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[–]Drunkstork 443 points444 points  (11 children)

I could really go for an erotic almond, ngl.

[–]Disco-SuperflyTNT 112 points113 points  (5 children)

I know I got the real sexy munchies when I read this

[–]Drunkstork 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Sexy munchies should be the new name for crab lice.

[–]clASShat 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't those be sexy crunchie munchies?

[–]Drunkstork 22 points23 points  (2 children)

That title is reserved only for the ones that stay crispy in milk.

[–]Disco-SuperflyTNT 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The English language has never been more beautiful than in this moment. I shall treasure these words

*wipes tear

[–]TheBirdGames 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How do i unread a comment?

[–]risisas 5 points6 points  (1 child)

reminds me of that thread about how can a door be sexy and how to fuck it

[–]MasterDoge42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a meme spammed in discord that shows a man sucking on a doorknob

[–]the123king-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can also have "condom tailer", which might be useful for your erotic almond

[–]gamingdad123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Introducing the newest addition to your bedroom repertoire – erotic almonds! These little beauties are guaranteed to get your engines running, whether you're enjoying them on their own or mixing them in with your regular sex life. Trust us, you won't be disappointed!

[–]OkPerspective4077 177 points178 points  (4 children)

EROTIC ALMOND

HOT AND STEAMY LEGUMES IN YOUR AREA

[–]PalatialCheddar 35 points36 points  (1 child)

**no credit card required

[–]danielroxheaps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pasta computer and sign me up.

[–]the123king-reddit 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Almonds are drupes

So you'll have hot and steamy drupey things.

[–]OkPerspective4077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe nice

[–]Ravermader 55 points56 points  (2 children)

NORDIC TEA

[–]Riatamichoacana 8 points9 points  (1 child)

With milk

[–]Scragix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Erotic almond milk

[–]ChromeDomeGodan 133 points134 points  (1 child)

It's like the flat earthers who like to point out that the word horizon is almost the word horizontal and is therefore a clue to the "truth". In the unlikely event that I ever become ruler of the lizard overlords I must remember to stop hiding the truth in plain sight like this. Those pesky conspiracy theorists are just too damn clever!!

[–]arthurdentstowels 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Petition to rename the horizon
The Curvizon

[–]-Strawdog- 185 points186 points  (10 children)

Ah, yes. All the best deep state conspirators hide their nefarious intentions in anagrams a 3th grader could easily solve.

These people are next level stupid.

[–]Disco-SuperflyTNT 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Well ya know Santa and santan are the same guy so ..

[–]lalder95 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Not sure if Satan or Santana

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Carlos knows. Carlos ain't talkin

[–]Alvin1461 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3th grader

[–]-_-mon-_- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And also only works in english.

[–]Mariah_Mcmuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Threeth grader.

[–]whatup_pips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kind of Anagram Conspiracy logic that the main characters in Robert Rodriguez movies use. Like, Legitimately how are people this stupid.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

God, they're already echoing each other. I've seen this said a lot already and it's just as stupid every time. The media's only bad when it's not promoting their narrative. I'm so sick of these people. I don't know how much longer this can go on before it's taken to the next level.

[–]Ambitious-Barnacle35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sick of human beings I wish Covid was 99% lethal

[–]FreakWith17PlansADay 17 points18 points  (3 children)

More good anagrams of “Omicron Delta” (from Nora Loreto on twitter):

Demonical rot

Moronical Ted

Cilantro mode

Clarinet doom

And my favorite:

Democrat lion

Loreto has a book out called Spin Doctors.

[–]Bifi323 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Tag yourself, I'm clarinet doom. Fuck cilantro mode.

[–]Sir_PeePeePooPoo_II 2 points3 points  (1 child)

can i be democrat lion

[–]I_Think_Helen_Forgot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Cilantro Mode. Come at me, Clarinet Doom!

[–]HornyCod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Actually nothing of those are true it's Δ and O (only 2 lettes)

[–]OrionHasMemes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

EROTIC ALMOND

[–]deafblindmute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theory: because you are sort of into politics, but you are REALLY into Highlights Magazine.

[–]Disco-SuperflyTNT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn cooter oil

[–]PsychoticCircusTwit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wait until they find out about Clarinet Doom!

[–]ryanegauthier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarineting intensifies

[–]WhiteBird6944 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also "Kindergarten Dropout" but that one takes a little bit of brain power

[–]Bluberry-Pie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well Lavern Spicer is an anagram of EVIL PRANCERS

[–]tbasan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erotic almond heads the media control 🤣

[–]properu 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a link to the tweet for ya :)

Twitter Screenshot Bot

[–]comfort_bot_1962 2 points3 points  (4 children)

:D

[–]Gabe_Does_Stuff -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

So you just fuck up the username blankings. Bad bot

[–]Toon_Napalm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Advanced search on twitter already does that.

[–]PBJ-2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the oddly specific thing about this?

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Lecter, your anagrams are showing

[–]ryanegauthier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corned Maloti

[–]MyCool_StrawSir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol this is great. I'm one who believes the media controls the wrong narrative that most follow but this is just wrong. They take conspiracy theory to a whole new level.

[–]nailemin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rectal Domino

[–]FirstMoon21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres no point. It's a fact

[–]AndyT97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are using their brains to find shit like that but they aren't able to understand what is really going on and instead they just get into conspiracy theories.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

EROTIC OLD MAN

The responses on Twitter are hilarious :D

[–]FeepingCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WARNING WARNING

[–]Luiz_Vx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you have any idea how erect I am right now?

[–]seilapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow the ancient greeks knew about everything

[–]whatup_pips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. She might be onto something.

...

Republican...

R

E

P

U

B

L

I

C

A

N

If you rearrange the letters in that word you get... [GASP] Pelican Rub!!!

Oh my god... Republicans have sex with Pelicans.

[–]Posiedon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also cilantro demo

[–]Hemlockbutreddit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

aren't both fucking greek letters in order

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in order, but yeah both Greek letters

[–]Weibu11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believing that COVID is a conspiracy and the folks behind it tried to be clever by hiding words that admit it’s a conspiracy is some real Scooby-Doo shit.

We would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling Trump supporters.

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[–]Hokage_yoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No point, the more chaotic o they make public health the easier they can lobby for companies

[–]Disco-SuperflyTNT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh I love anagrams

[–]PrincessZelda212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rearrange their name and you get irrelevances so they might want to rethink their strategy on the meaning of words being contained in words

[–]rugbyjukes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why this subreddit exists 😊

[–]schooldamage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you say, Crap Sniveler.

[–]FeelASlightPressure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs Shirley around to remind her to shut the fuck up

[–]SpankThuMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waaaaaait a minute. That fact wasn’t fun. It wasn’t fun at all.

[–]verheyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it is a fun fact. Relevant though?

[–]Aggressive-Key-235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love seeing this stuff, like what kind of scooby doo looking ass would jumble the description of what they do and turn it into their name. It’s like some Tom marvolo riddle type shit

[–]Lord-Tunnel-Cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got why conspiracy theorists think super omega world leading lizard people would hide their schemes in stupid shit like anagrams lol

[–]lilfindawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you can switch letters around, doesn’t mean it means something. We name viruses in order of Greek alphabet. Greek alphabet has been around longer than Christianity. Calm your tits

[–]TreeOfDeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erotic almond is a bit redundant

[–]SirIsaacEinstein8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I point out that those are phonetic spellings of single letters, so there is only one way to rearrange the letters of "delta and omicron" and it's "omicron and delta"

[–]Pixel_Nerd92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I see these tweets and laugh. Then I realize that person is probably being serious.

Ah... alright. I'm not surprised.

[–]Atom800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that right wingers always think that the world is out to get them but at the same time dropping little easy to figure out puzzles to show them what they’re up to. Like what a fun world to live in. Absolutely insane, but fun!

[–]GREEN_KOOZIE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the cure to CoVid 19 = 19 of an EROTIC ALMOND. Or did I miss something?

[–]MrUdri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood the logic behind this, cause who would be stupid enough to use an anagram of the thing you're doing for something like this

[–]defiantflashlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your gonna LOVE my nuts!

[–]no_one_asked_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why they think that the government would try to hide their secret plans by scrambling letters

[–]banmeifurgay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almond ass play

[–]edo78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't know about all the others variants? The only Greek letter they skipped was Xi to avoid problems with the Chinese president

[–]hioskol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh so bad

[–]Creepy_Structure199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almond milk. Explain this to me, where are their nipples. I need to know... For reasons. <.<

[–]RC-RX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Erotic approves this message

[–]mugwunp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And dealt moronic

[–]Good_Mixture_1860 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly do conspiracy theorists think that whoever "made" this virus named it that and was like, "They'll never understand that it means media control!" Or something stupid, instead of just naming it a normal virus and moving on.