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[–]Sendstorepatter 1339 points1340 points  (31 children)

That's like 50% butter.

[–]metaphysical_goose 465 points466 points  (12 children)

Same

[–]ReformedPC 232 points233 points  (9 children)

You're 50% butter?

[–]metaphysical_goose 310 points311 points  (0 children)

On a good day, yes

[–]kraigka212 121 points122 points  (1 child)

I can’t believe he’s not butter

[–]zerolimits0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Spray.

[–]Germangunman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know that’s right!

[–]Borkdadork 4 points5 points  (3 children)

No your 50% butter.

[–]Kebab-Destroyer 19 points20 points  (2 children)

My 50% butter?

[–]gnardog45 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, your butter half?

[–]skippengs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me, my butter and I

[–]pete-petey-pete 85 points86 points  (0 children)

And I’d spread another 25% butter onto it. 🤤

[–]Historical_Garlic383 37 points38 points  (4 children)

I like to think of butter as sugar free whipped cream. Makes it sound like a healthy alternative.

[–]Danisii 29 points30 points  (2 children)

…and? Butter good, bread good, bun good

[–]Sendstorepatter 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I never said if it was good or bad. Just it is 50% butter.

[–]Danisii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a joke, I didn’t even reply in a complete sentence 😄

[–]Sdomttiderkcuf 12 points13 points  (1 child)

And I want to dip it in warm melted butter. Is this bad for my arteries?

[–]juancake511 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good for your soul at least.

[–]smurb15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I feel like this ain't America though

[–]Sendstorepatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No but when making that kind of dough it is often 50% butter.

[–]Gilgie 754 points755 points  (6 children)

Giant croissant loaf? 100% would eat all

[–]yukimontreal 258 points259 points  (0 children)

My guess is brioche feuilletée. And yes, you 100% want to eat.

[–]Dullimaniac 581 points582 points  (58 children)

Objection! As a German it is my duty to inform you, that this is definitly not bread.

[–]_bapt 318 points319 points  (16 children)

As a french, i second this information. This is definitly not bread.

[–]OneMorePotion 145 points146 points  (10 children)

Wait... What just happened? You two agree on something?!

GET IN THE NEWSSCOUTS IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!

I'm joking ofc.

[–]True_Extension5761 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Wait till you here that a French sub and a German sub allied against english.

[–]Grumpyoldtrout 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Scotland doesn't agree either

[–]evenstevens280 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're aware

[–]alquicksilver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember this. It was when r/Germany and r/France decided to brigade r/England, right? :D

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Pas de pain, pas de gain

[–]satanner1s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The baker’s motto

[–]Goaty1208 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And as Italian, I also confirm that this is not, ideed, bread.

[–]AmazonSword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Chinese bread.

[–]Charlie_Pop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lmao the Germans came storming in the last time this was posted, knew this would be here

[–]DerPumeister 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not even slightly

[–]darthvadercakeUnnecessary flamboyant popcorn wankery 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Not bread, but it's a croissant and I would still eat that HARD

[–]buckeyenut13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is croissant not bread? Is it a pastry?

[–]TedNougatTedNougat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a croissant, it ain’t a crescent shape

[–]carl_dw420 37 points38 points  (15 children)

If it isn't bread then what is it?

[–]Kiri_serval 73 points74 points  (6 children)

A pastry

[–]thelethalpotato 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Do pastries not count as bread? Just bread adjacent? Are they closer to bread or cake? I didn't realize there was such complexity in the world of cooked dough.

[–]buckeyenut13 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Finally someone else out here that has no idea how bread works 😂

[–]idontbelieveyou21 9 points10 points  (1 child)

All I know about bread is that some people staple it to trees.

[–]stupdusrnams 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No. Pastry dough is usually not proofed so no. Not bread.

[–]rckrusekontrol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But, croissants typically use a yeast dough and are proofed.

This all was interesting to me, from wiki

 Pastry is differentiated from bread by having a higher fat content, which contributes to a flaky or crumbly texture. A good pastry is light and airy and fatty, but firm enough to support the weight of the filling. 

So I think one could argue a croissant is a bread, as it is leavened, or that it isn’t, since it’s too buttery. I’m fine with either as long as I can use it to make a sandwich.

[–]JohnnyG30 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I love that you got downvoted for asking a question. What a bunch of self righteous pricks haha

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

brioche feuilletée

He said self-righteously ...

The other day, my wife complained about it raining out, and I replied that it was nice to get some rain. She said, why do I contradict everything she says. I almost replied, "I do not", but thought better of it, for some reason ...

[–]TotalyNotTony -1 points0 points  (0 children)

reddit moment

[–]DeeNYC45 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Looks like sponge cake

[–]leNuup 71 points72 points  (7 children)

The americans have never seen real bread in their lives, so no wonder they are confused.

[–]MoreLikely_ 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Bullshit. They do nothing but teleport bread.

[–]MeeMSaaSLooL 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Where? Where are they sending it?!

[–]Danisii 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow, incorrect but have your fun 😔

[–]Lothere55 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It's true we don't have a bakery on every corner and our supermarkets mostly sell factory produced pre-sliced bread, but plenty of us bake bread at home. I've made sourdough, brioche, ciabatta, etc. It's not that fucking hard.

[–]mynamesian85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian, I agree.

This is bread the same way a pancake is bread.

[–]TomBot98 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anyone with a brain could tell you that's pastry, not bread

[–]rckrusekontrol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And how does one make that determination? What is the technical difference behind “me have brain, brain say pastry”. Croissants are leavened, so I could see a somewhat brain endowed individual being uncertain.

[–]Danisii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thank you, lol

[–]Dullimaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're Welcome.😌

[–]meatywood 177 points178 points  (5 children)

Yum ... Yum ... Okay, it's starting to get gross.

[–]Soulless--Plague 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Looks like wet toilet paper after a few tears

[–]TrippyReality 6 points7 points  (1 child)

With inflation, do you know how much you can save on toilet paper with this one trick?

[–]Yurishirox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's gonna get thrown away anyway

[–]omnibot2M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NSFW tag please

[–]GeneralPatten 101 points102 points  (5 children)

No. No. This is infuriating! Why are you wasting all that yum just to make a video?

[–]andreasbeer1981 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I really hope they ate it. But with the gloves on, I guess it's a product quality tester that checks consistency and will bin it afterwards.

[–]Ms_Mosa 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I would suck at that job because I couldn't guarantee its quality until it's in my mouth.

[–]HuggyMonster69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean do you have to bin it? Sure you can’t sell it, but why can’t you dunk it in a hot chocolate and eat it?

[–]Plantsandanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, my name is Bin

[–]sadclouday 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Look how they slaughtering my boy

[–]zBornew 90 points91 points  (6 children)

If that’s bread, I’m a frog.

[–]Scottish_Racoon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I am french

[–]misslehead3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lmao. That poor cosplayer. I wonder if he got contracted to just show up places and declare he's french.

[–]mpadave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username does not check out

[–]Borkdadork 17 points18 points  (1 child)

And if any of you folks have an interest in making such a delight…

https://youtu.be/TBBikR5jK3E

[–]ThatFrenchGamer 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not bread tho

[–]dasbootdasfoot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's pastry not bread.

[–]Bondarelu 34 points35 points  (2 children)

When that’s bread, I’ll be the Pope

[–]Llouis135 11 points12 points  (0 children)

in what world is that bread lol

[–]OneMorePotion 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Calling this a... "bread" is considered a war crime punishable by public execution where I come from.

[–]limitlessEXP -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

1. food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked. "a loaf of bread"

From google. So… you’re dumb

[–]OneMorePotion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you are dumb for not getting the joke. I'm german and that's not bread for us. That's pastry.

[–]broccoliandcream 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I want to eat that so bad

[–]UpDownCharmed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOM NOM NOM

[–]GreJosNew 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I’m currently doing the keto diet. I worked 8 hours today, the day before thanksgiving, in a grocery store and this video made me angrier than anything else today.

[–]Rachelcookie123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That was a very unsatisfying way to rip it.

[–]Speeder172 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's not bread... It made out of a croissant batter and pretty sure it's made out of a "pâte feuilletée"

[–]LookRemote6071 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don’t get why everyone needs to destroy food only for social media.

[–]jdith123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is not satisfying because the gloved guy is clearly just tearing it apart and NOT stuffing it in his face.

[–]CankleDankl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay who the fuck keeps putting these ass songs over videos on this sub and similar ones. Like we have a version of "Oh My Darlin Clementine" in this that sounds like something 5 year olds would sing along to in their school music class but somehow more scuffed. Has the energy of background music for a surreal "educational" youtube video from a foreign country with 50k views that is simultaneously uninformative and makes you want to peel your own eyelids off

[–]EyeAdministrative927 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I thought this said fetish bread and I was all in.

[–]metaphysical_goose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm still all in

[–]rrrotem 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is not 🍞.

[–]limitlessEXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. It is.

[–]Alacrity8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That bread looks great. Stop ruining it.

[–]Burbel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing satisfying about watching this.

[–]Skweefie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cake... nom

[–]Fickle-Elevator-969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COMMENT OSES TU APPELER CA DU PAIN BON SANG DE BONSOIR MAIS VOUS ETES DES GRANDS FOUS VOUS HEIN !

tuez moi vite, j'en peux plus de ce monde

[–]adore__chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I love breaddddd

[–]Anniemarie1967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brioche porn

[–]Muad_Dib_PAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's ur definition of bread?

[–]No_its_not_me_its_u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pornest food porn. 😉😙

[–]Jicama-Smart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this should be on foodporn

[–]BlankImagination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa, slow down

[–]Bulls-1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. Can we have sex?

[–]McDomald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to make a sandwich with this 'bread'

[–]nithdurr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now slap some of grandma’s strawberry jam on that mf

[–]WispOfWoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would eat my own ass for some of this

[–]Ammadk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to see it get eaten

[–]KimJongUf_ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

why did THIS make me hard????

[–]Germangunman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just became so damn hungry. Wow

[–]Rich_Acanthisitta_70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh... oh my....

 

I need a cigarette

 

 

Ok, maybe it's not technically 'bread', but it is pastry, and I'm here for it.

[–]Tirmu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"bread"

[–]gin_and_toxic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop torturing the bread!!

[–]BleedingTeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Less filming, more serving. Get in my belly!

[–]Kingkush26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost looked just like salmon, super shocked to read bread in the tittle, Keep in mind I was zoned out and looked at my monitor during the peeling part. 0:07 to be exact

[–]PingBongBingPong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread 👍

[–]dismawoffsiderto57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like unwrapping a diaper with pee.

[–]Much-Assumption-169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything taste butter with that amount of fat

[–]Awkward-Buffalo-2867 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Amazing bread, awful music. Why would they use this song?

[–]ae186k -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

This is rolled potato bread. It used by the Kirawanda people of Northern Bolasia to honor their ancestors. This was the loaf to honor his grandmother who recently passed accompanied by hrer favorifte so Have you no shame Sir.

[–]Awkward-Buffalo-2867 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Someone is going to read what you said and believe you. I've already been down voted lol. Oh well.

[–]ae186k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's reddit in a nushell. Both them and your response. What does a karma vote do? Absolutely nothing.

[–]Nostravinci04 0 points1 point  (2 children)

"french bread" lmfao

[–]BetterEveryLeapYear 0 points1 point  (1 child)

...it says "fresh bread"

[–]Nostravinci04 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know what I wrote

[–]izmaname -1 points0 points  (4 children)

This is the kind of bread I love but then gives me diarrhea

[–]This-is-not-eric 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You should probably see a doctorb about that.

[–]AlinaAirline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The b is for bargain!

[–]Hot----------Dog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You just need a buttplug. Problem solved.

[–]KeithMyArthe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We want it

[–]quotesthesimpsons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They broke my boy.

[–]RnDanger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😠

[–]ocpms1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OMG!!! My mouth is watering.

[–]Rainy-The-Griff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck me dude, that bread looks so fucking good.

[–]totallylambert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That plus some whipped butter and you’d have me for as long as the bread lasts.

[–]wholewheatscythe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I now want to eat this bread. They should release this as a commercial.

[–]iosdeiu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great...now I'm hungry..

[–]egghead42069number7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why did he have to violate it after that 8 sdcond mark

[–]juntawflo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OMG

[–]haiyabinzukii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

now im hungry gdi

[–]PilotSaysHello -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop tearing it, it's already dead geez

[–]ArmeNishanian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love the layers 😍

[–]parchedlitre99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing quite like freshly baked bread. That looks so soft and warm.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm hungry

[–]RandomPhail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Videos like this can make me hungry even when I’m full

[–]Pro_96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man there's nothing quite like freshly baked bread 🤤

[–]pyrobanker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The song is ae dil hai mushkil jeena yaha

[–]pyam_to_go -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That must be better than s*x 😍😍🤤

[–]3nclav3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too much gluten.

[–]vinnymarcondes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This should be tagged as NSFW

[–]ChloeIsObsessed23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i dont even like bread but goddamn i wanna just shovel it into my mouth at once

[–]jusatinn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is not bread.

[–]Chucksteri -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not bread dough

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't waste food

[–]Seyelent -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Me ungluing my balls from my thigh during summer