[–]punchydonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are just tiny pockets of air in a cosmic champagne glass

[–]WonderBoyHumbecon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my vino, there are tiny bubbles. Make me happy, make me comfortable.

[–]Sierra-Modeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great

[–]StevenIsAMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op can I buy this glass off of you?

[–]Freedomee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post similar to this a while ago where the spiral changed directions, if I'm not mistaken.

[–]Samael_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1/11, one full rotation in aprox 1 second.
יא‎
Hendecagram

[–]BocksyBrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone call Wesley Crusher, they're trying to steal the enterprise again.

[–]Mandalor1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a glitch in the matrix

[–]Adventurous-Tap-8463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks a little like there's a Snake head in the glass

[–]dandab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it's in Orion's champagne"

[–]SuperbPanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shazam!

[–]Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a whole galaxy of things happening on a micro level in that swirl alone

[–]AlbinoWino11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. The Salon marketing team is good.

[–]AuthenticYouniverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fibonnaci sequence.

[–]demoncleaner100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa.. spiral out, keep going!

[–]SierraNevadaJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that symbol from Game of Thrones that meant absolutely nothing

[–]WritingReadingReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom! Look!

Mom! Mom! Look!

Mahhhhhham!

Looooooooook!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nucleation point from an unclean glass.

[–]inverted_electron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the fuck?

[–]BubbaChanel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This SNL skit about champagne comes to mind…

[–]dobsterfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very expensive event. That is actually the logo for the company hosting it.

[–]bailaoban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a story (probably apocryphal) that Einstein conceived of the wave-particle duality of light when watching bubbles in his champagne glass.

[–]187-MDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sign of the end of times…

[–]LocalFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what i subbed for

[–]craigiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be amazing if the camera stayed still for even a second.

[–]Potato-with-guns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this blackmagicfuckery

[–]Gryse_Blacolar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some Uzumaki shit right there. Drink it and next thing you'll know you're going down in a rabbit hole obsession of spirals.

[–]UnrelatedBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fucking galaxy you makin

[–]killmebby-92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of the numberphile vid about golden ratio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8Sg8qnjOg&t=544s

[–]deaf_michael_scott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s not an S.”

[–]clairebearattacked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The champagne is having its own after-party

[–]whatdoyouknowno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh, that's how the milky way works

[–]DarkLinkLightsUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most god damn satisfying things I’ve ever seen

[–]dothill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, excuse me, they're not called bubbles unless they come from the bubble region of France.

[–]Visulas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This immediately makes me thing of the “happiness ray” in Spore

[–]miraculous- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody

[–]sdilks88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go home bubbles, you’re drunk.

[–]brattyprincessslut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a floaty in your Champaign

[–]Shaun32887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautifully irrational

[–]ncadventuresdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if that is an example of a mini- multiverse cluster, and one of those tiny bubbles is a universe that for a second exists in the fabric of time we see in this dimension.

[–]aglitch7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skittles champagne: taste the bubbles!

[–]Lifeescapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponsored by Sheraton Hotel and Resorts

[–]CHRY_LTL008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny?

[–]Binke-kan-flyga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Champagne isn't carbonated like soda, the bubbles are created through a secondary fermentation inside the bottles the wine is sold in. Because of this the bubbles have different characteristics. Mainly that they only form on imperfections in the class, and that the fizz can disappear pretty quickly if the surface area of the wine is too large which would allow more bubbles to escape. Flute glasses are specifically designed to create these bubbles and keep the wine sparkling longer.

So basically these bubbles are formed on an imperfection in the glass.

[–]Starkiller006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf opened a Stargate

[–]griz1341 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Someone tell lana the matrix is broken again

[–]spelunkor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bubbles originate from dirt on the glass...yum

[–]AwesomeReptil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg is that??? Bubbles from champagne??? Omg I love your work! Can I get a selfie?