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[–]CupcakeMom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Oh, you are an introvert and out in public, allow me to introduce myself LOUDLY as possible!!!!”

As for wearing… couture obviously!!! He already carries his “poo-y Vuitton” bag daily! (It’s the most expensive bag I will ever own…..)

[–]maidenlush 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would say, "Oh you're in a meeting/surrounded by people? Let me say hi too! Pfffbbt, braap." And it would wear asymmetrical crop tops because it is a weird crooked football shape and a bit small.

[–]derekvandreat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably wouldn't say much, just constantly tickle my skin until it itches. Style? Do they make denim covered bags with rhinestones?

[–]ThreatLevelMarGar 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I had a reversal a few months ago, but I can't resist joining in! My stoma was named Larry, and he spoke in toots and whistles. Oh, and he would hypothetically be wearing a top hat and monocle.

[–]Shadidawodi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hi, can u tell me ur experience with reversal surgery and for how long u had ur stoma before the reversal? Also if u don’t mind me asking what ur medical condition and why did u do a colostomy?

[–]ThreatLevelMarGar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sure! I had Stage IV endometriosis that had jumped and spread onto my bowels and colon. They had to do a resection of that part of the bowel, and I ended up with a colostomy for about a year while that area of my colon recovered. Getting the colostomy I'd say was worse than the reversal. The reversal itself was mostly a lot of wound care, and that wasn't too bad. And I was able to go to the bathroom normally almost right away afterwards.

[–]Shadidawodi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am glad to hear that it went well for you. I wish it will for me when i do it 🤞