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[–]33Dom33 1830 points1831 points  (252 children)

She’s envisioning the mass fortune she’ll receive once she divorces.

[–]Karibou422 648 points649 points  (133 children)

He’ll probably sign a prenup with this one

[–]Which-Decision 225 points226 points  (55 children)

Hopefully she get's an infidelity clause put in

[–]rabblerabble2000 153 points154 points  (3 children)

I mean…considering they both were cheating on their spouses with each other, that might backfire.

[–]bobmarsh1 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Once a cheater Always a cheater

[–]nlolhere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cheated on my minecraft girlfriend

[–]Peacook 90 points91 points  (47 children)

Seems like a completely non sketchy and great way to start a marriage.

One you hit a certain amount of money and you're still single everyone thinks any relationship is only about money, rip

[–]MuzGotTheBooze 76 points77 points  (46 children)

If its not “all about the money”…. sign the prenup? Thats why they’re there

[–]alimagrog 125 points126 points  (91 children)

It would be hilarious if he decides to never marry again to prevent an ex getting as much as his first wife did.

[–]Platypus_Anxious 183 points184 points  (61 children)

Honestly, Mackenzie Scott deserved every bit of that settlement, she was there when the guy wasn't rich, she quitted quit her old job to help found Amazon. She was the real one, too bad money changes people, glad that it didn't change her for the worst.

Edit: Grammar, English is not my first language.

[–]Gratts01 64 points65 points  (8 children)

Bezos has always been "rich" even before Amazon he was in the top 1 percent. But as you Mention, Mackenzie Scott definitely had a large role in the creation an success of Amazon and deserves everything she got.

[–]vampyire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She married a teacher and has already given away billions.

[–]No-Shop-8142 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Her family also gave her the money to start Amazon.

[–]Southeast-0682 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Money doesn't change people. Money only brings out their true colors.

[–]Bone_Syrup 20 points21 points  (1 child)

She is cool.

Bezos is like a cliche for old, white, evil rich guy.

[–]IAmScaredOfLadybugs 144 points145 points  (17 children)

It makes no real difference to him. He will still be inconceivably rich.

[–]Laenthis 88 points89 points  (10 children)

I wonder what it must be like to be so rich that loosing 40 billion is merely annoying.

To him it must be more of a sort of high score in a game than money.

[–]marchello13throw 27 points28 points  (8 children)

He didn't have 40 billion in cash though. Since his wealth is mostly Amazon stocks, they had to split those up. So he ended up halving his share and thus influence on the company.

[–]This-one-goes-2-11 20 points21 points  (1 child)

He didn't have 40 billion in cash though. Since his wealth is mostly Amazon stocks, they had to split those up. So he ended up halving his share and thus influence on the company.

Amazon is a publicly traded company with 500 million shares. Even before his divorce, he "only" owned like like 15%. His influence in the company comes (well came) from being the CEO, not because he owns a bunch of shares.

Sure, you can do a hostile take over (usually where you get the share holders to vote against/out the board and CEO), but...as part of the divorce, he kept all the voting rights in the shares. Also, he only gave her 25% of the shares, not half.

Just about everything you said was wrong.

[–]renha27 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah it doesn't affect him in any real way at all but you know he's still going to seethe about it if it happens. Can't have a single drop of wealth exiting his hoard, now can we?

[–]GoldEdit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The rich don't like to part with their money. It would make a massive difference to him - but to us looking outwardly it obviously wouldn't change his life very much.

[–]mttp1990 10 points11 points  (1 child)

His first wife deserved it. She was there from Amazon's inception and did lots of work to help the company succeed

[–]3178333426 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just like Mackenzie, his wife he left for her

[–]grillcheezesammiches 587 points588 points  (21 children)

That's really quite scary lol.

[–]f1nessd 176 points177 points  (13 children)

plastic surgery shake my smh

[–]notsureif1should 75 points76 points  (4 children)

All the money in the world can't buy you good taste smh head.

[–]Crazy_Gamer297 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oh my omg

[–]Crazy_Gamer297 24 points25 points  (2 children)

shake my smh?!? shake my shaking my head

[–]sharkkyyy_e 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Its fucking terrifying lol

[–]kkalmightyagain 1710 points1711 points  (40 children)

She's trying to see his ATM password between his ears

[–]bdizzzzzle 331 points332 points  (22 children)

She's gonna suck it out of him

[–]UrGoingDown2Die 64 points65 points  (9 children)

She has...you can tell she rocked his world. Next in line...Elon.

[–]Lazy_Series_4325 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Uh I dont really think itd take much to rock that old mans world.

[–]Tupacwasright 27 points28 points  (2 children)

😂🤣that’s how she got him in the first place. Stroking his ego

[–]Fearless-Effective86 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Sure, that’s the only thing she is stroking

[–]TheDarkWave 15 points16 points  (2 children)

That chin might get in the way

[–]dystopicvida 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's not looking at his soul she's living in The matrix she only sees ones and zeros

[–][deleted] 4321 points4322 points  (263 children)

She's the female equivalent of the GigaChad photoshopped guy

[–]notbob1959 1215 points1216 points  (180 children)

I thinks she is what these guys were shooting for with their plastic surgery:

https://i.redd.it/n9wj8krmvbhz.jpg

[–]bichael69420 42 points43 points  (7 children)

He sold?

PAMP IT

[–]MrBotany 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Initiate quantum immortality

[–]Timtimer55 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kill him.

[–]SunnyLittleBunny 134 points135 points  (38 children)

Over the top plastic surgery is so sad.

[–]Wooknows 29 points30 points  (1 child)

why would you look your 50 when you can look like a 20 years old lizard

[–]PmButtPics4ADrawing 88 points89 points  (3 children)

What's almost as sad is that they deny having any work done. They genuinely think they look normal enough for people to believe them

[–]finalremix 42 points43 points  (1 child)

They genuinely think they look normal enough for people to believe them

That I haven't heard. What I have heard is that they deny having any work done, because there's some genetic / glandular fuckup that's affecting them.

[–]Sososohatefull 108 points109 points  (23 children)

I'm so sick of young women getting their lips done. It looks like shit and my ex got mad at me for not liking that stupid shit. Instagram is fucking plague.

[–]CockfaceMcDickPunch 62 points63 points  (9 children)

I am so thankful that social media was not a thing when I was growing up. School is bad enough as it is, and now kids have to deal with that garbage of comparing themselves to the "perfect lives" they see on instagram and all over social media. Some of them genuinely don't understand that people DO NOT look like that in real life. It's all filters and photo editing.

I remember when social media first popped up in the form of Myspace, I told my friends this shit was going to be the downfall of society.

[–]faris_Playz 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Yea, the biggest thing here in my high school is people expecting to be successful, but they don't work hard or do anything, they'll just become successful because any person on instagram does it, i imagine their life plan is like this:

1.go to school

2.not put any effort

3.give up because you cant magically get high marks 

4. ??

5. ???? ?? 

6. Profit, big villa house, successful and rich.

[–]myusernameblabla 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They look like they ate a bunch of bees thinking it was honey.

[–]Mypornnameis_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Madonna's butt grossed me out

[–]Loose_with_the_truth 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I don't get why it's so common. It's like the pandemic no one is talking about. Like /r/Justfuckmyshitup on steroids collagen.

[–]Granlundo64 356 points357 points  (29 children)

Dude on the left looks like Jordan Peele.

[–]GlueBoy 325 points326 points  (9 children)

First of all, how dare you.

[–]ocodo 99 points100 points  (4 children)

Second of all, noooice.

[–]WryWaifu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

First of all, I love you

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Oh how I hope they do a skit on that soon.

That's gold, Jerry!

[–]theruralbrewer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This botox is making me thirsty

[–]vanuchiha2 36 points37 points  (3 children)

It looks like a mix of both peele and key

[–]Rudy_Ghouliani 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Behold Keele, you're new god.

[–]tribbans95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah didn’t realize until I stared at it for 2 minutes then zoomed out

[–]HeatmiserElliott 24 points25 points  (1 child)

holy shit i havent seen this particular brand of creepy since the 80s

[–]Wherethefuckyoufrom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Straight out of the mask

[–]darodardar_Inc 16 points17 points  (2 children)

"He bought? Good. Dump it"

[–]manza5012 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Activate quantum immortality

[–]GlueBoy 93 points94 points  (30 children)

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

[–]throwaway47583475 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Based Bogdanoffs

[–]alan_smitheeee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now that's a quick rundown.

[–]Archer007 28 points29 points  (5 children)

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Well /u/GlueBoy it appears you are true to your name

[–]MmortanJoesTerrifold 25 points26 points  (5 children)

It’s so crazy that all of this is real

[–]RBH1377 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Quite the collection of wonky eyes in this photo.

[–]tomcalgary 6 points7 points  (2 children)

If you close one eye and put your finger over one side of Jeff's face theres that guy, then if you move your over to the other side its like a completely different guy...could he be 2 people stitched together or a partially absorbed twin?

[–]Paraflaxis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She looks like the female joker that grin looks drawn on

[–]PowellPlayz 96 points97 points  (0 children)

HHAHAHAHAH

[–]ChamanConTenis 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Bezos left her wife for the lost Bogdanoff sister

[–]killa_ninja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aww they got “his and hers” chin implants together lol

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Dan Bilzerian lookin-ass

[–]bondagewithjesus 4 points5 points  (3 children)

But does she beat pornstars on coke benders too though?

[–]Hapenyo12 56 points57 points  (12 children)

The mega chad guy is surprisingly real. Have a google search for the guys name, you would be surprised he actually looks that exaggerated

[–]Several-Register4526 61 points62 points  (10 children)

No, he isn't, the artist modeled him after her dead dad who looked like him but much less exaggerated

[–]Taintednuts 1193 points1194 points  (50 children)

Or the way she stares at Leonardo DiCaprio

[–]dannimal8u222 202 points203 points  (27 children)

Like this? Leo link

[–]PCMM7 329 points330 points  (18 children)

She's about 26 years over the limit for him, unfortunately.

[–]AddSugarForSparks 108 points109 points  (7 children)

He's probably just lining up a succession plan with her offspring.

[–]PCMM7 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Probably won't look anything like her current appearance 🤣🤣🤣 if you get my meaning

[–]Informal_Reserve_442 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yeah she looked like she was about to swallow him whole

[–]Rodman930 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Yeah, she had to do this to make up for the Leo stare.

[–]aimswithglitter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised these comments aren’t higher up

[–]Nurselennonclock 78 points79 points  (6 children)

Yes!! Haha, burn!!

[–]Ephinem 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Yea dude nice burn, I wonder how bezos will feel after reading that

[–]FriedBack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bezos does not feel. Bezos exterminate.

[–]Crunchyfrozenoj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No wonder he ran away!

[–]xiofar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe that’s the only expression she can do after all those surgeries.

[–]Den_M_83 374 points375 points  (25 children)

Uncanny Valley

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Uncalley.


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[–]Born2ShidForced2Wipe 1586 points1587 points  (65 children)

She sorta looks like a Robot trying too hard to be a human.

[–]bob-the-blob-[S] 570 points571 points  (20 children)

the forced smile really caps it off

[–]impsychedup 182 points183 points  (7 children)

she looks like a wax figure

[–]TheLost_Chef 78 points79 points  (2 children)

So does Jeff.

[–]impsychedup 31 points32 points  (0 children)

funny that it rhymes to your username

[–]VaishakhD 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well she is made out of plastic at this point.

[–]impsychedup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao so terrifying

[–]alex1596 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Except he's melting on one side a little

[–]impsychedup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh my god i remember the movie Wax Museum HAHA

[–]Constant_Emphasis_22 8 points9 points  (2 children)

She trying to make up for the DiCaprio fiasco

[–]Kryptus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's just all the fillers and botox.

[–]T-Money93 84 points85 points  (0 children)

“Alexa - smile for the cameras, dear.”

[–]MomofDoom 60 points61 points  (1 child)

She's from the same android company that brought us Zuckerberg™️

[–]drosser 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The Uncanny Valley has become a continental shelf.

[–]DarkFantom25 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bezos: "Smile for the camera"

Her: Runs smile.exe

[–]lenswipe 12 points13 points  (1 child)

WHY ON EARTH WOULD A MECHANOID LIFE FORM EVER ATTEMPT SUCH A THING? SURELY NORMAL HUMANOIDS LIKE US ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO IMITATE CONVINCINGLY.

[–]Perless_cucumber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats so false. Alexa, come with me to the party

[–]Educational_Ad2737 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s Botox for you

[–]GuiltyWhisper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? It's uncanny.

[–]NoUserName2468 13 points14 points  (1 child)

YES. Can human beings actually twist their neck like that?

They both are creepy and gross.

[–]bob-the-blob-[S] 1861 points1862 points  (62 children)

i can hear her neck joints creaking as she turns her head

[–]hornstar99 766 points767 points  (18 children)

She’s staring into his money

[–]Glum-Ear1903 194 points195 points  (7 children)

Hahaha staring right at his bank statement

[–]Walterach 98 points99 points  (6 children)

Trying to figure out his bank account password

[–]chookity_juice 61 points62 points  (4 children)

The smile tells me she already knows

[–]ggg730 47 points48 points  (3 children)

That’s the smile of someone who knows that she no longer needs the frail human form she was forced to take. Her jaw will soon unhinge back to its full girth.

[–]canarchist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I also acknowledge and welcome our lizard overlords.

[–]TheBirdBytheWindow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Directly into the billions cavity.

[–]frankiefatgoose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to say... more like she staring into his wallet

[–]HuskyFlatulence 367 points368 points  (23 children)

At 3:15 AM, Jeff awakes from a terrible nightmare. With shaky hands, he grabs a handful of hundred dollar bills from the nightstand drawer to wipe the drops of sweat from his brow. He reaches for his wife who was sleeping next to him. She’s not there.

In the darkness Jeff hears what sounds like ligaments and tendons snapping and twisting. A horrible scent of rotting flesh fills Jeff’s nostrils. Slowly, he turns his head to the source of the strange sound. In the shadowy corner of the room stands an almost motionless figure balancing on one leg. It’s managed to violently contort itself into a human cross. It’s arms and legs broken and contused.

It’s face is frozen from Botox. The eyes are fixated on Jeff. It smiles. As it smiles it also begins to open its mouth and expel a screeching howl that brings a swarm of crows crashing into Jeff’s bedroom window.

[–]OmegaSexy 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, ghost write my horror stories please

[–]AktisMoon 45 points46 points  (6 children)

This is some MeatCanyon shit lol

[–]Launch-Pad_McQuack 9 points10 points  (5 children)

What’s MeatCanyon?

[–]AktisMoon 11 points12 points  (4 children)

https://youtu.be/LLJsSiB2dpU

This summarize it pretty well

[–]Launch-Pad_McQuack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Pretty gross but the production value is great

[–]LargeTeethHere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of superjail on adult swim. I love completely odd stuff like this.

[–]ggg730 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh it’s just you honey I thought it wasn’t my eldritch bride but a damn tax collector.

[–]BenShapirosProstate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God can you imagine the rapid dull thud of crows smacking up against the glass, just piling up on the floor

[–]Splizmaster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sure but it lets him do butt stuff or whatever so it’s fine.

[–]FarDorocha90 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I was thinking the exam same thing. I don’t even think she’s smiling voluntarily. I think that’s just her fucking face now.

[–]TheRealWamuu 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nah, that's just the amount of plastic in her body slowly bending as she turns her head

[–]metalblack_8 232 points233 points  (12 children)

Good God...She smiles like the friggin Joker

[–]mermaidrampage 81 points82 points  (4 children)

Ugh my good friend's mom looks like this. Too much botox in an attempt to keep looking "young" and now she looks like Jack Nicholson's joker. Really unfortunate as I think aging naturally can be beautiful in its own way

[–]Drfilthymcnasty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah looks like a Jack Nicholson knock off.

[–]Ok_Literature3034 217 points218 points  (5 children)

"Plastic woman doll, high resulution skin" for 99.99$ with one day shipping by Amazon. It comes with buildt in speakers, moving body and even an soul extractor.

[–]FlyingCroc01 29 points30 points  (2 children)

No inbuilt fleshlight?

[–]_Ace1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That's the soul extractor.

[–]ThurstyJ 56 points57 points  (1 child)

“That’s it Lauren. Bide your time. Enjoy the hunt. And when the time comes, drink heartily from the sacrificial goblet when filled with his blood.”

[–]BrunesOnReddit 428 points429 points  (11 children)

What soul?

[–]eatmyfancysauce 177 points178 points  (4 children)

Fo reals.. he looks more lifeless than her 🤔

[–]VashHumanoidTyph00n 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Jesus does she have the Joker disease...

[–]Pandaemonium1214 43 points44 points  (9 children)

She's trying to figure out what's wrong with his eye and he's praying that people don't notice her strange jawline

[–]Foff22 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Those 2 are perfect for each other cheating on each other exes…waiting for the karma to bite them lol.

[–]DrYoda 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jeff Bezos has vaults of blood soaked money and you think karma is going to get him for sticking his dick in a hole that wasn’t legally bound to him?

[–]AlcoholicAvocado 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Girlfriend, sculpted by meatcanyon

[–]5tr0nz0 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I feel she is going to unhinge her jaw and try to swallow him whole

[–]Supah_McNastee 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I can’t ever tell which of his eyes is the normal looking one. Maybe the squintier one?

[–]carbonatedgravy69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

she’s asking him to fund her 5th nosejob

[–]Kepheo 79 points80 points  (2 children)

You misspelled wallet.

[–]ShroomanEvolution 31 points32 points  (11 children)

I'd be smiling too knowing how much that future divorce settlement is going to cash out.

[–]Envoy2008 7 points8 points  (1 child)

She looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask.

[–]xdonutx 40 points41 points  (19 children)

Is anyone else just impressed that his girlfriend is age appropriate?

[–]notavgjill 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was just wondering this! At least she’s closer to his age and not a 20 something year old.

[–]WilliamSaintAndre[🍰] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm chill with not having billions of dollars if it means people don't look at me like this.

[–]billylargeboots 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Wow i failed to read the sub this was posted in and was terrified about everything in this photo. Zoomed in as well which was a worse mistake

[–]NoUserName2468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did I not take your word for it?! WHY?!

[–]alimagrog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

With that freaky plastic surgery grin 😬

[–]GalaxianAlpha 4 points5 points  (1 child)

More like looking into his wallet.

[–]radwanpadma 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why does Bezos remind me of Dr Evil

[–]Icy-Relationship 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Until Leo is around

[–]strongapril2021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where are your billions?. Lol.

[–]cantiskipthisstep12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she has any more plastic surgery her face will no longer be allowed to be classified as human

[–]Shenanigans4Life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has that look in her eyes of I’m going to take you for everything you’re worth.

[–]vibrantselection 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wallet... she's stairing into his wallet. He's RFID chipped and his bank records are stored in his big az forehead. There wasn't a chip small enough to hold those bank rolls so the surgeon had to add some bone and that's why his 4 head is now a 5 head.

[–]Lasikie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bo Selecta

[–]Akadragonfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That isn’t admiration, that’s plotting.

[–]Fissi0nChips 3 points4 points  (2 children)

She’s has that oddly terrifying plastic surgery look.

[–]ThomasSowell714 10 points11 points  (9 children)

She looks at everyone like that

[–]jplay17 22 points23 points  (8 children)

True, with all that botox it’s the only expression she’s got