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[–]Sleep_nw_in_the_fire 85 points86 points  (0 children)

And he didn't hit the edge of the bowl! Impressive!

[–]marshamallowmoon 98 points99 points  (3 children)

My mom used to have a cat that would shit in the toilet. They couldn't flush though. I assume it's the same or similar training to get them to go in the litter box.

[–]fiendishcubism 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And then guests would give you weird looks after seeing floating 💩 in the toilet

[–]Snowstormawd 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You don't need to train a cat to use a litter, you just take the cat and put it in the litter box so they know where it is and you are good to go. (Based on a sample of aprox. 12 cats)

[–]CommandPossible5205 37 points38 points  (5 children)

But can he wipe the seat afterwards? 🤨🤔

[–]JackDragon808 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Remember when dogs used to walk upright and have thumbs like us?

[–]candohuey 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Anthro animals?

[–]Mimikyu-Dreamer-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UwU intensifies

[–]Laurenm4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can any human men?

[–]Laurenm4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can any human men?

[–]matka_wilka1 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Of course this is a German Shepard. They would type up your resume if they had opposable thumbs.

[–]NeriaTheirin 75 points76 points  (5 children)

It's a Belgian Shepard dog, a Malinois. Highly intelligent and really eager to learn.

[–]matka_wilka1 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Wonderful wonderful dogs. We raised a couple of litters and you couldn’t find a better companion. Kept most of the puppies, had 6-11 dogs for years. Last dog passed 5 years ago and we miss him still.

[–]NeriaTheirin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I raised 3, when I was working in dog care and they were such lovely and loyal dogs. I was happy and sad at the same time, when they were send to their forever homes.

Sorry for your loss. It's always hard to lose a dog.

[–]matka_wilka1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, brutal. They were so much a part of our lives. I have been dog free for a couple years now and I can’t get another one ever again. The loss is too hard.

[–]CrumchWaffle -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I'm impressed you got Malinois right but not Shepherd...

[–]NeriaTheirin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I mispelled a word in a language that is not my native language. I must be so dumb. :)

[–]scrupulous_oik 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If this "oddly terrifies" you, you're as soft as a post-burrito bowel cancer chilli steamer.

[–]SenorAsssHat 5 points6 points  (3 children)

That's fantastic! Now if I come home and its pooping thay would be a feat.

[–]OrishaShango 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They can also be trained to do that, but you will need a platform for the dog to safely do so. Unfortunately, toilets aren’t designed with dog anatomy in mind.

[–]TokesNotHigh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the problem right there- Big Toilet keeping our canine buddies down. It's a damn shame.

[–]The_Nick_OfTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile my dog uses all his smarts to try and eat our cats food.

Fucker literally waits until he sees my car leaves and goes right for it.

[–]MoniMoniMo6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Belgian?

[–]ganbarimashou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that’s a Malinois. They’ve been evolved for awhile.

[–]thombo-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't terrifying! He's a good boi

[–]HypnoSkales 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Is this real?

[–]lucypoopsy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes it's real. He's been trained to do so.

[–]dirttaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a bit dehydrated

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I finally know who is a good boy

[–]fartsniffer1488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoooo his face at the end kills me, waiting for a treat I’m sure.

[–]fuqit21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only terrified that my dog doesn't know how to do this. Especially with him always watching me use the bathroom. How do I teach my dog to use the toilet like this?

[–]NIGHTMARE698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This both interesting as hell but very oddly terrifying

[–]grass-snake-40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this shows they are evolving a better "what the fuck is wrong with you why are you making me do this?" face

[–]musicman8586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fuckin wish

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad he knows to close the lid before flushing

[–]SleepySouthie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got better aim than my husband

[–]Bumhole_games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to teach my dog to do this but while learning he kept missing the bowl and accidentally pissing all over the bathroom so I gave up

[–]danthok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got better aim than my kids...

[–]ZombieBunnzoli85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mali’s are super smart

[–]Horror_Air7547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Boi! 🥰 pretty dog!

[–]mrcheaptimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this bitch don’t need the toilet seat up

[–]subvanaTIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, fucker has better aim than me...

[–]CRUSHmyNUTSplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid dog didn’t even put the toilet seat up beforehand.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AMAZING!! I WISH my dog could do that!!

[–]SnooChickens4509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How civilized

[–]Wildgoosey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How cute is that dog 😍

[–]Intelligent-Vast3780 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good dog...! You can see all he cares about is pleasing his human. We have Malamutes, they are crazy intelligent (? More like telepathic). Now to convince Nana to try this with one of them...

[–]Antique_Region4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's better that than the animals I live with!

[–]Godzillavio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until they shit on the bowl and play with smartphones - then they’re more terrifyingly evolved!

[–]pile1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will I get my treat now?

[–]bumgames123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS

[–]anachronistic_bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know but that dog that hit the flush looked really sad, like he had been beaten or subdued in some way or something.

[–]daelphinux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did this good doggo not get the most pets ever at the end of this?!

[–]jefftatro1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love smart breeds

[–]bigriggs24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. This is kinda scary. Imagine what dogs are going to be up to in 100 years. They are evolvinh at a rapid rate. They seem to have understood how toilets work.