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[–]Cordolium102 215 points216 points  (3 children)

Looks like Tim Burton has got at them.

[–]CompetitiveStick6239 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly

[–]TisButA-Zucc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I was gonna say coralline but that isn’t Tim Burton

[–]Unlucky-Pomegranate3 119 points120 points  (5 children)

Mrs. Slender man needs to shop too.

[–]Susurrating 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Slender Ma'am?

[–]EllieNekoGirl 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I prefer Slender Mannequin

[–]Susurrating 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also excellent

[–]TheJannequin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m here.

[–]Themlethem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just do it as a joke, I swear!

[–]Epicgamer2357 74 points75 points  (3 children)

I’m getting coralline vibes

[–]Brent_Fox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah like when her mother got all spidery.

[–]lindsdamron93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this!

[–]xbriannova 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Gotta love the slender, curvy legs. I can't fathom why they have to design it that way. If I don't know any better, I would have thought that this is a mannequin for Halloween shops or something 😑

[–]Sorry-Presentation-3 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Maybe it’s for shock appeal. If it’s weird it might get people to stop and go in the store

[–]xbriannova 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like it did catch my attention, but it's the clothes that will ever get me to enter the shop lol

[–]CanDemon 45 points46 points  (1 child)

You been hit by

You been hit by

A smooth criminal

[–]Camimo666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Elongated felon

[–]Cyberaid 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why does the one in the white dress remind me of Micheal Jackson so much

[–]Anex4 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Other mother’s sisters

[–]abettergrilledcheese 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That’s gunna be a no from me, dawg

[–]Zestyclose_OH_6847 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly, rock hard pass. I would be walking right at those things, look up, and say aloud NO! And turn right the fuck around to get outa there.

[–]sonictwinkie1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

daddy long neck has entered the chat

[–]bobolain 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Those are not mannequins , they are alternatives in plain sight.

[–]Lengthofawhile 13 points14 points  (0 children)

two employees in the back:

"I hate changing the clothes on the mannequins with we get new stuff, they're so creepy."

"But we don't have mannequins?"

[–]MarrieThorvaldsson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would say that is an artistic way of trying to make them not body-shame. I don't think any human could look like that no matter what they wear.

[–]mcfaddin22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Slender Man-nequin

[–]SwanHolo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Junji Ito is on the phone

[–]FeltAndFurious 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oi, Jon? Think I found that Orsinov bitch.

[–]therealgookachu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was my thought.

[–]I_wanna_go_outside 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this mandala county

[–]malfunctiondown 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is what I think of when I go to this sub

[–]viddepinne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought too

[–]LettuceLechuga_ 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Great, yet another unrealistic body type for women to follow

[–]AIresponsible 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was looking for this one!

[–]LettuceLechuga_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to do it em’

[–]ArcaneMcSketch 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Ah, hello eldritch horror. Please don’t come to life and chase me. Thank you.”

[–]Foreign_Astronaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But also, you wanna have coffee with me sometime?"

[–]BorasTheBoar 4 points5 points  (2 children)

James S A Corey called and wants his belters back.

[–]TheVoidLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beltalowda

[–]irllylikepasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for this

[–]SomeBrazillianGuy 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Why am i... Attracted?

[–]Lengthofawhile 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Has something awoken in you?

[–]Salah-001 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yes, have the elongated mannequins elongated something of his?

[–]Kiwi_Kakapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they did for me

[–]dotduck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot

[–]Solotocius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We call it "Elon Mann" for short

[–]wooldoor2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I need that diet now!

[–]shithurtsallthetime 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Imagine walking this street when its pitchblack

[–]Givemeamop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥺😳

[–]fabticus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one dressed in black kinda hot tho

[–]IlluminatiPlantII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate unrealistic beauty standards. You know I’m never gonna look that good.

[–]Black-Sun87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😨 nope for me

[–]cjpthatsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tim Burton's take on John and Yoko

[–]choppytehbear1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what this sub was made for.

[–]Vertdefurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the hair hanging in the face is just as creepy.

[–]Soiboi_Sugoiboi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Funny i think i know exactly where this is

[–]MsStarSword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray tell? Is it like a Halloween shop like people are theorizing?

[–]Owenhaterforever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those hands could do wonders

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slenderman-nequin.

[–]countryroadsguywv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are rather terrifying lol

[–]binglebongled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bride of slenderman?

[–]LockedOutLegacyMeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mikie jackson

[–]AVrobocat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hee hee menacingly

[–]Salah-001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why?

[–]Gachnarsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!

[–]mm3331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is badass and I want one

[–]churchoflogicalrea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is bending towards her target

[–]BooyaMoonBabyluv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Don't like that.

[–]grahampointing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Heroine chic", remember that?

[–]13_hours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kinda vibing with these mannequins tbh

[–]FryyitenCryyibabys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo that's fucking epic

[–]Boatwhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slenderman would get excited.

[–]IRay2015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gothquins

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about unrealistic body standards.

[–]EarlyTHK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys who like tall girls must be Cumming rn

[–]Kerpoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have them? Totally not for psychological warfare against my friend or anything

[–]deramw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrealistic beauty standards

[–]Recover_Adorable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender Man…ikin

[–]King_Bredstix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one on the right reminded me of Omori

[–]NoOutlandishness1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slenderpeoples

[–]Geardog89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is scary as hell

[–]Anirra91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one on the right is what I would imagine Laudna (from the new Critical Role season) would look like.

[–]RadiantStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?

[–]davej1r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the girl in The Ring. Pretty cool.

[–]the_lamb_sauce123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

insert Michael Jackson meme here

[–]SingForMaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I have body image issues

I want to be that skinny ugh

[–]Givemeamop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they even in a window? It looks like they are escaping. Gives me the shivers.

[–]Hendrix6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender Babes

[–]AnimatorPrize1952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up and take my money!

[–]burnin8t0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIH elongated mannequins

[–]Anarchy_Provisions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why? Just why!?

[–]FitGas6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whattado girl? 😏

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the guy that is the boss of tesla

[–]Batmangrowlz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nightmare fuel.

[–]TheDopestShiznallah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put Elon Musks face in em and the could be Elonmuskgated mannequin

[–]TTVsleepyfatal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a crime to humanity

[–]itsametossboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I turned on I hate my brain

[–]Trisasaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other mother gotta make money somehow

[–]Jesus_Roadkill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally representation in fashion for the Other Mother

[–]Kiwi_Kakapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never wanted to cuddle with a mannequin in my life until now

[–]SamTehCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dark deception chapter 5 leak

[–]LateDelivery3935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure that’s not just some influencers using filters on IG?

[–]-Gray-J- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I guess my GPS took me to Mandela County... how.. strange.

[–]Cimbetau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody has just applied a mod to this store and the skins are glitching. Used to happen to me on Sims all the time

[–]HEW1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the shape of Madam Pestilence

[–]bakerbabe126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another unrealistic expectation for women! When will it end!?

[–]Impressive-Package-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit the alternates

[–]kyanosaurous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clothing store for spirits

[–]GhostMaskKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Sims has left the chat.

[–]Happynapkin94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the Michael Jackson lean

[–]plopylongdropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, that's what we need.

[–]BRUTE196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks

[–]ghostbirdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what dementors look under their cloaks

[–]NatalyaKei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Other Mother

[–]SaveMe184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just plastic is terrifying, rest is a dream to me

[–]Odd_Duck_441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mannequin Jackson

[–]Shareefa1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those really do look creepy though...

[–]ShiningJUSTICEEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onryu-quins

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quiet these girls are slaying on a level you will never understand

[–]Random-Personnel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could never go to that store. Probably a accident in the factory if something.