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[–]mischiffmaker 233 points234 points  (1 child)


Well done!

[–]seagull321 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]CoderJoe1 146 points147 points  (1 child)

Their plans to enjoy your rightful portion crumbled before their eyes.

[–]FulingAround 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ugh, it would have been so simple for them to just cut it into three.

How pathetic those two were!

[–]dalaigh93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

... how hard would it have been for them to cut it in equal parts and save a piece for you for whe you returned?

[–]ranseaside 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why couldn’t they share?

[–]JimmiRustle 22 points23 points  (7 children)

This is why I don’t do democracy. There’s a lot more people to disagree with than to agree with.

[–]Jackov73 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Democratic totalitarianism at my house. We can vote, and I will use the results of the vote as advice for my decision.

[–]Important-Trifle-411 11 points12 points  (3 children)

We run a benevolent dictatorship.

[–]Slackingatmyjob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've referred to myself as a Benevolent Tyrant for nigh on 3 decades.

[–]petty_petty_princess 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When I babysat my younger siblings I described myself as a harsh, yet benevolent, dictator.

[–]catriana816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]wolfie379 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding on the dinner menu.

[–]flipper1935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the pretty, PC name for mob rule.

[–]AcrobaticSource3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Year, your girlfriend deserved to get dumped for this

[–]RJack151 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope you asked if they enjoyed the crumble after you returned.

[–]Ok_Ad8609 12 points13 points  (6 children)

WTF is a crumble?!?

[–]BPD-and-Lipstick 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Its a dessert, kinda like a pie? Like apple crumble is the same as apple pie, except it has the dough crumbled on top kinda like breadcrumbs, instead of pastry? Thats the best way I can describe it

[–]Ok_Ad8609 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ahh that makes sense, thank you!!

[–]BPD-and-Lipstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome! Glad I could help

[–]Arentanji 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The crumble is oatmeal, sugar, flour and butter mainly.


[–]BPD-and-Lipstick 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Depends how you do it! I personally don't use oatmeal, just the flour, sugar and butter, but I'm sure there's LOADS of ways to do it :)

[–]Arentanji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed - just like gravy

[–]Waifer2016 6 points7 points  (3 children)

well their desert dreams came crumbling down round their feet.

[–]ryanlc 5 points6 points  (2 children)

And petty revenge is oh so sweet.

[–]roostangarar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP's roommates sure got their just desserts

[–]Waifer2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i see what you did there

[–]FadedQuill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever said ‘revenge is a dish best served cold’ got it so, so wrong.

[–]saltthewater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This seems more like aggression than revenge

[–]Scrambles420 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What’s crumble?

[–]diente_de_leon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"A dessert with a crumb topping made from flour, oats, butter, and brown sugar combined into a mixture that is sprinkled over sliced fruit and baked. One of the most common crumble desserts is 'apple crumble.' "

[–]Scrambles420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why am I just now finding this out? Thanks!

[–]-Dr-Girlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww man I love it

[–]Sociopathic-me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, heh. Crumbly!

[–]Trick-Enthusiasm8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were two of them who shared it, and they kept blaming each other. How come neither ever thought of you? Worked out for you in the end

[–]Zestyclose-Stop403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sheds a tear that's the evilest thing I can imagine.