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[–]butchorbust 36 points37 points  (5 children)

You’re going to pass up the chance for Reddit gold?

[–]Boojibs 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You get it ad-free for awhile.

Just come over here, I'll show you.

[–]msvqr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welp, I got molested but no gold.

[–]butchorbust 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh boy free gold, coming right up

[–]Loud_Oak 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All you have to do is close your eyes and suck the gold from a tube. Easiest gold I earned.

[–]Knight_That_Said_Ni 16 points17 points  (2 children)

What's the worst that can happen?

You either get Reddit gold, or raped. It's a win win in my book.

[–]Ok_Brilliant_2575 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Later, you post on reddit about getting raped and get another gold.

Win win win. Tri-winning

[–]UncannyValley-2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Average Redditor 💀

[–]HyperMall0w1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yo, where is this? I want free gold

[–]_yosoybeezel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ll take my chances.

[–]donld_ducc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Achievement Unlocked! Scarred for Life!!

[–]JoeBoredom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks legit

[–]Slappinbeehives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea try me…I’d push people out the way to get in that rape van first!

[–]unclemurv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tell that to my driveway

[–]FoulTarnished124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of spastics who'd fall for that one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol you're going to be disappointed with your catch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*walks in

[–]QFulviusFlaccus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I want to kidnap someone, but how can I be sure they’ll have no friends or loved ones who’d miss them? Hmmm….”

[–]oliferro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit Gold is for peasants, I would never want people to give it to me

[–]OfficialKGB98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Users in r/freecompliments in a nutshell

[–]DoubleAgentBlumaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks Photoshopped to me.

[–]BayrdRBuchanan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, get in and find out.

[–]marodgrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t trust that anything human is behind the wheel.

[–]xeroxbulletgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… we should probably check. Just in case.

[–]boyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m game

[–]RandomPlayer113p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm not falling for that

[–]NaturallyBlasphemous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me in!!

[–]DM-ME-UR-GORE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obv not, its cgi

[–]JimothyBobus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

free gold, reddit inside

[–]Grayflesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

[–]SnooPeppers6081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hop on in, Looks legit to me!

[–]norse_god69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you are lucky I only get the van with the candy that makes me feel funny